"You don't know this Senior Brother Lu, my volume is not something that anyone can do, and I am not interested in handing it over to him if I don't enter the inner door. ”

"And if you can make my volume from one year old to ten years old, it means that this person is either a genius and entered the inner door early, or he has a noble status and is the heir of an elder, anyway, no matter which one makes my volume, I have to make friends with the younger brother, and I should hug my thighs as soon as possible!"

Dou Shan smiled.

"High!" Lu Yuan couldn't help but give Dou Shan a thumbs up when he heard this.

"What do you mean by being over thirty?"

"Over thirty years old, this is not until I am over thirty years old to make my volume, it means that this person is not good, and the inner door that he entered is not worth my continued follow-up, and I will not bother to continue to dig up the things on his body this kind of person!" Dou Shan spread his hands.

"Insightful!" Lu Yuan thought for a while, and found that Dou Shan's thinking was very clear, and he couldn't help but admire.

Xiao Ling didn't know that Xiao Ling was trembling his right hand, bending his fingers into a sword, carrying Jiuyao True Qi, tremblingly writing the word "A" on the back of the first question.

"This Nima bull's head is not in the horse's mouth, what is the good avenue mentioned earlier, and this year's Gui Geng popped up coldly in the back?"

Then he endured the feeling of vomiting blood and continued to look down.

The second question of the comprehensive aptitude test is still a multiple-choice question:

For thousands of years, the sages of Baiyu Mountain have gone forward and succeeded on the road of pursuing martial arts, and after a thousand years, there is a legacy that our descendants will not sit on and enjoy.

Nowadays, Baiyu Mountain is a great cause, with thousands of outer disciples, thousands of inner disciples, and tens of millions of disciples pursuing the steps of this sage, and going farther and farther on the road of martial arts.

So I would like to ask: How many do you still eat?

A: One scoop of food and one scoop of drink.

B: A basket of steamed buns and a jar of water.

C: Slaughter nine cattle for a furnace.

Ding: What to eat, of course, is to cultivate immortals.

"Poof!"

Xiao Ling knows it, this is not a serious test paper, the last sentence also praised the sages who dedicated themselves to martial arts in Baiyu Mountain, boasting of tens of millions of disciples, and the next sentence asked you how many bowls of a meal?

What the hell is this, doesn't he speak without a twist?

Sure enough, Xiao Ling continued to look down, and none of the questions were serious, which made Xiao Ling feel that she was not a serious person.

The third question of the comprehensive aptitude test is still a multiple-choice question:

There are 3,000 weak waters, but only one scoop is taken today; Tianyan is forty-nine, and the avenue lacks one. There are thousands of cultivators in the world, and there are countless ways to cultivate martial arts.

Standing on the sky, it can be said that the hardships are sweet, the cultivation is right, and the wish to enter is halfway through, so may I ask, the mood of you doing such a volume now is with seven points ____ three points ____.

The most appropriate entry to fill in the underlined section in order is:

A: Pride, regret.

B: Helplessness, sadness.

C: Sentimental, complaining.

Ding: Proud, ashamed.

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Question 8 of the personality test, or multiple-choice questions:

What is the meaning of martial arts? Martial arts cultivation is what is sought?

A: Immortality.

B: Immortality.

C: High-end atmosphere on the grade, low-key luxury has connotation.

Ding: Crazy and cool hanging and bombing, cold, glamorous, noble and down-to-earth.

Originally, Xiao Ling thought that the title would be gone here, so she flipped over the scroll casually, and Xiao Ling found that there were still words on the back of the last scroll, and it was capitalized and bold!!

It wasn't until Xiao Ling saw the last option that a thought lingered in her mind.

"Can I curse?"

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Additional questions, the right questions:

Please rate your satisfaction with this test, and do you think the author of this paper is a ____ person?

The most appropriate entry to fill in the underlined section in order is:

A: Ten points, the jade tree is handsome and chic.

B: Ten points, Yan is like Song Yu, and looks better than Pan An.

C: Ten points, personable, and talented.

Ding: All of the above are true.

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"There was once a sincere feeling in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it, and there is nothing more painful in the world than this. If Heaven could give me a chance to do it again, I would say three words to that person."

"!"

"If I had to add an action before this sentence, I hope it would be the kind that sucks him with a big mouth, to death!"

Handing the scroll back to Dou Shan, Xiao Ling stood on the square and looked up at the main hall of the sect at forty-five degrees, crying in the wind.

The other five people also handed the scroll back to Dou Shan, and looked at each other very consciously, they didn't know how many times they had looked at each other along the way, and they had seen all the feces!

Xiao Ling once again clearly saw the same emotions as herself in the eyes of the other five people.

Just one word.

"I'll fuck your uncle's stinky shame!"

It's a pity that the cultivation is not as good as people, what can I do, but I can't beat it, so I can't bear it!

"Little Lingzi, what did you say at the beginning?"

Li Mu quietly moved to Xiao Ling's side, pushed Xiao Ling with his arm, and asked quietly.

"What?"

Li Mou's small movements interrupted Xiao Ling's perfect forty-five degrees to look up at the sky, and he glanced at the little fat man suspiciously.

"What's that, what's that?" Li Mu scratched his ears and cheeks, and couldn't tell for a while.

"Xiao Ling said: There are friends from afar, not chaotic, with bricks, on the head, not to die??"

Xiao Ling said uncertainly, anyway, this is his voice at this time, as for whether it is the answer that the little fat man wants, he doesn't care!

"I don't think that's it!" the little fat man scratched his head.

Forget it, he can't remember the crepe.

"What do you mean by the roll made by Senior Brother Dou Shan, I don't understand, it's eating, how old is it, and I want to praise him, but I like this roll, I've done it all!"

Listening to Li Mou's muttering, Xiao Ling and the five of them glanced at each other, their heads were full of black lines, and the ghost knew what he was using this paper, it was not a serious test paper.

Anyway, there is a problem, although I don't understand, but if you can't guess that this is abnormal, then the five of them simply don't enter the inner door, turn around and trot two steps, and do a free fall exercise directly from Liantian Peak.

"Aha!"

Li Mou didn't know if Dou Shan heard it, anyway, he was very happy when he took back the scroll, and happily praised everyone one by one, and by the way, he came to Xuemei's side and asked with a shy face.

"This junior sister is as beautiful as a fairy, with an extraordinary temperament, I don't know if I have ever been married?

"......" Xuemei didn't expect this to happen, and she was embarrassed for a while.

"I want to hit him!"

At this moment, the thoughts of the five people are once again perfectly linked together, and they really achieve "divine friendship!"

"Okay, Senior Brother Dou Shan, we've been delayed for a long time, it's time to go in, don't let the Great Elder wait in a hurry!"

Dou Shan's chrysanthemum smiling face, which had made the six of them tired for a long time, was finally interrupted by Lu Yuan, thinking that he couldn't stand Dou Shan's villainous appearance.

"Oh, let's go, I almost forgot that my master and the Great Elder are still waiting for you!"

The demon was interrupted by Lu Yuan, and Dou Shan slapped his head and shouted.

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