Chapter 30 The gun is the stupidest invention of mankind
I grabbed a cigarette from Tony, lit it, turned on the flashlight, and laughed, "You're so fucking handsome." Everyone listened, and they all gave San'er a flashlight, and I saw if he was bragging. ”
When everyone heard this, they directly turned on all their flashlights, and where there was movement, they would shine wherever there was movement.
San'er held the Type 56 submachine gun under his gills and fired continuously, and with each shot, a lizard fell into the light pillar of the flashlight.
Everyone was stunned.
Zhang Genhuo also looked at it with admiration, clapped his hands and said: "I didn't see you so awesome when I played CF, today this marksmanship god." ”
Then he seemed to think of something, and said, "Eh, I remember that there is a gun, where is it, I want to have a good time!" ”
I hurriedly shouted, "Genhuo, don't mess around!" ”
Having fun? What are you kidding, it's a gun, Zhang Genhuo, this kid has never even seen a real gun, which step of this thing is wrong, wouldn't it be unjust to die if he accidentally injured his teammates.
Captain Yu said: "Egg Master, although the marksmanship of the third master is accurate, but the number of the opposite side is indeed too much, if there is another gun, it should be able to suppress the momentum of the opposite side, but no one present should have used a real gun." I've used steel pillar air rifles in my previous training and I thought I could give it a try. ”
Steel Pillar Air Rifle ...... Where's that different from a real gun......
But there really doesn't seem to be any other way at the moment, and in this day and age, if you haven't been in the army or the police station, who has the opportunity to touch guns.
Thinking of this, I nodded.
At this time, the old horse suddenly said, "What are you talking about? Why hasn't anyone used it to rob it, let the sharpshooter Ma Ye show you a hand! ”
After that, he couldn't help but pick up the gun directly, pulled the bolt, and made the same shooting action as San'er.
"Bang!"
A gunshot rang out, and where the old horse's gun was aiming, a lizard was directly penetrated, and it was a life.
My jaw was about to drop to the ground, and I looked at the old horse incredulously and said, "Okay, you, when did you have this ability?" ”
The old horse smiled, and seemed to enjoy the feeling of being worshipped.
But Lao Ma is a bad guy who knows a little fighting skills at best, how can he manipulate a gun? This is not scientific!
I asked suspiciously, "Don't tell me you're a military enthusiast, and you'll use a gun if you love it." ”
Lao Ma didn't seem to expect me to ask such a question, so he paused for a moment and said:
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"Oh, don't worry about it, I'll explain it to you when I get a chance!"
With that, he ignored me and focused on the lizards around him.
In fact, Lao Ma's marksmanship is very average, he only hits more accurately for the first time, and the rest of the time, it may also be that the light is not good, and the movement speed of those lizards is also very fast, and his hit rate is about sixty or seventy percent.
But with the suppression of the fire of these two guns, coupled with the sound of the shooting, the lizards were so frightened that they instinctively began to flee everywhere, and there were not many lizards that kept charging at our side, and many of the lizards that ran down the mountain died on the way.
After a long time, they seemed to understand that we now had more drastic means, and I don't know if someone was giving the order, and the lizards began to retreat back like a tide.
"Ran away? What to run? I haven't had a good time yet! Coward! Disgrace! Lost the lady and broke the soldiers! ”
The old horse seemed very dissatisfied with the tactical retreat of these ultimate foodies, and shouted there with his gun in his hand for a long time, as if the lizards would come back in shame after he had finished scolding.
I said angrily: "Okay, okay, you think you are Cao Ren, you are still scolding here, those little bastards are not Zhou Yu, can you understand?" ”
My words made everyone laugh, and everyone began to laugh at the old horse, and the atmosphere suddenly eased a lot.
Captain Yu sat beside me and said with emotion: "This time, those lizards shouldn't come back, right?" ”
I nodded: "It should be, it seems that these guys don't remember what to eat or not, they have been thinking about us, on the one hand, it may be because human flesh is really delicious, and on the other hand, they may think that we are not strong enough to kill them." Otherwise, why don't they dare to go into the hole after seeing those big spiders with bells and whistles? ”
Captain Yu nodded and said with a smile: "This time, thanks to the third master and Ma Ye, those lizards are finally afraid of us." ”
The big tiger suddenly hung his head and sighed: "These lizards are also difficult enough, I don't know how many years I have lived under this, and finally some delicious guys came, chasing and chasing, chasing so far, I still can't eat, alas, the feeling of being hungry is very uncomfortable." ”
I took a closer look to see that this guy really had some sad emotions revealed, and I kicked him directly in the ass and scolded, "What about you and me pretending to be a bodhisattva? Go roll, I'm afraid they're hungry, why don't you feed yourself? ”
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Dahu rubbed his buttocks and said aggrievedly: "My master said that I can't feed my own flesh to my parents, it's unfilial." ”
I laughed angrily and asked, "So who do you want to feed?" ”
Dahu looked around very seriously, and said in a whisper: "It seems that no one is suitable......
I kicked him again: "Go, help San'er peel it!" ”
Zhang Genhuo took advantage of the fact that when we were talking, he didn't know when he touched the old horse's side, and snatched the gun while the old horse was not paying attention.
"Root live! What are you doing! This is no joke! ”
Seeing the most volatile element in the team snatch the gun away, we all looked worried.
Zhang Genhuo looked relaxed, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I still understand the basic things, and it's okay if you don't hold a gun at your teammates." ”
With that, he turned his back to us, and pointed his gun at the darkness of the distance.
"I'll try what it feels like to use a real gun, so that I can brag about it in the future."
He suddenly followed San'er's example and put the gun under his cheek, but that posture looked ...... It's copycat, it's funny.
The old horse suddenly shouted: "There is a problem with the shooting posture!" Don't shoot! ”
"Bang!"
But Zhang Genhuo directly pulled the trigger, and a precious bullet didn't know where it went in the dark.
Immediately afterwards, Zhang Genhuo seemed to throw the gun directly on the ground in pain, and the whole person covered his mouth and rolled to the ground.
This situation scared me, could it be that something went wrong and broke my mouth?
I hurriedly rushed over and grabbed Zhang Genhuo, who was still rolling on the ground, and shouted, "What's wrong with Genhuo, speak!" ”
Zhang Genhuo hurriedly shook his head at me, as if to signal that he was fine.
My hanging heart finally let go.
After a few more seconds, Zhang Genhuo finally let go of his hand, spit out a few mouthfuls of blood saliva, touched one of his teeth, and said, "The teeth are all loose, almost disfigured!" Words will not like my ......"
Lao Ma scolded: "Didn't I tell you not to shoot, your posture is not right, the recoil of the gun is all smashed into your mouth, fortunately your shoulder has unloaded part of the force, otherwise you have to break your mouth." ”
Zhang Genhuo's mouth was swollen, I don't know if he didn't have the heart to quarrel with the old horse, he surprisingly didn't fight back, just muttered to himself: "The gun is really the stupidest invention of human beings......"
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