Let's talk about the stone Buddha and the virtual Mapo. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Because of love and hatred, she blames all her anger on her best friend's son. "Rotten Baiji, can your spirit in heaven keep your only son? ”

"You are not allowed to speak of my mother. Shi Fo'er said angrily. Half of his body was restored to a human body, and the other half was a stone statue, which was also deliberately done by Xumapo.

It's not coordinated, Shi Fo'er doesn't like the current body yet. The left side is light and the right side is heavier, because the right half of his body is a stone statue. "Shi Buddha, tell me loudly, are you Ji Lao!" said Xuma Po suddenly.

"Of course I am the foundation of the elders, heaven and earth are the same, the sun and the moon can be proven, do you suspect that I have other identities. Xumapo, please don't question me, Ji Lao is a very promising profession, I am loyal to this way in this life, and I am unswerving. ”

Shi Buddha wore the beads on his left wrist, and the weight of the beads allowed him to balance both sides, but it was not a long-term solution. "Void Mapo has the ability to transform me back into my original human body. Shi Buddha said secretly, "I can't kill yet, if she dies, I will be finished." ”

Fahai and Liu Ruhua couldn't move, they were captured by Xumapo and tied together. I have to say that Xu Ma Po is still very tasteful and thoughtful. Once you enter the sea of rot, there is no shore to turn back. Using her vast knowledge of rotten women, she tied Fahai to Willow's Armstrong Boomer, so that the two elders would not dare to move, and would be terrified as their rolling pins were petrified!

Glancing at the tragic situation of Fahai and Ruhua Jilao, Shi Fo'er felt a burst of joy for no reason, "Hahaha, you two deserve it, and you also experience the pain I have experienced." "After all, Shi Buddha's (silenced) jaw was picked by the Void Mapo. Originally, it was turned into a stone stick, but now it has been used by the Void Mapo to run a secret method, and it has been transformed back into a living rolling pin, sealed in a box.

Void Mapo suddenly became very impatient, it was the Void Son who was urging her!

The Void Sage sent a lot of people to Hangzhou Mansion, the leader of these people is the Void Son, the Void Mapo and the Void Taigen dare not go against the Void Son's wishes, he has a very high status in the sect family, and is very trusted by the Void Sage, it can be said that one person is above the Ten Thousand Bases.

"Fahai has passed on his little shoe magic to me, and I'm going to try it out. She was not worried that Fahai would deceive her, because she had a thousand ways to make Fahai regret it.

The magic power of the little shoes is not the purpose of the virtual Mapo, what she wants is the "sugar-coated" magic power of Shi Buddha.

When the eyes of the virtual Ma Po opened and closed, the anger suddenly appeared, and a red shoe gradually took shape, not so much a shoe as a boat.

"Go ahead. "Void Ma Po said. The little red shoes galloped towards the stone Buddha.

Shi Buddha is like a rice seedling in the wind and rain, swaying from side to side, he wants to avoid the red little shoes, but he can't. "My Buddha bowl and broken bowl have been taken away by Xumapo, how is it good. Shi Buddha said urgently, he also has a treasure, once it is issued, it can cut the enemy invisibly. Not only was it a last resort, but Shi Buddha was reluctant to sacrifice this supreme treasure because he couldn't completely control it.

In a flash of lightning, Shi Buddha had been pulled into his small red shoes, and his feet were nailed to them, unable to move any longer. "Hand over the sugar-coated superpowers. With a flick of her sleeve, the box flew out, and the mini (muffled) bait of the stone Buddha was sealed inside. If Shi Buddha no longer knows what to do, and Xu Ma Po has to destroy his fresh Armstrong Boom cannon, then Shi Buddha can only be a factory boy in this life.

Holding a green wooden staff, wearing a crane, a clear-faced Ji Lao suddenly appeared, he waved the wooden staff in his hand, and whew, a green light slashed out, sweeping towards the Armstrong Boom Boom Boom Cannon where Fahai and Liu Ruhua were tied together. "If you don't break it, you won't stand it, master, believe me. The visitor laughed.

"Ah, it's Grandma Liu, what a reliable friend. Fahai said happily. At the same time, he was also very worried, if the flying cyan aura broke his man's rolling pin, what would it be.

Liu Ruhua's heart rose to her throat, and she shouted: "No, no!"

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The cyan aura struck the two of them incompletely petrified Armstrong's gyroscope, and then click, click, click, cracking, cracking and exploding sounds, Fahai and Liu Ruhua's friends were shattered, a gust of wind blew, and stone chips were blown into the air and scattered between heaven and earth.

Then there was no then, Fahai and Liu Ruhua were free, but the price they paid was too great.

Fahai and Grandma Liu met in Daguanyuan and had an average friendship.

"Ahh Grandma Liu deliberately said, "Master, I just want to save you, I don't want to smash your (silenced) chin." "It's too late to say anything, Fahai's heart is like ashes, and all thoughts are gone.

Liu Ruhua also seems to be dozens of years old.

"Eventful. "Void Mapo said unhappily.

"You woman doesn't know the hearts of good people. Grandma Liu smiled. He is the old man and one of the friends of the virtual mother. Xu Mapo's best friend married a Ji Lao, and she herself thought that she should also experience the taste of Ji Lao, so she also found a big Ji Lao, that is, Grandma Liu.

After the destruction of the Grand View Garden, Grandma Liu traveled around and lived in no fixed place, during which she met a lot of fresh meat base elders, one of whom was called Xutaigen.

"Go on, I'm going to look for my friends. "Grandma Liu wants to leave.

Fahai and Liu Ruhua came to their senses, filled with anger, and couldn't help but say that it was a ruthless move, Grandma Liu destroyed their Armstrong Boom Boom cannon, and they also wanted to destroy Grandma Liu's. "If you want to escape, where to go. The willow is like a flower, like a ghost, and her voice has become sharp.

A cauldron fell from the sky, and in the pot sat an old man, who was wearing seven-boxer pants and forks, and it was the Void Child. The Void Son killed the Eater Evil and his party, and then followed the breath of the Void Mapo, drove the iron pot, and rushed to supervise the battle.

Unfortunately, Grandma Liu was smashed under the iron pot, and the entire Ji Lao was stunned, and he didn't know where he had offended the void.

Void Zi stood up from the pot, "Void Mapo, what are you rubbing, Shi Buddha hasn't died yet, are you from my Void family." ”

The Void Mapo didn't dare to squeak, and the Void was famous.

Liu Ruhua and Fahai were stunned, and they didn't know whether to be happy or sad. Under the big iron pot, Grandma Liu stretched out her right hand with difficulty, bang, bang, and he hit the iron pot with a green wooden staff.

The void child felt disgusted for no reason, shook his hand, and forcibly took Grandma Liu's green wood staff, "This guy is noisy." The Void Man said unhappily, and he swung his wooden staff and struck at Grandma Liu's right hand. Peng, Grandma Liu's right hand burst out like sawdust.

"Your Zen staff is good, bring it, donkey. "Void Zidao, he is instructing Fahai. Of course, the Void Man knew that the nine-hole Zen staff was the symbol of the host of the Jishan Temple, "I may be a monk." He added.

"Grass, if he is a monk, the virtual family will be saved. "Void Ma Po said in her heart.

Fahai and the willowy Armstrong Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Rock Chips were sprinkled, and they were in a bad mood at the moment. Liu Ruhua said: "You and Xu Ma Po are in a group, if it weren't for you, my little friend wouldn't have disappeared." Pay the price for your mistakes. Your trunk fork is nice and powerful, I like it. ”

The willow blossomed with endless ferocity in her eyes, like a crimson flower blooming in the dark. brush, Liu Ruhua went forward, he not only wanted to take away the emptiness of the hexagons, but also crushed the man's eagle hidden behind the trouser fork.

Fahai also has enough consciousness, Lei Attack Tower is lost, and he is basically the host, and the Jishan Temple will not admit him, and will even kill him. "Kill, kill!" Fahai grabbed the nine-hole Zen staff and pointed forward, the Buddha's qi turned from gold to black, and the Buddha also turned into a demon.

Raising his right arm, Fahai waved the nine-hole Zen staff seven times, each wave, there was a black Buddha light swirling, seven times later, seven Buddha lights rose through the sky, seven black goats, the head of the sheep has a triangle, the middle of the horn is gray, and there is a string of bells. The seven goats shook their heads, jingled, the bells rang, their voices were short and high, and the sound of Sanskrit singing descended, forming a peculiar sound.

The Void Stomped his foot, and the chopped vegetables in the large iron pot flew up, and the brain rushed towards the seven black goats. It's a pity that the Void Son guessed wrong, they don't eat vegetarian food, but eat meat.

"I am the West Sheep!"

"I am the Northern Sheep!"

"I am Dongyang Yangyang!"

"I am the South Sheep!"

"I am a middle sheep!"

"I'm the head of Yang Village!"

"I'm a gray sheep!"

The seven goats spoke out of their mouths, and under the leadership of the head of the sheep village, they raised their heads and hoofed and looked forward to it, looking indispensable. They are the contract beasts of Fahai, with great wisdom and Gao Ji.

The tail of the West Sheep swept away, brushed, and a golden knife swirled out. The northern sheep sneezed, the black water gushed out, and the eastern sheep sacrificed a dead branch, and the dead air dispersed.

West, north, and east, the three sheep came out together, each doing their own thing, and swept away the vegetables in the sky.

"Bastard, we eat meat, you fool us with rotten leaves, do you know what you're doing? The head of the sheep village said majestically, and his voice rumbled, like a blooming winter thunder.

The seven black goats did not continue, they were watching, because Liu Ruhua rushed forward, and besides, Grandma Liu under the big iron pot was still alive, although he had lost an arm, the Armstrong Boom Boom Cannon was still there. "Turn it, Ji Lao's romance!" roared Grandma Liu.

Iron filings flew and sparks splattered. The big iron pot that was holding Grandma Liu was blown away by something like a drill. Grandma Liu was very angry, his green wood staff was taken away by the Void, and his right hand was also useless. "I have been refining my own (silenced) ba for more than a hundred years, and finally refined it into a peerless divine weapon, which can spin at high speed like a drill, even if it is an iron man, his local flower can be pierced by me. Grandma Liu said word by word, loudly. "How dare you destroy my right hand, let me do it!" Grandma Liu raised her head and looked at the big iron pot that was bubbling in the air, and in the pot stood a big old man, whose name was Void.

The Yongquan Cave of the Void Void gushed out a mass of base qi, forming (silenced) flowers, stabilizing the large iron cauldron and preventing it from moving. At this time, Liu Ruhua galloped angrily, and pointed like a knife, slashing sharply at the fork of the void's trousers.

While!

The sound of gold and iron colliding sounded, the void was safe and sound, and the fork of his seven-pointed trousers was not broken, but Liu Ruhua's palm couldn't stop bleeding, and his finger bones were broken. "It's funny. Void Zi said, "Ruhua, you are also a big base elder, no longer learn to be a man in the state of Hangzhou, but come to tear Biwu, you are killing yourself." I can't save you. ”

Since you want my boxer fork, let me give it to you. The void raised his hands up, roared, the wind whirled, and the aura of Haoran was swinging, there were two corner trouser forks, four corner trouser forks, and five-cornered trouser forks, as well as trimmed metal trouser forks, four trouser forks appeared together, and the end was weird.

As soon as the void child moved, the four trouser forks roared and rushed into Liu Ruhua's arms.

At close range, and in a hurry, he was too late to deal with it, bang! Between the lightning and the fire, he was hit four times, and his ribs were broken I don't know how many were broken, and the sea of life also surged violently, and the waves of a thousand feet high rose violently, slapping the sky.

Poof! Liu Ruhua looked up to the sky and spit out 700 catties of blood, the blood stained the sky, turned red and fell, and the dots were the tears of Ji Lao.

"My trouser fork is not something you can take away if you want to. In the iron pot, the void said leisurely, "Especially the metal trouser fork, which weighs three hundred catties, I only ask, Ruhua, can your Armstrong Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom T ”

arrogant, the void is extremely arrogant, but he is qualified to count the willows like flowers like this.

Of course, I don't dare to wear it.

But there is one person who dares!

Grandma Liu flew over, and his drill-like Armstrong whirling gun was still spinning, not to mention the metal trouser fork, even the titanium alloy trouser fork, which could also penetrate it. "Waste, stand down, let me come. Grandma Liu shouted, bang, bang, he slapped three palms and repelled Liu Ruhua.

Outside the two-cornered pants fork is the four-cornered pants fork, on the outside is the five-cornered pants fork, and then on the outside is the metal pants fork. Grandma Liu was already dressed, his expression was calm, he had an evil smile on his face, and he suddenly exerted his strength, "Break through the sky, my drill!"

The crimson flames of light burst out, and Grandma Liu's small universe was burning, and his Armstrong Boom Boom Cannon was indestructible, turning into a drill bit of the Red Lotus Spiral. The two-cornered crosses cracked, followed by the four-cornered cross, then the five-pointed cross, and finally the metal cross.

But the metal trouser fork of the void is so easy to break through, don't look at it is not very thick, but it is very tough, knives and axes, fire and flooding, can not help it.

Grandma Liu's Red Lotus Spiral Armstrong Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom One drop of cold sweat, two drops of cold sweat, until the fifth drop of cold sweat fell, Grandma Liu knew the horror of the void. "Did I just throw in the towel? Grandma Liu asked herself.

No, no, no, you can't admit defeat yet! Ji Lao's romance is not a trouser fork! It is a drill bit, a drill bit that breaks through the sky. Grandma Liu ran the base qi for five weeks, took out three natal base oils, and incorporated them into the Red Lotus Spiral Armstrong Boom

Void Zi was also moved by Grandma Liu's spirit of not admitting defeat, and couldn't help shedding a few tears, "It's so touching, is this your enlightenment, go ahead, penetrate my metal trouser fork!" ”

"Nonsense! Grandma Liu shouted angrily, "Horn, horn!" He held down his Armstrong Boom Boom Cannon with both hands, and then used all his strength.

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The sturdy metal trouser fork was cracked.

It was done, Grandma Liu did it, and he successfully broke through the metal trouser fork of the Void with the Red Lotus Spiral Armstrong Boom Boom Cannon.

Bang, bang! The void applauded, and was also happy for Grandma Liu.