Chapter Forty-Six: Throwing Stones and Asking for Directions
The five-eyed toad couldn't stand it at first, wiped its dry eyes with a frog hand, and then kicked the nine-eyed toad. "Quack", there was deep dissatisfaction in the tone.
The nine-eyed blue toad was huge and the realm was also high, and he didn't move a bit, and when he heard his partner's blame, he turned his head to look at it with an innocent face. That's right, it's an extremely humane innocent face,
After that, I saw him bend down, pick up a small stone with two toes, and throw it at Jiang Hai.
Jiang Hai looked dazed, he didn't know why it suddenly attacked, but he didn't dodge, first, for fear of angering it, and second, the stone was too small and didn't feel the killing intention. But in his heart, he was muttering, 'This guy's playfulness is up again, let it play and it should be fine.'" 'Yes, it's just playing, I just play dead, I've never heard of toads eating people. Jiang Hai comforted himself.
The stone didn't hurt at all when it hit his body, just like scratching it, which made Jiang Hai more determined about his thoughts.
The nine-eyed toad didn't move after throwing the stones, as if he was waiting for something, but Jiang Hai was motionless, and the scene was extremely quiet.
"Quack," the five-eyed Xuan Toad saw this, and it was a slap in the face to the nine-eyed. The latter's eyes widened at the dead fish, and he was a little resentful, seeing this demeanor, Jiang Hai couldn't help but want to laugh, he couldn't imagine that such a strong nine-eyed blue toad was so afraid of guilt.
Nine Eyes picked up a slightly larger stone and threw it at Jiang Hai, but Jiang Hai still didn't dodge. 'Throw it away, lose it, just ask you to leave quickly when you're in a good mood, and I'll go to work.' ’
The stone hit Jiang Hai's left chest and fell, and he was motionless and dressed like a dead man. The black line on the door of the five-eyed toad made the nine-eyed on the side feel the crisis. This is a sign that it is about to run wild, and it hurriedly grabbed a stone and was about to throw it at Jiang Hai.
Jiang Hai couldn't pretend anymore, looking at the stone in his hand and wanting to curse. 'You're going to kill me. 'That stone can't be smaller for the Nine-Eyed Toad, but it's a boulder for Jiang Hai. It was the size of his three bodies, and if he let the stone hit him, he would not die or be crippled, so he hurriedly jumped up, "Why don't I play with you." ”
The boulder crossed the foot of the river and the sea and landed on the ground with a "boom".
"Boy, you play with me" The sudden voice shook Jiang Hai, who had fallen to the ground, and it was not someone from the Zhao family who came to find it. After scanning around, I didn't find a figure, and then I looked at the nine-eyed blue toad's big mouth opening and closing, and the sound was made by it?
"When you're dying, the toad can speak human language. Jiang Hai shouted, but he pressed his giant palm on the ground and couldn't move. The giant palm didn't have much strength, and it was full of meat balls, not only did it not hurt but it was a little comfortable.
"You are sick, what is Uncle Ben, it is a dignified nine-eyed person, not to mention a mouthful, even the transformation of a human form is a piece of cake. "Let me ask you, why don't you answer me when I throw stones three times to ask for directions?"
Asking for directions? Just now it threw stones at itself to ask for directions? This is throwing stones to ask for directions? Jiang Hai was shocked and couldn't help laughing anymore, "Hahaha, throwing stones to ask for directions, haha" The laughter was so fierce that even his body was shaking. Jiuyan pressed Jiang Hai with one hand, touched his head with the other and muttered, "Isn't it throwing stones to ask for directions, throwing soil to ask for directions, or throwing trees to ask for directions?" "Well, try," After speaking, he let go of Jiang Hai, grabbed a handful of red soil with one hand, and prepared to break the tree with the other.
The five-eyed toad on the side of "Bang Bang Bang" finally broke out, and his two hands opened the bow left and right and slapped the nine-eyed cheeks, "Damn, it's too embarrassing." Nine Eyes had to be beaten passively and did not get angry and resisted, and the dead fish eyes rarely opened wide and couldn't help blinking. Sure enough, it was wrong, or Madame wouldn't have beaten me. ’
The five-eyed Xuan Toad took a breath before his breath subsided, "quack" dropped a sentence, and the nine-eyed stared at Jiang Hai as if he had received a holy decree and said, "Boy, is this the territory of the Demon Moon?"
Jiang Hai saw that it was serious, and barely suppressed his smile, but when he heard his question, he almost couldn't help it. Demon Moon Territory, it should be the Demon Moon Forest, I can't imagine that this guy is not only afraid of the inside but also a road idiot, what do you say about the Demon Eye to travel the world, I don't think I can find the way, I lost it. I can't say that when I think so, I can't say that.
"This venerable nine-eyed blue (leprosy) toad (toad), are you talking about the Demon Moon Forest? This is the Burning Plains of the Land of Blessings. The Demon Moon Forest was located in the southwest, thousands of miles away. ”
"Quack," the five-eyed Xuan Toad is not strong enough to speak, but he can understand it, and at this moment it is a black line in his head. Nine Eyes felt wrong, and immediately wanted to run away to grab its ears, so he had to beg for mercy, "It hurts, it hurts, Mrs. is lighter." Since you're in the wrong place, let's play, and besides, the little guy isn't like this, didn't you say you wanted to see him? ”
The five-eyed toad let go of his ears. It rolled its dead fish eyes and stared at Jiang Hai, and that look had already put all the blame on Jiang Hai.
In Jiang Hai's stunned, his body was twisted up, "Boy, do you have any treasures on your body, this breath is a little familiar, let Uncle Ben take a good look." ”
When the words fell, a demon eye on his forehead opened, and the misty light scattered, illuminating the river and the sea through.
What kind of spell is this, warm and comfortable for him, but it feels like he has been stripped naked for people to watch. 'I'll go, won't you see me out.' Jiang Hai thought to himself. He is not worried about the secrets hidden in his body at all, such beings will snoop on your little secrets, and people will not look down on them at all.
In fact, it is also the same, the magic eye shines like the mirror of this life and the past life, revealing some of the little secrets of the river and the sea, but some places are still hazy. That's too much to be shielded. The nine-eyed blue toad looked at everything and wondered in his heart, "What even I can't see seems to have something to do with the taboo." I turned my head and thought, 'Uncle has always been chic, and whoever he has a relationship with will have a relationship with whom, what does it matter to me.' So he closed the eye and put him down.
"Boy, you... It's a little interesting, but it's a pity that I have something to leave, uncle, so we'll see you in the future. After speaking, he slowly walked towards the depths of the plain with the five-eyed toad in his arms, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Leaving the overwhelmed Jianghai in place. It just said goodbye very seriously, does it have any special meaning? Or is it just a polite word? Where does the fun start, is it a secret on its body that makes it interesting? So which one is it?" ”
"What did you say?!" Although the nine-eyed blue toad was gone, the voice came.
Oops, it's so small that it can hear it. Then I saw Jiang Hai's body flying in the air, but the posture was very ugly, and after flying for a distance, his face fell to the ground and choked. The most terrible thing is that in front of the nose, there is a mass of feces left by an unknown demonic beast, less than an inch away from Jiang Hai's nose. The strong smell came, and it was still fresh.
"I'll give you a lung%&$" Jiang Hai hurriedly got up, but he didn't dare to scold, he could only greet the nine-eyed blue toad in his heart.
The nine-eyed blue toad a hundred miles away suddenly sneezed, and it rubbed its nose, "Isn't it, which pretty toad misses me again?"
Then he was slapped on the head, "Quack, what did you say?"
"No, no, it's just a sneeze, don't worry Madame"
The five-eyed Xuan Toad didn't see his dodging eyes, but said, "Let's go to the Demon Moon Territory, it's important to get down to business." ”
"Madame, don't worry, you see that this scenery is beautiful, although it is not as good as the immortal mansion where we live, but it also has a different style. Play, it's okay to have your husband in everything. ”
Xuan Chan rolled his eyes, "I'm embarrassed to show off, if it weren't for you as an idiot to lead the way, would you deviate so much?"
It can't refute this, so it can only admit that "what Madame said is right, it's all her husband's fault, blame me, blame me!"
"Hmph, why did I agree to you among so many toads back then, alas" sighed with a hint of remorse.
This was embarrassing, and Nine Eyes was speechless and had to shout in front of him: "Little guy, Uncle Ben has come to see you, come and greet you." ”
The voice fell, and he didn't wait, but he slapped me again, "What are you shouting, you want to deafen me?"
"Alas......" can only sigh softly.
After walking for a day, Jiang Hai came to the valley, and found the cave with ease*** You can see two boulders blocking the entrance of the cave from a long distance, and there are two evil gods standing upright, scanning the surroundings, and there is still light coming out of the cave.
He didn't rush in, and still hid in the big tree. Last time, it was the little monkey who led it in, and now the little monkey is in this state, I don't know if they buy it. But in this place, the giant beast has some strength, and it is very good to the little monkey, so he has to come to ask for help.
After observing the tree for a long time, he didn't see anything, whether these two gods were the two last time, he couldn't tell, because these guys looked similar, but they were different in size. Thinking of the state of the little monkey in his arms, Jiang Hai had no choice but to jump off the tree.
As soon as they got off the ground, the two beasts noticed it, looked over here, and turned back after finding that it was Jiang Hai. There's a play, it seems to be the two last time, even they know me, so it's easy to do. He stepped forward, and the two beasts were motionless like two gods, as if they hadn't seen it, which made Jiang Hai happy and quickened his pace.
They were stopped only a few steps from the entrance of the cave, and the two beasts stretched out their tentacles. Jiang Hai looked at the two beasts, and the two beasts didn't make any other movements or even look at him, staring into the distance.
"It's me, don't you know each other?" Jiang Hai opened his collar to reveal the little monkey, "Look." The two beasts didn't look at it, they just shook their heads, and they didn't let go of their feet. What's going on, I don't even buy the face of the little monkey?
Jiang Hai had this idea for the first time, and just as he was about to forcibly rush through the pass, the familiar terrifying coercion came from the cave, and the giant beast knew of his arrival. The two beasts immediately knelt down, their heads on the ground respectfully.
The giant hand soldier did not appear, but the voice of vicissitudes of life was heard, "Why disturb my sleep." "This is a reproach.
"Please forgive me for the crime of disturbing, I came to ...... this time"
Before he finished speaking, he interrupted the giant beast, "I already know your intentions, so you should leave on your own." ”
"But...... "How could Jiang Hai leave just like that."
"If it's dead, it's not it, you might as well take care of your own safety.