Jingle bells"

The alarm clock was shaking over and over again at the head of Lin Shen's bed.

"Ahh Lin Shen impatiently wrapped himself in the quilt and shouted, "The broken alarm clock is out of order, what is the name of today's big weekend!" ”

Still covering his head, he reached for the bedside table in a daze, trying to find the alarm clock and smash it to pieces.

"Ahh

With another scream, Lin Shen's palms and fingers were violently attacked by stinging pain, and they were pricked by a deadly needle.

She hurriedly poked out of the bed, opened a pair of eyes that were about to go crazy under her messy hair, and stared at the alarm clock she had just touched.

God, how did she not know that her alarm clock had become a "cactus ball alarm clock"! If she hadn't reacted quickly and immediately retracted her hand, the thin poke tip would have pierced her palm. However, Lin Shen was almost so angry that he was angry.

She restrained her fiery temper, scolded Lu Xiaoguo's name angrily, took out an old newspaper and wrapped the cactus ball alarm clock, and then said in a treacherous voice: "Stinky pot lid, don't want me to be better, don't think about it too!" ”

A few days ago, because Lin Shen's old residence was shamelessly increased by the black-hearted landlord, she had to move out. couldn't find a suitable place to live for a while, and finally Lu Xiaoguo took her in and lived in an apartment he rented.

In this way, the two enemies reunited.

Today, for Lu Xiaoguo's cactus ball alarm clock tricking, it is not the first time that Lin Shen has received such a "gift".

In a few moments, the roaring singing accompanied by the deafening sound came out of Lin Shen's room, and the whole world trembled.

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Love when you die

Not dripping to the fullest, not pleasant

How deep the feelings are, only that

is enough to confess

Love when you die

Don't cry until you smile and don't feel happy

……

"Bang" suddenly the power went off.

"Okay, Lu Xiaoguo, you have a kind!" Lin Shen didn't stop there, he still sang loudly at the top of his voice, "Love when you die..."

……

"Bang bang" There was a quick knock on the door, followed by shouting and scolding.

"Pirate wife, you come out for me!"

Lin Shen deliberately accentuated the singing before opening the door for a long time, and shouted at him: "Didn't you make trouble my dreams?" Now we're even! ”

Lu Xiaoguo's eyes were loose at this time, and he was sleepy, and he slapped the pillow he was holding in his hand towards Lin Shen's face angrily, "Oh, take it to your daydream!" He turned around and left.

"Take your stinky pillow!" Lin Shen threw it over in disgust and slapped it on Lu Xiaoguo's back.

Lu Xiaoguo picked it up and threw it on the sofa next to him, "I'm throwing things around again, I'm going to go out, and I hope you clean the living room when I come back!" ”

"You...," Lin Shen said angrily, "I'm not your nanny." ”

"This is my territory, if I hadn't saved you from living on the streets, I guess you would be sleeping with beggars grabbing territory!"

“…”

Lu Xiaoguo didn't listen to her answer, and went out of the house after washing up casually.

…

"Hey, the air that can't hear the roar of the pirate woman is fresh!" Lu Xiaoguo was walking on the street, it was close to noon at this time, when he went out from a pet store, he passed by the door of a small company and was attracted by a familiar voice.

"I saw the application news on the Internet, is your company still short of legal counsel?"

Lu Xiaoguo shook his head when he saw the person being asked, and then the job seeker turned around and hung his face and didn't look ahead.

"Dongyang?"

Lu Xiaoguo looked directly at Zhang Familiar's face without blinking, then looked at his thin body, and called out his name uncertainly. It wasn't until the person who was shouted on him also looked up at him that Lu Xiaoguo asked with certainty: "It's really you, why didn't you notify us when you returned to China?" ”

Xiang Dongyang didn't know what to say for a while, and saw Lu Xiaoguo holding a white stuffed dog in his hand, the stuffy dog was stubbornly trying to go forward, Lu Xiaoguo smacked his lips a few times, and then stopped it, and the fluffy dog shook his body and wandered around in place to forage for food.

When the good brothers for many years met again, Lu Xiaoguo was still the sunny boy of the year.

The two of them walked casually, and Xiang Dongyang was very calm all the way. Lu Xiaoguo took a closer look at his appearance, his cheeks had thinned a lot, and his eyes were a little moist and gloomy, which he had maintained like this from the first time he met him. It is like the river water precipitating the fine sand in the water, counting the vicissitudes of life and the particles are half hidden and half hidden.

"Dong Yang, these you, how are you doing in the United States?"

Lu Xiaoguo didn't pat him on the shoulder and called him Lao Xiang, he had to be serious in the face of such a Xiang Dongyang.

Xiang Dongyang wanted to sigh, but he still took it back and said, "Yes, it suits me very well, I have completely forgotten what a rich life should look like." ”

Lu Xiaoguo smiled, "You came back without telling your family, because I can imagine that if your mother sees your current appearance, she will definitely make you eat a lot at home, how can you have the opportunity to come out and apply." ”

"Yes, I used to live a greenhouse life, but now I know that the cruelty of real society can train people very well."

Lu Xiaoguo asked again: "Have you come back to see her?" ”

Xiang Dongyang was embarrassed to say what Lu Xiaoguo said about "she", but he still had to be frank and relieved, nodded, and didn't say anything more.

When Lu Xiaoguo saw his appearance, he no longer mentioned Jiang Xiaomian, and said casually: "Back then, after you left, I heard my mother say that Xiaohuan fell out with her family, and she also went to the United States, and there has been no news over the years. ”

"She's with me."

Xiang Dongyang's answer made Lu Xiaoguo almost unable to react, "What, she is with you?" ”

"Well, it's a group of friends." Xiang Dongyang added another sentence, which dispelled the misunderstanding in Lu Xiaoguo's heart.

"Xiao Guo, she is your cousin, and she hasn't asked, what kind of expression is between you?"

Lu Xiaoguo muttered his cheeks, narrowed his eyes and said: "Her stepmother and my mother are cousins, and they have almost lost their relationship for eight lifetimes. But when I was a child, I went to the same elementary school, and she was quite pitiful. ”

Xiang Dongyang listened to it and said softly, and then proposed to resign, "I'll leave first, let's get together another day when we're free." ”

Lu Xiaoguo nodded, watching his distant figure become shorter and shorter, and the sadness expanded the shadow on the ground to a slender one, as if the old Xiang from before was dead, and the lively and sunny old Xiang was buried in the melancholy United States. No one would have imagined that time would change people like this.

When Lu Xiaoguo returned home, he saw Lin Shen humming a little song with headphones, and he was holding a vacuum cleaner to suck the dust on the ground rhythmically.

Lin Shen didn't hear the sound of entering the door, and still took the vacuum pick and retreated intently step by step. Suddenly, she felt something soft like a tongue licking her ankles.

"Ahh

"Where is such a dog! Get out of here! Lin Shen ripped off the headphones and fell on Lu Xiaoguo.

Lu Xiaoguo poured a glass of water and drank before saying leisurely: "You have entered my house, why can't this dog." ”

She raised her eyebrows when she heard this, picked up the vacuum cleaner and put it on Lu Xiaoguo's chest, and "snorted" The vacuum cleaner that made a working sound was directly attached to Lu Xiaoguo's clothes, causing him to scream: "Oops, hey..."

Lin Shen refused to stop the movements in his hands, and asked prevaricatingly: "Are you missing a heart or a broken brain, and you actually compare me to a dog!" ”

"Okay, I was wrong..."Faced with Lin Shen's brute force, Lu Xiaoguo had to beg for mercy.

Lin Shen turned off the vacuum cleaner, "It's pretty much the same." ”

After the fluffy dog barked, he was really unpolite, and ran straight to the sofa, shrunk like a ball next to the pillow.

"Ahh This is my freshly washed pillow! Lin Shen screamed and drove down the fluffy dog, and protested to Lu Xiaoguo, "Stinky pot cover, you're tired of living a single life, get a broken dog back!" I finally know where the term 'single dog' came from. ”

"That puppy is a German fluffy dog, a precious breed." Lu Xiaoguo said close to Lin Shen's eyes, looked directly at her, and his tone was aggravated, "Recently, the family has always been unpeaceful, so I specially brought a heartfelt dog back to show me the house!" ”

Lin Shennu expressed his disdain: "Yo hum, this dog has just arrived, and he is so fierce and vicious, beware of biting you!" After speaking, he made a gesture towards Lu Xiaoguo.

"Not really!" Lu Xiaoguo whistled to the puppy: "Dog, listen, chase her!" ”

Unexpectedly, the dog seemed to understand human words, and chased straight to Lin Shen. Lin Shen opened his mouth, almost scared enough to fit an egg, and was chased by a dog to escape, and the scene was like a cat-and-mouse chaos.

"Wangwang"

In the end, Lin Shen crawled on one bent leg and stood on the table.

Naturally, the dog couldn't climb up, so Lin Shen laughed proudly, "People say 'pigs can't climb trees', and now I can take the next sentence 'Dogs can't climb the table'!" After laughing, he scolded Xiao Guo, "Stinky pot lid, you don't drop it quickly, don't scare me with it in the future, otherwise I will buy a bag of arsenic to poison it!" ”

Lu Xiaoguo smacked his lips and said: "Oh, they all say 'the most poisonous woman's heart', and you dare to say the word arsenic." Then he pretended to shake his body again, and blurted out the Internet language, "I'm scared of the baby, I'm really worried about my safety." ”

Lin Shen saw that the dog was not making trouble, so he got off the table and put on slippers: "People still say that it is not poisonous and not a husband!" You send a dog against me, and we'll be each other!" ”

Lu Xiaoguo poured out the dog food to feed the puppy, "Yo, son~ eat more!" ”

The dog wagged its tail and gently ran to the bowl to eat. Lin Shen said with disgust: "It's okay to treat the dog as a pet, I really don't understand the kind of person who still calls it a son!" It's not that you can't give birth to a son, have you become a eunuch or practiced the Sunflower Treasure Book? ”

After Lin Shen finished speaking, he laughed heartily, fell on the sofa and looked up to the sky and laughed, laughing almost out of breath, and when he saw Lu Xiaoguo's face after a little relief, the laughter was pulled to the lowest by the rope, and he couldn't slow down for a long time.

Lu Xiaoguo blushed anxiously, saw Lin Shen's mouth open and laughed, grabbed the dog food and pretended to be a fortress in her mouth, "You laugh again, beware of me feeding you a handful of dog food!" ”

"Okay, okay, I won't laugh anymore." Lin Shen got up and meditated with his eyes closed, acting like a martial arts practitioner, took a breath and pretended to be calm, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Lu Xiaoguo accidentally "poof" again.

"Pirate mother!"

Lu Xiaoguo pulled his throat and went crazy, and then with a "clang", the little dog was so frightened that he knocked over the copper plate containing the dog food, and the round dog food was instantly scattered on the ground like soybean particles.

Seeing that the puppy was frightened, Lin Shen quickly covered his mouth and shook his head, "I really don't laugh at you anymore!" After that, he got down to business: "But seriously, let me raise a dog, I might as well raise flowers!" I warn you, you'd better watch your 'dog son' and don't let it into my room, and watch out for my methods! ”

Lu Xiaoguo blew his bangs and said: "The whole house is mine, you have no reason to negotiate conditions with me!" ”

"Cut!" Lin Shen threw the pillow that the puppy had jumped into his arms just now, and said in a vicious tone: "Then sleep with your 'dog bacteria', I wish you to become a female dog in the next life, and live and die with it!" After saying that, he got up and left the sofa and was about to walk to the room, when his feet were suddenly slipped by the round dog food.

"Oops!"

Lin Shen screamed and was about to fall back, but fortunately his waist was dragged by a pair of thick palms, and when he was shocked, it was Lu Xiaoguo's eyes that were opposite to her, so close to each other, slightly affectionate eyes, her heartbeat was like a small ping-pong ball that was fiercely slapped on the table, jumping up and down at this point, jumping back and forth, beating hard.

If it weren't for the burning and tight cheeks, Lin Shen was about to forget that she could still stand up straight, so she hurriedly went over and took a sip of cold water.

"What's the matter, my face is as red as boiling water!" Lu Xiaoguo joked and abused her.

Lin Shen muttered: "It turns out that the legendary 'noisy red face' is such a feeling, and I am not angry with you!" As he spoke, he was patted by Lu Xiaoguo.

"Hey, why did you hit me in the foot?"

Lu Xiaoguo glanced at him, "Didn't you see that I was picking up dog food!" I can't afford to knock you down later. After picking up the dog food, he stroked the puppy and said, "Dog, don't knock it over again!" ”

"Hey, stinky pot lid, everyone's dog has a name, what's its name?"

Lu Xiaoguo replied to her: "It's called 'dog'." ”

Lin Shen listened and laughed: "How strange, which dog in the whole world is not a 'dog', even beggars have to compete with dogs for names, please have a little brain, okay!" ”

Lu Xiaoguo squatted on the spot and thought about it, "Then it's white, so it's better to call it 'white snow'." ”

"Wow!" Lin Shen pouted again, "How cold should this name be, screaming that your son is cold to death." ”

Lu Xiaoguo retorted: "The cold doesn't die, this kind of dog can adapt to cold weather!" ”

Lin Shen nodded his chin and pouted, thinking very cutely, as soon as inspiration came, he snapped his fingers and said: "It's better to call it a 'white ball', I just saw it chubby and shrunk on the sofa, it's a 'white ball'!" As soon as you hear this name, you have a clever energy!

"White balls? White balls? Snow white? Lu Xiaoguo also thought about comparing the two names, "It's not bad, 'White Ball' does give people a different feeling." Then while combing the white ball with the dog's hair, he looked at Lin Shen and praised: "That's right, pirate wife, you can think of it with a stupid head!" ”

Seeing Lu Xiaoguo's playful eyes, the heat on Lin Shen's cheeks that had just faded soared again, and she replied, "That... That is, and also to look at who is smarter than whom. ”

After she finished speaking, she hurriedly ran back to the bedroom and closed the door, touched her uncompetitive face with both hands, and looked in the mirror. She touched her forehead and kept wandering in place: "It's over, it's over, I must have a fever!" ”

After a few seconds, she remembered to open the door and poked her head out, "Stinky pot lid, I won't allow it to sneak into my bedroom!" Otherwise, you will bear the consequences! ”

This was followed by a loud closing of the door.

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