Chapter 18 Bian Que Hua Tuo is a fart
The two of them were eating and drinking, seeing that a piece of beer was about to run out, Ru Xue was not yet happy, and Ji Xiaofeng underestimated her amount of alcohol. The little couple who came before had finished eating and left, and they were still early to finish.
Uncle Niu was very happy when he saw this, and felt that Ji Xiaofeng had a play, although he was old, he still understood the truth of drunken disorder, in order to help Ji Xiaofeng, he took a piece of beer, saying that it was given for free, so that they could drink it to their heart's content.
"Uncle, don't leave yet!" Ru Xue shouted.
"Girl, what else do you need? Just tell the uncle. ”
"Uncle, we can't drink this wine for nothing, aren't you sick? Come, I'll show you. ”
, it's really a word to wake up the person in the dream, Ji Xiaofeng forgot about it, Uncle Niu's illness has been for many days, and it can be said that it will not be cured for a long time, and Ru Xue understands medical skills, why didn't she think of letting her see it.
"Uncle, sit down, you don't know, she is Hua Tuo alive, there is no injury in this world that she can't heal, and she can't see a bad disease, with her, Baozhun Er will give you a good look." Ji Xiaofeng handed over a stool and pulled him to sit down.
"Girl, you're a doctor?" Uncle Niu asked curiously.
"I'm not a doctor, but I studied medicine when I was a child, so I'm more proficient, uncle, you stretch out your arm, and I'll take your pulse."
"Okay, thank you, girl."
Uncle Niu stretched out his hand to the table, and Ru Xue concentrated on helping him take his pulse.
Speaking of medical skills, Hua Tuo Bian Que or something, in front of Ru Xue, is a fart, not even a fart, there is no comparison. And Ji Xiaofeng didn't know how super Ru Xue's medical skills were, anyway, he knew the cow pen, and if he didn't do it, he wouldn't be able to cure his legs.
After a while, Ru Xue withdrew her hand, and Uncle Niu asked, "Girl, what's the situation with my illness?" Is there a cure for it? ”
Ru Xue smiled and said: "Uncle, your health is fine, there is no big problem, it's just a cold, don't worry, I'll prescribe a prescription for you, follow the prescription to catch the medicine, and ensure that you get rid of the disease." ”
"Girl, you really did my old man a great favor, you don't know, I have spent a lot of money for this disease, and I am almost distressed to death. I'll go get the pen and paper now, and the girl will wait. Uncle Niu said with some excitement.
After everything was done, they continued to eat and drink, it was really according to not getting drunk and not returning, as for the beer sent by Uncle Niu, Ji Xiaofeng would count it for him when he checked out, and he couldn't let him make a loss-making transaction.
Ji Xiaofeng once again reminded Ru Xue, who was not yet drunk, that she must be low-key and not be an enemy of them, Ru Xue agreed, but her little temper still made Ji Xiaofeng worried.
Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived, Simao walked into the Niu family store with a group of younger brothers, Uncle Niu saw this and greeted him with a smile, how dare they offend them.
"Collect the money!" The red hair snorted with a straight sigh.
"The money is ready, you count." Uncle Niu took out the prepared 800 yuan and offered it with both hands.
The red fur took the money, counted it, and threw it into the big bag that the blue fur was carrying, and the green fur also carried a heavy bag on his shoulder, which was full of cash, all the protection money they had collected, and had collected several streets from the morning to now.
"Our Jin Ye said that the protection fee for this month will be doubled, and another eight hundred will be taken out." The red-haired man with a ruffian-looking face shouted.
"It has risen by 200 last month, why should it rise this month? A few little brothers, you see that I don't have much business in this store, and I really don't have so much money for you. Uncle Niu said anxiously, hoping that they could raise their noble hands and open up the net.
"Less fucking bullshit, old rules, if you don't give money, we'll smash the store!" Hongmao shouted, and the little brothers behind him had already raised the wooden rods and steel pipes in their hands, ready to do it at any time.
"Don't, if you smash my shop, it will be equivalent to taking the life of my old man." Uncle Niu turned his head to Aunt Niu helplessly and said, "Old woman, look at how much money is still in the counter, take it all out." ”
Aunt Niu hurriedly opened the drawer and took out all the change inside, not even a dime of coins, they couldn't afford to mess with these people, and they couldn't let them smash the store no matter what.
Aunt Niu came to Hongmao with the money, and said in fear: "There are almost three hundred yuan of change here, and there is really no more, can you be accommodating?" If it really doesn't work, we'll make up for the lack of money next month. ”
The red-haired hand stretched out and knocked the change in Aunt Niu's hand to the ground, making a crackling sound, and he said angrily: "Fuck, don't open a store here if you don't have money, smash it for Lao Tzu!" ”
"Please, don't smash our shop, please do well......" Uncle Niu was very anxious, grabbed the red-haired clothes and prayed.
"Even if you kneel down and beg Lao Tzu, it's useless, smash it for me!" After the red hair finished speaking, the little followers began to smash the tables and stools, and some people went to the counter kitchen and smashed them, trying to smash the store to pieces.
"The deception is too much, Miss Ben can't bear it anymore!" Ru Xue, who was furious, slapped the table and got up, wanting to teach these arrogant people a lesson.
Seeing them so arrogant and domineering doing whatever they wanted, Ji Xiaofeng was also angry, but he still adhered to the principle just now, low-key, must be low-key, and he must not fight with Jin Yeming.
He saw that Ru Xue was about to exert his might, so he hurriedly grabbed Ru Xue's hand and whispered: "This little thing, how can I bother you to do it yourself, just leave it to me." ”
This...... Ru Xue was stunned for a moment, hearing this, Ji Xiaofeng was going to make a move, so it was okay to take this opportunity to see his skills.
"Well, you'll have to teach Miss Ben a good lesson." Ru Xue muttered.
"Hey, beauty, who do you want to teach you a lesson?" Lan Mao heard their conversation, walked up to Ru Xue, and said with a sinister smile.
"Big brother, don't get me wrong, what she wants to teach is her seven aunts and eight aunts, they always bully her mother, she can't stand it anymore, and she wants to find someone to teach them a lesson." Ji Xiaofeng explained.
"Oh, I see, teaching people is our specialty, as long as we have money, there is no one we can't teach." Lan Mao turned to Ru Xue and said, "I see that you look so smart, I can make an exception for you and help you teach them a lesson for free, but you have to drink with my brother and me if you have time." ”
Ru Xue thought that Ji Xiaofeng was going to do it, but looking at the situation, which one was doing it, she decided, if he didn't do it again, she would do it.
"Big brother, let's go back and talk about teaching people, you see that it is not easy for uncles and aunts to do business, can you stop smashing their shop?" Ji Xiaofeng said very kindly.
"This is the rule set by Jin Ye, if you don't pay the full money, you have to smash the store." Blue Hair Road.
"That's, who doesn't know that Jin Ye is here God, say yes, you have to do it, I understand this, then in this way, I will pay for their protection, I just ask you to let them go, what do you think, big brother?"
"Are you really willing to pay for them?"
Ji Xiaofeng took out the money and handed it to Lan Mao quite respectfully: "Big brother, here is a thousand yuan, have you seen enough?" ”
Lan Mao glanced at Ji Xiaofeng, but he didn't expect this cripple to really pay the protection fee for them, he collected the money, glanced at it roughly and said, "Enough." ”
Lan Mao turned to say loudly: "Brothers, don't smash it, someone paid for them, let's go, go to the next one." ”
"Ji Xiaofeng, you disappointed me too much......" Ru Xue saw that Ji Xiaofeng gave them money, she really couldn't bear it, so she couldn't bear it anymore, and she had to do it immediately.
Unexpectedly, Ji Xiaofeng saw her intentions, grabbed her tender jade hand again, and gave her a wicked smile, and shook her head, meaning that she must hold back and not move.
Although Ru Xue didn't know Ji Xiaofeng very well, she felt that his evil smile was quite meaningful, as if she had come up with some bad idea, but she couldn't guess it.
"My dear, you must listen to me, your seven aunts and eight aunts are behind, and I will never let you down." Ji Xiaofeng whispered faintly.
"Beauty, my brother has something to do today, so I won't accompany you, those seven aunts and eight aunts who need to teach you can contact me at any time, this is my mobile phone number, I must put it away." Lan Mao took out a pen and wrote his mobile phone number on a hundred-dollar bill and put it on the table.
Ru Xue knew that the seven aunts and eight aunts that Ji Xiaofeng said were referring to these bastards, and looking at them in the distance, she said angrily: "Ji Xiaofeng, I warn you, what you say next best not to disappoint me, otherwise Miss Ben will make you desperate." ”