Chapter 5: Cross-dressing
Wu Yu looked at Lin Feng in surprise, a little unable to believe that this method was actually said by Lin Feng. Look at his guy is not bad, he shouldn't have that kind of love!
Xue Hao stared at him and asked, "Brother-in-law, you have a bit of a big reaction!" What's the situation, isn't it just to let you into a girls' dormitory, and it's not to let you jump off the building, as for such a big reaction? ”
Wu Yu's face twitched, and then he said angrily: "Why don't you go in, or I'll guard you outside, you and Yu Chen go in together!" ”
Yu Chen smiled: "Brother-in-law, what's the situation, didn't you really want to visit the girls' dormitory before you came, why don't you want to go in now?" ”
Wu Yu sighed and pointed to Lin Feng, who was smiling evilly beside him: "Let him tell you!" I don't think this method is suitable for me, Xue Hao, you are the most suitable. ”
Lin Feng looked at Xue Hao, shook his head and said to Wu Yu: "His body type, he has to be exposed before he walks in front of the dormitory aunt, judging from my experience of entering and exiting the girls' dormitory many times, it is still suitable for a figure like you." At least it gives me room to play. ”
Wu Yu rolled his eyes, but Yu Chen over there seemed to know something, and smiled: "I seem to have guessed your method of entering the girls' dormitory, although there is no creativity, but I am still looking forward to it." ”
Xue Hao looked at Yu Chen in confusion, then at Lin Feng and Wu Yu, and only scratched his head for a long time, it seemed that he still didn't understand what was going on.
Wu Yu suddenly asked in a low voice: "Dude, do you often do this, it seems that you are very experienced." ”
Lin Feng smiled proudly: "I lived in the girls' dormitory for a semester last semester, and the aunt who guarded the door didn't notice it. This semester, I moved back to the men's dormitory, and my aunt asked Qianqian if I had transferred schools. ”
Xue Hao listened to it on the side, and then he understood what was going on, and immediately laughed and said, "No! Are you going to dress up your brother-in-law as a girl? Don't make a fuss, his daughter-in-law is a policeman, the same policeman we fought with last time. If his daughter-in-law finds out, won't he tear down your school? ”
Lin Feng shrugged his shoulders: "No way, since you are a family member of the police, you should help us deal with this so-called haunted thing, if I have other ways, I won't let you dress up as a girl." Rest assured! Believe in my makeup skills, I studied makeup in France for a year! ”
Wu Yu rolled his eyes: "Dude, you have a wide range of hobbies!" I also specialize in makeup, so since you're a professional, why not challenge yourself to the high level. It just so happens that I also want to see a person of Xue Hao's size, can you dress him up as a girl. ”
Lin Feng glanced at Xue Hao and shook his head helplessly: "The difficulty is too high, don't joke with me." It's a bit difficult to dress you up as a girl, the facial features of adult men are so obvious that they can be easily spotted, and it will take hours to put on makeup! ”
Yu Chen yawned: "Hurry up and find a place to help your brother-in-law put on makeup!" I'll go don't waste time, I agreed for my brother-in-law. ”
Wu Yu was stunned for a moment, and then glanced at Yu Chen: "By the way, Yu Chen is quite thin, why don't you try him?" ”
Lin Feng glanced at Yu Chen and nodded: "His conditions are indeed better than yours, but people have their own ways to get in, if you have a way, I won't toss you." Look at how thick your legs are, I don't know how to cover your thick legs! ”
Wu Yu was cold, this Lin Feng looked quite a gentleman, why was he talking so uncomfortably at this time, but thinking of Yu Chen's elusive ability, he really had no way to enter the girls' dormitory, so he sighed helplessly.
At dusk, the three girls walked from the direction of the teaching building to the dormitory together, and Wu Yu always had a feeling that he was a pervert along the way.
An indescribable uneasiness made it difficult for Wu Yu not to take a step, in fact, Lin Feng didn't dress him up too much, it was just a simple makeup and a wig set. As for the clothing, it is relatively conservative, and there is nothing out of the ordinary, but the two buns on the chest make Wu Yu feel a little weird.
Originally, there was something that was professionally simulated, but Lin Feng used it himself, and Wu Yu agreed to replace it with two steamed buns at first. But Lin Feng said that it was an immature girl who gave him makeup, so he changed two buns for him.
What Wu Yu couldn't accept the most was that the two buns were filled with pork and cabbage, and as soon as he walked around at the moment, he could ask for a smell of pork, although Lin Feng didn't waste perfume on Wu Yu, but it was too close to the buns, and he could still smell the buns.
When he arrived at the door of the girls' dormitory, Wu Yu saw the so-called janitor. It can also be seen from her sturdy figure that this aunt must have practiced judo before, otherwise she would not have developed so evenly.
According to the previous plan, Lin Feng had a way to change his voice, but Wu Yu didn't have the ability to do so, Wu Yu couldn't say a word during the whole process, so he could only pretend to be concentrating on playing with his mobile phone.
Lin Feng's outfit once gave Wu Yu an illusion, but Wu Yu, who was no longer used to talking, didn't say much. The initial surprise gradually disappeared under Lin Feng's constant nausea.
But Wu Yu still can't forget the amazing and familiar feeling that Lin Feng came out of when he finished dressing himself.
That's right, Wu Yu once regarded him as Tang Yuyao. After looking at today's portrait and then looking at Lin Yuqian beside him, Wu Yu can be sure that Tang Yuyao definitely has a relationship with this brother and sister, and there will be no such coincidence in the world. Either Tang Yuyao is related to the brothers and sisters, or one of the brothers and sisters pretended to be Tang Yuyao.
Wu Yu couldn't believe that when he first saw Lin Feng's women's clothes, he had no male facial features, and he completely looked like a small jasper. Compared to Lin Yuqian, Lin Feng's women's clothes still reveal freedom and ease, if Lin Feng's clothes today are the same as Tang Yuyao's, then Wu Yu will definitely be sure that the two of them are one person.
I don't know if Lin Feng is spoofing or other reasons, this guy dresses himself up sharply, like a girl in a nightclub, if it weren't for his simulated equipment, it is estimated that he would not have such a great confidence.
However, what makes Wu Yu strange is that there seems to be no need for these simulation equipment, and Lin Feng can't tell whether he is a man or a woman when he is dressed up.
Sure enough, the aunt who was the gatekeeper seemed to be very familiar with Lin Feng in women's clothing, and the two of them actually chatted, looking at the cold and asking for warmth, presumably this aunt had a good relationship with Lin Feng in women's clothing.
Wu Yu was very nervous, it was the first time he had such a spoof style, and it was the first time he had grown so big to make himself a girl. Fortunately, Lin Feng's makeup skills are good, looking at the photo he just took, for a moment, Wu Yu himself regarded himself as a girl.
Smoothly entering the girls' dormitory, Wu Yu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and couldn't help but look at the two brothers and sisters who were spoofing around him.
Lin Yuqian looked accustomed to it, and smiled at Wu Yu: "I can't see it, your talent for dressing up as a girl is quite high!" If you and my brother communicate more, maybe you two will become bosom friends. ”
Wu Yu didn't see the ridicule in Lin Yuqian's eyes, but saw something unusual, it seemed that this girl was not only adapting to her brother's dress, but also seemed to be quite supportive. This made Lin Yuqian's impression in Wu Yu's heart subverted all of a sudden, the original image of the goddess suddenly became a rotten girl, although it still couldn't affect Lin Yuqian's beautiful appearance, but Wu Yu already had an urge to stay away from this girl.
Lin Feng didn't care, and glanced at Wu Yu, who was a little nervous: "Let's go!" Remember, you're a girl now, have no distractions, just remember what you're going to do. The problem is on the seventh floor, so you still can't talk all the way, and you don't walk so stiffly, imagine if a girl walks as stiff as you do, don't you feel disgusted to look at? ”
Wu Yu rolled his eyes, Lao Tzu felt disgusting now, if it weren't for Xue Hao's promise to give half of the money made this time to himself, it happened that he was going to buy a car for Sun Xiaoxi, and he would not have agreed to this kind of thing if he killed Wu Yu.
Along the way, Wu Yu gradually adapted to his appearance, not that Wu Yu himself has this tendency, but the strange appearance of the girl in this dormitory building made Wu Yu a little strange.
Almost every girl seems to lack sleep, the dark circles under her eyes are very obvious, and some even makeup can't hide them. What's more, his eyes are bloodshot, and he looks like the kind of person who has not rested well for a long time.
Seeing such a situation, Wu Yu couldn't help but whisper in Lin Feng's ear and asked, "How long have you been haunted here, how do you feel that the girls here don't sleep well!" ”
Lin Feng shook his head: "Ghost knows, I haven't been to this dormitory for half a year, you ask Qianqian!" ”
Lin Yuqian seemed to have good hearing, and whispered: "It didn't take long, about a week, but this phenomenon only started yesterday." After using the exorcism charm in your shop, that's all the girl here. If it weren't for the fact that your exorcism charms are effective, these beauty-loving girls would definitely not use your exorcismal charms. ”
Wu Yu was stunned for a moment, and then said with a dry smile: "I'm just the manufacturer of that thing, and the technical director is Yu Chen's kid, if you have any problems, you can go to him to complain." ”
Seeing that the condition of these girls is indeed not very good, Wu Yu has to habitually shirk his responsibility, at least don't let it be cleaned up now, it will be too late to run away when the time comes.
Lin Yuqian glanced at Wu Yu, and suddenly smiled: "There will be no problem with his technology, it should be that you cut corners in the production process, so if there is a problem, you will be complained." ”
Wu Yu was stunned for a moment, and looked at Lin Yuqian's cute appearance, obviously joking with herself, but when she heard her mention Yu Chen, she seemed to be very kind. This makes Wu Yu very strange, the two of them obviously only met today, why do they always feel as if they know each other!
At this moment, Lin Feng suddenly interjected: "There is a Xi Shi in the eyes of the lover, you can bear more!" ”