Chapter 310: He Must Be Jealous of Me!
At this moment, the water stains in the captain's room, the whole person was soaked, his lips were tightly pursed, and he couldn't stop trembling, his eyes were full of grievances, and the water that kept dripping from his face was bound to hide his tears.
The four people behind him trembled in unison, and Wang Chen immediately made a sincere face and said, "Professor, there is actually a misunderstanding here. ”
The other three nodded their heads in unison.
In the eyes of everyone, he was still cold and ruthless, and said again: "Since you are so courageous, you must have been ready to bear the consequences." ”
"No, no, no, Professor, this is completely explainable." Wang Chen waved his hands together.
The other three nodded in unison again, their faces showing a kind of innocence like that of a schoolboy at the same time, only Bai Bai was still as stunned as if he had received a huge blow.
"Explain? I don't think there's any reason to explain your behavior. And in my opinion, punishment is more important than explanation. Dafang looked at everyone coldly.
Wang Chen was considering whether to throw the monkey out as a scapegoat, but he quickly gave up this idea, which was not beneficial to the status quo at all.
He turned his brain quickly, thinking about it, it is better to take advantage of the fact that he is here now, a direct showdown may be a good way, Wang Chen still has confidence in Dafang after all, he thinks that if Dafang realizes now that he has a problem with himself, maybe Dafang himself will be able to deal with the female ghost at that time, Wang Chen gritted his teeth and said: "Professor, something has happened on the ship recently, I think your state, not too much, not too ......"
Wang Chen's words reached his throat but he couldn't speak, and his generous and cold gaze made him swallow his saliva.
Wang Chen interrupted his speech, but the other person blew up.
At this moment, the white face covered in urine, completely erupted in the previous silence, he slammed the basin in his hand into the ground, and roared madly: "Old bastard! I will die with you!! ”
Bai opened his arms and rushed towards the old demon, he wanted to let the old bastard in front of him also taste what he was like now!
The white and crazy rushed towards the old demon!
"Heh~"
A chuckle came, and a woman's vague figure appeared in front of the big face, she bent the middle finger of her right hand, and flicked it towards the white, and countless air currents appeared, and those air currents quickly blew through the white body, rolling up all the liquid on the surface of his body and the ground behind him, towards the door, like raindrops.
"Ah!!!!h Camcham, who was hiding on the outside, reacted the fastest, she saw that her little face was blue, and she rushed out of the terrifying range of the mist.
But the other three were not so lucky, at the moment when their faces just turned iron-blue.
A large number of water droplets, like rain hitting plantains, rushed to their faces, slamming their heads and covering their faces, and the three of them immediately became exactly the same as the leather monkeys just now, and the liquid dripped from their jaws and hair.
At this moment, the whiteness that was still in the air was instantly sober up the moment he saw the woman appear, his little face became distorted by panic, and he waved his hands wildly trying to change the trajectory of his flutter, and all he could think about now was to escape from this woman.
Bai Bai showed an amazing side at this critical moment, he actually forced his body in the air, directly changed the direction, Bai Bai couldn't care about the joy in his heart, although at the moment of the catastrophe, he finally touched some flying fur, but now is not the time to be happy, escape genius is the most critical.
The white blessing of the heart miraculously made him change the landing point of his parabola, and he was sure to rush out of the door.
Suddenly, he was shocked to find that Yang Cong outside actually rose into the air! This guy is so awesome that he realized the skill of flying at the same time as himself?
Then, seeing that Yang Cong was actually flying inside, he still had a frightened expression on his face.
"Nope! I don't want it! Help me! Bai Wai realized the reason, and he floated in the air towards the two people outside the door, stretched out his hands for help, and waved in horror.
Bang!
After Yang Cong was caught by the woman in the air, the hatch automatically closed tightly, completely isolating Wang Chen and Xiaohu from the door.
"What should I do?" Wang Chen asked Xiaohu tentatively.
"Ahh It hurts me to death! Bai Bai cried loudly inside
Bang bang bang!
The continuous sound of stir-fried meat on bamboo boards made a big splash in the hatch.
"I'm not going in," Xiaohu's head shook quickly.
Moments later, the two men, who had been beaten badly, threw out of the hatch that suddenly opened again.
"Let's go take a bath first," Wang Chen picked up one from the ground and suggested to Xiaohu.
Xiaohu nodded, and also grabbed one from the ground.
The two of them each carried a chirping boy and walked to the men's bathroom.
Chamciam didn't dare to be alone, she could only hold the snow mouse, cowering and waiting outside the man's bathroom door.
Thankfully, it didn't take long to rinse up, and Camcham's fear lasted only a short time.
The five of them returned to the dining room, and Chamcham leaned listlessly on the table, his little hands rubbing the white fur of the gopher. The two boys who were beaten, because of the severe pain in their buttocks, had to lie on both ends of the dining table, and their mouths kept humming and chirping.
"What now?" Wang Chen looked at a few people with a frown, asking for opinions.
"Why didn't the old monster beat you???" The white skin was full of anger, and the resentment in his chest could not help but gush out, and tears couldn't help but flow out.
Wang Chen was a little embarrassed, and he didn't know if he was laughing or what, he said softly: "That's not the urine of the two of you...... so it's also the two of you who are beaten, there's nothing wrong with it, if you want to open some, you usually get beaten, it's a lot, it's not bad this time." ”
"Then why don't you fight Xiaohu! He too! And he's the one who pees the most! "White and furious. Not suffering from a small number but suffering from unevenness, which has been well reflected at this moment.
Wang Chen pursed his lips and said, "Xiaohu is an adult, how can the professor spank an adult's butt, this is not a lesson and punishment, but an insult." It is certainly not possible to use the same means for adults and children. ”
"Then why didn't that lawyer get beaten? That guy is the worst peer I've ever met, and he deserves to be beaten even more! Bai Cai's heart was uneven, and he cried out loudly.
Wang Chen shook his head and said, "He is not a student of the professor, of course there is no reason to do this." ”
"Didn't the old monster say he killed someone? Then why not punish him? Bai Bai was indignant in his heart, and the tears of grievance in his eyes were still flowing.
"Because that lawyer is as underage as you, that's the key reason." Wang Chen sighed.
"I was beaten because I listened to you! You deserve to be beaten too! Bai Hao really felt extremely wronged, and blamed Wang Chen loudly.
Wang Chen saw that the skin monkey was extremely aggrieved and his eyes were covered with tears, and he couldn't help but start to comfort this kid: "Okay, good, my fault, it's my fault, I should also be beaten, I owe you a favor, I must remember, okay?" And Xiaohu and I may also be recorded in the account by the professor, maybe when, we will have to settle the account, and it may be worse than you at that time. ”
"Humph!" The white man with tears on his face turned his head, not wanting to look at him, and the sharp pain on his buttocks was still piercing.
"Alas, it's useless to just complain about me now, no matter how much you complain about me, that female ghost is still fine. We should brainstorm and see what is happening in front of us, and how to solve it is true. Wang Chen persuaded again.
"Teacher, are you really possessed by a demon?" Camcham's head suddenly looked up.
"Uh...... Although I don't believe it either, his state must be very wrong, and I think the possibility of possession is not small. Wang Chen was stunned, but he couldn't believe that his thoughts soon took over again.
"Possess a fart! The old monster is sober! The bastards of the whole universe combined, they are not as sinister as this old bastard! He already has a dominatrix on him, and with the two of them together, how can a female ghost dare to possess him! Bai Bai suddenly scolded.
"How do you tell?" Wang Chen immediately asked.
"I didn't see it! But I just know! "White and angry.
"Are you a little arbitrary, as far as I can perceive, Mr.'s room is the place where the yin qi of the whole ship gathers the most, and I personally think that it is very likely to be possessed." Xiaohu suddenly questioned loudly.
"! There's a fart that has a yin energy, and I've never felt any yin energy! I think you must have colluded with the old demon to fix us together! Bai Wai turned his head and yelled at the little tiger.
"Eh, how can you talk like that? Now that unity is the most important thing, how can we get through this difficult time without working together? Wang Chen frowned and reprimanded.
"The old demon is definitely not controlled! He's just trying to beat me! The old bastard just doesn't like me! He must be jealous that I'm smarter than him! It must be so! "The white aggrieved can't do it, and tears flowed down his face.
Wang Chen couldn't help but be speechless, this kid's emotions were too excited, he immediately began to change the topic to distract Bai Yao's attention, and said, "How can you tell that the professor is not controlled?" You have to have a reason, right? ”
"Isn't that simple? That woman just now was a terrible pervert! How can any female ghost jump away from that dominatrix to possess the old monster! Don't forget, the woman just now jumped out of her own accord! There is really a female ghost, she was hacked to death by her first thunder! Bai Bai snorted coldly with his nose, feeling that he had discovered the truth.
"Then tell me, how should that female ghost explain? Don't forget that all three of you have seen it, but Xiaohu and I have not met. Wang Chen asked.
Bai Ai was speechless when asked, when he caught the dog, he did see something white, flashing in the distance, coupled with Yang Cong's narration, he naturally thought that it was a female ghost at that time.
Bai Hao still said stiffly: "Then it may be that I am wrong, are you also wrong?" ”
Faced with the white question, Yang Cong shook his head on the dining table, and said, "I really saw it, I can see it very clearly, don't ask me if it's okay, I'm scared." ”
"I saw it too, it's a female ghost in white." Camcham buried her head and whispered, the white fur of the snow mole ravaged by her.
Seeing this, Wang Chen knew that it would be useless to continue talking, so he proposed: "In this way, I failed once just now, and the professor must be on guard, and if he is too anxious, he will think about it just now, which is self-defeating." Why don't we wait a little longer, at least until you two are healed, how about it? ”
"I don't dare sleep alone...... "Chamcham whispered again.
Wang Chen frowned when he heard this, the most inconvenient thing here is indeed her, Yang Cong and Bai Hao can sleep in one room, he and Xiaohu are no problem, but Chamcham can only sleep alone, in this case, Wang Chen asked himself if he would be furious if he was alone, let alone a little girl.
"In this way, we are all together, whether it is the control room or the restaurant, anyway, choosing a place is nothing more than a few floors, and there are many people to take care of, and then you can also think about getting the salt out of the food synthesizer, and it is always right to prepare with one more hand." After Wang Chen thought about it, he proposed again.
When everyone thinks about it, that's all there is to it.
"I'm so hungry, I'm gone! How do we get by! I don't want to eat grass~~~! Bai Hao thought of another trouble, and began to howl again.
Everyone was silent when they heard this.
In the end, Wang Chen had some experience, after all, he had watched a lot of movies, and he proposed: "It's better for us to use a food synthesizer to process the grass, maybe the taste will be better." ”
The snow gopher's eyes darkened: sure enough, these despicable humans will not let go of their rations after all......
As Wang Chen stuffed a large handful of forage into the food synthesizer, the machine began to work, and after a burst of noise, the discharge port of the synthesizer pulled out a lump of slimy, green gelatinous substance.
"This ......" Wang Chen looked at the contents of the plate and hesitated.
He looked at Xiaohu, Xiaohu decisively lowered his head, Wang Chen looked at Yang Cong again, Yang Cong turned his head to the other side without hesitation, and the white and Tianyuan girls looked even more disgusted, and they didn't look at what was in Wang Chen's hand.
Wang Chen had no choice but to take the lead, he picked up the spoon on the side, scooped a spoonful of the green viscous substance in the plate, and sent it to his mouth.
When the green goo touched his taste buds, an indescribable smell violently hit his senses, and this taste was simply unforgettable.
Wang Chen felt it, and suddenly found that the other four people were secretly observing their faces at the moment, which made him suddenly recall a scene, which was a scene of eating generously and indifferently.
The next moment, Wang Chen focused on his eyebrows, chewed two bites seriously, and then swallowed the green sticky substance vigorously, and in an instant, a burst of bright sunshine appeared on his face, and he smacked his mouth and said: "This taste is simply amazing!" ”
"Come on! I don't believe you've tasted it! Wang Chen smiled, picked up the four spoons, snapped them, and slapped them in front of the four people.
"I'll do some more" Wang Chen turned around and walked towards the metal hay box.
The four of them looked at each other, skeptical, after all, they could not bear the hunger in their stomachs, raised their hands and reached for the metal spoons, and each dug a lump, but did not eat it immediately.
Instead, I put it next to my nose and smelled it, but the food synthesizer belongs to cutting-edge science and technology, so naturally there will be no unpleasant smell.
Seeing the three of them like this, Xiaohu shook his head and directly put the spoon into his mouth, he was stunned at first, then raised his eyebrows, pursed his lips and pulled out the spoon, chewed a few bites and swallowed it.
Seeing Sanxiao's gaze, Xiaohu smiled faintly and said, "This taste is indeed beyond my expectations."
Seeing this, Sanxiao finally couldn't help it, and the green sticky matter was quickly sent into his mouth.
The white one was the most anxious, and he ate it all in one bite, and then, suddenly, I saw that his little face turned green!
"Ah!! Phew!! Oh, my God! What does it taste like!! I'm whoa, whoa! Bai Bai screamed and vomited wildly.
Not only him, but also Yang Cong and Chamcham, their faces were also pale, and they spat on the ground, the taste of this food was like a nightmare to them, and it was extremely terrifying.
Wang Chen turned around and looked at the appearance of the three little guys, with a smile on his face, such an impressive taste, he enjoyed it alone, wouldn't it be too much and a pity.
"Good things, you have to share them, hahaha." Wang Chen looked up to the sky and laughed
The three of them raised their heads and glared, but they soon realized that Xiaohu was the most insidious one in this! turned to Xiaohu with a hateful gaze!
Seeing this, Xiaohu smiled slightly: "I reminded you, and I said that it was indeed beyond my expectations." ”
"You're out of soul!" The white little face was furious, picked up the plate and smashed it at him.
In this way, time passed in fear, starvation, having to swallow junk food, and occasionally laughing.
What everyone couldn't predict was that Wang Chen's joke about being generously settled was about to come true.