Chapter 60: Jokes and War Books

After I took a shower slowly, I reluctantly got out of the tub.

The reason why it washes slowly, the water temperature is right, and there is the effect of the medicine bag, it is really comfortable, and before I know it, I fell into that damn tenderness.

If I hadn't been hungry, I'd have continued to fall until the water gets cold.

When I was taking a bath, I remembered the young master's spoof during the day, and I was still so angry that I gritted my teeth.

But then I thought that when I came back, I slept with the young master in my arms.

Young Master, he took into account my feelings and let me sleep well.

It was the young master who carried me back to the courtyard with me asleep, which made me very moved.

What kind of person are you, young master?

I know your loneliness, I have seen your black belly, I also understand your talent, I have experienced your gentleness, and I have been afraid of your coldness.

And what kind of person you will be, I don't know at all.

However, meeting you is the most blessed thing in my life.

When I changed my clothes and went to the young master's study for dinner.

But I found that the young master and the princess didn't wait for me, and started eating by themselves.

Woooooooo

Wang Po was still like that, and said to me lukewarmly: "After washing, sit down and eat." ”

In the face of the always cold Wang Po, I was still cowardly, and I didn't dare to have any dissatisfaction, so after a gentle "um", I sat down to eat obediently.

Hey, there's lamb chops tonight, or lamb ribs.

The dissatisfaction just now was thrown out of the clouds in an instant, this lamb chop is really fragrant.

It is tender, fragrant, and not greasy, and the smell of sheep is almost non-existent.

"Young master, how about this lamb chop, there is no smell of mutton."

Wang Po doesn't care much about other people, and is relatively cold, such as me, but it's different for the young master.

She will find out how the young master feels about each dish she makes, and then modify the recipe based on the feedback.

I guess she doesn't care that much about her grandson.

I interjected and said, "Mother-in-law, the lamb chops are so delicious." ”

"Just eat your meat, don't talk too much."

I was a little dumbfounded, but I continued to eat with my head down.

"Wang Po, the lamb chops are delicious, not cotton, and really have no smell, they are very well done."

Wang Po said happily: "The old man has thanked the young master." ”

And the young master suddenly looked at me again, and said with a wicked smile: "Erya, you know who helped you change your clothes when you fell asleep." ”

Could it be...

It's really embarrassing.

My face turned crimson, and I could feel the heat on it.

Put your head low, and you're about to lower it in the bowl.

The young master seemed to be satisfied, as if he had achieved some purpose.

"Just now, I was teasing you, who else do you want to have besides Wang Po?"

Hey, I knew that this was the young master pranking me again, and making fun of me.

I said dissatisfiedly, "Young Master, you..."

Then the young master asked me again, "What's wrong with me?" ”

Smiling and soft-voiced, but I believe you're a ghost.

"Young master, you are so good-looking."

"Change to another one with connotation, I have also taught you a lot."

I slandered in my heart, I dare to love the young master, you teach me so that I can pat you on the back.

It's excessive.

"The young master has a green jade body, a white jade-like face, amber eyes, and is a first-class beautiful man."

After Liu Ming listened, the corners of his mouth twitched, what kind of thing I taught, it was not as simple and good as before.

What is the description, I am so unsightly, like a novel work of art with ceramic splicing.

Oh, it's all self-inflicted!

This day is in the past, and tomorrow is another tiring day.

It's noon again, and it's the long-awaited lunch time.

Today, the master's table is much more sumptuous, because the young master will come.

That's why Aunt Zhao specially prepared, but yesterday was not well prepared.

"Childe, I'm still stained with your light, this dish is a lot more sumptuous today."

"Uncle Yan, you're polite, you eat vegetables."

Then he squatted again, but the master said to me, "Girl, don't force you, if you want to, use yesterday's stones." ”

Sure enough, it was the master who was good to me, unlike some people.

Yan Ran: My counter-words should be obvious, I hope that girl can be more conscious and motivated.

Sure enough, I still thought too much, and that girl still had to be smoked.

I don't know why, why is the master still unhappy when he said that he could use a small stone in the sky?

I really don't understand.

Brother Tong and the others showed a thoughtful look, but the young master on the side was happy.

Then he said to the master: "Uncle Yan, you have to have different ways for different people, if you are stupid, you can tell her what to do, and if you are smarter, you can mention it casually and learn to teach her according to her aptitude." ”

"Taught, Childe."

"Each other, Uncle Yan, you're polite."

Why are they suddenly caught up in touting each other again.

By the way, was the young master saying that I was stupid just now?

I'm messing with whom.

"What's the shock, the girl shouldn't hurry up and squat well, and then fist."

"Knowing the master, it will be fine immediately."

Liu Ming saw that they were all squatting and walking, and he had nothing to do, so he was a little idle.

So I discussed it with Yan Ran.

Liu Ming: You think too much, how can I go to squatting and walking, how tired I am.

"Uncle Yan, I have something to discuss with you."

Yan Ran saw Liu Ming like this, and thought that there should really be something, so he said, "Childe, just say it." ”

Me: Hee-hee, it turns out that the master is also a stupid person.

"They're crouching, and I'm a bit idle and want to tell them a story."

"Childe can talk if he wants, I don't have anything to say."

Tale:

I don't know if a country will attack its neighbors in a big way. And the two countries are divided into rivers because a large river divides the two countries.

Before the war, because a certain general was ordered to lead the defense of the river, he often organized the garrison troops along the river to be transferred. At each transfer, the troops were ordered to concentrate on the upper reaches of the river at the junction of the two countries.

He also specially ordered that when the three armies were concentrated, they must display large banners, set up military tents, and constantly display their momentum to confuse neighboring countries.

"Li Hu, be conscious, son, you can continue to talk."

At first, they thought that a large army was coming, and they sent all their sergeants and soldiers to prepare for the enemy. Soon, however, it was discovered that the enemy garrison had been deployed and not attacked, so the neighbors withdrew their assembled troops.

In this way, the troops of a certain country are frequently mobilized, and no clues are revealed, while neighboring countries are also commonplace, and their vigilance is gradually relaxed. Until the general of a certain country led a large army across the river, the neighboring countries did not notice it.

On that day, a certain army soldier descended like a god from heaven, caught the neighboring soldiers off guard, and then annexed the land of the neighboring country in one fell swoop.

The story of the young master was told quickly, and he didn't know much at first, but later he realized how valuable the knowledge contained in it was.

Yan Ran saw that everyone was still reminiscing about the so-called story, and shouted: "Silly boys, don't hurry up and thank Gongzi, this is not a story, but a real military book." ”

We were stunned for a moment, but still said, "Young Master Xie!" ”

Then the master asked, "Childe, do you have a name for this story?" ”

The young master replied: "Thirty-six plans are full of heaven and sea. ”

The master muttered to himself, "Sure enough, it's a military book." ”