At ten o'clock in the evening, Xu Xiaonian took Lin Yuan into an inconspicuous izakaya with a small entrance, and when he walked in, he found that there was a world inside, the location was spacious, and it was full of fireworks. Xu Xiaonian was obviously a frequent customer, and the boss greeted him familiarly.

"Here, keep the old place for you. This little girl, the first time I met, girlfriend? ”

"yes, pretty." Xu Xiaonian hugged Lin Yuan and asked with a hippie smile.

Lin Yuan rolled her eyes at him, she doubted that she could not only understand Japanese, but might also be able to speak? She tried it in her brain and said to her boss: "Whoever is his girlfriend is really bad for eight lifetimes." ”

Sure enough, she guessed correctly, I am afraid that this is a side effect of the slate.

"Hahaha, the little girl is so cute, Xu Nian is a good man worthy of trust, don't let it go." The proprietor was holding the sushi in his hand and smiling heartily, and the entire izakaya guests laughed along with it, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.

"It's the same as before, goodbye to a bowl of tempura ramen." Xu Xiaonian commanded.

"Hey."

Xu Xiaonian pulled Lin Yuan upstairs and entered a room at the end of the corridor. The room is not large, with a table and two cushions by the window, and you can see Mt. Fuji in the distance when you look out of the window.

"How about it, this shop is not bad, the scenery is good, the boss is good, the food is even better, this is my second canteen." Xu Xiaonian looked at Lin Yuan as if he was invited, and his nose kept shaking.

Lin Yuan looked at Mt. Fuji under the city lights and said softly, "Mt. Fuji and evening primrose are the most suitable." However, this mediocre mortal can only see cherry blossoms and snow-capped mountains in his eyes, and he will not understand the goodness of evening primrose until he has tasted all the hardships. ”

"Osamu Dazai's "Hundred Views of Mount Fuji", I also don't like the nobility and nothingness of Mt. Fuji."

"I'm not that proud, take me to see it tomorrow, Mt. Fuji."

Xu Xiaonian followed Lin Yuan's example, looked out the window with his cheeks on his back, and said: "If you want to go to Mount Fuji, don't get close, it's very dangerous, I heard that there are man-eating monsters under the volcano, and every year tourists who come here will disappear inexplicably." ”

"Do you think I'm a 6-year-old, Japanese weirdos? Mom tricks her child into coming home early or something? Look at the woman downstairs, she is the one who holds the man's arm tightly, I'm afraid that the husband of the family will take the money to gamble. Lin Yuan's eyes turned to the front of him, pointing to the farce of her husband robbing money that was being staged downstairs.

Xu Xiaonian glanced at it lightly, pointed his fingers at his tears, and sighed: "Marriage is really sad, you look at that child, holding his mother's thigh can't do anything, his hatred for his father will accumulate infinitely over time, maybe a criminal will be born." ”

He took out the cigarette in his arms and put it in his mouth, turned his head and asked Lin Yuan, "Can I smoke a cigarette?" ”

Lin Yuan rolled his eyes at him, he obediently put the cigarette on the table, and shook his hands to show surrender.

"Didn't you say you were going to prepare for the start of school, why did you come to Japan and get abducted."

"You didn't see the text I sent you?" Lin Yuan looked at the crowd outside the window with his cheeks and said casually.

"No, my phone broke during the mission, and I got another one."

"Oh, forget it if you don't see it. I didn't know what was going on, but when I went out to buy something, someone put a sack on my head and woke up in the car. I should still be a black household, and I don't have a visa to Japan. ”

Xu Xiaonian stared at her with his head for a while, and then said seriously: "Lin Xiaoyuan, you are lying." But then he shrugged his shoulders again and was relieved, returned to his usual casual appearance, and added: "But it doesn't matter, who made you Lin Xiaoyuan, I will forgive you a lot." The passport will be handled for you tomorrow, so you can play in Japan for a few days with peace of mind, and I will personally send you back when the time comes. ”

"Well, thank you, next time you come to me to bandage the wound, I'll kiss it." Lin Yuan turned his head to look at him, a warmth appeared in his eyes.

"Haha, thank you so much."

At this moment, the proprietress in a dark red kimono came up with a dish, followed by a young girl dressed in embroidered flowers, very similar to the proprietress and looking to be the boss's daughter.

"Tuna sushi, caviar frikan sushi, nori eel rolls, pork cutlet curry rice, octopus meatballs, Japanese-style fried tofu, fried tempura ramen, you've got your dishes ready." The proprietress served the dishes one by one, and her daughter peeked at Xu Xiaonian while reporting the name of the dish smoothly.

The two knelt on the mat, bowed slightly and retreated, and the girl glared at Lin Yuan fiercely before closing the door.

"You're messing with the girl's house again? Don't bully people. Lin Yuan unceremoniously instructed, Xu Xiaonian, this person, is good at anything, it is abusive.

"Cut, didn't you just sleep with her, what a provocation?" Xu Xiaonian replied innocently with his hands spread.

Lin Yuan picked up the chopsticks next to him, knocked on his head hard, and scolded: "Then be responsible for other girls' families!" The boss knows and definitely pulls you into the blacklist of visitors. ”

Xu Xiaonian was not angry, he smiled and picked up a piece of caviar sushi and put it into Lin Yuan's plate, and said confidently: "It's not that you don't know, I'm only responsible for you." At most, they will come up next time, and I will refuse for a while. ”

Lin Yuan sighed, anyway, in terms of abusive affection, Xu Xiaonian would not listen to her. Since the two met, she has persuaded countless times.

Xu Xiaonian looked at her like this, pressed the table with one hand, leaned over, and asked with an evil face: "If you sleep with me, I will marry you, and I won't provoke other girls anymore, how about it?" In order not to let you lose your husband, my special police will not do it, why don't you find a place to live in seclusion and have two children to live like this for the rest of your life, do you dare? ”

I have to say that Xu Xiaonian is a very popular type among girls. His short white hair hung softly in his ears, and the ruffian was ruined, and the tear mole under the corner of his right eye added countless charms to him.

Lin Yuan stretched out his hand and probed his forehead and said, "I don't have a fever, why did this kid start talking nonsense." ”

Xu Xiaonian lowered his head in frustration, put Lin Yuan's head on the other, and said in a deep voice: "Lin Xiaoyuan, I'm serious. ”

Lin Yuan's eyes widened, and then she smiled and said, "Xu Xiaonian, it is mental incest for the two of us to get married. ”

Xu Xiaonian sat back, laughed and said, "Lin Xiaoyuan, I haven't seen an increase in IQ for more than a month, and I can't fool you now." Let's eat, the ramen I ordered for you is going to be mushy, don't you keep shouting hungry? ”

"It's not you yet, the set that provoked girls was used on me, isn't it itchy?" Lin Yuan scolded him with a smile, but he quietly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

The two chatted while eating, Xu Xiaonian added several servings of sake and pulled Lin Yuan to drink it together. Lin Yuan didn't like it very much, so he only took a few sips, and Xu Xiaonian was drinking the rest.

At one o'clock in the morning, Xu Xiaonian pulled Lin Yuan back to his residence, which was a high-end apartment in the center of the city, and the environment was very good. The black, white and gray decoration style, dignified atmosphere, simple and clean, is a little inconsistent with his lazy personality.

"No, this is a new dress that you haven't worn, you make do with it first, I'll call someone tomorrow to send two sets over, and the rest will go shopping and buy it." Xu Xiaonian threw Lin Yuan a new set of sportswear.

After Lin Yuan took a bath, his wound was soaked in hot water, his shoulders hurt, and his forehead hurt.

"Come here." Xu Xiaonian sat on the sofa holding the medicine box and patted the position next to him.

Lin Yuan sat down, he skillfully treated her forehead with a cotton swab, and poked it viciously, and said, "Don't be tricked next time you go out, I'm not so coincidental every time I can catch up." ”

"Shh, tap, are you taking revenge on me!" Lin Yuan grabbed his funny hand.

After a while, he wrapped Lin Yuan's forehead, took a tube of ointment in his hand, and said evilly: "Do you want me to help you?" ”

Lin Yuan snatched it and said word by word: "No! Use! Finish! With that, she pulled on her slippers, entered the room, and slammed the door shut.

Xu Xiaonian looked at her with a smile and lost her temper, and when she closed the door completely, her face turned cold. He took out his mobile phone and flipped out the text message Lin Yuan sent him, and the time showed that it was from September 7 to 11, 2019.

"Xu Xiaonian, big crisis! Get back! ”

"Oh, the Matrix has invaded my rich life."

"It's over, I've discovered another world, the kind with superpowers."

"Why haven't you replied to my message, hurry up! I'm going to jump into the lake! ”

"Xu Xiaonian, I'm about to jump into the lake. If I die, you can inherit a large amount of family property from my mother, remember to contact a lawyer to read the will. ”

Lin Yuan, Lin Xiaoyuan, why lie to me? I know, you're infected.

Welcome to my world, Lin Xiaoyuan.