Chapter Seventy-Eight: Don't Mess With Women (I)
Looking at the bus that was gradually moving away, "Acne" squatted on the ground weakly and cried, "Ah...... Oh my glasses......" She cried out in her heart, and when she was on the bus, she really didn't realize that her mouth was so big.
Mo Mo stomped his feet angrily, "Why are you crying?" Really, if you hadn't been unruly and sat in your seat, would we have been kicked out of the car? What are you howling wolf about? ”
"Acne" was crying to the point of sadness, and when she heard "Momo" say this, she didn't want to do it, and she immediately got up from the ground. "You still say that I am not what you are looking for? The position on the car is shared by everyone, and it's not just yours, what are you doing with me here? He also knocked out my glasses, my glasses are hundreds of dollars, you accompany me. She pointed to Momo's nose and reasoned loudly, and the green tendons on her neck burst out.
Although Mo Mo looks sweet, she is definitely not a bully, and she definitely can't accept being scolded by others.
So she stretched out her hands and pinched the neck of "acne" with lightning speed, "I'll strangle you, and I will pay you glasses, pay for a fart, I will directly pull you to accompany the funeral ......" Momo's eyes were red, and she pinched the neck of "acne" desperately, like a mutated zombie in the movie "Resident Evil", as terrifying as it gets.
"Cough, cough, cough, forehead ......" Mo Mo pinched the "pimple" to the ground, his entire tongue spit out, and his eyes bulged out, this is going to be fatal, why is Mo Mo like this, so scared.
If this goes on like this, it will really kill someone, I hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Momo's arm, "Momo hurry up and let go, don't do this......" I desperately grabbed Momo's arms, but her two hands were like vices, firmly stuck on the neck of "Pimple". Wow, the face of "acne" is like a mountain full of red, especially the "acne" is more red, like a small volcano about to erupt.
No, if I don't stop it, it's very likely that the "acne" will be explained here. Thinking of this, my hand exerted force again, and grabbed Momo's arm, "You let go, Momo......"
Momo's hand was really loosened by my pull, "Aha, ha, ha......" The throat left the control of the "pimple" greedily breathed in the fresh air.
"Huh......" I took a deep breath, counting her fate, fortunately she didn't die.
"Ah......, your grandmother is a dog......" I heard a loud scream again, and my nerves that had not yet relaxed immediately tensed again, wow, I didn't expect "acne" to be anti-customer-oriented, opened his mouth and bit Momo's hand, "acne" has a very high upper gum, uh, in our medical terminology, this is called atavism. But the bite force of this tooth is truly unmatched.
"Ah......h
"Quick...... "I pushed the head of "Acne" hard, but this time I couldn't push it, I thought "Acne" seized the opportunity this time to "turn over and be the master".......
"What for? Hurry up and let go of ......" shouted, followed by the footsteps of several people, and I looked back at two police comrades, the first of whom turned out to be Mimi's dream lover, Officer Pony, Ma Xiyu.
Seeing this glorious defender of the people, my heart finally fell from my throat to my stomach. Rub, whoever it is, at least it can solve the current situation. Although "acne" is revengeful, revenge is crazy. But at least she didn't lose her sanity. Looking at these three "Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals", her teeth finally left Momo's hands.
"Wow woo woo...... You belong to the king's eight......" Mo Mo cried, I looked at her hand, and I couldn't help but shudder, this "pimple" was also ruthless, and I was stunned to tear off a piece of skin and flesh from the tiger's mouth on Mo Mo's left hand, and the tender flesh that turned over was scarlet, like a baby's grinning mouth.
And the "acne" also stopped standing aside at this time, and the "volcano" on her face also returned to its normal color at this time, it seems that this anger has really disappeared.
In an instant, the whole world seemed to have stopped, which was good.
The pony and the three police officers walked up to us majestically, "What's going on?" He looked at me and said.
Rub, what's the situation with dried shrimp? Can't you see what's going on? Didn't you even see who was fighting? You didn't ask these two fierce female parties who hung the lottery, but you actually asked me.
"She hit me." Momo and "Acne" pointed at each other angrily and said in unison.
"Alright, I'm going to hear her." You two don't talk yet, Officer Pony pointed at me, "Tell me what's going on?" ”
I adjusted my breathing, "Well, that's right, this young lady is my friend's name is Momo, and this young lady met me and Momo when they were on the same bus. This is the case when she and Momo got into an argument over a seat, were kicked off by the captain, and finally got into an argument on the road.
Momo stood on the side holding the injured hand, with tears in his eyes, looking beautiful and weak, on the other side, "acne" stood there, constantly throwing health balls at Momo, the original face was not good, but now it is even more ugly, the grains of "volcano" seem to be cheering for the master, which makes her face look very terrifying, I think she can even put a banner on her head "Dense phobia beware".
"I'll take a look at your hands." Officer Pony slowly lifted Momo's hand and couldn't help but frown, yes, uh...... It's a bit miserable indeed.
"You bit it." Officer Pony points to Momer's hand and asks "Pimple".
"Yes, but she knocked my eyes off the bus, and my glasses are almost hundreds of dollars, how can this ......?"
"Okay, don't talk about anything else, you bit her hand." When "Pimple" tries to rumble about accusing Momo of his crimes, he is interrupted by Officer Pony.
"Yes." Acne nodded in acknowledgement.
"Then get in the car, and the three of you will follow us to the police station." Another police officer said to the three of us.
"She was the one who hit me first, why didn't you arrest her and arrest me instead?" "Acne" is a little panicked.
The policeman raised an eyebrow, "Who said that they were going to arrest you, I said that the three of you went to the police station together to understand the situation and solve the problem." ”
For the first time in my life, I rode in a police car. It's really the first time, I've seen the flashing police lights on the roof of this car in film and television dramas before, even if it's not a bad thing I did, I still feel terrified for no reason. But I didn't expect that this time, I was lucky enough to sit in the police car, hehe, today I also received another "first time".
"I didn't expect you two girls to be able to fight like this." Officer Pony drove, and another "glasses" officer sat in the co-pilot, instructing.
I sat between Momo and the "pimple", and I could feel the thermal radiation released around them, like two burning "flaming mountains", and my role was the "glacial separation zone" between these two "flaming mountains".
"Hmph." The two of them snorted at the same time and turned their faces to the side.
"Hey, it seems that you really can't mess with women!" Officer Pony shook his head as he spoke, I don't know if there is a deep meaning in his words, I always feel that his words also contain Tang Mimi's helplessness to stalk him.
Yes, a man can't mess with a woman, but I also said to these two fierce women, "Why should a woman be embarrassed by a woman?" ”
"Alright, let's get off." Officer Pony parked the car and took us back to the interrogation room. Oh my God, this is the second time I've been in this room, and I think I'm almost a regular guest here.
"Sit down." All three of us sat on the chairs.
"What's your name?" Officer Pony points at Momo.
"Momo, the first is Mo Yan's Mo, and the second Mo is the obscure Mo." Momo said softly, which made me look at her, can you imagine? A shrew who was so fierce just now is even more ladylike than a lady, like an innocent little white rabbit, I see pity, not to mention the police.
"Oh......" I looked at Officer Pony for two seconds, "ID number?" ”
“XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX。”
"Work unit?"
"Sakura Design Company."
"Mobile phone number?"
……
After Balabala had asked a lot of questions, Officer Pony asked her again, "Tell me what happened." ”
"That's right, I was on the bus with my friend, there were exactly two empty seats, my friend sat on one, and I was about to sit on the other one and she got ahead of me, and then there was a physical altercation."
It seems that speaking is really an art, fighting is not called fighting, it is called physical conflict, which sounds like it really has connotation, as if fighting has also become a form of "high" expression.
"Who's the first to do it?" Officer Pony asks a crucial question, and the eloquent Momo is speechless for a moment.
"Who's going to do it first?" Officer Pony continued to ask.
Momo lowered her head and picked at her nails, her facial expression became extremely unnatural, and I looked at "Pimple", and she had a sure look on her face.