Chapter 107: Papaya

Now, Liu Ming finally can't continue to calm down, and the feeling of being bitten is really painful.

"Stinky girl, let go, you're a dog."

"I want you to take care of it, anyway, as long as you get angry with me, I will bite you."

Shi Ju said this scoundrelly, and wiped his mouth with a handkerchief.

"Stinky girl, don't you know if men and women kiss or not? You're still biting! ”

"Stinky Liuming, why do you call me a stinky girl, as if you are much older than me."

Liu Ming said unhappily: "Stinky girl, I'm older than you, why can't I call you stinky girl." ”

"Believe it or not, I'll bite you if you say it again."

Shi Ju threatened.

"Believe, after all, you've bitten once."

Liu Ming touched the tooth marks on his arm and said with some pain.

And if you don't believe it, maybe you'll be bitten again.

"That's right."

Shi Ju was a little embarrassed and disappointed.

Liu Ming looked at her disappointed appearance, and thought to himself that this girl really had a bad plan, so it was good to believe it herself.

Wang Sanshan and his entourage, who were hiding in the distance, felt a headache, couldn't they have a good chat before? Why is it arguing again.

And Shi Ju actually really bites, which makes them feel incredible.

"Stinky Liu Ming let me go, I also want to see the scenery."

"You can just sit there, there's no need to squeeze with me."

Liu Ming said helplessly, feeling that women are so troublesome.

"No, I want it!"

"Okay, whatever you want."

After speaking, Liu Ming moved his position, and Shi Ju sat up with a smile.

The two were the first to be so close that they could feel each other with their ears instead of seeing with their eyes.

But Liu Ming was obviously unhappy, and thought that Shi Ju had disturbed him and affected his appreciation of the great scenery of Hongluo Mountain.

This can't be blamed entirely on Liu Ming, the combined age of the two lives is in his thirties, and he completely regards Shi Ju as an ignorant little sister, not an object that can be loved.

Besides, Shi Ju is only in his teens, and in Liu Ming's previous life, he was almost a junior high school student, the age when he was coquettish in the arms of his parents.

For underage girls plotting against each other, you can learn about the criminal law.

I heard that it starts in three years, and the maximum is indefinite.

If Liu Ming was sitting next to a gentle and lovely young lady now, Liu Ming would definitely not think so.

Oh, men are so realistic.

But Shi Ju was red to the base of her neck, and she was the first time she sat so close to a man.

Even if that person is her nominal fiancΓ©, it is a privilege for girls to be shy.

The two of them sat quietly like this, feeling each other's breath, watching the stream keep moving forward with fallen leaves, counting how many red maples there were on the opposite side, not knowing when the white clouds would drift away.

Time is like flowing water, and before you know it, it is noon.

"Stinky Liuming, I'm hungry."

"When you're hungry, go and get food from the food box yourself, can you finish eating?"

"You are talking nonsense, how can I eat so much alone.

Stinky Liuming, where are you going? ”

Liu Ming said expressionlessly: "Take the food." ”

Shi Ju was still a little moved after hearing this, it turned out that this stinky Liu Ming would also be considerate.

Does Miss Ben want to just accept his kindness?

You want to use a hammer, Liu Ming brought out the food box that was still warm, and started eating alone, completely forgetting that there was still you.

"Bastard Liu Ming, why don't you call me!"

Shi Ju said angrily.

Liu Ming glanced at Shi Ju, opened his mouth and said, "You have hands and feet, come and eat by yourself when you are hungry, and you are not short of arms and legs." ”

"You're ......, bastard!"

"If you don't come again, I'll give you no leftovers, and throw away what you can't eat."

Liu Ming kindly persuaded.

Shi Ju still obediently went over, but she always grabbed vegetables with Liu Ming to eat, even if she didn't like it, as long as Liu Ming wanted to clip it, she would grab it.

"Girl, you're enough!"

Shi Ju pretended not to understand Liu Ming's explanation.

"If you force me again, be careful that I leave, leaving you alone in this wilderness, I heard that there is a big snake in this Hongluo Mountain, and it likes to eat people the most, and it will definitely like you with this kind of fine skin and tender meat.

When the time comes, it will wrap around you tightly first, slowly suffocate you to death, and by the way, crush the bones of your body inch by inch, and then swallow it from head to toe.

There is one less person named Shi Ju in this world. ”

That's right, of course Liu Ming is scaring Shi Ju, who told Shi Ju to always rob him.

And how can there be any big snakes and beasts in this Hongluo Mountain, if there is, will the princess rest assured?

What's more, there is still watching from a distance, and nothing big can happen.

He succeeded, and Shi Ju was indeed frightened.

But the more Shi Ju listened, the more frightened she became, her heart reached her throat, and Liu Ming said it so vividly that she really believed that there was a big snake that ate people in Hongluo Mountain, and she cried with a wow.

Why are you crying, this is the voice of three men within a radius of one mile.

Shi Ju cried louder and louder, as if he wanted to vent all his grievances.

"Don't cry, there is no man-eating snake in Hongluo Mountain, I lied to you."

Liu Ming sincerely apologized, he didn't expect Shi Ju's reaction to be so violent.

"Stinky Liu Ming, you actually lied to me, I just want to cry, crying makes you upset."

Shi Ju said while soaking away his tears, and then began to cry again, crying so heartbreakingly.

"Okay, I'll tell you a poem about your name, and you'll cry."

Liu Ming said with a headache.

Shi Ju said with a crying voice: "I don't care, what do you say first?" ”

"The name of the poem is papaya.

Vote for me with papaya, and repay it with Qiongju. Bandit retribution, always think it is good!

Vote for me with a peach, and repay it with Qiong Yao. Bandit retribution, always think it is good!

Vote for me with Mu Li, and repay it with Qiongjiu. Bandit retribution, always think it is good! ”

The evil plagiarism dog, the masterpiece of the pre-Qin.

"That's nice, is this poem written specifically for me?"

"Almost, anyway, you're the first person in the world to hear it, and it's also designed to make you happy."

Liu Ming said indifferently.

Shi Ju burst into tears and smiled, and said sweetly: "Brother Ming, thank you, I like this poem very much, I must read it to my father and aunts when I go back." ”

What Liu Ming is thinking about is what idea this girl is holding back, she usually calls him stinky Liu Ming, bastard Liu Ming.

First of all, the soldiers will not move, and the changes will not change.

"Brother Ming, what do you want?"

"It's nothing, I'm just thinking that if you read this poem to your parents, can you still get out of the marriage?"

"Why do you want to quit, the person who can write this poem is definitely a man with affection and righteousness, and Brother Ming is willing to apologize for the girl, so I don't want to quit the marriage.

My mother once said that if I met someone who was willing to apologize to a girl, I would be lucky to marry him.

Only such a person will treat us women sincerely, and my father can't sit on this. ”

"I'm not, I want to divorce you."

Liu Ming shattered Shi Ju's illusions about him in an instant.

"Bastard Liu Ming!"

Shi Ju is really angry, and it's the fury of thunder!