Chapter 63: You're Too Dark
If Sheng Jiu'an heard this, he would probably go berserk, what is a good cabbage is arched by pigs, isn't Lao Tzu handsome, why is it because Lao Tzu's female companion is too beautiful, you are so jealous of me. Lao Tzu, I'm also a big guy, okay?
Out of care for beautiful women and out of the mission of justice, the waiter couldn't help but remind with pity: "Sir, can this lady really eat spicy food?" I see that her skin is so good, if it is too spicy, it may not be good for her skin? ”
Sheng Jiuan tilted his head and glanced at the waiter coldly, and said, "Can you worry about my girlfriend's skin, I moisturize her so brightly, can't you see it?" ”
When Ye Mengqiu heard the word "moisturize", her face was instantly covered with black lines, she didn't particularly understand the meaning of this word, she just felt that it was a bit ambiguous.
Ye Mengqiu, a scholar and workaholic, spends all her time in group management and scientific research, she has never been exposed to this kind of obscene words, if she really knows what Sheng Jiu'an means by the word nourishment, it is estimated that she will directly step forward and tear Sheng Jiu'an's mouth apart.
Sheng Jiu'an's mouth was so weak that he never spit out a good word.
Some diners next to him almost didn't squirt out the food in their mouths when they heard Sheng Jiu'an say this, and they all looked distressed: I'm a big grass inside, this man is too tyrannical! Such a beautiful woman is nourished by such a man, heaven is unfair!
The surrounding diners were dripping with blood in their hearts, silently killing Sheng Jiu'an millions of times in their hearts with various methods. Such a beautiful woman, if she can be her boyfriend for a day, even if she doesn't do anything, it will be worth a thousand dollars!
The waiter was speechless when he was questioned by Sheng Jiu'an: "I'm sorry sir, I'm going to explain to the chef, and I will do it according to your requirements." ”
"Well, go ahead, let's go, remember to be more spicy, can it be delicious without chili."
Sheng Jiuan took out three hundred-yuan bills from his wallet and stuffed them into his hand: "This is a tip for you, you must do what I ask." ”
In the hot summer country, few people will give tips, and the waiter can't help but be overjoyed when he sees this, these three tickets are worth two days' salary!
After receiving the tip, the waiter was full of energy, and even the unhappiness of being reprimanded by Sheng Jiu'an was swept away, and he said happily: "Sir, don't worry, I will definitely complete the task, don't you just want to be spicy, it is definitely ten times hotter than the hottest pot bottom of the hot pot restaurant on the other side!" ”
After saying that, the waiter ran away excitedly, earning three hundred yuan out of thin air, leaving anyone unhappy.
Looking at Ye Mengqiu, who was sitting opposite without saying a word, and looking at her cold face, Sheng Jiu smiled evilly: "Hehe, you little girl, is it either food or a substance to maintain body functions, I will use the freshest fish with the spiciest pot bottom, I'll see if you don't care, don't cry and beg me when the time comes." ”
After a while, the back kitchen brought up the half-cooked fish pot, and the choking smell could be smelled far away, and the chef put the fish into the pot at Sheng Jiu'an's table with a thick mask. As the gas stove ignited, the entire pot began to boil. The fiery red peppers kept tumbling, and even the freshly pasted tortillas on the side of the pot were smoked to a spicy taste!
Take a deep breath and feel the hot breath in your nose and throat!
Where is this eating iron pot stewed fish, this is completely boiling chili water!
As the spicy smell spreads out more and more, every diner will glance at this side twice, these two people are too good, they actually drink Zhu chili water, aren't they afraid of going to the toilet?
Looking at the pot of boiling red soup, Ye Mengqiu's expression finally had a hint of surprise, Sheng Jiuan looked at her and smiled, and said, "It's hard enough, Ye Xiaoniu, this fish is delicious and delicious, don't you say you dare not eat it?" You yourself say that food is a substance that maintains body functions, and it is shameful to waste food, and there are still many people in the world who can't eat! ”
Ye Mengqiu's stubbornness also came up, and he glanced at Sheng Jiuan coldly and said, "What can't you eat." ”
After that, this very individual eldest lady directly picked up the special long chopsticks and picked up a large piece of fish meat full of soup.
Looking at the fiery red soup that kept dripping from the fish, Sheng Jiu'an flashed a wicked smile on his face, and said: "Taste it, the big white fish with three fresh dishes outside the plug, stewed in an iron pot tastes authentic and ruthless." ”
Ye Mengqiu ninja choked his breath and took a bite hard, the fish was indeed very fresh, and when he ate the second and third bites, he could no longer feel the deliciousness of the fish, he felt that the whole mouth was full of spicy, and after swallowing it, the entire esophagus was also hot with the stomach!
Although it was Shen Hai's pain, Ye Mengqiu was also able to eat spicy, and the general spicy taste was no problem for her, but the waiter took Sheng Jiu'an's money, and after running over, he completely made this pot of fish soup into chili water, which made Ye Mengqiu a little unbearable, this large piece of fish and meat was eaten, she already felt her ears buzzing, it was too spicy and spicy, and her only thought now was to drink a big sip of cold water.
"How's that, can such a warm cauldron boil you?" Sheng Jiuan gloated.
Ye Mengqiu was so spicy that she couldn't stand it, put down her chopsticks, took out a tissue, quickly wiped her tears, and then drank the juice that Sheng Jiu'an had poured a long time ago!
The spicy taste lasted for an outrageous time, and this glass of juice didn't have much effect after drinking it, so Ye Mengqiu glared at Sheng Jiu'an fiercely, and the latter had no choice but to pour another full glass of juice, and Ye Mengqiu drank it again in one go.
Sheng Jiu'an looked at Ye Mengqiu, who was not spicy, and picked up the huge fish head and put it on his plate, and ate it with relish, as if this fish soup like chili water could not have any effect on him at all, he looked at Ye Mengqiu's spicy reddish face and the beads of sweat on his forehead, and couldn't help but regret a little and said: "Oh, I knew I wouldn't have ordered it so spicy, I thought you really didn't care about food!" ”
Ye Mengqiu exhaled and glared at Sheng Jiu'an fiercely, and said coldly: "You are too dark." ”
"I'm not dark, what a sunny person I am, how can you slander me, it's so sad, you see what you said you can eat, you are not a picky eater, how can you say that I am dark now? Ye Xiaoniu, if you say now, I admit defeat, and I will change you to a normal pot of stewed fish in an iron pot, what do you think? Sheng Jiuan smiled proudly.