The sky in the tropical rainforest is changing, the dark clouds cover the sun, and then the sky is dark and pouring down, and the rain is good to have an excuse not to go out to eat, Su angrily nested in the hanging basket, tidy up the pillow to sleep

Depressed and the quality of sleep last night was not good, the original short nap changed the taste, and when I woke up, the afterglow of the sunset was full of room, and the room was silent except for the air conditioner and hard work

Eyes swept around the room vigilantly, Xu Shuaiyu was lying on the bed, compared to his stretched posture, Su was numb in his hands and feet, like her tall horse in the eggshell-like hanging basket, it was really torturous

Stretch your waist, stretch your muscles, drink the remaining half of the bottle of water on the table, and go to the bathroom to wash your face

Xu Shuai opened his eyes indifferently, and the moment he saw Su, his eyes, which were still bright just now, immediately became foggy, and he yawned and greeted: Hi

Thinking that he was sleeping in the same room with a strange man, and sleeping like a pig without alertness, Su wanted to shoot himself to death, this guts were too fat

Xu Shuai took the lead in going out: "Let's go, let's solve it together for lunch, dinner, and supper"

Barbecue is the best place to spend time, the street is full of smoke and there is no city management to drive away, Su has always felt that the domestic barbecue stall has a little more fireworks than foreign BBQ

"Boss 30 skewers of stinky tofu"

Xu Shuai's eyes twitched when he heard this, and he felt that this woman was either deliberately playing tricks on him

"Take what you like to eat," Su said, carrying a tray full of ingredients, chicken wings, squid, chicken tendons, beef, leeks, eggplant, and chili peppers......

It seems that I really sleep too much during the day and can't sleep at night, so I eat to kill time

"I'm not a picky eater, just order it"

Xu Shuai picked a table in the corner and sat down, and there were six tables in a tight and limited place, and three tables were already sitting at the moment

"Do you drink?"

"How can you eat barbecue without beer?" Xu Shuai replied to her with a natural expression

Like a rabbit, Su jumped up and ran to the refrigerator next to the barbecue stall to get two cans of snow beer

The shopkeeper acted quickly, and after a while, he brought 30 skewers of stinky tofu that had been grilled

"The boss is adding a stinky cowhide"

"Okay, bake it right away."

Xu Shuai was choked with wine, this woman? Why is there such a big difference in appearance and personality? The weird painting style is tantamount to perfume with durian

"You know this boss well?"

"How so"? Su asked, stuffing tofu in his mouth

"First, when you roast tofu, the boss didn't ask you if you ate spicy tofu, which proves that he knows your taste very well. Second, others call the proprietress when they take wine, and you do it yourself, which means that you are very familiar with the stall owner, and only acquaintances will take the initiative."

Su threw away the barbecue bamboo sticks, leaned forward for most of his body, and stared at Xu Shuai with his hands on his cheeks, his eyes rolling around, "I said, do biologists have to learn detective reasoning?" Is this more inferred about the evolutionary process of organisms? ”

"Yiduo is not pressing, what you say is also reasonable, reasoning is originally about nuanced observation and whimsical associations", Xu Shuai replied without leaking, as if he answered, but in fact, he said it was equal to not saying it

Su "cut", picked up the beer and held it up in the air: "Save your life, go one"

Xu Shuai clinked glasses with her

The barbecue in the southwest is as strong as the folk customs, with finger-wide tofu strips topped with a layer of red chili noodles

Seeing that Su kept eating one string after another, Xu Shuai curiously pinched a string, and the spicy and special taste swept through the taste buds

"Is this stinky tofu?"

Stinky tofu is a thing that can be found in snack streets all over the country, and that kind of stinky smell is really the honey of A, the arsenic of B, and he has also tried to eat the so-called most authentic stinky tofu at Jinzi's house in Changsha, but all the tastes before are different from the one in front of him, this taste is not strictly speaking, it is not stinky, but like some kind of fermented food in his memory

Su Li's eyes shone brightly, and he said with a sense of surprise: "It's very special, right, let me tell you that the more you eat this tofu, the more you want to eat it, oops!" I can't do it, it's spicy."

Poured a few sips of beer violently, Su stuck out her tongue, just now she ate a bunch of skewers as if she was fine, just to tempt Xu Shuai to try

"This tofu is different from ordinary tofu, the owner of this shop is good at making pulp tofu, this stinky tofu is fermented with slurry tofu, do you feel soft inside when you eat it? Tastes completely different from the so-called stinky tofu? ”

Xu Shuai nodded thoughtfully, and said, "I thought that the syrup tofu was a specialty of Shiping, but there are also here."

"Maybe the boss is from Shiping."

When Su came to his senses, the tofu on the plate was only a bamboo skewer

The proprietress brought other things one after another, Xu Shuai pointed to the empty plate and said, "Boss, let's have another 50 skewers of stinky tofu"

Sue dropped his jaw in surprise, this foodie

"For the two of us from Beicheng, we will meet in Banna across thousands of kilometers to do one"

"Cheers"

Chinese people like to talk about things at the wine table and say that there is no banquet without wine, which is actually very reasonable, when the atmosphere is strong, the guard will be lowered, and it is easier to accept it when you open your heart

Xu Shuai watched the boss knock the stinky cowhide with a hammer, and then set it on the fire to roast and then knock it very peculiarly, and the table had changed from a long strip to a grain, and after tasting a grain, he found that he was deceived by the stinky word, there was no smell at all, but it was a hard tooth, harder than the hardest compressed biscuit he ate, and it was very fragrant to chew slowly, suitable for wine

The stinky tofu was very spicy, and after drinking the six cans of beer, Su shook the empty bottle and said, "I'll go get some more?" ”

Xu Shuai stuffed tofu in his mouth and gestured to her OK

Su flickered and brought the wine, and a man who had just sat down at the table next to him whistled: "Sister, come and drink with us, brother, I will pour you wine without you running around."

The ruffian's tone made the other people at the same table laugh, "Come here, brother, please drink"

Xu Shuai quietly observed Su Li, she did not have the slightest annoyance to be offended and flirted, but boldly opened the pull ring, raised a glass to the people at the table, took a sip of wine, and said softly: "Thank you, I'm with my friends"

After hearing this, the men at the table sighed "oops", and when they spoke again, they turned a deaf ear and ate to themselves, and they didn't drink their own wine after they were bored

The two chatted all over the world

"You're a single woman traveling to Banna?"

"Do you have an opinion?"

Xu Shuai gave a thumbs up: "Don't dare, I think you are brave enough, you are not afraid of the disfigurement of female tourists in the southwest before?" ”

Su glanced at the men at the next table who had already checked out and left, took a sip of beer and said quietly: "I sympathize with her, if that woman in Lijiang went out to travel with her brain, she wouldn't have made herself so bad."

"Oh, you think the problem is with her? Is she a victim? ”

"There are frequent shootings in the United States, there are still so many people who want to immigrate, when it comes to France, they will think of intellectual elegance, the reality is that there are strikes every year, no matter how beautiful things are, the southwest has been called the land of the Yi nationality since ancient times, there are many ethnic minorities, the people are fierce, the education is backward, the strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, and when you meet a ruffian, you have to compete with him for a long time, and people with IQ and EQ are worried about it sooner or later."

"My uncle said that when you go out, you have to follow a truth, endure the calm for a while, and take a step back to open the sea and the sky. You won't get pregnant under verbal flirtation, and you can beat back if you are bitten by a dog, but you have to learn how to roar back when the dog yells at you? If she is given another chance to start over, I believe she will leave directly, the mountain does not move, but unfortunately there is no repetition and regret medicine in the world, what if the murderer is punished? It can't change the fact that she's disfigured."

Xu Shuai looked at the drunken woman in front of him, and he was slightly drunk, but he had a clear mind, and the woman who dared to travel alone had no low emotional intelligence and was full of stories

I got drunk as soon as I pulled a dozen cans of beer, and the amount of alcohol was really bad, and it was still early to raise my hand to look at my watch, Xu Shuai went to get ice water to let Su drink more water to sober up

After sitting for another hour, feeling less dizzy, I got up to settle the score

"A total of 210 pieces"

"Count 10 more yuan", Xu Shuai said calmly while standing aside

"Huh? I'll do the math again" The boss took the calculator in a small notebook and calculated it for a while, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry I miscalculated, 200 yuan"

Su was not calm, after eating so many skewers of barbecue, he actually remembered that this person was a scholar-like existence

On the way back, Su teased: "Helper, your math level is okay."

"You're bad at math?"

Su sighed, how bad is it? It's just a typical math idiot, a serious patient whose brain is born with a lack of science cells, and a strong will to survive as she forced her brain to memorize a lot of inexplicable formula symbols in high school

"Actually, I can't blame all of this, if I had met a blonde and blue-eyed, well-defined, fit, sunny smile and magnetic voice of the Internet celebrity male model math teacher, I think I would be stupid and listen carefully to the class, and raise my hand to ask questions and brush up my sense of existence in the classroom"

Xu Shuai didn't feel it, "Look at you like this, I feel that the math teachers you met are all pot-bellied old men?" ”

"You're the truth," Su said, patting him on the shoulder

Xu Shuai laughed, it seems that the teacher will be a duty to eat by his appearance in the future

"Have you ever thought that if you really meet a model-level teacher, it might be even worse, because you are patronizing the teacher in class instead of looking at the blackboard?"