Marriage?

As soon as Zhang Jinya and the others heard me say this, their eyes immediately widened, and their faces were in disbelief.

I was immediately upset when I saw them like this, what's wrong? Can buddy be so surprised to get married? Could it be that in your minds, Lao Tzu is born destined to die, and there shouldn't be a daughter-in-law in this life? So I was very upset and said, "What the are you guys looking at?" Let you get married, why is your expression like eating? ”

"I said Brother Xiaotian, it's not that we want to do this, but you really scared the fat brother."

The fat man patted me on the shoulder: "Haven't you always been a single dog like the fat brother, why do you have a daughter-in-law in a blink of an eye, and you have to get married in this ancient tomb where birds don't......"

Speaking of this, the fat man seemed to think of something, his eyes widened suddenly, staring at Mulan behind me, with a look of disbelief: "Don't tell you that you want to ...... with her" Ghost Marriage!? ”

I nodded, I'm a person who does things like this, since I've made up my mind, I won't look back, even if this matter is my life's event, but I won't change my decision, so I simply admit it.

"You're crazy! There are some things you don't know the depth, I need to remind you as your brother, you are too tiger, I don't know how many eyes this horse prince has, this time you have to listen to what I say to you! ”

The fat man cursed, and without saying a word, he pulled my arm and walked aside, originally I was a little reluctant, I always felt that there was a suspicion of disliking Mulan, which would hurt people's hearts, but I didn't expect Mulan to be very understanding, just said that the fat man was sincere to me, otherwise I wouldn't dare to oppose it so fiercely in front of her, such a good friend is worth making, she doesn't mind at all, let me talk to the fat man and them, I stopped resisting, and let the fat man pull me into the ear chamber of the ancient tomb, The people who came with me also followed.

As soon as the stone door of the ear room was closed, the fat man took out a flashlight and put it aside to light it up, and then said to me: "Brother Xiaotian, I think you are really crazy, do you think this secret marriage is so easy to tie up?" ”

"I don't think there's anything wrong with it......"

I shook my head: "Could it be that there is something else in this?" ”

"It's too fast!"

The fat man slapped me on the head, and it seemed that it was really because of my decision, and he hated iron and steel, and said, "Where is this thing as simple as you think?" Nowadays, Yang people are married to Yin, and there may not be one in a thousand successful people, after all, this Yin and Yang are separated, where is it so easy to communicate with Yin people? Even if the communication is reached, people are unwilling, you still can't get married to the underworld, but it's not the brothers and sisters of the deceased who hold a 'god card' and go through the motions, even if they have a dark marriage! It is precisely because the success rate of this underworld marriage in the yang world is extremely low, so people will think that the underworld marriage is harmless, in fact, it is completely a calf, once the underworld marriage is successful, you will immediately have a reaction, and there will be a thing called 'Shoujie Sand' on your chest, which is actually a mole similar to a birthmark, and your yin spouse can live in you all year round. Shoujie Sha', to put it bluntly, is just like your parasite, always by your side, as long as you change your mind slightly, she will immediately know, do you think you can have your good when the time comes? As the so-called ghost nature is unpredictable, there is a ghost on your body, and your life is in danger at any time, so unless you dare to guarantee that your feelings for her are unswerving, otherwise you can't say anything about this secret marriage! After all, your underworld marriage is different from the general underworld marriage in the yang world, the vast majority of underworld marriages in the yang world have a very low success rate because of the difficulty of communicating with the yin people, and you have to contact the yin people, and the yin people are willing to give up the opportunity of reincarnation for you, this is too difficult, fat man, I have dealt with these things for so many years, and I have seen a successful underworld marriage. And you, you don't have the problem of communicating with the Yin people at all, the ghost in your picture is standing in the corridor outside, the ancient tomb has been cultivated for thousands of years, she has no chance of reincarnation, it seems that she is willing to marry you in every way, so as long as you kid dares to marry this underworld, the success rate is absolutely 100%, and there will be a time bomb next to you at that time! ”

I couldn't help but widen my eyes after hearing this, I didn't expect that there were so many words about this secret marriage, and then I glared at Zhang Jinya fiercely.

This son of a bitch......

I don't believe that he doesn't know the benefits and disadvantages of this secret marriage, but this bastard still took me to the mass grave for a "blind date", if it weren't for Lao Tzu's marriage contract with Mulan, those ghosts were afraid that Mulan would not dare to marry me, I'm afraid that this bastard would have planted a "time bomb" on me at the beginning.

Zhang Jinya was glared at by me, and seemed to guess what I was thinking at once, and immediately laughed, and said: "Little brother, you can't blame me for that, at that time, the smiling corpse was secretly ready to ask you for your life at any time, I also hope to find you a powerful daughter-in-law to help you, if there is a case, she can also help you block, and I can clean up that ghost, so I'm not afraid that it will eat you." As for the current one...... The fat man is right, you kid have to think clearly, this is a ghost, the ghost king of the underworld has to be polite when he sees it, if she wants to kill you to murder her husband, Tsing Yi can't cover you, you kid will be finished! ”

Because of the obsession in his heart, the ghost has an inseparable attachment to the yang world, and refuses to enter reincarnation, staying in the yang world to practice for thousands of years in a place where the yin qi is extremely strong, not killing, not hurting people's lives, and having no resentment in his heart, so there will be a very deep Tao, which is for the spirit, this kind of ghost is also called a spirit ghost, a demigod and a half-ghost, and some extremely powerful ghost kings and handsome people in the underworld, Yin Shuai has a fight, extremely powerful, I don't know the depth, I didn't expect Mulan to be a spirit ghost!

But what about ghosts? Because I've been in contact with her, even if I know that she's a ghost, I'm not afraid at all.

After hearing Zhang Jinya say that he also left room for maneuver at that time, the resentment in my heart finally dissipated a little, and I didn't settle accounts with this bastard, patted the fat man's shoulder, and said: "Fatty, you are for my good I know, but you don't need to say more about this matter, I really like her, if I change my mind, it is also that I am not authentic, I am not in place, she really wants my life and I have nothing to say." ”

The fat man opened his mouth, and wanted to continue to persuade me, but he never thought that Zhou Jing suddenly said at this time: "Don't persuade me, this is his life, you can't change it!" ”

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked Zhou Jing what was going on, Zhou Jing said that when I just encountered a strange thing, I asked his grandfather to divinate the hexagram, and his grandfather at that time even if I would get a good match in the near future, he also observed me just now, as long as I met Mulan, my wife and concubine palace will faintly have a red light, which shows that Mulan is the woman I am destined to be, this is fate, and it cannot be changed.

"What's the matter with life? As long as you don't want to, even if it's a ghost, I'm not afraid, I can't stop it, I have my own friends who can! ”

Tsing Yi looked at me word by word and asked, "Now I just want to ask your mind, have you really thought it through." ”

I nodded: "I've thought about it, and that's my decision." ”

"Okay, I'll marry you!"

As soon as Tsing Yi pulled me up and left the ear room, Hua Mulan, Xueru, and Tiezhu were still waiting at the door of the main tomb, and when they saw me come back, an inexplicable emotion suddenly welled up in her eyes like a cold star, as if asking me, I immediately nodded at her without hesitation, and Mulan's eyes suddenly bent shallowly, as if she was smiling......

I don't know why, at this moment, I suddenly had a feeling of worthiness in my heart, and I had no regrets about being able to make her smile!

Tsing Yi said to Mulan at this time: "Xiaotian has made a decision, I respect his thoughts, and I am determined to preside over the underworld marriage for you, I won't say anything extraordinary, only one thing to instruct - Xiaotian is born with a weak yang, and marrying this yin person is not against the order of the yin and yang worlds at all, I think you can get along very well after marriage, but he is a twenty-year-old young man after all, and although you cover your face with a black veil, I can see that you are still extremely beautiful, He is such a young man guarding a beautiful wife, and after getting along day and night for a long time, it is inevitable that he wants to steal the forbidden fruit, but fortunately, he is weak, and you are also a ghost, and having sex with each other is not harmful to you and him, but has certain benefits, but ...... Be cautious when having sex and don't get pregnant! ”

"I'm in my own hands."

Hua Mulan said lightly: "Spirits and ghosts give birth to yang people, give birth to ghost babies, and there is dry heaven and harmony, I won't do this kind of thing." ”

My eyes widened when I heard this, and I listened to what they had to say—this man and ghost could still ...... Bang Bang Bang?

And can you get pregnant?

So I lowered my voice and asked Zhang Jinya what was going on, Zhang Jinya suddenly smiled and said that people and ghosts can have the same room, but if ordinary ghosts and people have the same room, whether it wants to or not, it will definitely absorb the yang energy on the yang people, and over time it will suck the yang people dry, which is also the reason why people and ghosts have different paths. But the spirit ghost is different, the spirit ghost is extremely deep, the demigod and half ghost, the body is no longer nothing, but completely materialized, and the body structure is no different from that of people, so if the spirit ghost is in the same room with a person, it will not absorb people's yang energy. As for the pregnancy of the spirit ghost, this situation is even more complicated - what is a man's yang energy is an extremely fierce and domineering thing, and if it enters the spirit ghost's body, it will burn the spirit ghost, so the average female spirit ghost is not only impossible to get pregnant when she has sex with a normal man, but will be hurt to a certain extent. It's just that I'm born with weak yang, and my yang energy is insufficient, but it is very gentle, and it won't burn the ghosts, so there is an opportunity to combine, so once the ghosts are with a man with a weak man, if they don't pay attention to the same room, there is a certain chance that the ghosts will get pregnant, and then give birth to a ghost baby, this kind of ghost baby is very terrible, half human and half ghost, because it is not reincarnated in the six reincarnations, so it has no soul, only knows how to harm people's lives, and there is dry heaven, which is why Tsing Yi specially instructed this, He was afraid that I didn't control my thing for a while, so he specially instructed Mulan, who seemed to be much more rational than me.

Seeing that Mulan agreed, Tsing Yi entered the main burial chamber and began to prepare.

Tsing Yi is a master of Taoism, and the underworld marriage ceremony he prepared is completely different from most of the underworld marriage ceremonies in the yang world. In the underworld of the sun, in fact, the overall ceremony is similar to a normal marriage, but the protagonist of the wedding is indeed held by the deceased's brothers and sisters holding the deceased's "god card" on behalf of him and the other party to hold the wedding, and Tsing Yi's hand rules are different, he is in the sky, earth, and people on the three directions of the note please Shen Xiang, the heavenly position please "Sanqing", the status please the Emperor Xudu, the person please my high hall, and then let me and Hua Mulan kneel side by side in front of the three, Tsing Yi then wrote on a yellow paper note the eight characters of my and Mulan's birthday, As soon as the wooden sword was picked, the paper talisman suddenly burned, and Tsing Yi shouted loudly at this time: "Daomen Tsing Yi respectfully invites the three of heaven, earth and people, today for Ge Tianzhong and Hua Mulan to witness the underworld marriage, love across yin and yang, comparable to Jin Jian, I implore heaven, earth, and people to bless the newlywed!" ”

This ritual is very simple, but when Tsing Yi's words just fell, Hua Mulan and I kowtowed three times to each of the three people, and my chest suddenly became hot as soon as I got up, and I was trembling all over.

At this time, Mulan, who was kneeling beside me, seemed to feel something abnormal, so she stretched out her cold and slippery hand and grabbed my hand at once, feeling the coolness on that hand, I was a little more comfortable, and Mulan saw that I was not trembling and said softly: "It's Shoujie Sha who is opening up, you and I have become husband and wife, from today on, you will be my husband." ”

I was thrilled to take possession of this woman who made me fall in love at first sight, and I still feel a little unreal!

At this time, the blood that had been outside the main cemetery suddenly floated in, and said loudly: "Oh no, master, he's here!" ”

I was stunned and asked who was coming.

"It's the thing in the main grave."

Hua Mulan raised her eyebrows and said slowly: "I didn't expect its dog nose to be quite smart, and it saw through my plan so quickly!" ”

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