"Of course, the story doesn't end here, and the origin of the zodiac spell hasn't been said yet!"

"Although the immortal generals are called gods, they are actually not wise and martial, among the eight people, there are lame, some obese, some riding donkeys retrograde, and those who like women's clothing, and there is an indispensable relationship to a certain uncle, in short, it is extremely unreliable and acts very carelessly."

"The unlucky Holy Lord is obviously an undercover agent in Cao Ying's heart in Han, but he was treated as a demon by these immortal gods, and sealed him into hell with seven other demons, suffering from boundless emptiness."

"Ah, how can this be!" Hearing this, Xiao Yu's eyes widened, "This is too miserable, unlucky Holy Lord!" ”

When Warren heard Xiaoyu's words, the corners of his happy mouth almost grinned behind the roots of his ears.

Listen, this is the correct history, my holy lord is not a bad person, I am just an unlucky undercover agent!

"Okay Xiaoyu, listen to me continue." Warren laughed.

He felt that the story he had made up was simply amazing, and even if he was not a demon in the future, he would be able to write one at some point without worrying about eating and drinking.

"The Holy Lord who was injured by mistake did not complain at all, all he thought about was the peace of the human race and the world, he never thought about himself, nor did he hate anyone.

However, he didn't want to be silent in hell like this, because he knew that with great power came great responsibility, and with the zodiac sign he should go to the human race to shelter from the wind and rain, instead of wasting time in hell.

Evil-hearted demons can't leave hell, but the righteous Lord is different.

Some birds can't be kept up, their feathers are so bright that when they fly away, you know in your heart that it's a sin to keep them up.

So, in a hell storm of lightning and thunder, wind and rain, the righteous Holy Lord crossed the (earth) prison, crawled 500 light years in the terrifying spatial cracks, crawled to freedom, and returned to the world! ”

"Oh, that's amazing." Xiaoyu applauded.

Jackie Chan muttered with some confusion: "It's quite powerful, it's just why does this sound so much like Xiao-"

"Shut up! Do you talk about it or do I talk about it? Warren suddenly interrupted Jackie Chan's words, and secretly wiped a cold sweat, and on a whim, he actually put on the plot of Shawshank's Redemption, which is not very useful.

"When the Lord returned to the earth, he could not help but feel pain when he saw that the whole of Asia was being warlords fighting each other, and that the people were in dire straits.

So he appeared on earth and saved the people from fire and water, and the people remembered him, and they jointly elected the Holy Lord to be their king.

And the Holy Lord did not disappoint the expectations of the people, and he finally unified the whole of Asia, put an end to all wars, and let the people finally ask for the claws of war and began to live in peace and contentment. ”

"After all this time, what about the charms? To the point, Warren, Daddy is very busy! ”

At this time, Dad suddenly opened his mouth to urge, which made Xiaoyu, who was listening with relish, hum with some dissatisfaction.

"Okay, okay, that's it, don't rush, don't rush." Warren answered, and then continued to preach:

"Asia is divided into many dynasties under the command of the Holy Lord, among which the Lin Dynasty has coveted the throne of the Holy Lord for a long time, and human beings are always ambitious, and even took advantage of the Holy Lord and other sorcerers to fight, and brazenly launched a rebellion.

Calculated or unintentional, the Lin Dynasty's fighter Luo Pei was fooled by his king in the dark, and thought that the Holy Lord was a tyrant who was extremely poor and cruel, so he used the unique spell he developed to seal the Holy Lord who was dedicated to the people.

The body of the Holy Lord was transformed into an immobile statue by him, and the power of the Holy Lord was transformed into twelve stone charms by Lope, which were scattered around the world. ”

Warren finally concluded: "In short, good people are not rewarded, anyway, the Holy Lord has always been a good person!"

"And the twelve charms are the rat turning stillness into movement, the ox power is infinite, the tiger balances yin and yang, the rabbit body is like electricity, the dragon blasts and bombs, the snake is invisible and invisible, the horse cures all diseases, the sheep soul is out of the body, the monkey is changeable, the chicken is flying in the air, the dog is immortal, and the pig's electric eyes are compelling."

"Alas, this is the divine power of the zodiac deprived of the Holy Lord, as for the unlucky Holy Lord, it is estimated that it is still a statue and I don't know where to suffer day and night!" Acting has to be enough, Warren sighed as he spoke.

"That's all for this story, it ends with the bad luck of the Holy Lord!"

”……”x3

Warren's story is finished, and after listening to the story, Xiaoyu, Jackie Chan and Daddy, but in the bottom of their hearts, they always feel that something is wrong, and they feel very discordant.

Although Warren's story is wonderful and the plot is full of twists and turns, for some reason, several people just feel a little weird.

Don't......

Did you eat salty for dinner?

Jackie Chan scratched his head, his face distressed.

Or am I eating too much garlic?

Daddy touched his goatee and frowned.

I guess I was stupid when I was in school, so I won't go to school tomorrow!

Xiao Yu's big eyes narrowed, and she couldn't help laughing.

Warren, who was aware of everyone's looks and movements, knew it in his heart and continued to add:

"This is the ancient Chinese legend that my adoptive father, Tang, told me.

It is said that this legend was told to him by his maternal grandmother, although Tang's ancestral home was from the province of pancakes and green onions, but his maternal grandmother was a native of Xianggang, and it is said that Xianggang is where the palace of the holy lord in the legend is located. ”

"I didn't think about it before, but I didn't think about this old legend until I got home." Warren shrugged and rambled.

"Now you say that the power of the pig charm happens to be the power of electric eyes, and that makes sense. It seems that these spells are from that ancient and powerful king, the Holy Lord! ”

“…… Is it powerful? Xiao Yu was a little disagreeing when he heard this, "I just remember that he was an unlucky guy!" ”

Click!

It was Warren who clenched his fists too hard and made a noise, Xiaoyu was so presumptuous, was he being scolded by the bald donkey in front of the monk?

And the father who heard Warren's story had already opened his mind: "Holy Lord? I'm going to go and flip through the book, but I remember that the Lord in it is a demon......"

"That's right, it's a demon, but in this Chinese legend I've heard, he's actually a good person, uh, a good demon!"

"Whether it's good or not, it has nothing to do with Dad." Daddy stretched, and the disc around the old waist creaked, "Daddy is going to have a cup of tea first!" ”

Figuring out the ins and outs of the spell made Daddy feel much more relaxed.

"Daddy, I'll make you tea!" Jackie Chan suddenly got up and was about to walk to the kitchen.

But Warren stopped Jackie Chan and showed a shy smile that had been planned for a long time:

"Uncle Long, I also know a few superficial skills, can you have a discussion with me?"

“……”