236: Girl
The small room was similar to the last time Ma Hao came in, with three bachelors and a war song on the battlefield of passion. When Ma jumped in, he heard an angry roar, "it!" Lao Tzu was hammered, Nima come and save me! β
", save yourself! I've also been charged, nurse don't care about him, milk me first! β
"Your sister, Daji, your output is the top P, first milk me milk me milk me-"
"......" Ma Hao was so shocked by the roar that he finally mustered up the courage to open the microphone, but he was shocked by these two people without saying a word.
"Up, up, up! him, him, him, hammer him, hammer him! β
"Day, go, go, go! Run, run, run! β
The arena was clearly in a vicious fight, and the two Zhuang Chinese incoherents who kept yelling in the small room had turned into the repeater itself. Ma Hao secretly rubbed and wandered in the small room, occasionally hearing He Yunxi say a sentence or two, "The big move has been handed over", "The milk has been charged", and the rest of the time was occupied by the roars of the two great sweaters, so that he couldn't find the slightest opportunity to interject.
It's strange that Ma is good, did these two people grow up eating golden throat tablets or how to drop, have they roared for so long without rest?
But when the room finally stopped, Ma Hao hesitated again into the microphone......
The radio effect in the small room is not good, Ma Hao Hao opened the open microphone and didn't speak, the channel was full of slight electric sound, not to mention a few people in the arena, Ma Hao Hao was not used to listening to it.
Stretching out the head with a knife, shrinking the head is also a knife. Speaking of which, she and He Yunxi are also "old husbands and wives", isn't it just a microphone, what is she shy about?
Ma thought about it for a while, cleared his throat, and tentatively made a sound from his throat: "...... That, I'm coming for my affectionβ"
Before she finished speaking, the three IDs of "Yunzhongxi" were about to spit out, but they were first interrupted by a sentence of "slot". This was followed by a frightened tenor: "Mommy!! Why are there girls in our room?! β
Ma Haohao: "......" is really embarrassed, she is a girl and not a dinosaur, is it necessary to be so afraid? How can she behave like she is here to rob the wife and man of a good family???
The man also seemed to realize that he was making too much fuss, and took a few heavy breaths before asking Ma Hao in a soft voice: "Oh, how old is the girl?" Is there a relationship, if you have a relationship, do you mind if you have a relationship? β
The corners of Ma Hao's mouth twitched, He Yunxi's gang can be regarded as all-inclusive, and every gang member has such a personality.
"Baking soda, you're stupid, didn't you hear her say that she came to find love?" This weak male voice Ma remembers it well, it is the head of the regiment "Ji Ba".
The man named "Baking Soda" let out a regretful "oh", let out a long sigh, and halfway through the sigh came back to his senses: "? What does it mean to come to our room to find love? said that you will be good friends for a lifetime, but you have to leave me and go by yourself! Whoever got off the list, I'm not done with you today! β
The head of the "Ji Ba" regiment immediately excused himself: "First of all, it's not me." β
"Baking Soda" said: "Eh, no, that's not right, it can't be the deputy head of the regiment, everyone knows that he is a small one." Girl, are you in the wrong place? β
He Yunxi: "......" He didn't bother to explain the problem of sexuality.
"This ......" Ma Hao heard for the first time that He Yunxi had bent, and she hadn't considered this possibility. Once a man is bent, can he still go straight back?
Ma Haohao knew too late, he was here, and he couldn't explain it to He Yunxi clearly.
"I'm looking for a 'broken ragdoll'...... I'm his boss. β
As soon as he said this, the room fell silent.
After coming over for a long time, the voice called "baking soda" said: "'Broken rag doll' Isn't this the trumpet of the deputy head of the regiment?" His boss is not a big man, when did he become a girl? β
"Ji Ba" is also unconscious: "...... At that time, the boss turned on the voice, obviously not this voice! β
Before the two of them finished sighing, they were about to see the main owner's reaction, when they received a system message - [You have been kicked out of the room].
Sodium bicarbonate:......
Ji Ba: ......
Only Ma Haohao and He Yunxi were left in the small room, Ma Haohao heard a cough, and then He Yunxi's voice sounded in the room.
"Are you a '1-pillar optimus'? Are you a girl? He Yunxi asked.
Ma Hao was curious: "I didn't say I was a man, right?" β
He Yunxi: "Ordinary girls don't have such an ID ......"
Ma laughed, she seemed to know why the people in He Yunxi's gang misunderstood that he liked boys.
She couldn't explain that she was holding this ID because she wanted to trick the heroine, but said: "This was originally my dad's account......"
"Your dad's number?" He Yunxi was already completely confused, "Then you came to me to get justice for your boyfriend?" β
Boyfriend?
When did she get an extra boyfriend?
"Isn't your boyfriend? Love. Ma said with a good smile.
He Yunxi, who was on the other side of the computer, had a hot face because of this "boyfriend", and cleared his throat and didn't answer the words of numbness.
"I'm talking about '2 Pillars of Optimus'. Since he is not your boyfriend, why would he call you a couple ID and call you 'baby'. β
He Yunxi didn't notice that he spoke with a "sour taste".
Ma Hao Hao heard it, and he was angry and funny about He Yunxi's brain supplement.
ββ¦β¦ Who says only boyfriends are allowed to call 'baby'? That's my dad. β
"......" He Yunxi thought about it for a long time, but he didn't expect that there would be such an unfolding.
In this way, the speech of "2 Pillars Optimus" is also worthy of the number, he thought he was a "scumbag" who deceived his daughter, no wonder he scolded himself so hard.
And the boss's father is also Gang, and he called a group of tubas to guard him to kill, this father-in-law is not easy to mess with......
He Yunxi experienced a "roller coaster" in one night, and his mood was up and down, up and down.
I thought I was bent, but the boss turned out to be a girl. thought the boss was a scumbag, but it turned out that the man was his father-in-law......
He Yunxi doesn't know whether he should cry or laugh now, or whether he should bravely confess and have a sweet love.
"Anything else to ask?" Ma Hao plans to solve the misunderstanding at once.
He Yunxi was embarrassed: "It's gone." β
Ma Hao said: "Then it's my turn to ask, why do you keep ignoring me!" β
At first glance, this sounds like a question, but if you look close, it's coquettish, like a girlfriend and complaining about your boyfriend.
He Yunxi was speechless, he was a little dizzy now, and he was embarrassed to say his "childish" thoughts.
He Yunxi, who had never learned to coax people, was self-taught, and said softly: "Don't be angry, I won't ignore you in the future." β