Chapter 13 Wonderful Job Fair
"Graduated from Jingnan University in business management, it is still a famous university, very good, but it's a pity, I haven't worked for five years, and I should have forgotten everything I learned, we have a vacant position for a manager, but you are not suitable! No work experience at all!" The recruiter shook his head and rejected Li Yunfeng with a regretful face.
"I haven't been to work for five years?So what's the use of you going to college?No, no, you can take your resume back!" was rejected again, and more directly.
"Five years, have you made a mistake? Are you recovering from your illness now? Will it be contagious? Forget it, we don't want to be sick, our company is under a lot of pressure, what if you die in our company, you go to another easier company!" was ruthlessly rejected again.
"Hey, Jingnan University, business management? It's not bad, I'm going to recruit a sweeper here, are you going?"
"I ....... ”
Li Yunfeng just wanted to agree without discipline, but the recruiter's next sentence made him almost hit someone directly.
"Hey, Auntie, are you here to apply for a sweeper, I just lack a sweeping aunt here, you are this age, it is not easy to find a job, your position was almost robbed by this young man, fortunately it came in time, it didn't make a big mistake!" said the recruiter with a happy face.
"Young man, why do you want to compete with me for a job at such a young age!" the aunt looked at Li Yunfeng with a dissatisfied expression and said.
"I'll go!" finally came out, but the meaning was different, the former was my go, and the latter was my go!.
Proceed to the next ......
"You are frail and sick and still apply for security guards, are you insane?" the recruiter hit Li Yunfeng mercilessly.
Li Yunfeng has a black line, although I wrote above that I was frail and sickly before, but it is clear that I have written on my resume that I am fully recovered, look at my strong body now, does it seem to be frail and sickly?
And why do you only look at the front one when you look at the words, and ignore the last sentence directly? Li Yunfeng wants to cry without tears!
The second company to recruit security guards.
"Although I was frail and sick before, and I recuperated for five years, but after the treatment of the divine doctor, I am now as strong as a cow!" Li Yunfeng decided to take the lead and not give them a chance to refuse.
"You graduated from Jingnan University in business management and applied for a security guard, are you a psychopath?" The recruiter once again found a loophole in Li Yunfeng's resume and hit him mercilessly.
"I ....... Li Yunfeng is running out of words.
"Young man, don't tease me, isn't it casual for you to find a job in business management at Jingnan University, hurry up and go, someone behind you wants to apply!"
"I'll go!" Li Yunfeng screamed miserably, and asked the earth speechlessly?
"Hey, bodyguard, do you want to try! No matter, you won't die if you try!" Li Yunfeng came to the next place, and it said Recruit bodyguards.
"This is my resume!" Li Yunfeng handed it to a big man sitting here, this big man should also be a bodyguard, Li Yunfeng saw that he had a bit of kung fu.
"Shh
Dahan took the resume, didn't even look at it, and tore it up directly.
"Is this a Shenma situation?" Li Yunfeng was about to cry, but the next sentence of this big man made him ecstatic, it seemed that I was finally going to find a job.
"I'm sitting here, you can use your fist to get me out of this stool, even if you win, then you have successfully applied for the job, I never look at resumes or anything! I value real ability!" The big man sat very forced, motionless.
"Hehe!" Li Yunfeng smiled wickedly, don't say that you can get you out of this stool with your fists, even the other way around.
However, Li Yunfeng finally found a job that he could apply for, so naturally he would not make any extraneous branches.
"Boom!" Li Yunfeng punched the big man very excitedly, and the big man fell down in response, which was because Li Yunfeng retracted his strength.
"This, this, this doesn't count!" the big man got up from the ground in embarrassment.
"What's not counted?" Li Yunfeng was stunned again.
"You're too powerful, you'll steal the limelight from me in front of the boss, let's go, I don't accept too powerful people here, you can't surpass me anyway!" Dahan said solemnly, as if there was a rising national flag behind him!
"Get up, get up, people who don't want to be slaves!" Li Yunfeng seemed to hear the sound of singing, and walked to the next place in despair.
"Qingyun Electronics Factory is recruiting 200 general workers!" Li Yunjie's eyes lit up as soon as he saw this recruitment information, 200 people would never brush down, it should be the kind that is extremely short of people.
Li Yunfeng regained his spirits and walked towards the recruitment position.
"Are you sure you're cured, young man?" the recruiter looked at his resume carefully.
"Are you sure your resume is genuine, young man?" asked the recruiter.
"Young man, are you sure that the Chinese medicine doctor who helped you treat your illness is not a lie?" the recruiter continued.
"Young man, are you sure you're here to work, not to pick up girls?" the recruiter continued.
"Are you sure your body can handle the stress of working in the factory, young man, and not jumping off a building?" asked the recruiter again.
"Are you sure you're 27, young man?" the recruiter asked again.
"Are you sure you're ...... lad "Well, that's it!" the recruiter finally stopped.
"I'm sure!" Li Yunfeng said helplessly.
"You're not qualified, there are too many questions!" the recruiter refused again.
"Your sister ......" Li Yunfeng asked Cangtian speechlessly.
Next......
"Young man, your image is too good, it's not suitable for hotel waiters, it's easy to have a relationship with the hotel's rich woman, which will affect the positive image of our hotel!" The recruiter rejected Li Yunfeng's application.
Well, this reason is the most comfortable reason I heard today, although it was still rejected, Li Yunfeng's somewhat gloomy mood became a little more cheerful.
"Young man, are you going to apply for a job?" a very kind-looking uncle walked over and said to Li Yunfeng cordially.
"Yes, uncle, what kind of job are you recruiting, I can do anything!" Li Yunfeng's eyes lit up, it was the first time that someone took the initiative to come to the door, and he should be very eager to recruit people.
"Come here, talk to you slowly!" The uncle kindly took Li Yunfeng's hand and walked towards the outside of the talent recruitment market.
"Hey, why did you come outside?" asked Li Yunfeng strangely.
"I'm the boss of the recruitment company, because there is a shortage of people, so I came in person, I see that you have a good image, I like it!" the uncle said very kindly.
"I do have a good image!" Li Yunfeng was praised by the recruiter twice, and he felt very comfortable.
"Let's get in the car, let's talk about work!" the uncle said kindly.
"Okay!" Li Yunfeng sat directly in the co-pilot.
"Uncle, what kind of work, you say, I can do any job!" Li Yunfeng asked with an expectant look like an uncle.
"Young man, can you be my lover? 100,000 a month! What do you think? Don't worry, I won't be rude, I will be very gentle!" The uncle looked at Li Yunfeng fixedly, looking at him expectantly.
There was a brief silence in the car.
"Get out!" Li Yunfeng roared angrily, and the uncle's ears were about to be deafened.
Li Yunfeng ran out of the car quickly, and then wiped his hands desperately, Nima, it's so disgusting!
However, the uncle was still shouting: "Young man, don't run, 200,000, 200,000!"
Li Yunfeng exerted his speed of five hundred yards and rushed forward!