Although Northern University of Commerce is not a first-class university in Beishi, it can be regarded as a national key point, but it is indeed not a very good university in Beishi, which is full of famous schools.

The big bell on campus rang twelve, and it was twelve o'clock in the afternoon. But at the end of March, it was still cold in the north, and the wind was blowing, and a tightly covered student squeezed out of the crowded cafeteria with a lunch box and headed straight for the dormitory building.

The student who bought food entered the dormitory, first put the lunch box on the table, then took off his hat and gloves and threw it on the bed and began to shout: "Fatty, get up, it's twelve o'clock, put the food on the table for you, get up and eat." Oh, I'm going to first. ”

"Dead fatty, I've finished pooping, why don't you get up to eat? By the way, there is a job fair in the afternoon, hurry up. Well, you're pretending to be asleep, you don't have time to play with you, hurry up. As he spoke, he pushed the man lying on the bed.

No response.

"No, I, Li Jie, am scared, play this game with me, if you don't say anything, I'm going to use a trick."

Still no response.

"I've really used a trick!"

Still no response.

"Do you look down on me, when I don't dare? You wait. As he spoke, Li Jie squatted down and turned something under the bed. Aha, I found it, the socks I just changed the day before yesterday, and I haven't had time to wash them, are you up? ”

No response, in progress.

Li Jie pinched his nose with one hand, pinched his socks with two fingers with one hand, and carefully placed them on the fat man's pillow. Damn, or no response, is it because the smell of socks is insufficient? Could it be that I really drank too much yesterday, did I have a problem drinking? Li Jie was a little worried. Thinking of this, Li Jie put his hand deep into the fat man's nostrils.

Suddenly, Li Jie's hand was grabbed: "Little Lizi, I want to die, what do you want to do, I have no interest in men." The fat man woke up, "What a smell, so stinky." As he spoke, he turned his head to see that five centimeters away from the tip of his nose was a ball of stinky socks.

"Wow!" The fat man sat up abruptly and retched.

Li Jie sat down on the bed opposite him and muttered, "Whoever asked you to play dead, no matter how you scream, you can't wake up。。。。。。 ”

The fat man suddenly became energetic and muttered to himself: "Haha, I'm not dead, I'm alive again, I'm really hard." Those are all dreams, yes, they must be dreams. Completely ignore Li Jie's muttering.

The fat man seemed to think of something, lifted the quilt and looked at himself. The clothes were when I was drinking last night, and I didn't take them off when I went to bed, so I should have been carried back by someone after drinking too much. The fat man's eyes rolled, and his right hand trembled and touched the right side of his waist. If he still has a waist, of course.

The right hand removed the keychain, the left hand grasped the quilt, and the right hand held the keychain in front of his eyes to take a closer look. Keys to the house, keys to the dormitory, keys to the wardrobe, keys to the bicycle. Well, this? Oh, nail clippers. Damn, scare yourself. The fat man secretly scolded himself in his heart for being unproductive.

No, what is this, and what is this? A delicate little bell, dangling and not ringing? A piece of jade pendant the size of a thumbnail and less than two millimeters thick, with a pocket-like print on the jade pendant. This is, this is.

In the cold spring of March, big drops of sweat flowed down the fat man's round face, and a dream-like scene appeared in the fat man's mind.

"Lu Qiushi, put it away, this is the ghost bell, when a ghost enters within twenty meters of you, this bell will ring, of course, only you can hear it."

"This is a ghost bag, which can collect ghosts."

"Close your eyes. Emperor Fengdu gave God might, yin and yang eyes, duh! All right. ”

Lu Qiushi just felt that his eyes were numb, and when he heard Zhong Kui say yes, he immediately opened his eyes: "Zhong Weichang, are you all right, can I return my yang?" ”

"What's the hurry, you've put away the ghost bell and the ghost bag, this is your tool. Plus, it's your identity token, put it away. Saying that, Zhong Kui threw a piece of something to Lu Qiushi.

Lu Qiushi took a look in his hand, a bone-shaped brand, crudely made, one side of which said "Difu Ji", and the other side was empty, only some ghost drawings. It looks like it's freshly made. Lu Qiushi pursed his lips and said dissatisfiedly: "The production is too rough, so I have polished the raw edges." It seems that the things produced by the underworld are really not good, and the technology is backward. ”

Zhong Kui was furious: "Fart, you're just a supernumerary, what's the use of giving you such a good one?" In addition, the ghost bell and the ghost bag can be small, you have to hang it by your side, you put away the mantra, even if you lose these two things can be automatically recovered. Also, this is the eye-opening mantra of yin and yang eyes, and it is all put away. If you want to go back to the underworld, hold the token in your hand and meditate in your heart, and you will come back. In addition, in the future work, as long as you see the same token, you have to obey the deployment and automatically cooperate, you know? Also, when you encounter a ghost, the ghost hunt will automatically remind you and tell you the type of ghost you encountered. ”

"Got it." Lu Qiushi dealt with it with his mouth, but he thought in his heart, I have nothing wrong with it, and the fool will come back.

"If you want to say that your subordinates know, say it again!"

"My subordinates know."

"Well, that's pretty good. Reach out. ”

Lu Qiushi followed his words and walked out of his left hand. Zhong Kui grabbed Lu Qiushi's left hand, and then Lu Qiushi felt a stream of qi pass from Zhong Kui's hand into his body, and after circling around his body, he stopped at the position of his lower abdomen.

Zhong Kui let go of his hand and said, "Transfer your mana, otherwise you won't be able to use two magic weapons." Okay, I'll send you back to the yang. Let's go. ”

"Wait," Zhong Kui was about to send Lu Qiushi back to Yang, and Lu Qiushi was not in a hurry.

"What else?"

"Chief Zhong Wei, my subordinates have something to report." Lu Qiushi said respectfully.

"Well, what's there, say." Zhong Kui was very satisfied with Lu Qiushi's attitude and thought that he had played a role in Lu Qiushi's **.

"Yes, Captain Zhong. The subordinates thought that although the subordinates were only supernumerary personnel, they could be regarded as members of the ghost hunting guard, but the subordinates themselves had limited conditions. ”

Zhong Kui is now quite satisfied with Lu Qiushi's attitude: "It's okay, it's good that you have this idea, well, work hard, I believe you will definitely be able to be qualified for the position of ghost guard." ”

"Chief Zhong Wei, my subordinates have something to ask for."

"Speak."

"Zhong Weichang, you have also seen it, I am relatively fat, if it is definitely inconvenient to catch ghosts, you see 。。。。。。" Lu Qiushi's original intention was to hope that it would be good to have a supernumerary name, and don't look for him if he hunts ghosts, but unfortunately, Zhong Kui misunderstood.

"Yes, I see. Emperor Fengdu gave God power, washed the marrow, duh! ”

I saw a black mist surrounding Lu Qiushi. Slowly, the black mist was absorbed by Lu Qiushi.

"Okay, I'll send you back to Yang."

"Fatty, what are you doing in a daze?" Li Jie saw the fat man Mu Mu's stunned appearance, and pushed the fat man, and this fat man was Lu Qiushi.

Lu Qiushi was a little at a loss, and said, "It's okay, it's okay." Oh, I'm going to get up and eat, and I'm going to go. ”

Lu Qiushi changed his clothes, finished washing, and sat at the table and ate his meal. Li Jie glanced at it and asked, "Will you go to the job fair in the afternoon?" ”

"No, I haven't rested yet, I need to take a break, and besides, I'm not in a hurry to find a job. Good luck, come on. Lu Qiushi didn't raise his head, and replied while eating.

After Li Jie left, only Lu Qiushi, who was sitting on the bed in a daze, was left in the dormitory of six people. Lu Qiushi couldn't understand that in just one night, he would change so much. Is it a dream? Apparently not. Now his mind is full of question marks, everything he has experienced in the underworld has completely overturned Lu Qiushi's perception of the world.

Are there really ghosts in this world? What does the real side of this world really look like? So if there are ghosts, are there gods? Is God always concerned about all beings? Isn't that voyeurism? So when I usually go to the toilet and take a bath, isn't it peeped at? The point is, when you solve your own physiological problems, aren't you losing a lot? That when hey with his girlfriend? God, it's like someone else watching an A-movie, and the protagonist is himself, it's so embarrassing!

Lu Qiushi felt like he was about to collapse. Looking at the two magic weapons in his hands, Lu Qiushi had a trace of luck in his heart.

The middle finger of Lu Qiushi's right index finger stretched out and stretched out side by side. At the same time, the thumb is locked on the ring finger and the little finger. He put his index finger close to the center of his eyebrows, secretly recited the mantra in his heart, and shouted: "Lonely souls and wild ghosts have nothing to hide, yin and yang eyes, open!" ”

I felt a flash of black light in front of me, but I didn't seem to see anything else, but what seemed to be clearer in my eyes. Well, it could really be a dream.

Well, let's try the so-called ghost bag again, if ...... Hehe, that's really a dream. Lu Qiushi seems to see light and hope.

Lu Qiushi pinched his gestures, secretly recited the mantra, and shouted: "The lonely soul and wild ghost are here, bind the ghost bag, open!" ”

A miracle happened.

A cloth bag hangs in the air, and through the yin and yang eyes, you can see that the ghost bag is constantly sucking in something, but the thing on the opposite bed is not moving.

Lu Qiushi was completely dumbfounded.

It's all true.

Lu Qiushi sat on the bed, motionless, only the wall watch in the dormitory kept moving, which could prove that this was not a static space, and what was still was just a fat man.

"Huh?" Lu Qiushi suddenly felt that his right leg was vibrating, and the vibration was inexplicable. No, it's so evil. Lu Qiushi, who came to his senses, pondered hard, damn, it's just that the phone vibrates, making a fuss.

"Hey, who?" I didn't look at the phone, so I answered the phone directly.

On the other end of the phone, a crisp female voice came, "Chubby, do you miss me?" ”

"Wife! Of course I miss you, where is it?"

"I'm out shopping, congratulations on winning the championship yesterday. Celebrate with dinner in the evening, and there's a reward for you, hee-hee. ”

"Okay, I'll see you at the old place at six o'clock that night."

"Well, let's not talk about fat, the car has arrived, bye-bye."

Lu Qiushi hung up his mobile phone and called home directly.

"Hey, Mom, it's me, well, I'm fine, but I miss you and my dad a little. My dad isn't home? Then don't talk to him. You're all right, oh, that's good, you take good care of your body. I'm fine, I can eat and sleep, don't worry about me. Okay, then hang up, you take care of your body. Well, goodbye Mom. ”

It seems that since I went to college, I only have a few words on the phone every time I call home, and I don't know what to say, although almost every time the words are almost the same, and I can't say a few words, but every time I call, I can feel the strong care of my family for myself.

Lu Qiushi raised his head, looked at the ghost bag that was still hanging in the air, and smiled: "Ghost bag, take it." ”

No matter what he has become, no matter what the world is like, and what it has to do with him, he is Lu Qiushi. What the fuck is the ghost guard, what a supernumerary, since you are back in the yang world, you have the final say! Ghost hunting? Dream on!

Let parents feel at ease, make wives happy, let old friends worry, and live their own lives, that's fine. As long as the ghosts don't come to provoke themselves, why take risks. Ghosts don't offend me, I don't hunt ghosts; If the ghost is me, hum, it depends on the situation.

Lu Qiushi, who had figured it out, suddenly felt a lot more relaxed in his heart. Well, let's prepare to have dinner with my wife in the evening, my wife is so beautiful.

Thinking of this, Lu Qiushi couldn't help but look up to the sky and exclaimed: "It's fucking good to be alive!" ”