"Don't taboo?" Li Yunnian smiled, "Don't you eat a pig with shiitake mushrooms?" ”

When he scolds people, he is always as cold as if the words of personal attack did not come from his mouth.

Yan Nuo took a long breath, and his two sentences from last night's video instantly came to mind:

"Big, face like rice balls."

"Fat, like a scale."

Yan Nuo gritted his teeth, trying not to look at Li Yunnian's face, what if he couldn't control his punch.

Yan Nuo focused his attention on the road ahead, trying to pull out a twisted smile, the angry little beast in his heart rubbed on the edge, and his voice was soft: "Li Yunnian, I advise you to be kind and shut your mouth." ”

"Yan Nuo ......"

As soon as he opened his mouth to call her name, he was glared at him fiercely by the unbearable girl, her voice gritted her teeth, and she spoke very quickly: "Li Yunnian, let me tell you, if you insinuate that I am fat and a pig, believe it or not, I will beat you into a pig's head!! ”

“……”

Li Yunnian looked at the girl's irritable and vivid expression, and after she finished speaking, she turned her head and continued to drive, but he couldn't help but hook the corner of his lips again: "When did I say that you were fat and a pig?" ”

When did he say those three words, and why didn't he remember......

Yan Nuo pinched the steering wheel tightly, hating that the steering wheel was Li Yunnian, and directly pinched him: "You are insinuating that I am fat, forget it once or twice, if you say too much, you will wait for me to be beaten by me!" ”

Li Yunnian: "Yan Nuo, you are very light, I hugged you, I know." ”

Yan Nuo rolled his eyes: "I believe you are a ghost...... Besides, believe it or not, I got into a car accident with you?! ”

Is he talking in human terms? Hugged her in France before, and then sarcastically mocked her Shen?! How could he be so perfunctory.

"Got into a car accident with me?" Li Yunnian stared at her with some amusement, "Are you willing?" Isn't it because you want me to sleep in peace? ”

“…… You're a little too narcissistic......"

Yan Nuo replied coldly, the most important thing is that she can't control his big Mercedes!!

Li Yunnian: "Yan Nuo, if you care, I can say it directly, don't choke me so much." ”

Yan Nuo: "............"

Li Yunnian's shameless thing really has no bottom line......

Li Yunnian seemed to remember something, and said: "Actually, I still prefer what you said yesterday - if you don't care about me at all, I have taken away your innocence, and you can't just take a knife and die with me, it's better to hear." ”

Yan Nuo snorted coldly, glanced sideways at him, and then quickly turned back to look at the road ahead: "Then do you know what the best sentence you said yesterday?" ”

Li Yunnian raised his eyebrows: "What?" ”

Yan Nuo: "You said that you have money, and you won't let me be a thief." ”

The corners of Li Yunnian's mouth twitched: "............"

He coaxed her a lot yesterday, why can't she get up when she loses money.

Then, Yan Nuo groaned for a few more seconds, and his good-looking fingers clicked on the steering wheel, inexplicably worried: "You say, if you are so poor that you have no money one day, will you let me be a thief......

Li Yunnian: "............"

Yan Nuo was right, a man like Li Yunnian, who looks machismo, can't get used to hearing this kind of talk.

But how could a person like Li Yunnian show the unhappiness on his face, but his tone dropped a few degrees and became a little dull: "Don't worry, I won't give you the opportunity to be a thief." ”

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