Chapter 152: Painting Ghosts
Actually, what am I struggling with all this? Isn't it just a portrait? I have a yarn relationship.
I scolded myself secretly, turned around and prepared to sleep first, it's too idle here, I used to practice archery for Qixi, but now I feel like I'm a person who has nothing to do all day long, except for eating and sleeping.
"Huh!"
As soon as I turned around, a woman's laughter rang out, as if far away, as if it were behind you, but also as if it were coming from far away in the sky.
"Aunt Wang, are you laughing?"
I looked around, there was nothing else at all, and Aunt Wang was not in the room at all.
"There are no ghosts! Could it be an auditory hallucination? ”
I scratched the back of my head, looking confused, I heard the voice just now, but I didn't even see a ghost in the room, I was really confused.
"Huh!"
I turned around and walked to the bed, and as soon as I got to the bed, the sound started again, as if it was a repetition of the scene.
The sound seemed far and near, it was still the woman's laughter, but I was standing by the bed.
"Hmph, it doesn't matter if you are a ghost or a god, what can you do to me? Let's get a good night's sleep! ”
I also had an idea, this guy must be real, but I can't see where he is hiding.
I thought it would be okay if you didn't come out, so I didn't care, the more curious she was, the more interesting she would find it, and the more she wouldn't come out.
Then I'll just want to indulge in it, just fall on the bed and pretend to sleep, see if you can't get out?
Anyway, I really didn't care about the laughter, just fell on the bed and pretended to be asleep, lying down and waiting for the laughing guy to appear.
"Gege, it's time for dinner, get up!"
I don't know how long it was, but I heard Aunt Wang calling me. Damn, I suddenly realized that I was pretending to be asleep and actually falling asleep.
I hurriedly woke up, and at this time, there was half a shadow of Aunt Wang in the room, but there was a face in front of me.
My mouth was wide open in fright, and my eyes were wide open, and I wanted to shout, but I didn't.
Isn't this face the person in the portrait?
"Are you really asleep?"
He spoke, not with the masculinity of a man's voice, but with a woman's voice, and there was a feminine air in it.
This guy is the one who was laughing just now, and I really don't think he's going to die.
I've seen a lot of ghosts, even ghosts like Xiaoyu who can get into the portrait, but when I saw this guy at this time, I was so scared that I trembled.
I looked at the portrait hanging on the wall, which was now black and white, and where was the man with the bent eyebrows and frowning.
"You, you, you~~~"
I pointed at him and wanted to ask something, but suddenly it was short-circuited and I didn't know what to say.
"Why, haven't you ever seen a ghost? Aren't you afraid? ”
This guy seems to be able to read minds.,I actually said through my previous thoughts in one sentence.,I was really not afraid of ghosts before.,That's why I deliberately fell asleep on the bed.,But who knew that this time it was really asleep.。
"Paint ghosts? What the hell is a painting ghost, I haven't heard of it, and how did you get out of it? ”
I suddenly remembered the previous scene, no wonder I always felt that I was not only with Aunt Wang, but also with other things, it turned out that there was this shemale painting ghost!
Before, I thought that this guy was also a handsome person, at least those eyes could fascinate many young girls, and even I couldn't help being attracted.
But when I heard his laughter at this time, the tone of his voice was the image of a woman who pinched her breath, and all the goodwill she had built up before was instantly like a bunch of grass in the desert, and there was nothing left after a strong wind blew.
Only hate, disgust rises secretly in the heart.
"Auntie, haven't you heard of painting ghosts? It's really strange that there are still people in the world who have never heard of painting ghosts. ”
Suddenly, he said with a depressed face, twisted his waist and sat down to look at me, and then said: "I'll tell you, painting ghosts is the most powerful kind of ghosts, and there is no more powerful ghost in the world than painting ghosts." ”
When I heard this, my first reaction was okay, you are really good, bragging is also boasting, I have seen a lot of ghosts in my aunt and grandmother, whether he is a good ghost or an evil ghost, I have encountered it.
If you pretend to be big in front of the old lady, I'll see how you end up in a while.
"Then tell me how good you are at painting ghosts, although this is the first time I've encountered it."
Seeing that this guy is not a man, a woman is not a woman, can I believe that he is very powerful? I just say this because I don't want to dismantle him too soon, to see how capable he really is, and how long it will force him to pretend.
"Like a god but not a god, between ghosts!"
This guy is not ashamed, he has a hundred, and suddenly he seems to have become a man, and when he speaks, he is domineering, as if he is swallowing clouds and spitting out fog, and when he says this, it is as if the whole world is in his hands.
Hearing this, I thought to myself, look at you continue to pretend, how long can you pretend?
"Hmph, then you should show me your ability, just say that you don't have to be a waste, who knows if you are real or fake?"
"Hmph, how can I be fake, I can say that I have been a ghost painter for thousands of years, how can it be fake? How do you want to prove it? ”
Before I could finish my words, the ladyboy suddenly changed his face and looked at me, and said to me very seriously.
Hearing this, I secretly thought in my heart that this guy turned out to be a strong guy, since he likes to be competitive, that is his Achilles' heel, and I don't see how well I can cure you.
Hee-hee-hee~~~
"Okay, you're very powerful, you're the best in the world, but I've heard that the speed of the world's first person is extraordinary, and it's not enough to travel eight hundred miles a day and night, and the other ones are much more capable."
I'm just talking nonsense about the phrase 800 miles at night, just saying a word casually, but what I never expected was that this shemale guy heard me say this, and the whole person was not convinced, saying that although he hadn't tried to travel 800 miles at night, it was not a problem either.
Therefore, in order to enter the ranks of this master, he can be regarded as upright, and he will come to a night trip of a thousand miles to see how it is.
Before the words fell, the other person was gone, and I walked around the room, stunned not to see half of this guy's ghost.
It's really gone, as soon as he left, Aunt Wang walked in with food, I don't know if it's a coincidence or if the ghost was doing tricks before.
Not long after dinner in the evening, Na Yinghong appeared, we discussed it for a while, and decided to go to Yinzhen tomorrow to get the army and give it a try.
She said that it was also said by Na Yinghong, and she said that she couldn't say that this trick would work, but she could only give it a try, after all, Master Tianjing was injured now, and I couldn't go to him for help.
After discussing it with me, Na Yinghong said that she would come to me tomorrow morning and would come with me. In fact, she must be with me, otherwise I don't understand anything, how can I command these five hundred people who have been borrowed?
Before leaving, Na Yinghong suddenly turned to look at me, frowned slightly, glanced at me, wanted to say something, but still didn't say it, and then disappeared into the room.
I wondered what her expression was just now, but before I could ask her, they left, and they were speechless enough, they ghosts always came and went without a trace.
Even I fantasized that if I were a ghost, what would I be?
Could it be like Qixi, who was in a hurry to reincarnate just after he died?
"Huh!"
The next day I was woken up by the laughter, and when I opened my eyes, I saw that it was none other than the shemale ghost.
This guy sat on the edge of the bed, looking at me with a strange look in his eyes, and I suddenly felt numb.
"Huh, are you awake?"
Seeing that I rubbed my eyes, he actually gestured with his orchid finger and twisted his waist.
I cursed in my heart, isn't this the signature action of others? When did you learn it secretly?
"Why don't you go back to your portrait and wander around here all day?"
I glanced at him helplessly, and I also knew that this guy was not harmful to me, so I dared to say such a thing, if he wanted to harm me, he would have done it yesterday, and he did it just while I was asleep, why wait until now?
"Not to mention, I really ran a thousand miles last night before I came back?"
Hearing this, my real eyes widened, are you kidding me?
A thousand miles, that's not a joke, is it a shadow that flashes by?
And this guy actually ran a thousand miles and then came back, and it only took one night, so it means that he ran two thousand miles in one night.
I'm going to be scared stupid, isn't that amazing?
"Awesome!"
I gave him a thumbs up and got out of bed while getting dressed.
Today's event is a big event, and since I'm awake, I don't plan to sleep again.
Prepare for the morning battlefield earlier.
"I told you a long time ago, I'm very powerful, compared to those ghosts or something, you don't know how powerful I am!"
This guy followed me, talking a little smug on his face.
"Eh, is that 2,000-year-old ghost more powerful than you or are you not an opponent?"
"Hmph, what is a two-thousand-year-old ghost, it's not that I draw ghosts to brag, two-thousand-year-old ghosts are in front of me, that's a small dish, you know, I can crush him with a twist!"
When this guy spoke, he made a gesture, like a big hand pinching an egg, and his teeth were still clenched, and he showed it fiercely.