Yimeng Mountains

It has always been a place of outstanding people, a place of great treasures, and there have been many people with lofty ideals since ancient times, far away, the high-foot Zengzi of Confucius in the Spring and Autumn Period, the sage Wang Xizhi of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Zhuge Liang, the political and military strategist of the Three Kingdoms, Yan Zhenqing, the calligrapher of the Tang Dynasty, and the national hero Zuo Guigui of the Qing Dynasty...... Recently, there are tens of thousands of martyrs who died generously for the liberation of the national independent country, and they and countless martyrs of the Chinese nation have 'thrown their heads and shed their blood' to lay the foundation for today's prosperity and prosperity of the country.

How good is this Yimeng scenery and customs, it is sung in "Yimeng Mountain Minor", which is really good, but in this place where Zhong Ling Shenxiu and conquered the world and created the world, there is such a second-rate son as me, in our local dialect, whose ancestral grave does not have a crooked neck tree.

Let's talk about it briefly

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Name, Erdan, the name given to me by my talented father, Erdan, is actually nothing special, it is the meaning of two balls in the man's crotch, I think this name is very gentlemanly, and it is also very masculine, but I am surnamed Shao, and the homonym of 'Shao' is' Shao Erdan called more and became less Erdan, and the man had two less eggs in his crotch, wouldn't he become a eunuch, his grandmother's, anyway, he became two eggs, and he lost two eggs, and he would be called, so I was very glad that my father didn't have a cramp when he named me at that time, and gave me names such as cow eggs and sheep eggs, because there are still dogs in my village.

No further ado

My second egg was born in the mid-80s of the last century in the Yimeng Mountains of Shangen Village, our ancestors are also very cultured, because our village is located at the foot of the Autumn Mountain, the village is built according to the roots of the mountain, simply, our village is called Shangen Village, which is somewhat similar to the origin of Chinese characters, in fact, I think the name of this village is really bad, and it has brought me a lot of troubles and pain, because when I went to school, my classmates always laughed at me from the mountains, and now Lao Tzu thinks about it, I am so angry that my teeth itch, hey, these have long been in the past, or don't talk about it.

Speaking of going to school, my grades are the same as the mountains in the east of my village, it can be said that it is a barren, and the grass does not grow, so I didn't have to go to school after graduating from junior high school, and the secondary school doesn't want me, unless I'm willing to go to the voluntary toilet cleaning, they can also consider reluctantly accepting me, they are stupid when I am, they are willing to let me be a second egg, go to high school, that is even more scoreless, at that time we didn't popularize high school, bad grades, get out, honestly go home and farm, in fact, I don't blame anyone, and I can't say that I accept fate, Who asked me to make those bricks that secretly dismantled the girls' toilets when I was in school, threw the girls' washed underwear out of the wall, and tried to molest the female teacher's lack of morality, if I wanted to say it myself, no one could complain.

So, as soon as I graduated from junior high school, I intuitively carried the table and chair and hummed the waves and went home, I admit that I did a good job of this, unlike those who have no interest and want to go to school crying and wiping their tears, and they can't kick away from the school, I really disdain to look at them, garbage.

I think about going home first to contract its ten acres and eight acres of land, raising it a dozen piglets, herding it with a flock of sheep, being an aspiring young man in the village, and then begging for a mother-in-law and giving birth to a child, that day will be very pleasant and enviable.

But, but! Reality! It always caught me off guard.

Two months after returning home, I found that I had become a second-rate child in the village, and at the age of sixteen or seventeen, I became an older young man in the village, because most of the people in the village who were the same age as me went out to work to earn money, and the family was a little better to get a wife, and even had a son to be a father, while I was nesting at home and not going out of the door like a yellow flower girl, occasionally going out, I would be ridiculed by the neighbor's seven aunts and eight mothers-in-law, two eggs, singles, and your stupid uncle can't get a wife, okay, I admit it, Who let me have three uncles, two bachelors, they have always been the laughing stock of my village, although I admit it in my heart, but I don't admit defeat, I always say to them, 'When I go to school, the girls who want to be my second wife line up, I don't agree' The neighbors' sister-in-law, second sister-in-law, and third sister-in-law always laugh at me, 'Erdan, why don't you bring back one for us to see, don't brag if you don't have this ability'

"I'll bring it back in a few days for you to see, sisters-in-law give me long eyes," I said shamelessly.

"You talked all day about a few days and a few days, and I haven't seen you bring one back after a few months, I don't think you're a second egg, you're a big fool."

"You" these always like to make me so angry that they won't give up, every time I go home in frustration, and then lie on the bed and scold, 'You have been our neighbors for so many years, Seeing that I didn't ask my wife not to help introduce a and laugh at me' during that time I was really worried that I would become a single, because I went to school late, I was sixteen or seventeen years old when I graduated from junior high school, and I was really not small in the countryside, so it was really not a way, my father seemed to understand my heart, several times Tosi neighbor's sister-in-law gave me Zhang Luomen family affairs, and it was a chicken slaughter cow, and finally because my family was a little poor, there were two bachelor uncles in the door, the reputation was not good, some words did not say that people did not see it and broke up, because the neighbor sister-in-law ate a lot of old hens in my house, as the saying goes, take people with short hands, eat people with short mouths, or give me two eggs to introduce it into a family businessIn the end, the sister-in-law of the western neighbor worked hard to find a girl from there, not to pick a family, not to pick a character, willing to do anything, my father was happy to die, he informed all his relatives to go to my house to drink when I went on a blind date, he felt that this was his son Erdan, the time to glorify the ancestors, who knows, the day of the blind date only to know, the girl is a mentally handicapped fool, with a mouth of Halazi, no wonder she is willing to do anything, The neighbor's sister-in-law pulled me into the back room and kept persuading me, don't look at her stupidity, just give birth to a big fat boy for you, you are not old enough, you are not small, you will just live it, this is fate.

I heard these words and blood suddenly rushed to my brain, I kicked open the door of the house and ran out of the door, scolding in my heart, looking down on people, I don't say that I am also a junior high school graduate, how can I find a fool, so look at flat people, if I was working hard when I was in school, I went to secondary school or high school, and I would be your village chief in a short time, what bullshit is lifeless, Lao Tzu does not believe in life, I don't want to be a fool.

I ran out of the gate for a long time, and my sister-in-law didn't forget to chase after me and shouted, 'You stupid bastard, you will go down for another year and a half, you can't ask for such a stupid wife, you and your two stupid uncles will be singles together, there is no one in your family who understands'

"Leave that fool to your son, I don't want it" I thought this sentence was so useful that for a long, long time no one in the village introduced me to family affairs, not even a joke and pretended to mention family affairs to me, even if it was a fool!

Don't be a fool wife is my whole family agreed, marry a fool, if you have a stupid son, our family will really be ruined, that time was really sad, in addition to sleeping in the sun to dry the eggs, occasionally go out and meet peers leading the beautiful mother-in-law in the village to wander around, I will not come forward to say hello, but hide far away, my father and my mother are carrying a lot of pressure, they are both honest farmers did not mix any family property for me, if I can't get a wife, they will not die blind, My mother always secretly wiped her tears when I couldn't see, but my father was very optimistic about me, and every time he ate, he would touch my eyebrows and say to my mother, 'How blessed you are to look at the child, the eyebrows are thick and thick, we will definitely have a future in the future'

Every time my mother will scold my father, 'I can't even find a wife, and I don't blame you for your lack of ability, and my son is also implicated in bad luck'

When I heard this, my dad would always be angry, and he would usually throw the bowl in his hand and scold'~#¥%...... And then I added that my son is promising, 'I'm used to it.'

After a while, I also wanted to open, although I can't compare with the above-mentioned ancestors, and even mention it together is to tarnish the reputation of the ancestors, but I am more than one meter and seven big, in my village this is also a big man at the level of Yao Ming, and he has a duck egg face, Danfeng eyes, and it can be regarded as a pearl round and jade, and the jade tree is in the wind, although the skin is a little darker, and the eyebrows are a little thicker, so I don't have to worry about not being able to get a wife, no interest.

In the next half a year, my grand plan, covering the land, herding sheep, feeding the piglets without the support of the family, all in vain, at this time my father can't sit still, my father is my father's son, this tall cheekbones with a begging grimace like a lean stubborn old man blocked my door and scolded my father for a day and a night, this stubborn old man can't be pulled into the house when he dies, he scolded my father roughly meaning like this:

"It is said that the rich are not more than three generations, the poor are only three generations, and the second generation is the third generation, and now not only is it not prominent, but it can't even ask for a wife, you want my old man to cut off his children and grandchildren, and I will die in a few years, how can I explain to my ancestors, you can also let the second egg go to the city to work and earn money, hey, I think that in a few years, our Shao family is going to break the incense......"

Two single sons, and now multiple single grandchildren, think about what happened to my father, it's really a misfortune for the family.

My father is honest and honest, my father scolded him and he usually didn't say a word, I didn't care if he didn't scold me anyway, I lay on the bed leisurely and thought, 'Don't lie to people, go out to work, if I can't get along in the village, then wouldn't it be even more finished when I go to the city, so I won't let you go out to work.'"

Those most difficult days, fortunately there is a black egg, black egg, not my brother, not my brother, it is a, I declare that our relationship is very pure, just because she will not laugh at me for being a little single, it was not called black egg before, I think I have read the book for a few years with some ink in my stomach, and gave it a rather foreign name, because it is black all over the body without a trace of other colors, as the name ' African black', but this name is not easy to accept, in the end there is no way, simply take the loudest word in my name 'egg', its biggest feature is black, and then it was called black egg, at that time the black egg was my best friend, we are tired of playing together every day, climbing the mountain behind the village together, touching the fish in the river, that period of the most painful and confused days in the company of the black egg added a bit of beauty.