Chapter 305: Mandarin ducks and butterflies fly in the water
"If I dislike you as a dead Mr. Yin and Yang, I won't be a brother with you, I have to say this" An Feng was very excited, as if he was afraid that I would not agree.
"Please call me a lonely walker, don't call me Mr. Yin and Yang so old-fashioned, people are still a young man, okay" I said with my middle finger towards An Feng.
"You think you're the Monkey King, you're still a walker, you're tormented by evil ghosts all day long like a grandson, you really think you're capable," An Feng sneered at me in turn.
"Damn, the words are not rough, it's really such a truth, it's not as good as a grandson when mixing this yin and yang business" An Feng said a word about the sourness in my heart, and the bitterness suddenly overflowed into my heart, and I panicked
"Actually, a lot of times, I only feel like a person when I'm with you relatives and friends" I suddenly looked at the three people in front of me, and I felt a little unreal.
"It seems that my joke is too big, I'm sorry" An Feng actually apologized to me: "In the past, I made a lot of fox friends and dog friends, until, after meeting you, I didn't realize how fucked up my previous life was, you" An Feng looked at me with his eyes and said:
"You are like a mirror, I can only see what it looks like when I stand in front of you"
"I am indeed a mirror, which reflects ugliness and goodness, but some people nowadays don't like to look in the mirror or forget to look in the mirror, and over time, they will forget what they look like" I sighed for a while.
An Feng looked at Li Yingzhi and Jing Lin and smiled and said, "Not really, many times, we don't want to look in the mirror because we don't want to see how embarrassed we are, aren't we?"
"So, over time, forget yourself, didn't you talk to me about a point" I snapped my fingers at An Feng.
"Okay, we don't have as much life and death experience as you, and we don't have as much insight as you, we are not here to talk about the scriptures today, let's stop here" An Feng is still more concerned about his own affairs.
"What's the matter, you two give me an answer, are you coming to be my best man" An Feng almost forced me to ask.
"Of course I'm coming, why don't I come, don't say it's to be the best man, even if it's the groom, what's the problem with my uninhibited forehead.
"Sister-in-law, are you right?" I opened my arms and pretended to hug Li Yingzhi, so ashamed that Li Yingzhi covered her face and didn't dare to look up.
"Stinky boy, you dare to take advantage of your sister-in-law, see if I don't beat you" An Feng looked like he was going to beat me.
Li Yingzhi suddenly raised her head and said lightly at a few of us: "You are quite real, very pure, not like An Feng, restrained"
"Who are you going to marry, what's so good about him as a hairy child," An Feng looked very jealous.
"This, you have to ask Lin'er," Li Yingzhi said with a shy look at Jing Lin.
"Limin is a person who is more noisy, he doesn't have any bad intentions, it's just a very simple person," Jing Lin said softly.
"You just call him Shao Erdan, it's over, you call him Limin, so we don't know who it's talking about," An Feng choked Jinglin and said.
"Shao Erdan, who is called Shao Erdan" Li Yingzhi said in surprise, as if she had discovered a new world.
"My Dao number, Dao number, Master of Ghost Hunting," I said in a circle, for fear of ruining my image in front of Li Yingzhi, an elegant policewoman.
"You still have a road number" Incredibly, she actually believed it.
"Amitayus Buddha, I am not talented, Master Egg is also," I said seriously.
"It's funny, it's funny, Master Egg, hehe" Li Yingzhi shook her head with a smile, thinking it was very funny.
"I said two newcomers, can we not do this, today is here to talk about your big things, let's not joke with me, okay" I said as I spread my palms on the table.
"Brother, don't you think that you can do anything other than being a best man" An Feng still had a few meanings hidden in his heart.
"I'm going to make a bridesmaid in the hole room, I've got to take them, hehe"
I saw that Jing Lin's face changed, and I quickly changed my words and said: "It's also a white trouble, Jing Lin is a bridesmaid, wouldn't it make people laugh if I mess with my wife."
At this time, Jing Lin's face returned to smile, in fact, she also knew that I was not that kind of person, she just didn't know, when did I become so frivolous, I just simply livened up the atmosphere.
"It's okay, the bridesmaids are three other than Jing Lin" An Feng deliberately wanted me to lose my temper.
"That won't do, I said:
"As the saying goes, the mouth of the eater is short, the hand of the man is short, and I also eat the rice, brother, what do you have, even if you are told, I will do what I can do, and I will do what I can't do, how about it"
"This is the most real Shao Erdan, the passionate Shao Erdan"
"Thank you for the compliment, ashamed, ashamed," I expressed my modesty.
"In a few days, your sister-in-law Li Yingzhi and I are going to Hainan to take wedding photos, I asked if you want to go together, let's take pictures together, anyway, you two will get married sooner or later."
"This, this, it's a good idea, but, this" Before I could say something, I heard An Feng say:
"I cover all the expenses for the two of you to go to Hainan" An Feng not only made a generous move, but also had a good tone.
"I don't mean that, I just want to say, if you shoot it now and wait until you get married, will it fall off, and my woman and I will take wedding photos and let you pay for it, is it really good?"
"At this time, you know that you are polite to me, how can you not be ambiguous when you ordered food just now?"
"This really has to be polite to you, although brothers are like siblings, but this woman must have her own way, and she can't be sloppy."
"Don't ink, tell me quickly, whether you want to go or not"
"Then you ask Jing Lin" I really don't want to live up to An Feng's kindness, but I don't know how to refuse, so I have to throw the question to Jing Lin.
"Lin'er, go, how happy we must be together"
"This matter, I listen to the people, he said to go, I will go" Jing Lin threw the question to me again.
"If that's the case, we won't go so as not to disturb you" This is the answer I read from Jing Lin's eyes, after all, people take wedding photos, what should we mix in, right.
An Feng saw that the two of us disagreed, and he didn't want to embarrass the two of us, so he had to give up, but An Feng told me that on the day he got married, he wanted me to drive the head of the wedding convoy, that is, the camera car, the leader
I replied to him, "Yes, besides, I can't say anything about finding me for help, and I also said that when it comes to your good days and auspicious days, as long as I am here, all the ghosts, snakes, and gods will make way for you."
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