Chapter 296: Gambling
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We were accommodated in a large side room with nothing but two beds, a guy brought us dinner and went out, and the yard was eerily silent. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
I looked through the crack in the window, and the courtyard was empty, and the lights were turned off in every room, as if no one was living there. I thought to myself, this Lafayette is really an old monster, and he doesn't even have a nightlife?
Thinking about it, I climbed up the skylight at the back, and saw that behind the house was a gap between the courtyard wall and the house, and I could step over and turn over to the wall with a span, and it was estimated that outside the wall was the alley, and the alleys in Beijing extended in all directions, and I had drilled with Leizi when I was a child. At that time, the two of them skipped class together, and they didn't have the money to go to the Internet café, so they went to the restaurant in Xizhimen to ask the second uncle for peanuts or something, and the two of them walked around the alley while eating, just like walking a maze, and countless childhood boring times were spent in this kind of alley. The first update thought of Leizi, and I was sad again.
A cool breeze blew in, all my thoughts were scattered at once, I came back to my senses, I thought about whether to escape over the wall, I can't go down to the ground, I have a child's skill in drilling alleys in Beijing.
The beard next to him said vaguely while gnawing on the chicken paws: "Don't waste your feelings, Lafayette didn't send anyone to spy on us, that's polite, treat us as guests, but it doesn't mean that she is really a bodhisattva." Be the first to update: Did you see those vendors today? That's all Lafayette's people, hundreds of people all the way, I guess they are all cats outside the courtyard now, as long as you show your head, give you a stuffy stick on the spot, at that time Lafayette treated us not as politely as now, and gave chicken feet to eat? I can't say that I can't let you eat poop, and I can't let our handsome guys sleep with you again......" he said, shook his cheeks, and spit out the bones. More and faster chapters are here.
I didn't feel good and said: "You are squirting feces all over your mouth, and now you are saying that you are disgusting, right?" ”
But what Hu Zi said is reasonable, it seems that I have to plan carefully, Lao Tzu has not even been afraid of the zongzi in the ancient tomb, and he is afraid that she is a big living person?
The beard burped and lay on the bed and said: "That zongzi is a dead man after all, Lafayette is a human spirit, have you heard of 'fighting corpses'?" People are the masters of playing with zongzi, I advise you to sleep obediently, don't toss? After a day and a night on the train, aren't you tired? ”
"Who told you to always talk to beautiful women on the train and not sleep?" I said, "Why are you so guilty now?" ”
Hu Zi sat up, looked at me and said, "Didn't you listen to what Ah Qiu said to Lafayette on the phone today?" Although the old woman was hard-mouthed, she had already taken care of her sense of proportion in her heart, and after arriving at Lop Nur, she would definitely go to find the five tigers of the Guan family. In fact, Lafayette has long known about the ghost hand, and it is inevitable that she will cooperate with the Guan family, and she will arrest you just so that she can have more bargaining chips when negotiating with the Five Tigers, in fact, she just wants to take the initiative in this operation, which is not a loss for us. More and faster chapters are here. Once you run away, the two cards in her hand, 'Guan Family, Ghost Hand', are gone, and I believe that this old woman will pervert to hunt you down all over the country, do you believe it? ”
I sighed, indeed, the beard is very thoroughly analyzed, alas, I really can't figure out how these people can sneak up so much, in front of them, I always seem to lie under the Five Fingers Mountain.
Don't think much about it, listen to the beard, take one step at a time, fill your stomach first. Thinking about it, I lit a cigarette in frustration, and was not in the mood to eat, and soon the snoring of my beard sounded like a square dance player.
The next morning, I was woken up by a loud noise, and when I woke up to find that my beard was gone, I immediately became nervous. The first update was busy with cold water and pushed the door out, the dazzling sunlight shook so that I couldn't open my eyes, and vaguely heard the voice of a beard from the crowd: "How about buddy?" Guess big or small? If you lose this time, you have to help Hu Ye wipe his ass, for this bet, I just came out of the thatched house. Everyone laughed instantly, and then shouted "big ......" and "little ......"
I squeezed in and looked, and found Beard and a Humpty Dumpty sitting at a stone table playing dice, and the Humpty Dumpty had a very ugly expression, and he didn't get the benefit of Beard at first glance. More and faster chapters are here. And the beard is full of spring breeze, holding a wad of bills in his left hand, dangling in his right hand, and wearing a glittering golden watch on his wrist, with a black compass the size of a fingernail on the dial, and the hands are constantly swinging with the shaking of the beard. When I looked at the workmanship of the compass, I thought to myself, no wonder Humpty Dumpty looked like a dead father, and this watch must be worth a lot of money.
Humpty Dumpty almost squeezed a word out of his teeth - "small"! As he spoke, he quickly took away the broken bowl holding the dice, and when he saw that it was six o'clock, his face suddenly darkened.
The beard laughed, stood up and began to untie his belt, shouting while untying it: "Don't run, I am willing to lose the bet." ”
I said in my heart that I shit, didn't this girl really wipe her ass when she went to the toilet?
At this time, someone suddenly whispered: "Lafayette is here." In an instant, everyone got out of the way, and the beard and pants were half off, and I leaned on a sound, and quickly lifted it up, and then I heard Lafayette say in a weird voice: "Rabbit cub, what do you want to do?" ”
The bearded face was not red and his heart was not beating, he fastened his belt as if nothing had happened, and glanced at Humpty Dumpty, who was half frightened to death, and quickly pressed the dice with his hand. The beard laughed: "I said that I have a beautiful mole on my buttocks, your guy doesn't believe it, I have to take a look, we don't dare to play tricks if it's not in your realm, so I take off my pants and give them insight." ”
Lafayette snorted: "Don't join in the fun, eat breakfast, prepare to ......" The word "hair" has not yet been spoken, Lafayette's face immediately changed, and then I found that a red dot appeared on her forehead.
"Damn, there's a sniper!" This was my first reaction, as soon as the words came out, all the guys panicked instantly, and some shouted: "What's the matter? Got a sliver? ”
After I finished speaking, I can't catch up with the anti-crime this time, and Lao Tzu is completely planted.