Chapter 30: Xia Ying's Dark Cuisine
Xia Ying quickly shook off Wu Liang's hand and shyly slapped it.
"Are you alright? , You've only been injured so badly for a while, what the hell are you going to do?"
Looking at Xia Ying, who was still nervous, Wu Liang did not answer her question positively, this matter may not be understandable to ordinary people Xia Ying, it is better not to let Xia Ying know, this is also a kind of protection.
"It's okay to be idle, you can't die anyway if you play with human body performance art," Wu Liang laughed cheaply.
The corners of Xia Ying's mouth twitched, and she got up and kicked Wu Liang; "You seem to be a pervert! I'd better go to sleep if I didn't tell you."
"Blackie, follow me back to the house!"
Xiao Hei, who was named, looked at Wu Liang carefully, flicked his extra-long tail at Wu Liang's signal, and followed Xia Ying back to the bedroom.
"It's good to have someone to worry about"
Wu Liang propped himself up, looked at the wounds on his body that had completely healed, moved his shoulders and walked towards the bathroom.
"Ah~Shushuang..."
Washing away the sticky blood stains all over his body, Wu Liang's whole person was refreshed.
Wu Liang looked at the time, it was already the second half of the night, picked up the phone, changed his clothes, opened the door and walked downstairs.
On the way, "Hey? ... Dead fat man slept or not, come out and drink some! Old place! ”
On the other side of the phone came the fat man's sleepy voice; "Huh? ... Oh! Wait for me! ”
"Huh... Hearing that you don't want to die."
Wu Liang pursed his lips and hung up the phone in his hand and continued to walk towards the destination, Wu Liang, who was in a good mood, was not worried about Xia Ying at home, there was that black cat in estimation that the problem was not big, the black cat was so smart and had time to teach it to call, wouldn't it be nice to have a video call when the time came.
"Ah Qiu..."Xiao Hei, who was in Xia Ying's arms, suddenly sneezed, opened his eyes, looked around, turned his head and continued to sleep.
The old place of the two of them in the fat man's house was closer, so when Wu Liang arrived, the fat man had already finished ordering, opened a bottle of beer and drank it.
"Yo, Bajie! I said you're fast, you're drinking before I arrive," Wu Liang trotted two steps, and a brain melon bounced on the fat man's head.
"Oh yo. Oh yo yo... Brother Monkey, I was wrong, I was wrong, I didn't dare, I didn't dare! The fat man joked with his beer over his head.
Wu Liang laughed and sat opposite the fat man; "Eat and drink as much as you like today, I'm in for a treat!" I just killed the fake fat man in the crack, but I feel a little guilty in my heart, so having a barbecue is considered to make amends.
There's an old saying that "there's nothing you can't do with one barbecue, and if there is, two!" --- Nicholas, your fourth brother. ”
"Ahem... Well? Brother Liang, what's wrong with you today, don't scare me, is this meal a casual meal! If I have a casual meal, I won't eat it" The fat man was frightened by Wu Liang's actions and choked on beer and coughed, usually the two of them are used to playing around, and suddenly the whole thing makes the fat man a little unbearable.
Wu Liang laughed as he watched the fat man's actions; "It's okay, it's just that I just came out of the crack with some emotion, drinking!"
"Cheers!"
The two raised their wine glasses and poured a bottle each, and the fat man who put down the wine bottle in his hand began to ask Wu Liang what he encountered when he entered the crack this time, knowing that the fat man would have to ask this sooner or later, Wu Liang simply said about it, but the clown did not say anything to the fat man.
The fat man was furious when he heard that Wu Liang was in the crack when he touched a fake self; "That or something, the 'dark department', when Lao Tzu finds them, must turn him upside down! Dare to pretend to be your fat man, wash your neck and wait for death! ”
"Huh"
"Ambitious, so how can the fat man find them?" Wu Liang looked at the high-spirited fat man and instantly hit the fat man down.
"Didn't think about it! But you can't deny my iron will! ”
"Come on! Drink! The fat man raised the wine bottle in his hand and poured it down.
Wu Liang raised his glass and drank bottle after bottle with the fat man, completely let go of the thoughts in his heart, chatting wildly, the owner of the stall looked at the two chatting very happily and did not disturb, sighed; "This kind of friendship is really enviable"
Wu Liang and the fat man both did not use their own ability to volatilize the alcohol in the wine, Wu Liang looked at the fat man who drank too much, and then looked at the watch, "It's almost dawn, let's go, the old horse head will have to stall tomorrow, don't disturb others" Wu Liang patted the fat man and wanted to end this drinking game quickly.
"No, no, you can talk casually, I will accompany you as long as you chat, when I see you young people, I remember that I worked hard outside when I was young, and I had a lot of friends at that time" Brother Ma on the side looked at Wu Liang and wanted not to trouble himself, so he immediately opened his mouth and said it implicitly.
"You drink yours"
Wu Liang glanced at the fat man who had fallen asleep on the table; "I won't bother today, I still have to send this fat man home, and I'll come back later!" ”
After settling the account with the laughter of the old horse, Wu Liang picked up the fat man and walked back to the old horse behind him.
The fat man's house was very close to here, and he walked to the fat man's house for a few minutes, threw the fat man on the bed, covered it, and Wu Liang got up again and walked to his house.
After drinking wine with the fat man all night, his brain hurt a little bit, and he bought some breakfast at the breakfast shop he was passing by and returned home, and Wu Liangzai, who arrived home, couldn't bear the sleepiness, threw the breakfast on the table and fell asleep on the sofa.
Xia Ying in the house was disturbed by the sound of the door opening, and when she opened the bedroom door, she saw Wu Liang on the sofa and breakfast on the table, and her heart was slightly moved.
"You know how to buy me breakfast..."
Xia Ying, who was beautiful, took Wu Liang's leg to the sofa and took breakfast while watching Wu Liang and eating, just when Xia Ying looked at Wu Liang and didn't know what she was thinking, Xiao Hei next to her jumped to the table with a "meow" and looked at the meat bun in Xia Ying's hand with her eyes shining.
"Little gluttonous cat, in addition to eating is sleeping! Give..."Xia Ying took out the meat filling of the bun and put it in front of Xiao Hei.
Xiao Hei, who got the meat filling, happily ate it, flicking his extra-long tail while eating, and he was so happy!
Xia Ying, who was holding the bun, was a little distracted, and while feeding this little black, Nan Nan said to herself, "Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei, you talk about Wu Liang, obviously he has encountered so many things, why don't you want to tell me, the more you get in touch, the more you find that there are countless secrets on his body, which is really incomprehensible." ”
"Meow~" Xiao Hei looked at the meat bag in Xia Ying's hand and didn't take what Xia Ying said just now, completely seriously.
"Hmm~, it's annoying!" Xia Ying pushed her hands on the dining table and buried her head, Xiao Hei next to her was jumped by Xia Ying's movements, and before Xiao Hei had time to react, Xia Ying quickly hugged Xiao Hei with both hands and rubbed her little face vigorously.
"Masturbation... Petting a cat? Xiao Hei was very broken in his heart, thinking that it was a mistake to come here by himself? .
When the time came to the afternoon, Wu Liang, who had slept all day, rubbed his eyes and sat up, looked at Xia Ying, who was watching TV on the other end of the sofa, and wondered; You haven't been out all day?
"Huh? ... Oh, you're awake, I took Xiao Hei out to buy some food at noon, get up and try it! ”
Xia Ying quickly got up, cleaned up the dining table, took out the food from the kitchen and put it on the table like a show-off.
"Dangdang! Let's see how Miss Ben's cooking is! ”
"Surprised!"
Wu Liang saw the dishes on the table and directly scared the wine he drank last night! The whole person was stupid at the table.
The four dishes and one soup in front of him are simply indescribable, giving Wu Liang the feeling that this is a table of poison! , Wu Liang felt that his eyes were hallucinating, as if there were countless pairs of foul-smelling hands in these four dishes and one soup grabbing him, trying to pull himself into the dark world!
"You... Have you eaten? Otherwise, let's eat together," Wu Liang said with a twitch at the corner of his mouth.
"I ate with Xiao Hei outside, this is made especially for you, hurry up and kneel down and thank you!" Xia Ying pinched her waist and looked at Wu Liang with an expectant expression.
Is this something that ordinary people can bear, it is better to let me go to the cracks!
"That, Miss Xia, can I skip it?" Wu Liang lowered his head and asked tentatively.
"Eat!"
"Meow!" Xiao Hei jumped up in fright by Xia Ying's sudden throat.
Xia Ying pinched her waist and said with a vicious face; "For the first time in her life, Miss Ben cooks and eats! If you don't eat it, I'll go out and tell others that you're bullying me! ”
Looking at Xia Ying as if you don't eat me, I will show you, Wu Liang knew that today's catastrophe would be inevitable!
Wu Liang, who was sitting on the chair, picked up the chopsticks in his hand and went to the few unknown dishes, picked up a ball of unknown substance, closed his eyes and stuffed it into his mouth, and at the moment when the east and west entrances, Wu Liang's brain "banged" and exploded!
Wu Liang felt the object in his mouth with tears in his eyes, "What is this!" Xia Ying won't be someone else sent to harm me! ”
"How? Is it delicious?! ”
Xia Ying took Lian Tan to Wu Liang and looked at Wu Liang carefully, "Huh? Why are you so moved that you are crying? ”
"Hmm... Delicious, delicious to the point of exploding! Wu Liang swallowed the contents of his mouth vigorously while muttering.
"Iniquity!"
Xia Ying's face warmed when she saw Wu Liang eating so happily; "Then eat it all, don't waste food! Come on! After speaking, he came to the table and sat down across the table, looking like he was going to watch himself finish eating.
Wu Liang said tentatively; "That's a lot of food, isn't it? I can't eat it alone, so I'll save it for the next meal? ”
"Please repeat what you just said!" Xia Ying didn't know where to take out a fruit knife and played with it.
"It smells so good!"
Seeing Xia Ying's actions, Wu Liang buried his head and quickly continued to eat the things on the table.
"Gap~" In a few minutes, Wu Liang quickly swept the food on the table, thanks to his own body of the awakened, otherwise it was a question of whether he could eat these things alive.