Chapter 380: They All Want to Kill Me 29
Jun Hao hesitated for a few seconds, twisted awkwardly to go behind the tree, and changed into women's clothes.
Li Yu has beautiful eyebrows and eyes, and it is not against the harmony to change into women's clothes.
Jin Li looked at the delicate beauty who came out from behind the tree, and laughed silently.
Heaven is a good reincarnation!!
Finally got a bad breath.
Then he pressed the beautiful lady and gave it a beating.
Because of the limited tools, Jinli prepared pliers with pig hair, which were rough and sharp, and it hurt to pull out the eyebrows, Jun Hao was pressed by her on the tree pole and frowned, dodging left and right.
Jin Li patted his forehead with a pig hair clip: "Don't move, you are responsible for the disfigurement." β
Saying that, he plucked a few hairs in a row very roughly, and Jun Hao couldn't help but snort.
Guiyuan Zhenren was stunned next to him, and muttered in a low voice: "Apprentice, he is your future husband, you should be gentle." β
Do you know that there is a word called settling accounts after the autumn?!
Don't do things that are rampant for a while and regret for the rest of your life!
Jin Li plucked his feathers, and said indifferently: "Master, it's okay, the man doesn't clean up for three days, and he goes to the house to uncover the tiles, so he should only train in advance." β
She only chose not to be a human being only temporarily and suddenlyβand it was not unusual that she often chose not to be human anyway.
Jun Hao finally finished the torture, Jin Li took out a small bowl from the baggage, a packet of medicinal powder, mixed it with water and stirred it with his fingers, and then put a bowl of black and slimy medicinal juice in front of Jun Hao's eyes: "Drink, adjust your voice." β
Jun Hao stared at the black and slimy medicinal juice, and his expression was indescribable.
Guiyuan Zhenren's expression is indescribable, girl, there is nothing wrong with you letting people drink medicine, but can you take care of the mood of the party a little bit, and use your fingers to stir the medicine to avoid some people!
The apprentice is too reckless and has a rough temperament.
Gender shouldn't be women!
The corners of Guiyuan Zhenren's mouth twitched, and he really felt that Li Yu was a disciple of him, and he didn't know how many sins he had done in his previous life.
"Drink, twist something." Jin Li scolded the bowl and urged: "Are you a child, are you still afraid of hardship?" β
The attitude is irresistible.
Guiyuan Zhenren complained silently, in vain, people are bitter, people are dirty!
Jun Hao looked at the finger stained with medicinal juice, the Adam's apple rolled a little, and a fear of being dominated, what is even more strange is that behind the fear, he actually obtained a strange sense of satisfaction, his emotions rarely fluctuate, but the woman in front of him has the ability to make his emotions fluctuate continuously.
Until then, he didn't even know what kind of emotion fear was.
Is this what she said, what it feels like to be alive?
This is the seven emotions and six desires of human beings?
He was a little confused.
"Drink!" Jinli got impatient.
Jun Hao clenched his fists, slowly took the medicine bowl, and smothered the medicine juice in Jinli's expectant eyes.
"Bitter!" Jun Hao frowned, he had never drunk medicine, and he didn't know what the bitterness tasted like.
The bitter taste turned out to be this taste, and a new light jumped in Jun Hao's eyes.
"Bitter?" Jin Li is no longer a human being, so he mixed the medicine bowl with a bowl full of water: "Dilute it, it won't be bitter, drink it." β
The intentions are sinister.
Guiyuan Zhenren glanced at the clear water mixed with a strong medicinal smell, and couldn't bear it: "Disciple, don't give him this, didn't you wrap a few bags of sugar cubes before you left, you give him a grain of candy!" β
Please, be a man.
The apprentice is running farther and farther on the road to death, in the end, he is the future husband, and you will suffer after doing this.
The apprentice told him before that Li Yu's cultivation had gone a little wrong, and he was a little wooden now, but sooner or later he would have to recover, and he would remember it in the future, and he would not be able to settle accounts after Qi Qiu.
Guiyuan Zhenren didn't know that Li Yu would not have this memory when he woke up.
Jinli tossing is not Li Yu, but Jun Hao.
"Don't do it!" I want to eat my sugar, I want to be beautiful~ Jin Li hugged the burden, and then felt that his refusal was too hearty, and made up for it: "What kind of sugar do big men eat, men should not be afraid of hardship or tiredness." β
Guiyuan Zhenren: "......"
I really want to knock the apprentice with a stick and wake her up.
It's always cool to be dead, and I don't think about the consequences at all.
Jun Hao silently dried up a bowl of water with a medicinal taste, the bitter taste in his mouth was gone, and when a bowl of clear water dried up, the faint bitter taste spread in his mouth again.
Deep, long finish.
"Well, it's good, it's great~" Jinli wanted to laugh again, suppressed the smile at the corner of his mouth and said, "Say a word and listen to it." β
Jun Hao raised his eyes to look at her: "What did you say?" β
The voice is like spring water, trickling, Susu's, not coquettish, not domineering, and full of ears.
"Well, my medicine is good." Jin Li was satisfied, and tossed in a different direction: "The name Li Yu is not easy to use, uh~ just call it Ergouzi, the cheap name is easy to feed." β
In the past, I listened to the two cubs talking about the two dogs every day, and Jin Li memorized this unique name, and he came as soon as he opened his mouth.
Guiyuan Zhenren: "......"
I especially want to open the brains of the apprentices and see what is in them, you think you are raising cats and dogs, he is your future husband!
Don't stop dying!
Jun Hao tried to resist: "It's ugly, I don't like it, change it." β
"It's really ugly, change one, change another." Guiyuan Zhenren's eyebrows were pinched together, and he said earnestly: "Disciple, you look forward to the future a little!" β
"I like it, I won't change it, it's just this name, the name is just a symbol, why bother." Jin Liguang shook his sleeves: "My future, I know it in my chest, Master don't worry." β
Guiyuan Zhenren held his forehead and couldn't help but regret it.
Do it, do it, sooner or later the ship will capsize.
No matter what, no matter what, I can't control it, Guiyuan Zhenren's heart is like ashes.
A man will be unstoppable by death.
Jun Hao stared at Jinli's smiling face, and suddenly didn't want to argue with reason.
Silent acceptance.
Is this the joy, sorrow, and sorrow of human beings?
Jun Hao calmly accepted the name "two dogs", Jin Li was stunned, Jun Hao's changes overnight can be called eye-catching, the cold water chestnut melted round and mellow, divided into pleasing to the eye.
It seems that my role as a life coach has been very successful!
Jun Hao is actually a piece of white paper, not polluted by the worldly habits, and his thoughts are very simple.
He ignores everything because he doesn't have the emotions of love, hatred, anger, sorrow, and sorrow in his heart.
He is ruthless and desireless, ignorant of the joys and sorrows of the world, and the pain of life and death struggles.
He doesn't have these emotions, how can he empathize!
If you can't empathize, what does it matter to him whether the living beings in the world live or die!
Jin Xingxu fluctuated for a moment, then returned to calm, and naturally handed over the burden to Jun Hao: "Ergouzi, go." β
The three of them hurried overnight.
The dirt road is very difficult to walk.
After walking for about a quarter of an hour, Jin Li came to Jun Hao's side and said, "Are you tired of carrying your baggage?" β
Jun Hao paused, and in the night, his eyes were still visible: "I'm not tired." β
"No, you're tired!" Jinli blinked, his attitude was still not refusable, he was very domineering, what I said was what I said.
Guiyuan Zhenren stroked his beard, feeling comforted by the old man, and finally knew that he was distressed, and it was not easy.