The first chapter is still unconvinced

"I, I'm not convinced!" A shout resounded in a large hall.

Looking at this hall, the black mist is shrouded, and the size of this hall cannot be judged, but what is eye-catching is the high platform on the right side of the main hall. This platform is about a zhang high, a mirror on the stage, the mirror is ten around, and there are seven horizontal characters on it, saying, there is no good person in front of the mirror stage. This is the first of the ten halls of Hades.

"Bold, Lu Qiushi, you dare to speak so wildly in this king's palace, and you still don't accept it when you die?" In the middle of the hall of Hades sat a mighty man with a dark face and a beard, oh, wrong, a ghost. It's just a little funny that this person is dressed in formal clothes, but on his head is the crown worn by the emperor in ancient times, which can be described as a match between ancient and modern.

"I just don't accept it, although I don't have any great goodness in my life, but I haven't done anything bad, why should you send me to the first layer of hell?"

Under the main hall, there was a person kneeling, with an inch head, a round face, a fat body, a silly face, and a pair of small eyes blinking at the king of Hades, showing grievances. This person is Lu Qiushi.

It is no wonder that Lu Qiushi was aggrieved, he studied at a well-known university in Beishi in his senior year this year, and the day before his death, he had just won the championship and best debater of the school debate tournament for three consecutive years on behalf of the college. A group of brothers celebrated in the evening, eating and drinking, drinking until they knew nothing. When I woke up, I found myself in the underworld, and I was drunk to death.

I admit it when I die, and I can't complain about the government because of my hard life. But the key is that King Qin Guang, the king of Hades in the first hall, actually wants to send him to the first layer of hell, thinking of the description of hell in the book, Lu Qiushi only felt shocked in his heart, afraid of being born to the side of the bold.

King Qin Guang couldn't help but feel angry in his heart when he looked at the grievances on Lu Qiushi's face, thinking to himself, this king has tried countless ghosts, and no ghost dares to call me aggrieved, so he was angry: "Okay, you little ghost who doesn't know whether you live or die, are you wronged?" Judge, pronounce his guilt! ”

King Qin Guang took a step forward, faced Lu Qiushi, and said in a loud voice: "Your Highness, little ghost Lu Qiushi, listen up, you have been alive for more than 20 years, although you have no great evil, but since you were fourteen years old, you have been reckless, flamboyant, cleverly arguing, lying and deceiving people, until now." Besides, you seem to be honest, but you are thoughtful, and the typical appearance is different! ”

"Little ghost Lu Qiushi, what this king's judge said is true?"

After hearing this, Lu Qiushi nodded.

The corners of King Qin Guang's mouth curled, and he looked at the judge: "Judge, how should such evil deeds be sentenced?" ”

"Back to my king, according to the law of the Yin Division, when you enter the first layer of hell and pull out your tongue from hell, stretch and drag your tongue with iron tongs, pull it out alive, and then send it to the second and third layers of hell to continue to atone for your sins!"

As soon as the judge's tone changed, he only heard the sound of "let's chirp", and Lu Qiushi was soaked and collapsed on the ground.

"Hmph, since you are guilty, come on, go to the first layer of hell!" King Qin Guang is proud, little sample, call me aggrieved, is it so easy to be fooled when this king, how many years have passed, and it is the first time I have encountered such an interesting ghost. After that, there were little ghosts who wanted to go to Lu Qiushi.

"Slow!" Lu Qiushi saw that the situation was not good, and shouted first, "King, I don't accept it!" ”

King Qin Guang felt that the victory was in his hands, and he was not in a hurry: "Say, why are you not convinced?" ”

Lu Qiushi wiped the sweat from his face, swallowed his saliva and glanced at King Qin Guang, and replied, "King, there are three disobedience." First, in today's world, there are countless people who are clever and eloquent, and there are countless people who use their tongues to gain their own money, so should these people all go to the first level of hell? Second, I admit that I lie and deceive people, but is there anything in the world today that does not deceive, and I boldly ask, are there any people in the underworld who do not deceive people, and besides, lies are sometimes necessary, especially white lies, right? Third, it's my fault to say that I'm not the same as what I see, my parents gave me a stupid look, can I complain to my parents! ”

After hearing this, King Qin Guang was stunned for a moment, thinking that he was really a clever and eloquent guy. He replied, "The three points you mentioned are actually one point. After speaking, King Qin Guang glanced at the judge.

The judge comprehended, pointed at Lu Qiushi and said: "Sure enough, it is clever and eloquent, but you must know that this is the underworld, how can you allow you to take advantage of your tongue here?" touched his mustache, and then said: "Little ghost Lu Qiushi, you are 22 years old this year, right?" ”

"That's right."

"You have been eloquent since you were fourteen years old, and eight years have taken up more than a third of your life, but other eloquent people do not have such a short life as you, and these people either have good deeds to counteract, or they will directly admit it and be sent to hell, how can there be a scoundrel like you?" The judge glanced at Lu Qiushi triumphantly.

Lu Qiushi was speechless, it seems that dying early is really not as good as dying late.

"Okay, all the ghosts, send Lu Qiushi to hell!" King Qin Guang was tired and didn't want to talk nonsense with Lu Qiushi.

The two ghosts carried Lu Qiushi and walked outside the main hall. Lu Qiushi's face was full of horror, a pair of small eyes kept turning, and suddenly-

"I-no-serve!" Lu Qiushi was not convinced, his voice was much higher than the previous two sentences, but this time the trills in his voice were stronger.

"Bold Lu Qiushi, you dare to tease this king three times and twice, do you really think that this king can be bullied!" King Qin Guang was on fire this time.

With a "snap", King Qin Guang slapped the shocked wood and said angrily: "Come on, take down this ghost, and the big punishment will be waiting first!" ”

Seeing that he was going to suffer, Lu Qiushi struggled hard, and shouted loudly: "I ask to see the book of life and death, I ask to see the book of life and death, I ask to see the book of life and death!" ”

The judge couldn't look at it, he had seen a scoundrel, he had never seen such a scoundrel, and shouted: "Little ghost Lu Qiushi, you think that the book of life and death can be read by you just say it!" ”

At this time, the imp who executed had already set up his posture and was ready to fight. Lu Qiushi saw that there was no way, and thought to himself, since he was going to be beaten and hell was going to go, he didn't care if he was a king or not, and it was good to have a good time. So he opened his mouth and scolded:

"You mere and old King Qin Guang, you old bastard. You have reckless regard for human life, bent the law for personal gain, neglected your duties, accepted bribes, said but did not do, did wrong things, did not change your mistakes, and made mistakes after you changed them。。。。。。 ”

Lu Qiushi caught King Qin Guang and scolded him all the time, including crimes in today's law, as well as scolding words in movies and television. For many years, where has King Qin Guang, who has been high above, been so angry. Not to mention King Qin Guang, the little ghost next to him was also dumbfounded, and the little ghost who was about to be executed was also stunned, and said in his heart, amazing, I scolded so much, I was stunned that there was no repetition, and there were so many new terms, I have to remember, I have to go back and scold the old eight.

Qin Guang's face was red and his neck was thick, and he pointed at Lu Qiushi tremblingly, and he held back a sentence for a long time: "Give me a mouth!" Jing scolded out.

At this time, the executioner reacted, changed the torture equipment, and walked towards Lu Qiushi.

"King Qin Guang, if you are the first hall of Yama, if Bao Qingtian, the king of the fifth hall, is here, he will definitely not let me die in vain! You are also worthy of being the king of the Ten Palaces with Bao Qingtian, I bah! "Lu Qiu really gave up at the last moment.

Hearing this, the judge's face changed greatly, others don't know that they don't know? Although they are both the Ten Hall Yama Kings and serve in different departments, the Ten Hall Yama Kings all pay great attention to reputation, especially the comparison between each other. Hurriedly said: "If you don't hurry up and carry out the execution, what are you waiting for!" ”

"Slow!" This sentence was shouted by King Qin Guang, reputation, it is very important for a high-ranking person like King Qin Guang, you have to make a name for yourself. Moreover, Lao Bao was originally the king of Hades in the first hall, but he was only transferred to the fifth hall because he often let the dead return to the yang.

"Judge, go and get the book of life and death." King Qin Guang said leisurely.

"My lord......" The judge wanted to say something, but King Qin Guang had already interrupted him.

"Don't go yet!"

"Yes, my lord."

Taking advantage of the time when the judge went to get the book of life and death, Lu Qiushi wiped his sweat again, licked his lips again, and swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva. No way, I've been scolding for so long, I'm thirsty.

King Qin Guang looked at Lu Qiushi and said, "Tonight, this king will let you die convincingly. ”

The judge almost trotted all the way and took the book of life and death and sent it to King Qin Guang. King Qin Guang took the book of life and death and began to look through it. I was having fun flipping and flipping, and I began to chant while flipping.

"Lu Qiushi, you were a donkey in the first twenty lives, or lame, and then you were slaughtered and eaten, hehe. Well, the first nineteenth life was a rabbit that filled the gap between the teeth of the tiger. XVIII BC, huh? The reincarnated tiger, oh, was beaten to death by Wu Song, and even the skin was ripped off, quack. ”

Lu Qiushi glared at King Qin Guang, "You don't care about my previous life, I just need to know if my life is at the end of my life in this life." After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes and continued to pray to God and Buddha, bless himself for being caught by black and white impermanence.

Suddenly, King Qin Guang was stunned for a moment, and said to himself: "Strange, why do you only have twenty lives, no, since ancient times, all the lives in the six realms have started from the six realms and ended with the six realms, and the cycle continues." Also, you should be a fool in this life, why are you 。。。。。。 ”

Before King Qin Guang finished speaking, he was interrupted by Lu Qiushi again: "I ask you old man, you can quickly check my current life, what are you doing with so much mess?" It's hard to feel scared! ”

King Qin Guang didn't say anything more, and went directly to Lu Qiushi's present life, stunned. The judge found that something was wrong, and when he leaned over to look, he was also stunned.

The entire hall was silent, leaving only Lu Qiushi with his eyes closed, his head down, and his mouth kept muttering.

After a while, Lu Qiushi felt that the atmosphere was wrong, King Qin Guang was silent, and the judge was silent, could it really be that his longevity was over?

Raising his head with difficulty, he slowly opened his eyes, and when he saw the expressions of King Qin Guang and the judge, Lu Qiushi didn't understand. It feels even cooler than the first time with my girlfriend.

"Old Qintou, you are stupid, let's say, is my yang life over? Hahahaha. ”

Lu Qiushi's smile woke up King Qin Guang and the judge, and the two glanced at each other, their faces were ugly, and they really caught the wrong one. King Qin Guang suddenly felt that his face was burning to death, hotter than when Lu Qiushi scolded him. King Qin Guang deliberately didn't look at Lu Qiushi, and shouted to the ghost on the side: "Go, pass on black and white impermanence to this king!" ”

Not long after, black and white impermanence came to the hall and knelt down to pay homage to King Qin Guang. When King Qin Guang saw the impermanence of black and white, the anger in his heart could no longer be suppressed, and he yelled at the impermanence of black and white:

"You two shit! Lu Qiushi's life is not over, he actually detained people's souls, innocent and unjustly killed the living, what crime should he be guilty of? ”

After listening to the black and white impermanence, he was taken aback, and hurriedly explained: "Qi my king, the two subordinates passed by Lu Qiushi, and found that Lu Qiushi's soul was not condensed, and the seven spirits were incomplete, and they mistakenly thought that they were a person who had just died. With that, the two fell to their knees.

After hearing this, King Qin Guang couldn't help but look at Lu Qiushi carefully. Lu Qiushi was looked at and said dissatisfiedly: "Old Qintou, I know that you can't be blamed for this, forget the loss of my fright tonight, you hurry up and let me return the yang." ”

When King Qin Guang heard this, he hurriedly said, "That's that, come on。。。。。。 ”

A "my king" interrupted King Qin Guang's words, King Qin Guang was unhappy in his heart, he didn't say anything else, he was interrupted by someone one night I don't know how many times, and he glanced at the judge with great dissatisfaction.

The judge walked to King Qin Guang's side and whispered in King Qin Guang's ear: "My king, Lu Qiushi can't go back, the hour has passed." ”