210: underestimated
rescued the boss from the crowd, He Yunxi had one more word in his evaluation.
People are stupid, have a lot of money, have crippled hands, and have no self-knowledge.
The boss is really stupid, swaggering in the red name pile, and he doesn't open a dodge skill, all relying on the character to automatically level A.
He is wearing the top equipment of PVE, and he has a high attack and defense against PVP players with rough skin and thick flesh. So many people besieged him, and in a few strokes, he was cut to the point of only bloody skin.
He Yunxi's forehead jumped with bruises, if the game had a voice system, he really wanted to break open and scold at this time: "Are you stupid, you are running for Lao Tzu!" ”
"Open the skill! Boss, are your skills ornamental! Would you like to move your fingers and press the keyboard?! ”
“…… Boss, play by yourself, I can't save you. ”
Unfortunately, the voice function of Tianlongjue has not yet been developed. He Yunxi had to pay attention to his own blood volume, and he had to take care of the boss of the pen, so he couldn't spare his eleventh finger to type at all, so he could only give up with tears and tears.
When he brought the boss out of the crowd, He Yunxi felt that his fingers were about to be broken.
This private work was taken at a loss.
5,000 yuan a month, He Yunxi deeply felt that the money falling from the sky was really not so easy to earn.
It's just that he is tired and tired by himself, and the boss still thinks it's funny, excitedly proposes to do it again, and even thinks he has a talent for PVP.
He Yunxi: Boss, you can have a snack. That's not because you're talented, it's because I'm talented!
However, he didn't say what he said in his heart in the end, definitely because he was afraid of hitting the boss's self-esteem, but because he was too lazy to type.
The boss obviously still has a trace of nostalgia for the red name pile, I am afraid that the death just now is not tragic enough, and it is hinting at it in and out of the words.
He Yunxi respectfully thanked Bumin, he knew the meaning of that sentence, there was no ploughed land, only tired cattle. His requirements now are very low, as long as the boss is willing to let him go, let him do anything.
Seeing that the boss was stunned, He Yunxi simply did it to the end.
He can see that the boss is idle, or can he be so bored that he thinks of finding a fake relationship to entertain himself?
[Rag Doll Broken With]: Boss, have you cleared up your daily life? Let's go, it's your impostor, I'll accompany you to do your daily work.
Maybe the boss looked too pitiful in a daze, He Yunxi's conscience attacked, anyway, he had nothing to do after completing the battlefield mission, so he took the boss's money and opened the door.
As a result, as soon as the boss spoke, He Yunxi found that he still underestimated the boss too much.
[1 Pillar ^ Optimus]: What is the daily life?
He Yunxi: "......"
These words, taken apart, look at him and see that he knows them all, and when you look at them together, he also knows them. It's just that he is very skeptical, is this what he understands by the boss?
Listen to Daji mention,The boss is at least a person who has been playing games for 3 months.,TMD Someone who has been playing games for 3 months.,Don't you even know what your daily life is???
He Yunxi then asked the boss.
[Ragdoll that was broken]: Boss, are you serious?
[Rag Doll Broken]: Boss, you don't even know your daily life? Are you still PVE? Are you sure you're playing the Dragon Trick?
The boss's answer continued to surpass He Yunxi's phenomenon.
[1 Pillar ^ Optimus]: Actually, I've always wanted to ask, what is PVE?
He Yunxi: "............"
The boss is actually an invisible novice, who can see how he packs the group?
He Yunxi had a sense of crisis, and he felt that he might have to make a big deal. He knew that the boss's purpose of finding love was not so simple, this was using love as a guise, and he wanted to rely on himself as his master, right?
Those who know He Yunxi know that he hates Xiaobai and rookies the most, and he has no patience to deal with those stupid card cute* (people are stupid, computers are card, and they also sell cute) players.
But he is the most hard-mouthed and soft-hearted, and he can't just leave his boss alone to be at ease.
After thinking about it, I decided to be a good person to the end and take the boss to experience the daily life of PVE.
He Yunxi thought very simply, the boss's top-level PVE equipment, he can't fight on the battlefield, and he can't play a copy of daily tasks, isn't it just like chopping vegetables?
Coupled with his sharp milk, what is a mere daily copy? The wild map bosses are all beaten.
However, thinking simply, the reason why it is called "thinking simply" is because there is the word "thinking" in front of it.
It turns out that to do tasks, you always have to be prepared for the worst. And when doing tasks with the boss, you must always be prepared to treat the boss as a dead man.
The daily copy is a five-person book, and He Yunxi casually shouted on the chat channel at the door of the copy, and added 3 strangers to form a team.
When these three strangers entered the group, as soon as they saw their PVP equipment, He Yunxi had a hunch that this daily routine was not easy to fight.
But what he didn't expect was that this is not easy to play, and he couldn't get past a book after 2 hours, which is too difficult to play!
The three PVP players who entered the team were actually well-known bigwigs in their servers, so although he was a little worried, He Yunxi was still confident that he would give his boss a perfect daily first experience.
It's strange that these three big guys don't seem to be in a state of collective use.,Don't output when it's time to output.,Don't interrupt when it's time to interrupt.,If it's not on the same team.,Both male players would have added a vendetta to each other.。
And the female player, who turned a blind eye to the jealousy of the two of them, even enjoyed the pleasure of being fought by the two bigwigs, and tirelessly played the round, and her mind was not on the dungeon.
Can "......" still have a good daily routine?
He Yunxi wanted to warn the three of his teammates several times, what kind of weird Shura field is this? If you want to fight, please go out and turn right, walk in the wild, don't delay others to do your daily walk?
The reason why he didn't say this in the end was not because He Yunxi had a good temper, but because as a wet nurse who brought his boss into the book, he was not qualified to educate the other three people.
A big guy is a big guy after all, even if he is not in the state, he is still a big guy. The most serious drag on the team, that is his fake relationship, Lord Boss.
The only female player on the team acted as the conductor, typing instructions on the team's channel.
The two bigwigs are jealous and always slow down. And the boss, it's not as easy to explain as slow as half a beat.
[1 Pillar ^ Optimus]: Interrupt, what does that mean?
[1 Pillar ^Optimus]: Why is this button not jumping on the keyboard, how do I jump to the roof?
[1 pillar ^ Optimus]: I was killed by a big fat man, love, come and save me.
[Rag Doll Broken]: ......
He Yunxi should be glad that the three teammates did not do a good job in entering the dungeon. Otherwise, for the boss's deadly behavior and lines, it would be light to be killed a hundred times a minute.
He resigned himself to returning the same way to pick up the boss who had returned to the entrance of the dungeon, feeling that life was full of Shura fields.
And today's Shura Field seems to be coming a little more than usual.