It wasn't until he got closer that Fang Zheng found out.

The old man in front of him is a one-eared old man.

Okay.

With one ear and one eye, Fang Zheng felt that he might understand why the other party only had one ear.

And in the face of the tricky problem of Fangzheng. The old man was stunned.

What an unscrupulous young man he met today.

Others face the scene in front of them and want to fight.

If you can't beat it, run away.

But in the hands of the young man in front of him, why did it become a storyteller?!

How big a nerve is this, can't you see the atmosphere and the coagulation of killing intent in the air at all?

I'm afraid that even the old man would never have imagined that he would hear this story full of childhood memories again in a foreign land.

It's really a ghost childhood memory story.

What's going on today, I recalled my childhood memories twice.

The old man's black hole, still bleeding eyes, looked at the young man in front of him.

The only eye that was still intact twitched at the corner of the eye.

At this time, even his chest, which had healed and regained its fullness, took a deep breath, as if a blower was blowing, and Fang Zheng was really worried that the other party would explode like a pufferfish.

"I want an iron eyeball. As a result, the old man just finished speaking, and bang!

There was a dried corpse that fell from the sky and directly knocked the old man to the ground.

"Are you stupid, how can there be iron eyeballs, sure enough, this eyeball is not yours. Look, even God says that being a man is the first thing to be virtuous, and lying is struck by lightning. Fang Zheng still had such a serious face, and replied seriously.

At this time, the old man, who was shriggling to stand up again with his broken neck and dust, staggered and stood up again when he heard Fangzheng's words, and he stumbled under his feet, and almost fell headfirst again.

You're enough!

You are the one who tells the story of "Golden Axe, Silver Axe"!

You are the one who says that the iron eyeball is the wrong answer!

In order to infiltrate the country and become familiar with the civilization and etiquette of this rich country, he left his hometown since he was a child, and he could not see the cherry blossoms in April, the sacred deer of Nara, or the most famous seafood bowl in Tokyo......

These can only appear on the movie screen forever!

Far from home, with relatives who could not be recognized, he had been dormant for seventy years, and he had naturally heard the widely circulated story of "Golden Axe Silver Axe", and he also knew what the correct answer was.

But what he met was the unserious young man in front of him who didn't play cards according to common sense at all.

Thinking of this, the old man raised his head and looked at the sky indignantly.

Heavens, don't you have eyes!

Obviously, the young man in front of me is lying, I am not lying, why is it me who was struck by lightning, not the young man in front of me who is lying and ignores his eyeballs.

Oh, it's wrong, I've been taken crooked, why did you throw the corpse at me, shouldn't you lose this young man?!

The old man staggered to his feet from the ground, click, click... There was a sound of bones writhing, his neck slowly straightened, and his eyes looked at Fang Zheng coldly and without emotion.

"Young people, there is also an idiom called 'Deceive too much.' The old man, who has been worn out of patience, is ready to explode.

The old man has been dormant for 70 years, and he thinks that he is more familiar with the culture and idioms of this country than with his native language.

However!

As soon as the words fell, whew!

There was a sound of wind overhead, and another dried corpse smashed into the old man standing in the ruins.

This time the old man was prepared, only to see his right foot like a dragon pounding the sea, stomping heavily on the ground, a huge broken wall weighing several tons, breaking through the resistance of Feng Gang, like a gray cannon ball, quickly bursting above his head.

Rumble!

The broken wall exploded and disintegrated, and in the direction above the invisible fog overhead, a black figure was smashed out and turned into black dots.

A standard home run.

"I've put up with you for a long time!" the old man said in a vicious voice, and then, he looked down at Fang Zheng viciously.

Facing the old man with an evil attitude, as if he was going to eat people, Fang Zheng looked at the old man and whispered, "Or... Let's guess which eyeball you dropped, and since it's not the Iron Eyeball, it's only a two-choice answer between the Golden Eyeball and the Silver Eyeball......"

Fang Zheng saw the ruthlessness in the old man's eyes, so he planned to give the other party another chance.

But at this moment, the old man's one-eyed was more vicious than the most venomous snake in the world, flickering cold, indifferent and ruthless, staring at Fang Zheng in a gloomy haze.

One more time?

You're foolish!

The old man sneered, he had lost his patience: "Young man, be careful of another idiom, 'the dog jumps over the wall'." ”

hat？

Fang Zheng was stunned, a little inexplicable for a while.

Why does he always feel that the old man in front of him, who always likes to use idioms, is always so strange every time he says idioms?

Is there any misunderstanding of the idiom that the dog jumps over the wall?

Although the Chinese language is broad and profound, it is indeed true that the dog jumps over the wall in the immediate environment, but the key is, have you ever seen anyone who would describe themselves as a dog jumping off the wall?

Before Fang Zheng could speak, suddenly!

Whew, whew, whew! There were several more winds in the sky.

The old man's previous resistance was as if he had stabbed through the hornet's nest, causing a chain reaction, and suddenly there were more dried corpses, smashing down at the same time.

The old man did the same again, using the rocks in the ruins as cannon pellets to shoot the dried corpses in the sky.

But the next moment, there was more wind breaking through the air, coming from the invisible fog above the head.

The old man didn't have time to pay attention to Fang Zheng, at this moment, the expression on his face finally appeared solemn, and he also saw the seriousness of the problem. Therefore, this time he no longer resisted, but made agile movements with his body, dodging and dodging continuously.

So, Fang Zheng saw the scene in front of him.

There was a rain of corpses in the sky, and a man was chased by the rain of corpses.

After doing this a few times, there were already more than a dozen dried corpses nearby.

Although the old man did not resist again this time, and took the initiative to attack the dried corpses in the sky, those dried corpses seemed to be very grudgeful, and the corpse rain in the sky kept falling, and they were still chasing the old man.

Bang! Bang!

In the end, the old man couldn't escape the corpse rain and was directly stoned to death.

The skull burst and was smashed open again by a falling object from a high altitude, and suddenly red, yellow, and green were sprinkled all over the ground.

At this time, the ruins in front of Fang Zheng's eyes left twenty or thirty dried corpses in one place.

Just when Fang Zheng hid himself better, Gollum, a head that had already healed, rolled to the vicinity of Fang Zheng's hiding place.

The one-eyed socket of the black hole was like a gaze from the abyss, staring straight at Fang Zheng: "Young man, I will send you another idiom today, 'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you'." ”

The old man smiled.

smiled and looked at the square in front of him.

"I picked up three corpses here, a gold corpse, a silver corpse, and the most ordinary iron corpse, I don't know which corpse you threw it?"

When you are staring into the abyss, the abyss is staring at you.

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