Chapter 34: The Sorrow of Lord Yama
When King Yama heard Lin Ha's words, he was angry and amused, and after a long time he said, "What can you do?" If you are asked to use ten months of life to give it to Cao Lei, are you willing? ”
Lin Hao didn't think about it and said, "Yes, I said ten years last time!" It's only been ten months this time, and of course it's no problem.
But Lord Hades, you can think about it, if I die early, you may not be able to eat so many good things, there should not be many Taoist priests like me in this world, and there are very few people who can think of honoring you! ”
As soon as these words came out, King Yama was speechless, and the sentence of eating people with a short mouth was really very reasonable.
However, Bai Wuchang's face was not so good, since Lin Hao spoke, he had been using his eyes to signal him not to speak, but unfortunately Lin Hao was getting more and more energetic the more he spoke.
And at this time, Cao Lei's physical body has been condensed, he is already a person who has died once, his consciousness is very high, he is very happy to have the opportunity to come up, and he can't help but feel a little moved when he sees Lin Hao fighting so hard for him.
Although he really wanted to see his family again, he didn't want someone he didn't know to suffer this sin for him, and if he offended the king of Yama, it would definitely not be better than fruit.
It's a pity that he wanted to stop it, but he was stopped by Zhang Bing, plus the body he just had, he couldn't control it well at all.
Zhang Bing didn't want Lin Hao to have anything to do, but if Cao Lei was allowed to intervene now, the room for maneuver would be completely gone, and looking at the attitude of King Yama, he was not too angry, so he believed Lin Hao.
King Yama thought for a long time, and then he said in embarrassment: "Okay, but in these ten months, he can only see his family, and he can't leave the house for a single step, and he can't interfere in anything in the world." ”
Lin Hao pursed his lips and waved his hand: "What's the point of being alive, or Lord Hades, you are opening your grace and I will give you a pound of abalone, what do you think?" ”
The fat man's eyes widened and he whispered, "Grass, * naked bribe." ”
When the king of Yama heard this, he burst out laughing.
"Lin Hao, Lin Hao, what do you think of me."
The fat man frowned and said secretly, "Grandma, fuck up!" ”
Unexpectedly, King Yama laughed twice and continued: "Do you want to bribe this king with a pound of abalone, you are too underestimated." ”
Lin Hao said in his heart: "Money can make ghosts grind, and it really deserves its reputation!" ”
Lin Hao thought about it for a long time, frowned and said: "It's a big deal, I'll give you two places every year, you can bring people to travel, and I'll report all the expenses, except for malicious consumption and smuggling, can you see the deadline of ten years?" ”
When King Yama heard this, his eyes lit up, but he really didn't understand what it had to do with smuggling.
"What does smuggling mean?"
Lin Hao finally couldn't help it, and shouted loudly: "King Yama, don't go too far, your head can be broken and bleeding can flow, this is already my maximum range of bearing, don't take an inch, be careful I go up there to sue you!" ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the room was immediately stunned, and Bai Wuchang's face was distorted with fright.
The fat man rushed up and covered Lin Hao's mouth with one arrow step, and repeatedly apologized to King Yama.
But somehow, the king of Yama was not angry at all, but said with a smile: "Yes, although our underworld also has some strongholds in the human world, but I haven't tried to go up and play, this proposal is good." ”
Everyone was completely confused at the moment, and the king of Yama was said to be so angry, and his temper was too good.
King Yama bargained with Lin Hao for a long time, and finally agreed that there would be two places in half a year, and Lin Hao needed to pay two million travel funds for each trip and provide a place to live.
However, Lin Hao fought hard in the end, he was only responsible for giving money and providing a place to live, not for accompanying him, and King Yama agreed.
After the negotiation, Lin Hao sat down on the ground again, this time it was even worse than the last time, the whole person was soft, and he sat on the ground like a puddle of mud.
But the others are better, they all look at Lin Hao with admiration, all kinds of admiration, in today's world, the only one who dares to talk to the king of Yama like this is probably Lin Hao.
At this moment, the king of Yama on the other side, his face was as cold as water, his eyes were angry, and he suddenly raised his head to the sky and roared, "Lin Hao." ”
A beautiful woman dressed in a blue costume and long skirt, with black hair and snowy skin, smiled and said: "Brother-in-law, why are you so angry, I think he is quite cute!" ”
King Yama slapped the table and shouted: "He Xiaoxiao, I have already done what you said for you, I don't want this kind of thing to happen again." ”
He Xiaoxiao pouted and said: "Cut, it's not me who said it alone, besides, I've been bored to death for so long, doesn't my sister also like to eat what Lin Hao sent, if you are fierce to me again, I will tell my sister that the last salad was eaten by you." ”
King Yama's face suddenly became pleasant, and he immediately smiled and said, "Xiaoxiao, I have already helped you with the matter, do you think there is anything else?" ”
He Xiaoxiao said with a gloomy face: "You haven't told him yet, when can I go up!" ”
King Yama accompanied him and said carefully: "Lin Hao has something to do in two days, and when he is done, I will send you up, do you think it's okay?" ”
He Xiaoxiao spread her hands: "As soon as possible!" The words were gone.
King Yama's face was very ugly, and he said secretly: "Wait for Lin Hao to send food again, and then I will see how you threaten me!" ”
After Lin Hao and the others in the compound sent Bai Wuchang away, they moved a bunch of food that had become garbage back to the car, and sent them all to the garbage station.
After Zhang Bing saw Cao Lei, he had countless things to say in his heart, and the fat man and Lin Hao were not easy to disturb, so they had to leave the room and wander outside.
The fat man and Lin Hao were holding a bottle of Erguotou in their hands, sitting on the roof blowing the breeze, looking at the bright starry sky, and couldn't help but feel relaxed.
Lin Hao sighed: "Fatty, do you feel that what has happened in the past few days is like a dream." ”
The fat man took a sip of wine and sighed.
"Alas, I don't feel it when I dream about it, anyway, I think we haven't stopped since you became the head of something, first Uncle Wang, then Sister Chen, we will go to rob the tomb in a few days, one stubble after another."
"Rub, this kind of thing is more mysterious than what he has on TV!" With that, the fat man took another sip of wine.
Lin Hao drank wine and looked up at the sky, recalling the events of the past few days little by little, although he was a little tired, but it was still beautiful.
Because of selling gold bricks, he met Wang Yawen, and inadvertently participated in her family affairs, helped Wang Zhen, saved Li Cuiying, and made friends with Zhang Bing when buying a car......
Just when Lin Hao was thinking about it, the phone rang, and when he took out his mobile phone, he saw that it was an unfamiliar number.
The fat man smiled evilly and asked, "Who, which girl?" ”
Lin Hao hung up the phone and snorted: "Where did I come from, the strange number, it is estimated that it is a fraudulent ......"
Before he could finish his sentence, the phone rang again.
The fat man took the electricity and picked it up: "Hey, what kind of service do you have?" ”
"Serve your sister, let Lin Hao answer the phone."
It was a girl who was talking over there, and the voice of the voice was familiar to them.
The fat man asked curiously, "It's Officer Xia, where did you get Haozi's call!" ”
"Nonsense, you don't know what I'm doing, I have something to do with Lin Hao."
Lin Hao took the phone and asked a little drunkly: "What's the matter with Officer Xia, don't tell you that someone in your unit is dead again!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the fat man on the side stretched out his thumb with a wicked smile on his face, picked up the wine bottle and touched Lin Hao.
Xia Ran over there was obviously angry, and said angrily: "Where are you, I'll look for you." ”
Lin Hao looked at the time and said in surprise: "Eldest sister, what time is it, if you have anything, just tell me on the phone, I'm not a police officer who didn't get that money, I don't have the obligation to help you." ”
"You wait!"
Lin Hao hurriedly apologized and said: "Sister, if you have anything, you can just say that you are being killed, but don't get any planes and tanks to come to my house, I can't afford it!" ”
Xia Ran didn't say anything, forced Lin Hao's location, and hung up the phone.
The fat man asked curiously, "What do you say this girl is looking for you in the middle of the night?" It's not going to be like you! ”
Lin Hao hurriedly waved his hand and touched the fat man.
"The fat man can't make this joke, if you like you, take it away quickly, she is the reincarnation of Sun Erniang, I can't afford to mess with her!"
At this time, Wang Nan had already slept, Wang Yawen heard the sound of laughter and walked out of the room, looked at Lin Hao on the roof and asked the fat man, "What are you doing?" ”
The fat man waved the wine bottle: "Drink, you also come up and drink?" ”
Wang Yawen hurriedly shook her head, saying that she was not good at drinking, and she had a hard time coming up to this roof.
Lin Hao jumped down from the roof of the house, this move frightened Wang Yawen a lot, and hurriedly stepped forward to help.
Lin Hao took a card from his pocket: "Here is a million without a password, I forgot about too many things just now, this money is for you to use as activity funds, buy whatever you want." ”
Wang Yawen hurriedly pushed the card back again: "I really can't ask for this money anymore, I ...... it"
"Don't say so much, just take it for you, brother still expects you to earn money for me!"
Wang Yawen's eyes were a little moist, and he lowered his head and muttered: "We haven't known each other for a long time, but you have helped me so much, I really..."
Lin Hao patted her on the shoulder, pretending to be impatient.
"Okay, don't be so polite with me, it's fate to see each other, and besides, you've helped me a lot, don't think about it so much, hurry up and go to sleep, don't you want to be lazy when you're the boss the next day."
Wang Yawen snorted and laughed, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, hugged Lin Hao deeply, and then went back to the house.
The fat man looking at it on the roof is called a cool, just a handful of popcorn.
Lin Hao glanced at him: "It's cool to watch, you always look at it slowly, the master went to sleep." ”
The fat man hurriedly shouted: "You just woke up and you are still sleeping, pig, you." Xia Ran will come over in a while, what are you doing, do you want to wait for her in vain? ”
Looking at the fat man's face trembling because of the evil smile, Lin Hao couldn't help laughing.
I don't know how long it took, Zhang Bing and Cao Lei walked out of the room.
Cao Lei stood below without saying a word, first bowed to Lin Hao and the fat man, and then said: "The love of the two brothers, the younger brother has nothing to repay in this life, if there is a fate to see you again in the next life, I will definitely drink a thousand cups with the two brothers." ”
The fat man held up the wine bottle and shouted: "You're polite, there are brothers in the four seas, there is wine today and drunk today, why wait for the next life." ”