Chapter 64: Stalling for Time
Not only Wu Yu was stunned, but even Xue Hao almost didn't bite his tongue off.
This kind of thing, which can only appear in martial arts novels, actually appeared in front of him alive, and it didn't seem to be prepared at all, and it didn't seem to be very difficult to do.
When two identical people stand in front of you, your first impression is that they are twins.
However, at this moment, Xue Hao still saw the problem, although the face was exactly the same face, but whether it was body or clothing, there were essential differences between the two people, especially the neck. It seems that this face-changing technique can only be extended beyond the neck, and the neck part has not undergone any changes at all.
Wu Yu has always ignored this detail, so now Wu Yu has no way to determine whether everyone he saw before was dropped by someone, or if there was no such person at all.
The person standing in front of him with the same face as himself was obviously Dong Shuwen. But if Dong Shuwen changes into the same clothes as himself, I'm afraid that even the people closest to him will be able to tell which one is him.
Wu Yu asked puzzledly: "Why do you want to become my appearance, is this fun?" ”
Dong Shuwen on the other side smiled: "Have you thought about it, if you can't leave here today, then I can go out instead." There is a director and father-in-law, and my life will be very beautiful in the future! ”
Wu Yu was taken aback, Dong Shuwen was right, he had always wondered why Dong Shuwen dared to bring everyone in under such circumstances, but now it seems that this pervert has been ready from the beginning, and then look at the woman in the furnace who is exactly the same as Sun Xiaoxi, doesn't Dong Shuwen just want to replace himself?
Seeing Wu Yu's surprised expression, Xue Hao patted Wu Yu's shoulder: "Brother-in-law, don't listen to his nonsense, if you want to keep us, you have to show some real skills." Relying on such a little trick to keep us, it's a little too contemptuous! ”
Dong Shuwen nodded: "You're right, it's really useless to rely on this little trick alone, but if I really only have such a little trick, what am I bringing you in for?" ”
Xue Hao also frowned, he really didn't know what medicine was sold in this kid's gourd for a while, but looking at his calm expression, what he wanted to say was not just casually talked, it must have been prepared.
For a while, Wu Yu and Xue Hao were nervous, and both of them were highly concentrated staring at Dong Shuwen, who was exactly the same as Wu Yu in front of them, for fear that if one was not careful, this guy would come up with something.
However, completely different from the nervous state of the two people, Dong Shuwen still had a relaxed attitude, and it seemed that after seeing the nervous state of the two people opposite, Dong Shuwen smiled proudly.
Human facial expressions are the most magical information signals, no matter how good the self-control ability is, the expression will always betray itself at some moment.
Although this kind of unconscious change in expression is difficult to capture, it does not mean that it will not appear at all. And at this moment, Dong Shuwen's expression happened to be captured by Wu Yu, who was highly concentrated.
Seeing a smug expression on that face that was the same as himself, Wu Yu thought that he would not be dazzled, it was a kind of pride from the heart, as if the prey had been baited.
Seeing this expression, there is also Xue Hao, don't look at Xue Hao, who is usually only sensitive to RMB-related information, as if he doesn't care about other issues at all. However, Xue Hao's carefulness is still relatively intuitive, at least he also saw Dong Shuwen's expression.
As the saying goes, the first strike is the strongest and then the first attack suffers, since Xue Hao is carrying the Soul Slaying Sword, he simply does not plan to give Dong Shuwen any chance. As soon as Dong Shuwen's smug smile disappeared, Xue Hao's sword slashed towards Dong Shuwen.
The sudden change made Wu Yu not react for a while, but Dong Shuwen dodged Xue Hao's sword in the opposite direction for the first time.
When Dong Shuwen had already taken a few steps back, Wu Yu could finally react, knowing Xue Hao's theory that he would strike first, so he simply dragged the oil lamp off the iron stove and threw it directly in the direction of Dong Shuwen's retreat.
Because there was nothing to take advantage of, Wu Yu had already seen that the oil lamp should be made of bronze, and it was obviously the most suitable thing to use as a throwable at this time.
The weight of the hand suddenly increased Wu Yu's confidence, this oil lamp looks inconspicuous, but it has a weight of five or six catties, even if Guan Erye is smashed, it must be enough to choke.
However, Wu Yu's accuracy was slightly inferior, and the oil lamp was indeed a beautiful parabola that smashed in the direction of Dong Shuwen's retreat, but Dong Shuwen, who landed on the ground, didn't need to dodge at all, and the oil lamp flew over his shoulder.
Last time in the stone room under the Zhao family's tomb, Wu Yu saw Yu Chen's ability to throw a flashlight, and he was always envious in his heart, so he also secretly practiced throwing things a few times, but obviously his time was not there.
Xue Hao carried the sword and jumped in the direction of Dong Shuwen's retreat, and his speed was not inferior to Yu Chen. I saw a fat man of two hundred catties, like a meat bullet, it seemed that if this was smashed on Dong Shuwen's body, it would be much more powerful than the oil lamp just now.
Xue Hao, who was still in mid-air, suddenly shouted: "Brother-in-law, it's time for you to practice this accuracy." As soon as the words fell, Xue Hao took Dong Shuwen's position.
Dong Shuwen obviously didn't give it for nothing, seeing such a big meat bullet, obviously he also knew that it was not fun to be smashed, so he quickly dodged to the side, although the action was a little embarrassing, but before Xue Hao landed, he could still dodge.
Don't look at Xue Hao's slightly thick body, his skills are really good, as soon as he landed, his legs immediately exerted his strength, and the downward inertia had not completely disappeared, and the strength that erupted on Xue Hao's legs had already bounced his body up again, and the direction was the direction in which Dong Shuwen dodged.
This scene can be regarded as an eye-opener for Wu Yu, first of all, a person of Xue Hao's size can actually make difficult actions that he can't complete, and secondly, although Dong Shuwen is embarrassed, he can dodge Xue Hao's human flesh attack in a thousand moments, obviously this not only requires good skills, but also needs the courage to be fearless in danger, and he must be ready to be hit by that mass of meat bullets at any time.
Xue Hao's speed is getting faster and faster, Dong Shuwen can dodge at the last moment every time, although it seems that Dong Shuwen is embarrassed every time, but if you think about it carefully, this Dong Shuwen is definitely not as simple as it seems, Wu Yu analyzes according to the idea of martial arts novels, obviously Dong Shuwen should be more powerful than Xue Hao.
The two of them chased back and forth in the house, and for a while it was like a game on the sports field, and Wu Yu couldn't help at this speed, so he had to stand by the stove and watch the battle.
In this case, if he goes up, there will be a great chance of helping, but Wu Yu is anxious, he is afraid that Xue Hao alone is not Dong Shuwen's opponent.
Although it seems that Xue Hao is chasing Dong Shuwen now, and Dong Shuwen is very difficult to dodge every time, but look at Xue Hao's two hundred catties of body, if it is consumed like this, it will not be long before Xue Hao will be exhausted by his fat body, and when Dong Shuwen moves, he is definitely not his opponent.
Thinking of this, Wu Yu hurriedly shouted at Xue Hao: "Xue Hao, don't chase him, he's teasing you!" If you don't beat him down like this, you will be tired and lie down first. ”
Xue Hao understood what Wu Yu meant as soon as he heard it, he wanted to hit Dong Shuwen several times before, but he avoided him, and he had a feeling that he was about to succeed every time, but he would still be avoided in the end, and when he heard Wu Yu's words, Xue Hao immediately ran back to Wu Yu's side.
Dong Shuwen saw Xue Hao running to Wu Yu's side, and immediately followed, but he also seemed to be a little afraid of Xue Hao, just standing three or four meters away from the two of them, and he was not approaching.
Seeing that Xue Hao was covered in sweat, Wu Yu was glad that he reminded him early, if he let Xue Hao chase after him for a while, I am afraid that Dong Shuwen's plan will succeed.
Xue Hao was panting here, and Dong Shuwen seemed to be unfinished there, and said with a smile: "Why don't you continue to chase, how interesting!" After chasing Xiaoxue for a while, it should come out, and then you will have more fun. ”
Wu Yu and Xue Hao invariably turned their eyes to the iron furnace, and looking through the heavy glass window, the person inside was no longer Sun Xiaoxi, but had become the appearance of Zhang Xue.
Wu Yu realized Dong Shuwen's secret, glanced back at Dong Shuwen, and sure enough, there was a gap between Dong Shuwen and his face at this moment.
Xue Hao looked at Zhang Xue in the stove, and then frowned: "You're playing a little big!" Do experiments with your own daughter-in-law, how did your daughter-in-law get tricked by you in the first place! ”
Wu Yu looked at the iron furnace in front of him, although he didn't see any problems, but he felt much weirder than before. It used to look like an ordinary stove, but now that it looks, there are faint signs of yin and yang flowing around the iron furnace.
Before Wu Yu, a curious baby, could ask a question, Dong Shuwen over there laughed and said, "Playing is not a fight, I will give her immortality, and it should be her honor to marry me." ”
Xue Hao rolled his eyes, glanced at Wu Yu and said, "Brother-in-law, let's hurry up and find Tiantian and Xiaomin!" This person is a madman, let him and his wife study what immortality here in a while! Let's not get involved, this thing is too dangerous. ”
Seeing Xue Hao's serious expression, Wu Yu also knew that Xue Hao should not be joking with himself, so he nodded hurriedly.
Dong Shuwen didn't mean to stop at all, watching Wu Yu turn around and walk in the direction of the passage, Xue Hao also followed, Dong Shuwen just said lightly: "Originally, I gave you two the opportunity to witness her birth with me, it seems that you two are not very interested." ”
Xue Hao picked up the oil lamp that Wu Yu had thrown out before as he walked, seeing that it meant that he was going to take it back and sell it for money. Hearing Dong Shuwen's words, Xue Hao smiled: "We are really not interested, as far as I know, none of the people who study that thing have a good end." ”
Wu Yu was puzzled, and was about to ask what Xue Hao and Dong Shuwen were talking about, when suddenly there was a sound of high-pressure gas leakage behind him.
Xue Hao and Wu Yu turned around almost at the same time, and at this moment, they saw Dong Shuwen struggling with his arms, twisting the valve on the iron furnace door.
Wu Yu tried the valve, and he couldn't twist it with his own strength, but at this moment, a large amount of white high-temperature gas had begun to leak out from both sides of the valve, and it was obvious that Dong Shuwen had already opened the door.
Xue Hao raised his sword and immediately rushed towards Dong Shuwen, Wu Yu knew that Xue Hao should be preparing to stop him, and was about to step forward to help Xue Hao, no matter what, the people inside must have been done by Dong Shuwen, if it is released, it should not be a good thing.
However, before the two of them could get closer, the iron furnace door suddenly opened, and a strong yin and yang qi hit him, and before Wu Yu could understand what was going on, a huge force like iron pincers suddenly came from his neck.
Wu Yu subconsciously looked down at his neck, and saw a pair of slender women's hands, which were pinching his neck at the moment, and suddenly raised his head, only to see Zhang Xue standing in front of him, staring at him tightly.