Chapter 286: Disaster Falls from Heaven



"Stinky boy, you still sell me guanzi" Jing Chengshan pointed to my nose and said.

"No, Dad, don't get me wrong, son-in-law doesn't mean that at all," I said respectfully.

Seeing that I was serious, Jing Chengshan hurriedly laughed, and after laughing for a while, he said nervously:

"Limin, you have been spying on the two worlds of yin and yang for a long time, and your father asked you to borrow a corpse to return your soul, but it is a true thing"

"Yes," I replied very cautiously.

"Can you do it?" asked Jing Chengshan more and more mysteriously

"Yes"

"Well, it doesn't come out of nowhere"

"However, there are times when I miss," I replied truthfully.

"Chengshan, what else do you want to ask the child, don't ask, so as not to disturb mediocrity," asked her mother-in-law, Yuan Ruoqing.

"Child, let me ask you one more question, and the last sentence is "Jing Chengshan is like crazy."

"Don't ask, don't be embarrassed for the child, okay" The mother-in-law was very angry.

"I'll just be so greedy again"

"Dad, but it doesn't hurt to say it"

"Is immortality a real thing, is it a legend?"

"Immortality" I paused deliberately, and then, "Yes, yes"

"I'll just say it" Jing Chengshan clapped his hands quickly and said excitedly:

"If we have such an uncle, we will definitely be excluded from birth, old age, sickness and death, and it is so exciting to have immortality."

"Dad, you are also happy too early, because immortality will have a price, and immortal people do not have seven emotions and six desires to be honest with their children, in that case, it is simply better to live than to die."

"Not necessarily," Jing Chengshan seemed to think that I was lying to him by saying this.

"Dad, there are many kinds of immortality, like I just said that it is immortal, it is immortal, but the life of that person is not a ghost or a ghost is really not a human can live with a physical body, but it needs to suck the soul of a living person for many years to keep itself fresh, otherwise, it will rot all over the body and die, after death, it cannot enter the yin market to be reincarnated, because its soul has long been weathered by the years"

"The other is the demon, it is also immortal, but he can only live in the tomb, he can't see the sun all year round, once he sees the sun, he will die violently and die on the statue, both of which are side of the door, whether it is before or after death, he will not die well."

"Of course, there is another kind, that is, it is unattainable, and that is to cultivate immortals"

"Dad, you see you need that kind of if, if you always want to do it, your son-in-law will help you" I asked Jing Chengshan deliberately.

"Why are you kidding your dad and me" Jing Chengshan's face was a little unbearable, and he laughed.

"Okay, let's not talk about these things, let's talk about some happy things" Jing Chengshan suddenly changed his tone, and it made me a little unacceptable, if he didn't stop, I would blow it for a while.

"Dad, Mom, then, I'll say something happy," Jing Lin said in a hurry.

"You say, you say"

"Limin proposed to me, you look at this diamond ring in my hand," Jing Lin raised her finger to show off like her mother:

"Mom, you don't have it either."

"You kid, you say you can be a little more reserved, a ring will buy you"

"Mom" Jing Lin coquettishly at her mother.

"So, the two of you have decided to get married," asked her mother-in-law, Yuan Ruoqing.

"Mom, Limin and I are lovers who have had a marriage contract, and marriage is a matter of course."

"That's right, but engagement and marriage are completely different things, how can you children be so casual" Yuan Ruoqing is still quite cautious about my marriage with Jing Lin

"Mom, don't you want us to get married" Jing Lin's small mouth pouted.

"No, the marriage of the two of you is a big deal, and you need the parents of both sides to sit together and discuss it carefully" Yuan Ruoqing, who has always supported and is optimistic about my relationship with Jing Lin, is completely like a different person.

"I didn't agree before, but now, I agree, you ink again, you are really a person, you are the good person, and you are the bad person" Jing Chengshan complained.

"No, Dad, Mom, that's right, the parents of both sides must sit together to discuss, but if I don't propose to Jing Lin successfully, you adults will sit together to discuss something" I hurriedly rounded the field.

"Look, still, Limin is still sensible" Yuan Ruoqing can be regarded as finding a step for herself.

"Limin, listen to me, the matter of the two of you, Dad, I have been thinking about it for a long time, I have long thought of the arrival of this day You and Linlin get married, and your mother and I will not resist But, Dad gave you both a suggestion, I just said a suggestion"

"Dad, please tell me"

"Now, Linlin's medical practitioner qualification certificate has also been examined, and you can find a good hospital job, so let Linlin work first, stabilize the job first, and everything will be easy to do for a few years, if you drag down a child, you can find a good job there, so it's better to work first, and then get married, so it's easy to do both without delay."

"Dad is still dragging down a child, you are not afraid that your daughter will be ugly"

"Look at your stupid look, Dad, this is for your future"

"Dad, look, do you always arrange work for Jing Lin or do I go to the relationship?"

"Good boy, you really have a set, you still want to kick the ball to me, I think you should arrange a job for Jing Lin and arrange it to the hospital in your town."

"Dad, you have a wide range of relationships, or you should be old" I was deliberately humble.

"If you don't pretend to me, Jing Lin will be married home by you sooner or later, so she has to go to work in the hospital in your town, she has no choice" Jing Chengshan is an old Jianghu in the end, he can see this thing very clearly

"I don't think it's difficult to do, just go to your cousin Hu Xiangtian"

"That's exactly what I mean," I nodded.

"Haha, you kid is smart, there's nothing you can't do if you find your cousin in your town, Jing Lin, do you have any opinions?"

"Any opinions I can have have been arranged by you, what else do I have to say At the beginning, it was Limin who deceived me into the countryside, and he must be responsible"

"Okay, I must be responsible to the end, otherwise, I won't be able to escape from our father's palm."

Jing Chengshan, Yuan Ruoqing and the second elder laughed from ear to ear, Jing Chengshan, suddenly, asked me:

"How is your cousin Xiang Tian doing?"

"The family moved to the county seat and went to enjoy the villa"

"This kid will enjoy it, hey, by the way, he has a business in town."

"His horses are dotting."

"Oh, you haven't been so loud when you see him recently, as long as he can arrange Linlin's work, after that, I invite him to drink, this will definitely be you."

"Yes, Dad," I hurriedly agreed.

"Children, should we also go to the city to buy a villa and enjoy life?"

"Forget it, Dad, it's really not as good as our countryside, the green mountains and clear waters, and the climate is pleasant."

"If you have a chance, as long as you have a chance, we can go out, let's wait until your mother retires."

"A change after a while, it's like a dream" Yuan Ruoqing joked about Jing Chengshan.

"Guarding the child today, I won't mix wine and serve food with you" Jing Chengshan shouted, after some effort, all the wine and food were served, Jing Chengshan motioned for their mother and daughter to eat first, and then, holding the liquor in his hand, said to me:

"Today, the two of us are blowing the bottle, or the two of us are good, touch glasses"

"Dad, it's all up to you, you can do what you say"

"Shout, you all know that you Shangen villagers are fierce, and you really don't cover it."

"Shao Limin, you usually don't drink at all, don't be reckless, Dad is famous for not getting drunk Jing Lin reminded me while eating.

"It's okay, as long as Dad is happy, it's okay"

"This is my Jing Chengshan's son-in-law, come, uncle, we won't get drunk tonight" Jing Chengshan said and opened a bottle of liquor and put it on my table, obviously trying to calm me from the momentum.

I picked up the wine bottle and wanted to pour it for Jing Chengshan first, but I never wanted to be rejected and said: "Let's two masters, calm down, drink one sip at a time, but no one wants to play tricks" He said and poured himself full, and then asked me:

"How are we going to drink this first cup?"

"That's it, Dad, I'll respect you first," I said, getting up from the table, and then, bowing down respectfully to Jing Chengshan, said:

"Dad, I'll do it first for respect," I said and drank a large glass of white wine, although the stomach was bitter and sour, very uncomfortable, but I still resisted.

"Good boy, there is a kind, you respect your father, and your father can't be a bad seed" Jing Chengshan did so, and he was also a glass of white wine, but he looked like he was not as happy as me at all, because, when he drank this cup, his forehead was already sweating

I watched him finish his drink, and I refilled myself with a glass and asked:

"Dad, how do we proceed with this cup, I think I still respect your old man, good things come in pairs"

"You kid is really anxious, give me some food first" Jing Chengshan gave me a quick look, he himself knew his own amount, he was also worried that he would be poured under the table by his new aunt, how embarrassing it would be, but I think he was thinking too much, because, I don't have the heart to do this."

In this way, you come and go, Jing Chengshan and I drank very happily, and their mother and daughter also ate happily, I naturally need not to say, what a gratifying thing it is to have a successful marriage proposal

I drank with Jing Chengshan to the end, I don't know how much I drank, after drinking he Jing Chengshan was really about to call me a brother, but at this time someone broke into our room and shouted:

"Erdan, something happened, it's not good" I was startled when I heard it, and looked at the door, it turned out to be my own brother Shao Daodao, we are uncles and brothers He appeared here at this time, and before I could ask him, my heart tightened

"Brother Big Country, are you here for something?"

"Huzi, something happened," Brother Dao said with a crying voice.

"Who" I didn't hear clearly.

"Tiger"

"Do you mean the Three Tigers?"

"No, it's your master's son, Huzi."

"My Master's son, Huzi,

"That's right"

"What could happen to him?"

"I'm afraid it won't work."

"What" Hearing the last sentence, I was finally sober, but I was like five thunders hitting the tiger, Shao Huzi, Daimyo, Shao Zhuhu, he is the only evil child of the master and the master, if he has another accident, how can the master live his life, and how can I be worthy of the dead master

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