002: Guarding Love
Ma Hao Hao was woken up by a bucket of cold water.
The cold liquid touched her skin, and she immediately woke up from her slumber.
Before she could sort out the current situation, she saw a magnified girl's face.
The big-faced owner tugged at her neckline with one hand, pointed to her nose with the other, and closed her lips without knowing what he was saying.
From the angle of Ma Haohao, you can only see two swarthy nostrils and the acne with white pulp on the girl's chin.
Ma Hao was dizzy, and it took a while to finally hear the girl's voice.
"I asked you to pretend to be weak, and you pretend to be you! Tell you this trick didn't work for me! β
"Chen slowly, I warn you, don't let me see you pestering Lin Zhao again, and hit you once when I see you!"
Ma Hao felt uncomfortable with such a contact beyond a safe distance, and the other party tugged at her neckline, leaving her breathless.
She struggled for a moment, barely pulling a few centimeters away from the girl who was dragging her nostrils, and then she saw the true face of the big face.
At first glance, I feel even more inexplicable.
The nostrils girl wore a simple ponytail, the light makeup on her face could not cover the freckles on her cheeks, and she was wearing a blue and white winter school uniform.
What do you think...... Are they all simple high school girls?
Ma Hao Hao glanced at the other girls around him with his peripheral vision, although the hairstyles were different, but the rustic school uniforms and nostrils on his body were like a withdrawal.
Ma Hao was dizzy and shook his head in an effort to concentrate.
She heard the nostrils girl keep repeating what "Chen slowly" and what "Lin Zhao", so she racked her brains and thought about it.
But she really didn't know "Chen Slowly" and "Lin Zhao".
I really can't figure out how I offended these female high school students?
Ma Hao felt that the two sides should have a good talk.
There must be some misunderstanding in this!
She pulled the corners of her mouth and smiled at the other party: "Hello classmates, it's all a misunderstanding." Could you please let me go first? β
Reach out and don't hit the smiling person, when you don't know what is going on, it's always right to smile. Ma Hao Hao is convinced of this.
However, people's ideals are full, and the reality is often very cruel.
As soon as Ma said his words, the air around him froze.
"Huh?" The nostrils girl's expression wandered in anger and disbelief, showing an eerie distortion.
A few female classmates on the side who seemed to be her accomplices also showed indescribable strange expressions.
When I went, I didn't see that Chen was so bold. Her smile, which is uglier than crying, is it a provocation, right?
It must be a provocation!
Driven by such thoughts, several accomplices had sneers on their faces again.
And the nostril girl, apparently, thought of a piece with her accomplices. Her eyebrows were raised high, and her eyes were burning with anger, and she was so frightened to see it.
The neckline of the hemp is pulled tighter.
As a result, she could only see the girl's nostrils again.
"Fuck you and try laughing again?" The girl in her nostrils was furious, and her breath was all on her face.
Ma Hao wrinkled his nose, sighed helplessly, and was about to speak to explain, when a few lines of text popped up in his mind.
[System: Hey, host, you're awake!] γ
[System: Ahhhh Ξ£(Β°β³Β°|||) οΈ΄γ
[System: Ahhhh!!h γ
Ma Haohao: "......"
Ma looked at the strings of "ahhhh!!h And "Ξ£(Β°β³Β°|||) οΈ΄ββ¦β¦
So, who's panicking?
[System: Dear host Dada, below is the "Guardian Love" system from the end galaxy, you can call it "Xiao Shou" below. γ
[System: That's right, yesterday your character's grudge value reached 1,000,000 points, and there was a riot that I had never seen before.] In order to resolve the resentment of the character, the end galaxy specially binds the "guardian love" system for you, that is, under me, invite the host to return to the world in the book, and strive to complete the happy ending. Here, the terminal galaxy wishes the host success and return to the real world as soon as possible! [Sprinkle flowers]]
[System: In addition, a bunch of sky-scuring monkeys have been specially prepared for the host in the lower part to celebrate the encounter between the host and the lower ones, does the host accept it?] γ
Ma listened to the fast-forward 1.5x speed machine sound: "......"
It turns out that this is the legendary "long story short".
She is no longer able to complain that the "Sky Monkey" is mocking her "Why don't you go to the sky", or the system is simply stupid and sweet.
Because here, there is a 1.5x speed nagging in her mind that has been balabala:
"Host, host, if you don't speak, you'll accept it."
"Host host, isn't the Sky Monkey particularly good-looking, when will we watch it together?"
"Host, host, this world is your world, you are a passerby who does not deserve a name."
"Host Host ......"
On the other side, the nostrils girl who didn't wait for Ma Hao to provoke again also began to balabala:
"Chen slowly, people like you are not worthy of him at all!"
"Do you know how many people like Lin Zhao, and they don't look in the mirror to see what they look like!"
"Green tea, don't show up in front of him in the future, do you hear me?"
"I ...... old lady"
It's like having two flies, one "buzzing" in your ears and the other burrowing into your head.
Ma Hao thought of Tang Seng in "Journey to the West" for a moment, and it turned out that his brain was about to be annoyed.
Ma has a good temper, at least it's not like the Supreme Treasure, and he wants to knock the system and the girl in front of him away with a stick.
She just took a deep breath and asked politely, "Excuse me, are you done?" β
The air froze again.
γ......γThe system is as quiet as a chicken.
"Shhh
The nostrils girl glared angrily: "Chen slowly, what did you say?" β
Ma Hao thoughtfully slowed down his speech and repeated: "I said: Have you finished speaking, it's very noisy." β
......] The system struggles to reduce its presence, and it feels that the host may be beaten. (β_β)
"Shhh
TMD, Chen is slowly a wolf, dare to be so horizontal in this situation?
"......" dragged the nostrils of the girl with hemp clothes, and her face turned from red to blue, and from green to red.
She grinded her cheeks, and finally loosened Ma Haohao's collar fiercely, and pushed Ma Hao to the ground: "Heh, Chen slowly, I think you are toasting and not eating and drinking!" β
"If I don't give you some color, you won't know how to write my three words Zhang Xiaoxia!"
She widened her eyes, took a key from her pocket, and swirled it between her fingers as if to show off.
"See? I know I'm scared. Now you're crying and begging me, and I won't let you go! β
She said and spat at a good mouthful of saliva, raised her hand and waved it in the air, making a big style like the eldest sister in the TV series: "Damn, let's go!" You just stay in this place crying until dawn tomorrow, and see if you dare to be so arrogant by then! β
The girls laughed out loud with her movements, and also let go of a few cruel words like the eldest sister.
"No one will save you if you cut your throat!"
"You can spend the night with the rat at night hahaha~"
"Oops, I'm so scared~"
Ma Haohao: "......"
A group of people walked out of the gate with a loud bang, slamming the door with a loud bang and bursting into laughter.
Ma listened carefully to their voices fading away, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
It's quiet, and the high school girls are terrible.