Chapter 10: Uncle Weird
Chen Hao's old friend is an uncle who is nearly forty years old.
With messy curly hair and a stubble face, the uncle looks like a street thug, dressed in a Hawaiian-style shirt, shorts and big slippers, and lives alone in an abandoned old building.
This old building has experienced fires in the past, the walls were burned black, and it is said that it is haunted inside, and even the developers ignored it, and it became a place for homeless people.
However, all the homeless people only live on the first floor, go upstairs, the second and third floors are the territory of this uncle, no one dares to set foot on it, the uncle is the head of this group of people, it is right to say that it is the head, it is right to say that this group of people was shocked by the uncle.
At that time, when Chen Hao was a child, he had a strange illness, high fever, and sometimes talking nonsense, so his parents asked someone to find a relationship and brought Chen Hao to this person.
Uncle claims to be an eye, no name and no surname, saying that he walks in the world with many charms, and only with more eyes can he see more clearly, and he can see more thoroughly, the uncle has settled the strange illness on Chen Hao's body, but Chen Hao doesn't remember what strange disease he had, nor does he remember what happened, but he remembers this mysterious person.
"Uncle Me, that's how things happened, look at what's going on?"
Uncle Mu pointed at Chen Hao, with a sly smile on his face.
"It's the eye, it's not the eye, it's a lot worse to have one eye missing, I've stressed it to you many times."
"Okay, Uncle Mume, what do you think?"
Uncle Mumu lay on a desk, scratching his thighs covered with leg hair, and picking his nose again.
"Chen Hao, you have encountered something interesting, it is as interesting as what happened to you before, which makes me interested, you can bring me something interesting every time."
"Me? I don't remember what kind of illness I had at that time, so tell me about it. ”
Uncle Mumu listened to what Chen Hao said, squinted his eyes, seemed to be smiling on his face, scratched his buttocks again, stretched his waist, got up from the desk and sat down, pointing to a puddle on the ground, Chen Hao immediately frowned.
"Uncle, is this your pee?"
"Fart, am I the kind of person who defecates everywhere, it's water, it's leaking upstairs."
"Don't lie to me, this dilapidated building has already been cut off from water and electricity, where is the water?"
"Hehe, you don't know about that."
Uncle Mumu jumped down, walked to Chen Hao's side, walked around him, and sniffed it with his nose.
"It's so fragrant, it's so fragrant, it's a weird smell."
"Weird?"
"It's my own name, and the rest of you can call it whatever you want, but you can't say it's a youkai, because it's not a youkai. As for the bar you mentioned, it's actually not important, you don't have to pay attention to it, but the girl you mentioned is your high school classmate, a little girl named Huang Liang, you said she was very good-looking? Bring it over another day for me to see. ”
"I said, can you be serious and get down to business."
"I'm talking about business."
As he spoke, Uncle Mumu had already walked around Chen Hao several times.
"Bring it over and let me see, just like every time you have an accident, as long as I look at it, I will know what it is, but through what you said, I already have a judgment."
"Can you old god stick stop selling Guanzi, tell me quickly."
Uncle Mume smiled, sat back at his desk, and asked about something else.
"I heard, you picked up a little girl?"
"Who did you listen to?"
Chen Hao was taken aback, he had never told anyone about it, and Uncle Mu was not in the same city as him, so who did he listen to.
Uncle Mume held up a finger and pointed at the ceiling.
"There is a god three feet above my head, and God told me."
"You just keep blowing."
"You just have to answer yes or no."
"yes, what's wrong? Questions? ”
"Of course there is a problem, she has a big problem, but I can't solve it, you must not bring her to me, you can raise it yourself, I don't want to see her, I guess she doesn't want to see me."
"You know?"
"I don't know."
"Then you talk, mysterious."
Chen Hao looked at the puddle on the ground and asked again.
"What's going on with this puddle you just mentioned?"
"I said it was leaking."
"Impossible."
"It's just leaking."
Uncle Mumu narrowed his eyes, he said it again, and Chen Hao finally understood the meaning of the uncle's words.
"Huangliang's room also seems to be leaking, I can always hear the sound of water, but I asked the landlord, and the landlord said that Huangliang uses a lot of water, and the water bill is several times the normal one, and Huangliang himself knows about it."
"I see, why didn't you tell me about this just now, you kid is honest, is there anything else missing?"
Chen Hao thought about it, and told Xi Xiaoyu's bar, Huang Liang and his own experience, and the class reunion that day, and there were no more details.
"No, why did you say that Huangliang drank so much water that day? Even if I was thirsty, I thought it was strange. ”
"That's not the point, water, the source of life, people can't live without drinking water."
"Not really."
"As I said, you can't live without drinking water."
Uncle Mumu narrowed his eyes again, every time he made this action, he was passing on key information, and Chen Hao understood.
"And what is the weirdness you just said?"
"You kid is really forgetful, I remember I told you the theory I created before, I am also highly educated, I am a doctor of folklore, but unfortunately my theory has not been accepted, it is a strange theory, so I decided to enter the WTO, with my own eyes to collect materials."
Mu Mu said, pointing to his eyes.
"I see the colors on your kid, these are all weird colors, the story that happened to you must be wonderful, but the most color on your body right now is blue."
"Blue? Water? ”
For some reason, Chen Hao thought of the cup of blue sea.
"Next time you bring that girl to me, even if you use coaxing or even kidnapping, if it's late, the consequences are unimaginable, or you can stay away from her and ignore this matter, don't add trouble to yourself, so that the blue on your body will also recede, and you will be safe, you know, the deeper you are entangled with weirdness, the higher the probability of yourself being deeply involved."
"Regardless of her? That's not going to work, I'm going to take care of it to the end. ”
Chen Hao felt ashamed of Huang Liang in his heart, if he could help her, he must help.
"Okay, okay, then follow what I said, bring her over, and I'll take care of the rest, you can rest assured."
Uncle Mume yawned.
"Okay, I'm sleepy, you can go back too, isn't there a little girl waiting for you at home?"
"It's mysterious, and I don't know why your news is so well-informed."
Chen Hao glanced at him, turned around and left, and when he went downstairs, he saw those homeless people, and a few homeless people greeted Chen Hao, Chen Hao nodded, and guessed in his heart, could it be that Uncle Mumu sent these little brothers to the next city to follow him?
When Chen Hao returned to his house, it was already the second half of the night, the little boy didn't know how to lay the futon, he ran to the closet and took the clothes to cover himself and fell asleep, Chen Hao laid out the futon and took her out of the wardrobe, looking at the cute sleeping face of the little girl, Chen Hao gradually fell asleep.
Early the next morning, Chen Hao was not woken up by the little girl, but by the knock on the door, and when he heard someone knocking on the door, Chen Hao was so frightened that he sat up, because Brother Ma had just died here a few days ago, although he was dealt with by Chen Hao, but Chen Hao was worried about whether the arrest would come to the door in the past two days, and he could not escape the blame.
"Who?"
Chen Hao was bold enough to open the door, he was so nervous that he couldn't do it, and when he opened the door, he found that it was Huang Liang standing at the door, with a somewhat nervous look on his face, and he looked a little overwhelmed.
"Sorghum? Are you looking for something with me? ”
"Uh, you know me?"
Huang Liang showed a very surprised expression, which made Chen Hao confused.
"Why don't I know you, what's wrong with you?"
"That, I'm new here, my name is Huang Liang, although I don't know how you know about me, but the water in my house has stopped, please ask if you have water in your house, I want to borrow your bathroom to take a shower......"