011: Chinese Kung Fu
At the door of the 555 dormitory, the laughter of Zhang Xiaoxia and her little sisters reached Lin Ma's ears word for word.
[System: Hosts, it's really them!] How can this group of people be like this! (>οΉ<)γ
[Ma Haohao: Hmm.] γ
[System: Host, didn't you say that you reconciled with Zhang Xiaoxia? λ_λγ
[Hemp Haohao: uh...... Illusion. γ
[System: uh...... Okay. γ
Ma knocked on the door, and the people inside laughed "hahaha" and answered, "Who?" β
Ma Hao didn't respond.
She thought for a moment and turned back to her bedroom.
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The bugs on the bed are still crawling freely.
Ma Hao folded the quilt on the bed like a roll. Wrap the worm firmly in the center of the quilt, and hold the quilt to the door of the bedroom again.
"Hahahaha, Xiaoxia, you are so talented!"
"I'm laughing with tears in my eyes, okay?"
"No, hahaha, my stomach hurts......"
The people in the dormitory were still laughing loudly, and Ma Hao held the quilt with both hands and slammed his elbow against the iron door of the dormitory.
"Damn, who is it?" A girl's curse came from the room.
Then there was a tapping sound of the slippers rubbing against the floor.
"It's coming, don't knock!" The bedroom door clicked open.
The girl who opened the door was a familiar face, and Ma Hao recognized her as one of the little sisters who followed Zhang Xiaoxia, but she couldn't name her.
Seeing that Ma Hao Hao, the smile on her face froze on her face before she could get it.
"Nana, who's coming?" Xu saw that there was no movement at the door for a long time, and someone in the bedroom asked.
The little sister named Nana glanced at Ma with a weak heart, her lips trembled a few times, and she didn't reply. Just let go of the side, and the hemp standing at the door was completely exposed.
"Good evening." Ma Hao pushed open the half-hidden door and walked into the room, and said hello to the girls in the dormitory.
Finding that the person who came was numb, several girls who were sitting on the bed and chatting changed their faces slightly, and they all stood up at once.
Zhang Xiaoxia stared at her flip-flops and Ma Haohao: ", Chen slowly, what are you doing?!" β
After many days, Ma Haohao finally saw Zhang Xiaoxia's face again, and sighed that Zhang Xiaoxia looked like this.
She really wanted to follow Zhang Xiaoxia's lines and reply "gan you". After thinking about it, it was still important to get down to business, so I had to dispel my thoughts and ask, "Did you put the worms on my quilt?" β
Zhang Xiaoxia stared at her eyes and counterattacked: "It was put by the old lady, what do you want?" β
Ma smiled knowingly: "Oh, that's good." β
ββ¦β¦ What the? Zhang Xiaoxia was laughed inexplicably and confused.
Both sides had already torn their faces, and Chen slowly smiled at her???
Is the White Lotus' burden so serious that it makes it uncomfortable not to pretend for a second?
Ma Hao didn't say anything more, lifted the roll-like quilt, and sprinkled the front of the insects wrapped in it on Zhang Xiaoxia and their bodies.
"I didn't want to do anything, I just wanted to give you back the worms."
In the way of the other, it is just the other body.
"Ahh
The little sisters who were touched by the bug jumped up screaming and kept slapping their hands on their bodies, trying to slap the bugs off their bodies.
Zhang Xiaoxia frowned and took a few steps back, and yelled at Ma Hao: "Chen slowly, are you looking for a fight?" β
Ma replied to her calmly: "Hmm." You have the ability to beat me. β
"the mud horse!"
Ma Hao spoke wildly, and Zhang Xiaoxia and the others were immediately angered by her. I don't care about the insects crawling around on the ground, and I rush up to scratch my hair.
Ma Hao had expected them to make a move, and his eyes were quick, so he ran out of the room before they could reach out.
She ran all the way to the end of the dormitory building with the "little tails" behind her.
The purpose is clear - the door of the dormitory aunt's bedroom.
When he saw the worm, Ma Haohao's mind sketched out the prototype of "Hooking up with the heroine C plan".
The heroine Xia Xiaotian is a day student, Ma Hao wrote in the book, she took the bus to school.
For this reason, Ma Hao's time to hook up with Xia Xiaotian was limited to various recesses.
But today is different.
Thanks to Zhang Xiaoxia's bugs, Ma Hao's bed was so neat that he couldn't sleep.
What does this mean?
It means that she has a reason to go out to stay.,And the next morning with the heroine to the last chance encounter on the bus PLAY!
Compared to what Plan B's collision with Dafa, what a perfect and classic encounter this is~
Ma Hao thinks it's best to make things bigger, so that she can also become a day student, and go to and from school on the same bus as the heroine every day.
In this way, didn't the friendship of the beautiful student days come into being?
Ma Hao applauded his wonderful plan, and ran behind the dormitory aunt with a chicken jelly mood.
"Dormitory teacher, help! They're going to beat meβ"
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[System: Host, why are your plans always so old-fashioned?] γ
[Ma Haohao: Where is it old-fashioned? γ
[System: From beginning to end, to the host, you yourself are very old-fashioned~( Μo Μ)]
[Ma Haohao: Xiao Shou, you won't die if you don't speak. γ
[System: Host, if you don't call me Xiaoshou, you won't die, right?] β_βγ
[Ma Haohao: Yes. γ
[System: ......] (β―"β‘β²)β―What is the broken host, is it too late to apply for a substitution now?!
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"What are you doing, what are you doing?! Ah, what are you guys doing? β
The dormitory manager aunt permed a fashionable teddy curly hair, crossed her waist and stood there, and the old hen guarded the chicks with both hands, and stopped Zhang Xiaoxia and the others.
When Zhang Xiaoxia saw the physique of the dormitory manager, she was a little frightened. But in front of a group of little sisters, her eldest sister still wants to save face.
As Ma Hao expected, Zhang Xiaoxia stiffened up and got up with the aunt in charge of the dormitory: "Old woman, don't worry about our affairs, get out of the way of the old lady!" β
"Teacher, please call and tell our class teacher, we are in the 18th class of the first year of high school." Ma Hao hid behind the dormitory manager and hugged the aunt's thighs firmly.
"Old woman?"
The host aunt sneered, and even protected Ma tightly behind her: "Little classmate, don't be afraid." Don't worry if you have a teacher! β
[Hemp is good: ......]
[System: What's wrong?] γ
[Ma Haohao: This "little classmate" is so familiar, who is it a bit like? γ
[System: Eh, is that so, who?] (γ»βγ»οΌγ
[Ma Haohao: I forgot. γ
[System: ...... Host, are you deceiving in the next relationship is fun? γ
[Ma Haohao: Hmm.] γ
[System: (β―β΅β‘β²)β―(β΄ββ΄γ
Seeing that the dormitory manager aunt took out her mobile phone and was about to make a call, Zhang Xiaoxia and the others were so anxious that they blurted out scolding and scary words in a hurry.
"Fuck, Chen slowly, do you want to be shameless?"
"What are you going to do but sue the teacher?!"
"Slut, you dare to tell the teacher, see if we don't tear your face!"
Zhang Xiaoxia even rushed forward to snatch the mobile phone from the dormitory manager's hand: "The old woman won't let me go again, be careful that we will fight you together!" β
The dormitory aunt slapped her thigh, "eh", and opened her mouth to sneer.
"The little girl has such a big tone that she dares to hit someone in the dormitory building I manage? I haven't seen it in all these years! β
Zhang Xiaoxia wants to save face, but her aunt doesn't want to save face?
If you really want to hit a few little girls, where will her old face go?
The dormitory manager scolded Xiaoxia coldly, and raised her hand to call the head teacher.
"Hey, Mr. Xu, come to the girls' dormitory! You students are too arrogant, if you don't come again, you have to come to the hospital to see me. β
Zhang Xiaoxia was so anxious that she stomped her feet, but don't look at the dormitory aunt's strong physique, but she is a soft fat man, Zhang Xiaoxia wanted to grab her mobile phone several times, but she was dodged by the aunt several times.
"You children, I have walked more bridges than you have ever walked. If you want to beat me, practice for another 500 years~"
The dormitory manager hung up the call button and shoved the phone into her butt pocket. With a few clicks, he overcame rigidity with softness, and saw his arms waving and swinging, and instantly subdued Zhang Xiaoxia in place.
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[System: Terrible, could this be the legendary Chinese kung fu, right?] The posture is really beautiful and moving, and it makes Tong intoxicated. γ
[Ma Haohao: No. γ
[System: What move did the aunt use?] γ
[Ma Haohao: Looks like ...... Square dancing. γ
[System: The host is a lie, I don't listen, I don't listen!! γ