"The Salesperson of the Shroud Shop"

Chapter 2 The Tramp

"Wake up!" In the haze, Wu Yu heard Sun Xiaoxi's slightly crying call, and when Wu Yu opened his eyes, he saw a white color all around.

Seeing that Wu Yu woke up, Sun Xiaoxi finally breathed a sigh of relief and began to complain: "You said that you are a big man, you are really a big man, you are stunned when you see a dead person, is it a shame!" ”

Wu Yu scratched his head: "What's the situation?" I'm still dizzy. Where is this? ”

Sun Xiaoxi said angrily: "Hospital! When I saw the dead man, I fainted directly, if it weren't for Dr. Chu on the side, I wouldn't know how to get you over. You said that you are really, you were very bold when you went to my house before, why are you so timid today! ”

Wu Yu was slightly embarrassed, and when he saw Chu Xintian sitting next to Sun Xiaoxi and smiling at him, he trembled in his heart for no reason, but if he looked closely, Chu Xintian's beautiful appearance was not at all the same as the dead man he saw before. Not knowing how to explain everything he saw, Wu Yu could only smirk.

Chu Xintian glanced at Wu Yu and said, "You were just a little frightened, just go home and have a good rest." When your wife is about to give birth, do not tell her whatever you see, lest she be frightened, and that will not be good for your children. ”

Sun Xiaoxi was inexplicable when she heard it, but Chu Xintian couldn't say anything when she was sitting on the side. But Wu Yu was shocked when he heard this, and when he heard Chu Xintian's meaning, he seemed to know why he fainted.

Chu Xintian didn't sit for long before getting up and leaving, and Sun Xiaoxi began to be jealous again at this time: "Be lenient in confession, strict in resisting." Tell me honestly, what do you have to do with this female doctor? ”

Seeing Sun Xiaoxi's attitude of interrogating the prisoner, Wu Yu shook his head helplessly: "The first time we met today, what did you say could it matter, wife, you thought about it too much, hurry up and go home after checking!" ”

Sun Xiaoxi seemed to know that he was thinking too much, so he pinched Wu Yu's arm fiercely and said, "When you think about it, the cucumbers and vegetables are cold, when you fainted just now, Dr. Chu helped me contact the doctor, and I was checked first." ”

Because the smile I saw today was really weird, Wu Yu kept recalling the terrifying scene on the way back, so he didn't care about what Sun Xiaoxi bought, but when he checked out, he was shocked by Sun Xiaoxi's shopping talent, and it cost him three months' salary to buy some baby products, which really made him Yali Mountain.

At dusk, Wu Yu carried Sun Xiaoxi's shopping results in the afternoon, and helped Sun Xiaoxi to walk to the community. Where Wu Yu and Sun Xiaoxi live, there is a park at the entrance of the community, and usually only some old men and old ladies exercise in it, and Wu Yu rarely comes here. I don't know what happened to Sun Xiaoxi today, I suddenly didn't want to take a car and wanted to walk home with Wu Yu from here. Although the weight is almost exceeding that of the special forces, Wu Yu can't afford to provoke Sun Xiaoxi, so he can only accompany him patiently.

Along the way, the enthusiastic inquiries and concerned suggestions of the uncles and aunts made Wu Yu a little happy, after all, he was going to be a father, and he looked at many young people who walked by and were still single, and his heart was indescribably cool! I think my buddies came here as singles, and I'm finally going to turn over!

As he walked, there was a man in tattered clothes lying on a bench not far away, and he knew that he must be a migrant worker brother who came to work by looking at a large duffel bag and basin beside him. I must have slept in the park to save some money and not stay in a hotel. Wu Yu has seen a lot of them in ordinary times, and he is not wealthy, so he has no conditions to support these migrant worker brothers, so he directly ignores them.

But Sun Xiaoxi doesn't think so, probably because of being a policeman, he still has the idea of helping poor comrades in his heart, not to mention that he is about to have a child, whether he is superstitious or not, he also hopes to accumulate some virtue for his child.

Sun Xiaoxi stabbed Wu Yu: "You go and get 200 yuan for that uncle and let him stay in a hotel!" If we don't see it, forget it, since we see it, help it, and we should accumulate some virtue for your son! ”

Wu Yu is not happy in his heart! At this time, I remembered to accumulate virtue for my son, why didn't you give me some virtue when I was shopping just now, it cost me three months' salary in one go. Now migrant workers earn more than me in a month, and I don't know who to support whom. Wu Yu walked forward helplessly, wanting to wake up the migrant worker brother, and then explain to him that his wife's love is boundless, and give the migrant worker brother money with tears in his eyes. Unexpectedly, as soon as he walked in front of the buddy, the buddy opened his eyes, looked at Wu Yu carefully, and said, "Brother, did your wife ask you to give me 200 yuan to let me stay in the hotel!" ”

When he said this, Wu Yu was stunned, and said in his heart, Is this buddy's ears so good, and he heard me and my wife talking so far away from him?

Wu Yumu nodded, and was about to say something like the expression of her wife's boundless love that she had thought of before. The migrant worker brother stretched out his hand: "Take it!" Needless to say, I'm afraid I'll vomit at dinner after listening to it. ”

Wu Yu looked at the buddy in front of him blankly, and he didn't know what to say, he couldn't help but feel awkward, it wouldn't be that he had met a liar! The current liar is really welcome, it's okay to pretend to be poor and cheat money, if it weren't for his wife watching! You have to beat this kid up.

Wu Yu handed over the 200 yuan, and the buddy actually checked whether it was a counterfeit banknote, and when he saw that posture, he was doing this kind of thing. Wu Yu regretted this in his heart! Now if I want the money back, I feel a little embarrassed.

The guy put the money away and said, "Dude, I won't say anything to you anymore." You must have regretted it in your heart, thinking that I was a liar! ”

Wu Yu really wanted to nod, but the typical good face of the Northeast made Wu Yu hold on and said: "No, buddy, I'm here to help the child who is about to be born accumulate some virtue, whether you are a liar or not, I will be bankrupt and avoid disaster." ”

The buddy smiled: "Dude, you are so generous, if my daughter-in-law asks me to give money to others, I will have to pump her." You can't do this kind of energy! ”

Wu Yu smiled awkwardly, and said in his heart: You TM is too bad! Lao Tzu gives you money, and you still hurt me.

The buddy suddenly said with a serious face: "I won't tease you, buddy, did you see something unclean in the hospital today." ”

What he said startled Wu Yu, and he secretly looked at Sun Xiaoxi not far away, and whispered: "How do you know, do you know fortune telling." ”

The buddy glanced at Wu Yu: "Damn, what year is it, you still believe in fortune telling." If I knew how to tell fortunes, I would have made a fortune a long time ago, as for lying here. ”

Wu Yu was a little confused and asked, "You don't know how to tell fortunes, how do you know what I saw in the hospital?" ”

The man said helplessly: "There are some unclean things on your wife's body, my wife also encountered such a thing when she gave birth, and then the village immortal got it right, and I also learned a little from the great immortal, so I can see it." ”

Wu Yu nodded in disbelief: "Then how do you know that I saw it in the hospital?" ”

The buddy said with an idiotic expression: "The hospital test sheet in your pocket leaked out, and my daughter-in-law was also recruited when I accompanied her to the hospital." Daxian said that the thing is not powerful, the man is yang, the woman is pregnant with a child, and the body is weak, so she got on the woman's body. Go home and give your wife some radishes and two farts. You'd better listen to me, or this thing will affect your wife and children for a long time. My family just didn't believe it at first, but then it was delayed for a long time, and it was cured after Daxian was tired and vomited blood. ”

Wu Yu asked suspiciously, "Is it really good?" Dude, do you know what that stuff is? I saw a dead man in the hospital smiling at me, and it almost scared me half to death. ”

The man suddenly hugged Wu Yu's face with both hands, and forced Wu Yu's eyelids open, this posture made Sun Xiaoxi, who was not far away, look a little disgusting, indescribably ambiguous.

Sun Xiaoxi asked loudly: "Wu Yu, is it over, I'm hungry." Let's go home and cook! ”

The man let go of his hand and smiled at Sun Xiaoxi: "Big sister, you husband and wife are both good people, I think this brother may have been frightened today, show him." ”

Sun Xiaoxi was a little puzzled: "Big brother, how do you know that he is frightened." ”

The man smiled mysteriously: "I see that there is something wrong with his eyes, just like he was scared of that look." ”

The man said and suddenly whispered to Wu Yu: "Take this with your wife tonight, and take your wife to the temple tomorrow to find the old monk, the things on your wife are very powerful, I can't get it." ”

As he spoke, he carried a red talisman in Wu Yu's hand with Sun Xiaoxi on his back.

Before Wu Yu could come back to his senses, the man picked up his luggage and waved his hand at Sun Xiaoxi: "Big sister, you are all good people, thank you!" After saying that, he turned around and left.

Wu Yu stood in place in a daze, looking at the talisman-like thing in his hand and a little overwhelmed. At this time, Sun Xiaoxi came over and smiled at Wu Yu: "Hehe, this person is also very kind, it seems that we have really accumulated virtue for our son." ”

Wu Yu also doesn't believe in ghosts and gods, but today this fact is a bit strange, he did see a dead man smiling at him, that feeling is definitely not an illusion, and this migrant worker looks weird, although he can't say what's wrong with him.

At this time, Sun Xiaoxi also saw the talisman in Wu Yu's hand, and directly grabbed it and asked, "What kind of thing is this!" Where did it come from? "Looking at this posture, if Wu Yu can't explain it clearly, he will definitely be taken a small meal at night.

Wu Yu smiled embarrassedly: "The eldest brother gave it, saying that the woman who was going to give birth to a child was weak, and wearing this talisman could protect the safety of the mother and child, although I don't believe in this thing, but after all, it is a good intention!" Let's just ask for good luck, you can take it! ”

Sun Xiaoxi looked at the talisman in his hand, it looked like a handmade little red bag, and he didn't know which woman embroidered it ugly! As a police officer, I shouldn't have carried this thing, but women are women after all, especially pregnant women. As long as it is said to be good for her children, she will want it regardless of whether it is useful or not.

Sun Xiaoxi put it on his neck and pulled Wu Yu home with a smile. The moment it was worn, Wu Yu seemed to see the dead woman's smile again, but this time the smile turned out to be on Sun Xiaoxi's face.