Chapter Twenty-Seven: The-Stirring Stick

In the afternoon, a few new students came to the driving school, looking like they had just climbed out of the field, covered in mud, saying that they had learned to get a driver's license and went to the city to drive a taxi.

Maybe it's a new student, maybe it's Yao Nerve's sleep at noon, he takes on the responsibilities of a coach, and no longer lets me be an assistant coach, before getting into the car, he said something, in fact, it was the same as what he said in the morning, he yelled at no student:

"What is learning to drive? Why do you want to learn to drive, each of you may have your own answer in your heart, but I as a coach today must tell you what the true meaning of learning to drive is, listen to me, the true meaning of learning to drive is, no matter how fast you drive on the road, the key is to encounter an emergency, you know to use your right foot to press the brake, not to use the accelerator as a brake...... Remember, this element is easy to say, it sounds simple, and it is difficult to do, but as my students, as long as you have a driver's license in your hand, you must remember these words in your heart for the rest of your life."

All afternoon, time flies, and my mind is full of Wang Qingyu, look at everyone is Wang Qingyu, a cold girl who will only bloom a smile to me, I admit that this season that was supposed to fall into sadness because of Wang Qingyu's appearance is sunny and sunny, this is a summer that makes me feel not only hot but warm.

About four o'clock later, after a day of driver's license training course, I was able to return to the village, when I passed by my cousin's house, my cousin did not feel angry because of my no-show, I also told the truth, met my classmates and ate some together, my cousin said that there were some things in the evening that would not leave me for dinner, but sent someone to drive me back to the village on a Jialing motorcycle.

As soon as I returned to the village, I immediately felt that the master reported to his family and told the old man that he had learned well and that it was going well, and if the master and his old man had nothing to do here, I would go to the driving school to practice for a few more days, and I would be able to save the fear of going on the road in the future! Master agreed, saying whatever I wanted, Master would leave me for dinner! I didn't agree, I ran home, mainly to make my father and mother happy, their son will drive a car!

I ran home like a wolf, just entered the door of the hall, did not see my father and my mother first saw an old lady sitting at the table of the eight immortals of my house, and from my eight generations of ancestors owed her money, my father respectfully lit a cigarette for her, my mother was busy making tea and pouring water, it seems that the half of the belly has not yet fallen, I take a closer look This is not the eldest daughter-in-law of my grandfather's family? My father's cousin and sister-in-law, my uncle and aunt Zhang Lanying, my grandfather gave birth to two sons, my grandfather and my grandfather, the eldest son of the family is the eldest son, if my grandfather is the emperor, the family is the orthodoxy who wants to inherit the emperor's throne, the family is the main branch, the eldest son, the eldest grandson, and the status is superior...... Therefore, she is not only in front of my grandfather's family, but also in front of my grandfather's family, we have to listen to her in the big and small affairs of our family, and she has to be the master of the house, not that I am not sensible and rude, and I don't respect the elders, this girl I will be sick to my stomach when I see it, disgusting, a whole-stirring stick, my grandfather's family has a lot of singles, most of them are thanks to this girl, let her be blind, these stupid children of my grandfather's family, the typical one is to let people sell and help others count the money, no way, I didn't expect it to be our generation, she is still messing around in it, making waves, lest the world will not be chaotic, I can't get used to it, I don't know what she will do when she comes to the door today.

"Erdan, don't call me Auntie" My father squeezed his eyebrows at me, for fear of offending this old lady.

"Why, Erdan, I've been pretending to be a ghost with the big pillar for a few days, and I don't call when I see the elders, what does it look like, this is the child you educate, the boss (referring to my father)" My wonderful aunt hit my father's white head is a beating, and my father didn't dare to resist, I glared at my father several times, thinking what are you afraid of her doing, stupid or not.

"Auntie" I called helplessly, after all, it is a family member, it is not good not to call, and I have to get along with her son's generation.

"I'm not here today for anything else to say one thing, I heard the people in the village say that the second egg went on a blind date a few days ago? There are no rules and family laws here, my family is a few years older than the second egg, and I haven't gone on a blind date yet, what are you anxious about, why are you in a hurry?" the eldest lady kept banging on the table of the eight immortals, looking very angry

I stood aside and watched her perform, thinking, with a mother like you, it's strange that Brother Daguo can marry a daughter-in-law.

"Today I will say ugly things ahead, before marrying a daughter-in-law in our big country, the second egg can't marry a daughter-in-law first, and he can't kiss each other once after this, and he can't make people laugh when he passes it out, it's not a shame, my brother hasn't met a girl yet, my brother has fallen in love first, what kind of system"

"Sister-in-law, aren't the two eggs not getting along? Besides, Erdan's heart is not good, don't make trouble here" My mother can't listen to it anymore, oh, if your son is a bachelor for the rest of his life, and he won't let our Erdan get married, how can there be such a reason

"What, I'm making trouble, this family doesn't have your part in talking as a, boss, give me a beating" My dad waved his slap and was about to hit my mother, I grabbed a teacup and threw it at my dad's feet,' Bang', my dad was so frightened that he took a few steps back and put his hand back in his arms, which made me angry half to death, I don't understand why my stupid dad listened to this woman so much, my mother has been beaten by my dad since she entered this house, fortunately I grew up, my dad has restrained, to say that my dad should also be a bachelor's life, meeting my mother is a gift from God, but he doesn't know how to cherish, it's really sad!

I really stopped this girl by smashing the teacup, and she got up from the table of the eight immortals without venting her breath, which startled me a lot, and like Nima's corpse, she circled around the room.

"When did you buy the furniture? Well, Boss, say"

"A few days ago, didn't the second egg go on a blind date? I'm afraid that the girl will come to the family to buy it."

"Blind date, blind date, no one is allowed to mention the word blind date to me in front of me in the future" The eldest lady Zhang Lanying kicked a few feet of new furniture, obviously still angry, and said fiercely:

"Do you think you can, if you dare to do the happy event of the second egg in front of the big country, even if the girl who is not long-eyed is the second egg, I have to pick a live yellow for you, you try I can't do it, you want to destroy the long branch, unless your uncle (referring to my grandfather) is dead, otherwise, your Shao Lao Er's family (referring to my grandfather) will never have a day"

"Sister-in-law, remember, in the future, if the two eggs get married on a blind date or something, you and your eldest brother have to worry about it, or you really can't do it."

"We don't care about the second egg, let your stupid brothers do it, I can't afford to worry about it"

"Sister-in-law, what are you talking about, can't my younger brothers take them out? It's silly and stupid, you have to count on your eldest brother and sister-in-law."

"Don't say it's useless, I heard that you sold pigs a few days ago, and your niece's tuition before the summer vacation hasn't been paid yet, take out a hundred yuan first, and I'll use it first"

"Okay, sister-in-law, I'll get it for you" My dad smirked and was about to run to the back room to get the money, I pulled a bench to block my father's way, there was no way to get the money, I couldn't be more familiar with this woman's tricks, first go crazy and then smash, and then, ask for things, and even more shameless is to ask for money, never say to borrow, and never pay back.

My father kept persuading me, "Erdan, get out of the way, let your father quickly get the money to your aunt, if you get married on a blind date in the future, you have to let your aunt accompany the guests from your daughter-in-law's mother's house, get up quickly."

"Auntie, I've been learning to drive for a day, I'm tired, you can go back quickly" I glanced at my father and asked him to step aside.

"Learning to drive is amazing, I'll let your brother learn to go tomorrow, I'll see which of the two of us buys the car first"

"Auntie, it must be your family who bought it first, our family is stupid and poor, and we can't compare with you"

"It's pretty much the same, do you remember what I just said?"

"Remember, remember, before Brother Daguo marries his daughter-in-law, the second egg must not marry, I still have to be the best man for Brother Daguo, how can I get married first, and then I'm still young, right, Auntie" No matter how I say I'm also a child, I can't say or move my excessive words and deeds, I think about fooling this girl away first, don't cheat my mother's money to raise pigs, who knows.

"Sister-in-law, you haven't had dinner yet, Erdanniang, hurry up and cook a few dishes and accompany your sister-in-law to drink."

Silly dad, it's so stupid that I smoke, so angry that I don't want to eat, I ran back to my east house, my mother followed, handed me a sum of money and said don't let my dad go, and keep it for a blind date in the future! My mother was also a little angry, and after bringing me to the door, she went to play on the street by herself, and let my stupid father go to serve the debt collector grandmother!

Later, I don't know what time it was, but I was lying alone in bed and vaguely heard my father and my mother arguing outside the window

"That big lady is a vixen, or give you a **, you are so obedient to her words, you will give you money, you are stupid, we are two eggs, we are old, we use money when we say that we use money, don't you lend her meat buns and beat the dog and never go back? I think you want to give her this too, not a popular thing."

"You girl, you really have long hair and short knowledge, why do I desperately slap her, that's because, we have to use her to do happy events in the future, can't we take care of the in-laws and visitors after our old couple, right? You can't let people with foreign surnames accompany you, because that will make the whole village laugh, "Listening to my father's tone, it seems to be very aggrieved."

"You just believe in her, if you ask for a daughter-in-law in the future, unless it's worse than the big country, if it's better than the big country, this girl will definitely make peace with our second egg, don't believe it and see"

"No, Erdanniang, sister-in-law is not that kind of person"

"No, you don't understand human nature, if the daughters-in-law of the second and fourth children don't let the eldest ladies make bad work behind their backs, they can still run away, and your family fools still treat her as a good person"

"This, this ......" my dad burped up and didn't reply.

I was lying on the bed alone, tossing and turning, my mind was full of Wang Qingyu, as if she was sitting on the edge of the bed and looking at me with a smile between her eyebrows, I turned on the light and glanced at the plastic electronic watch, and found a diary from under the bed and wrote a paragraph, 1996, June 16, 20:34:58, at this moment, I was thinking about you, and what were you doing.

At this moment, I pressed the words I had suppressed in my heart for many years and told myself again, Qingyu is the object of my crush for three years in junior high school, I have always been good friends with her, and I have never dared to tell her the love in my heart at a distance all day long, she is a girl in the city, like a fairy in the sky, I am a mortal man in the mortal world, and the worlds of our two have not intersected and are parallel to each other, but, but, when I saw her today, I ignited the hope in my heart, Erdan, you have always liked Qingyu, right, You've always liked her cold attitude towards people, like a haughty princess, you've always been infatuated with her black pupils, isn't it, you tell yourself that it's a kind of magic, you like her, you smile between your eyebrows but don't see your cheeks and lips moving, cold, holy, charming...... You appreciate the stubbornness in her bones more, right, just like she doesn't like to be a teacher, she can let herself fail the teacher for three consecutive years, and she will never look back once she is firm in one thing.

Thinking of this, I couldn't lie down any longer, and I sat on the bed and remembered that I had sworn during the day that I would marry a woman who looked as beautiful as Qingyu in this life! This woman who looks like Qingyu is not easy to find, maybe find the horizon, the cape, maybe you can't find it in this life, then again, it's better to marry Qingyu directly, then it's much simpler! I was really shocked by this idea, Shao Erdan, you dare to have such an idea about Wang Qingyu, hey, yes, that's it, I should come up with the theory summarized before the blind date with Li Zhihua, that is, take the initiative, the boy doesn't take the initiative, and let the girls chase after him! Qingyu, you wait for me, I must chase you down! Even if you reject me, I won't be discouraged!

Yaya is forced to fight, I crush the pen in my hand, two eggs, move forward bravely, it's a big deal that you can't catch up with Qingyu back to Shangen or a single, what are you afraid of! The sky is falling, the tall one is on top, the ghost is coming, and the master is fighting.