Chapter 685: Do You Want to Worship Me as a Teacher?
As soon as he stabilized, a silly voice sounded: "Bad, bad people......"
Lin Fan covered his mouth, and the little fat man began to struggle again, Lin Fan almost couldn't restrain him, and suddenly remembered something, and put the bag of meat pies under his nose.
The tempting smell of meat made his nose flutter, and he suddenly became obedient, and reached out to pull the bag.
"If you don't scream, I'll give you food, how about it?"
The little fool nodded hurriedly.
Lin Fan let go of his hand and took a meat pie for him, he snatched it and took a big bite of it, as if he hadn't eaten meat for hundreds of years.
"Delicious, delicious, and more!"
Lin Fan gave him another one, afraid that he would choke, and opened a can of Coke for him.
The little fool took a sip of Coke, and the bubbles in it startled him, and he grabbed his neck and shouted, "Poisoned!" The bad guys poisoned me! Kill people! ”
Lin Fan himself opened a can of Coke and took a sip: "It's not poisonous!" Take a few more sips and you'll be refreshed! ”
When the little fool saw that she had drunk it too, he blinked and tried to take another sip, and sure enough, the demonic taste of the unity of the world soon made him taste it.
"It's delicious, it's delicious!"
"It tastes better with ice!" Lin Fan smiled and said, "You be quiet, when your grandfather comes out, he won't be able to drink!" ”
The little fool nodded, squatted in the corner with her, nibbled on a meat pie, drank a sip of Coke, and felt that he had never been so happy in life.
"What's it called?"
"Happy water in the fat house!"
"What a great name!" The little fool showed admiration, and became affectionate to Lin Fan, "Sister, is there anything else?" ”
Lin Fan paused and glanced at him: "What is the difference between my sister and that pheasant?" ”
Damn, saying this is like blacking yourself.
"It's all sisters!"
Lin Fan said angrily: "I'm not a sister! "Who wants to be like a pheasant?
The little fool was surprised, and subconsciously glanced at her crotch: "Are you an elder brother?" Why are you so long? ”
Lin Fan: "......"
Lin Fangang wanted to explain, but suddenly noticed that there was a murderous aura coming, and hurriedly pulled the little fool forward to block himself!
Before the little fool could react, the one-eyed old man had already appeared in front of him, his face was grim, cold, and with a hint of fear, and he knocked out the meat pie and Coke in the little fool's hand.
"How many times have you said that you are not allowed to eat what strangers give! Why are you just disobedient? ”
As soon as he roared, the little fool opened his mouth and began to cry.
Lin Fan hid behind his chubby body, poked his head out and said, "Grandpa, I didn't poison him, I just gave him food today when I saw him pitiful." ”
"What kind of magic did you use on him? Usually he doesn't eat anything if anyone gives him! How to eat yours today? When the one-eyed old man saw her, he became even more angry.
"Maybe I'm good-looking." Lin Fan handed him the bag of pumpkin pie, "I brought you some too, pumpkin pie, healthy and delicious, my chef's skills are good." ”
She didn't eat so much oil and salt, the one-eyed old man pointed at her, and his hands trembled a little: "You are so bold!" ”
Lin Fan smiled sincerely: "If you accept apprentices, you have to accept the bold!" Dare to dare to fight, you can shine on the lintel, and make your peerless knowledge famous all over the world! ”
One-eyed old man: When did "......" get involved in accepting apprentices?
"You...... Do you want to worship me as a teacher? ”
Lin Fan said adoringly: "Master, your old man is really as wise as a torch!" I didn't even say it, you know! Sure enough, he is a master in the world, and he is extraordinary! ”