Chapter 32: Cut off the immortals who are not envious
To be honest, Brother Menstruation's shoes were really stinky, and he slapped them twice, only to feel a strong smell of stinky fish. And the menstrual brother also poured tea on my head, which annoyed me when he was fast.
I pushed away Brother Menstruation and scolded, "What are you doing, if you don't welcome it, I'll just say it, what do you mean by putting all this on my head." ”
Brother Menstruation gave me a blank look, "If you don't want to die, just stand there and don't speak!" ”
Don't say it, it works for me, and I've said a lot of similar things in the past two days. It's all about what if you don't want to die.,Although I'm a little irritated by Brother Menstruation.,But I'm still patient with Goko standing there.。
After all, it didn't seem like Brother Menstruation was trying to insult me, he continued to slap his stinky shoes on my head, while muttering words in his mouth.
Just as I was about to break down and curse, he stopped and threw his shoes on the floor. put it back on, and said, "Say, why did you come to me, it shouldn't be a simple matter to look at your appearance, after all, I haven't seen three or four dirty Jiaoxi attached to a person's heavenly spirit cover after so many years, and this person's yang shou is almost gone." ”
As soon as I heard what Brother Menstruation said, my heart became much more secure. He said a lot about my symptoms, and I couldn't accept it, so I said, "Then you just slapped me with your shoes?" ”
"Hurry up and take away the dirty stuff that gathers on your head, although the two of us don't know each other, but I know it's a big business, so it's a complimentary service, tell me about your symptoms." Brother Menstruation said.
I paused and said, "Do you have a way to help people restore their longevity?" ”
Brother Menstruation had an expression of I knew you were here because of this, and then said, "Yes, there is, but there is a problem, the life span of people is determined by heaven, and this modifies the will of heaven without authorization." But they will be damned. ”
A glance at Brother Menstruation, he has to sit on the ground and ask for the price, although this matter is difficult, but it is obviously not as difficult as he said, so I said, "Say, how much is it, as long as I can make up for my yang longevity." ”
"Ten billion, I guarantee that you will not die because of the lack of yang shou in ten years." Menstrual brother closed his eyes.
"You mean, I spent 10 billion to live for an extra 10 years?" I kind of understand what menstruation brother means.
Brother Menstruation still had an expression that I had earned, "Is it so simple for you to renew your life?" Ten billion years. How many people are willing to spend 100 million to come to me for half a year, I haven't agreed. If it weren't for me, I would definitely not have accepted the situation where you must have been reduced to the current situation. ”
As soon as Brother Menstruation said this, I also felt in my heart that I really earned it, indeed as he said, who doesn't want to live longer, most of those who want to live longer are still rich, and it is really certain that someone is willing to spend 100 million to buy something for half a year.
To be honest, I even suspect that Brother Menstruation has calculated how much money I have, so he will offer this price of 10 billion.
I hesitated, because I wasn't sure if my menstrual brother would be successful, not to mention that I originally planned to give my mother this huge amount of money, and even if something happened to me, she would be able to have a pension.
Seeing that I hesitated, Brother Menstruation said, "It is true that you should think about it, 10 billion is not a small amount, but I can also remind you that your yang life is only one week at most, and if I help you, it should take three days, that is, you have to make a decision in the next four days, otherwise even I won't be able to save you." ”
After saying that, Brother Menstruation closed his eyes, and he didn't intend to be greedy for my money at all.
To be honest, when he said this, I really think that 10 billion is nothing, but I plan to send a sum of money to my mother, if this 10 billion is given to him, then there will be no money for my mother, I don't know what, I think of the woman who used to play an umbrella in the corridor of my house, after all, she asked me to come to my menstrual brother, maybe I can go back and give me a discount or something, so I opened my mouth and said, "By the way, do you know a woman?" It's weird.,I like to play umbrellas in the corridor.。 ”
"Red carp?" Brother Menstruation was stunned for a moment, and reported a name that sounded pretty good, and I will remember these two words soon, red carp, I remembered the scene where she appeared before, and it seems that only this kind of dusty name can be worthy of that kind of dusty woman. Clip the woman's famous garbage.
Brother Menstruation was not leisurely at this time, he looked at me a little cautiously, and said, "It was the red carp that asked you to come to me?" ”
"That's right!" I'm about to bite the story, after all, I'm not lying, it's the menstrual brother that the red carp asked me to find.
Brother Menstruation was stunned for a while, and those eyes were also sweeping around my face, as if he was looking at something, and after a while, he made a sudden expression of enlightenment, and said, "I know, no wonder that cold woman in the red carp will help people, it turns out that you are ......"
Halfway through the words, Brother Menstruation shut up directly.
"What am I?" I hurriedly spoke.
"I can't let you know about this matter for the time being, it will only be bad for you, not good, but since it was the red carp who asked you to come to me, I will also give her a face, eight percent off, eight billion, no less, no less, no less I and you are anxious." Brother Menstruation said.
I saw that the red carp could really get a discount, and I was satisfied, after all, I spent the eight billion, and I still have about three billion dollars, in the kind of countryside in my hometown, three billion is enough for my mother to live the rest of her life.
After it was confirmed, Brother Menstruation's face also changed, and he looked me up and down a few more times, saying in his mouth that it was like, it was really like, and at the same time, he didn't tell me what the hell I looked like.
After looking at me from the top to the bottom, left and right, Brother Menstruation said, "It's done, now you are my customer, you go upstairs to rest, I will prepare some Jiaoxi, and we will leave the day after tomorrow." ”
"Go? Where to go? I asked.
"You don't care where you go, now you only need to do one thing, that is, rest, I'm afraid you haven't slept much in the past two days, I'm absolutely safe here, and there will definitely be no messy Jiaoxi to harass you, so you have a good rest, and you will suffer in two days."
After saying that, Brother Menstruation hurriedly left, as if he was in a hurry, and he didn't tell me where to go to the second floor, I thought that this building is quite small anyway, and it is estimated that there are only two rooms on the first floor, so let's go to the living room and so on.
After I entered the door, I saw a child nesting in the corner of the wall as if playing with ants, I still like children, I was about to go over, I found that something was wrong, because I found that the child's head was on the top of a bowl, just far away, I thought it was a hat, I walked in to see it.
That's it, the kid wore a black padded jacket in the summer, and when I approached him, I was cold, and I knew that this kid was definitely not as simple as it seemed on the surface, and I didn't dare to go up to talk, so I was going to bypass the kid and go directly to the second floor.
As a result, I just walked to the second floor, and the child I saw in the corner of the first floor appeared next to me, the child was pale, wearing a black cotton jacket, and the whole person was even paler, and on his feet was wearing a pair of tiger head shoes that our rural children were wearing, which was very weird.
I was so frightened that the kid just tilted his head at me, pointed to a room for me, and jumped downstairs again.
I immediately realized that this kid shouldn't be hostile to me, it must be a little ghost raised by my menstrual brother.
Since the child pointed out the room to me, and the menstrual brother didn't have any explanation, the room where I wanted to stay should be the one the child pointed to.
After I pushed the door and entered, I found that the room was not badly furnished, and I threw the bag I was carrying on the ground, and I fell directly on the bed.
To be honest, so many things have happened in the past two days, and I really haven't closed my eyes much, but now that I have finally settled down, I naturally have to make up for sleep first and let myself refresh. R832