Chapter 101: Nickname

When she returned to her seat, Gu Shijin stabbed Shen Ziyu's arm, and she whispered, "Why didn't you refute the head teacher just now?" Let her fight alone.

"Is the rebuttal useful?" The head teacher decides what is good, and he doesn't want to do useless work.

In that situation just now, it really didn't work, and the head teacher was obviously determined to let the two of them make speeches.

Gu Shijin sighed: "I don't want to speak."

Shen Ziyu comforted: "It's okay, I'll do the speech, and you can just read it on stage when the time comes."

Gu Shijin's eyes lit up and patted him on the shoulder: "Good brother, thank you."

Shen Ziyu: "......" was inexplicably issued a brother card.

As soon as Gu Shijin sat down, Yuan Zhoulu couldn't wait to ask her: "What is sodium chloride looking for you now?" I don't know what he's excited about.

Gu Shijin didn't smile: "I have no comment."

“…… Sodium chloride won't be scolding you, right? Looking at his expression, it was obvious that there was another big drama in his brain.

"π classmate, does the head teacher, his old man, know that you arranged him like this?"

"Hehe, what are you afraid of, he's gone anyway."

"That ......" The head teacher suddenly returned and appeared at the door, "Zhou Yitian, you go to the office with me." He explained and left.

Yuan Zhoulu: "......" As the saying goes, don't talk about people during the day and don't talk about ghosts at night, it's terrible!

This time it was Gu Shijin's turn to gloat, and Yuan Zhoulu was frightened.

The first semester is almost halfway over, and the students have basically adapted to the general environment of high school life.

It's a very common thing to give a teacher a nickname, and in the matter of nicknames, you will find that the human brain hole is really a bottomless pit, only what you don't think of, nothing you can't think of.

So far, Gu Shijin has learned that five or six teachers have nicknames, such as political teachers, male, riding a very stylish motorcycle to and from work, it is said that he has good driving skills, the speed is very fast, and there is no deceleration when turning, the people in the rivers and lakes are called the car god, and I don't know where to hear the rumors, suspecting that someone is driving, but there is no evidence.

Another example is the Chinese teacher, not to lose is to teach literature, speaking is very poisonous, I remember one time in class, a classmate deserted, the teacher asked the classmate to get up to answer the question, the classmate said no, the teacher said no, the teacher said no and did not listen, your brain is like your nose, there is a lot of content in it, and then let the classmate to the back of the classroom Golden Rooster stand independently, since then everyone called him a poisonous snake.

There is also an English teacher who is a big beauty, and her name is Li Na, and everyone says that she looks like Nana in the anime, so she is called NANA. The geography teacher's name is Chunxiang, and she is festive, everyone calls her Chunli in private, and she is also happy. The biology teacher was a little bald, so everyone civilizedly called him a light bulb.

The worst is the physics teacher, a female teacher, because she has a lot of belly meat, and often wears tight clothes, the belly is very prominent, and she is often complained about by boys, so she is nicknamed Belly.

Yuan Zhoulu patted his chest in shock: "I said that sodium chloride walks silently, it is elusive and scared to death."

Fang Chengshi complained about him: "You didn't do anything bad to be scared like this?"

Yuan Zhoulu incarnated as a monster: "Everyone is like this, you still blame others."

Fang Chengshi shook the goosebumps on his body and stayed away from Yuan Zhoulu (mentally retarded).

Yuan Zhoulu snorted arrogantly, disgusting and not killing you!

First English lesson.

Today, the English teacher put on heavy makeup and flaming red lips, and only the teacher's appearance can hold it, and she wears a red dress, full of aggression.

As soon as the teacher appeared, the students were amazed, and the class immediately became noisy.

"What's wrong? What are you talking about? What to laugh at? The English teacher asked with a smile at some point.

In an instant, the students were silent as if the faucet had been turned on, and some of the students' foul language, they only dared to mumble quietly, how dare they say it loudly.

"They say you're so sexy today!"

The silence of the classmates, the opening of a certain classmate, is such a coincidence, so the voice of a certain student was amplified many times in an instant.

A certain classmate Yuan Zhoulu looked confused: "......"

The English teacher hooked her lips and smiled: "Then thank you for the compliment, you will read the first text of today."

Yuan Zhoulu was grief-stricken and indignant: "......" let him go quietly alone.

The classmates burst into laughter.