Chapter Ninety-Eight: Gold and Jade
Two-legged sheep, not sheep, but people!
Whether it is in war or peacetime, there are people who are treated as two-legged sheep.
It is located in the desert, the mountains are high and the emperor is far away, and bandits are rampant.
And the Dragon Gate Inn is a black shop.
In the desert, where to get fresh mutton?
It's better to kill the passing guests, get money, and add new ingredients.
"Damn, dare to open a black shop!"
Tie Zhu slapped the case, and the scar on his face was like a big centipede twitching and writhing, which was very terrifying.
"Don't be impulsive! We should not make extraneous branches on this trip! Qiu Moyan said.
"Mo Yan is in charge, even if we don't care about him, we can't eat this!"
"Let's order somen noodles!"
Qiu Moyan said, looked at Ye Jun, his beautiful eyes flashed with curiosity, and whispered, "You seem to have known that this is selling human meat buns?" ”
"That's right, Brother Ye, you are not kind......"
"Didn't I remind you that you can eat whatever you say!"
Ye Jun smiled and said, "This human meat bun can't be eaten, let's let the store change something else!" ”
As he spoke, he beckoned.
Xiao Er hurriedly ran over, and when he saw the buns spit out from the table, his face changed slightly, and he asked in a low voice, "Where is the guest officer not satisfied?" ”
Ye Jun grabbed the chopsticks in the bamboo tube, broke them gently, and said, "Your chopsticks are not clean, replace them with new ones!" ”
The shopkeeper's face changed suddenly, and he immediately changed into a hot face, and said: "It turned out to be an expert, I have no eyes and no beads, and I made a mistake, so I will give you white flour steamed buns!" ”
"Wait......"
Ye Jun paused, pointed outside, and said, "We brought a horse over, go kill one, we want to eat meat!" ”
After the shopkeeper left, the scar man frowned and said, "Our horses are not enough, how can we go if we kill the horses?" ”
Ye Jun smiled and said, "Don't worry, someone will send the horse over soon!" ”
"How could someone send us horses?" Tiezhu pursed his lips, not believing it at all.
Qiu Moyan didn't care about the horse, but was very interested in Ye Jun's actions just now, picked up the broken chopsticks on the table, and asked, "I heard that some industries have black words, but I didn't expect you to understand, what does this chopstick mean?" ”
Ye Jun didn't know any black words, but when he watched a movie in his previous life, he just paid attention to it.
explained: "In the desert, nine times out of ten are black shops. These black shops kill people and oversell goods, all of which are done, but they also watch people get off the plate. Don't dare to offend the powerful, and you won't offend your peers. Killing people in black shops is nothing more than drugged. Generally, experienced people, when they enter the inn, they use their own chopsticks, one is to prevent poisoning, and the other is to warn the other party. And when you enter the store, you directly use their chopsticks, which shows that you are defenseless, and you are not an old connoisseur who walks the rivers and lakes, of course they will not be polite. I just asked them to get new chopsticks, which means to tell them that I know the details of this inn. Naturally, they treated me as a peer! ”
"It seems that you know a lot!"
Qiu Moyan's beautiful eyes flashed with a sharp light, and he became more and more curious about Ye Jun's identity in his heart. understands both medical skills and black language, and has no kung fu but can face the butcher's knife of Dongchang without changing his face, no matter how he looks at it, he doesn't look like an ordinary person.
Ye Jun snorted and avoided talking about it, his identity and origin were too unbelievable, and no one would believe him if he said it.
At this time, a scolding voice came:
"Which bastard thinks the old lady's meat buns are not delicious?"
There was a hint of temptation in the voice, which made people's bones crispy.
A mature woman walked down the stairs slowly, with a graceful figure, wearing a long tulle dress, and a touch of smooth white was faintly revealed on her chest, looming, but full of temptation. Every move, the mature style revealed, made the men in the inn breathe hot.
This woman is the owner of the Dragon Gate Inn, gold and jade.
"Boss, the meat bun on your chest is getting bigger and bigger, when will I try it?" In the inn, a guest laughed.
"Taste your mother's head, go home and eat your mother's milk!"
Jin inlaid jade is not a kind person, and his words are quite pungent.
Jin Jiyu came closer, looked around, his eyes fell on Qiu Moyan's body, and said with a smile: "It's just that this guest officer's meat buns are not delicious." No wonder, I said that men in the world, how can there be people who don't like other people's meat buns! ”
It turned out that he could see through Qiu Moyan's dress as a man and a woman at a glance. I have to say that it is still women who know women best.
As he spoke, his red lips opened lightly, and he blew a slightly provocative breath in Qiu Moyan's ear.
"Slut!" Qiu Moyan frowned.
"Hehe, you're right, men, I like people to be so mature, and I can be open enough in bed, and I dress up like you like a man, how can a man look at it? If you don't believe me, ask a few of your brothers! ”
licked his lips, and the charm he revealed made the scar man's brothers blush.
I have to say that the woman in front of me is indeed a goblin.
Sweeping over the scar man and the others, Jin Jiaoyu looked quite proud, but immediately there was a sudden shock in his eyes, and his gaze fell on Ye Jun's calm and usual face, and a trace of surprise flashed.
"It seems that it's not a man, they all like sluts!" Qiu Moyan rarely showed a hint of a smile.
The hostility and war between women always come inexplicably.
"The man who doesn't look at me with gold and jade has not been born yet, unless, he is not a man!" Jin Zhuyu snorted coldly, then exhaled lightly, and stretched out his hand to touch Ye Jun's body: "Yo, little brother, look at your fine skin and tender meat, have you not tasted the taste of a woman, you don't know how to speak, my sister can teach you!" ”
Ye Jun avoided the other party without leaving a trace, and said lightly: "Boss, you still let your buddy hurry up and serve the food." I'm full of food and drink, so many of my brothers, I'm afraid you won't be able to resist! ”
The crowd burst into laughter.
"Just know how to eat, eat, and kill your little white face!"
Jin inlaid jade scolded and scolded.
After a while, two shiny legs of roasted horses came up.
"Isn't it going to be human flesh this time?" A Chinese character has palpitations.
"Damn, can you grow horseshoe?" Scar Man laughed and scolded.
Cut a few pieces of good meat and handed them to the Yang family sisters and brothers hiding in the back basket, and the scar man and his party ate a horse leg.
Qiu Moyan didn't eat a few bites, and the remaining complete horse leg basically went into Ye Jun's stomach.
But everyone was dumbfounded.
The scar man looked at Ye Jun's flat belly, touched his round belly again, patted his big bald head, and exclaimed: "Edi Niangle, Brother Ye, what is your belly made of?" No wonder you have been hungry in the desert alone for a few days, and I am afraid that no amount of things you bring will be enough for you to fill your stomach! ”
Suddenly...... Outside the door, there was the sound of horses' hooves.
PS: Damn, I have a cold again, I keep sneezing and a runny nose. Go ahead and write the next chapter.
Thanks to the book friend "Nima Egg 111" for rewarding 1000 starting coins, and the book friend "Wind Desire" for rewarding 100 starting coins.