Chapter 36: After the Accident
In the midst of joy, I suddenly felt that my relationship with Beard had improved a lot, at least I thought so, from the bottom of my heart, I began to really want to make him a friend, so I said: "Let's make a friend, I call it care, what about you?" ”
The beard was obviously stunned, then smiled and said, "You are too blind to make friends, and you want to make friends with me just because of such a thing?" ”
I was also stunned: "What? Isn't that enough? If you don't want to, forget it. Then it occurred to me that this guy is too old!
"Don't think about it." Beard said: "I just think you are not bad, so I remind you, there are not many people in this world who are worthy of your trust, it is best not to be moved by certain things, whether it is to make friends or do something else, rationality is the most important." Some people think that if you are reckless in your life, you will not have regrets, but my friend's experience tells me that recklessness will leave regrets for others, which is irresponsible to those close to you. ”
I said that if you don't come here, don't you want to make friends with you? Lao Tzu hates what others do in front of me the most.
Hu Zi smiled and stretched out his hand: "Then give you a face, my surname is Hu, just call me Hu, my name has long been forgotten." ”
I listened to his tone with a bit of vicissitudes, and thought to myself that this guy was either a pretending to be a convict or a man with a story, but from a friend's point of view, I believed that he was the latter, and shook his hand very happily.
He held my hand very tightly and didn't let go for a long time, and I laughed and scolded: "You take advantage of me, don't you?" ”
Unexpectedly, Hu Zi looked at me very seriously and said, "Brother, listen, I am also a forty-year-old person, I have not made a few real friends, only a friend of life and death, but now my whereabouts are unknown." You must remember what I just said, don't be rash in anything, I don't want to lose any more friends in life and death. ”
I smiled and said don't worry. Maybe I don't have enough age and experience, although I listened to his words very carefully, I didn't take it seriously.
"You call care? Is the surname Guan? The beard was silent for a long time, and suddenly asked.
I nodded and said, "What?" Don't tell me you have a grudge against the guy with the surname Guan! I'm sorry, we're buddies now. ”
Hu Zi laughed: "You kid, well, I have no enmity with the surname Guan, and it is a coincidence, Hu Ye I only worship two people in my life, both surnamed Guan, one is Guan Yuguan Second Master during the Three Kingdoms, and the other is Guan Yu Guan Ye during the Republic of China." You should be familiar with the first one, and you probably haven't heard of the latter. ”
"I've heard that Guan Yudong is my grandfather." I said with some smugness.
"What?" Hu Zi suddenly sat up excitedly, and then seemed to remember his current situation, and lay down again, still surprised: "Stinky boy, don't take advantage of me, why don't you say that Guan Yu is your ancestor?" ”
I laughed: "That's not good, maybe I'm really Guan Yu's descendant." Then I said very seriously: "Seriously, my grandfather's name is Guan Zhentian, nicknamed Siberian Tiger, my grandfather Guan Yudong, believe it or not, who dares to joke about their ancestors?" ”
Hu Zi looked at me for a long time, but still shook his head: "Impossible, the descendants of the Siberian Tiger will not be so second-minded, you are definitely not, unless you take off your clothes and let me see." ”
I said what are you doing? Just because of this, you want to force good prostitution, right? To tell you the truth, I don't have a tiger tattoo on my body, but I am indeed the grandson of Guan Yudong, believe it or not, you are only a second product.
"I believe it." Hu Zi said: "The people who followed you are also Siberian Tiger people, right?" ”
I shook my head: "I don't know, I'm not a member of the Siberian Tigers, unless my dad knows." ”
Beard looked at me suspiciously and wondered, "You're not a member of the Siberian Tigers?" What does Guan Ye think? Well, maybe he's right. ”
What do you mean? I asked.
"It's not interesting." The beard was silent for a while and asked, "Enough rest, right?" Get moving. ”
"Well, I mean, you're trying to lose my appetite, aren't you? What do you mean? "I was a little anxious.
Beard pointed to the exit above and said, "Let's talk about it when we get out, it's important to run for your life now." ”
I said yes, and then rolled into a far corner and said, "Okay, let's detonate." ”
Hu Zi scolded with a smile: "Why are you kid hiding so far away?" I don't believe in Hu Ye's technique, right? With that, he lit the lead in his hand, and then rolled to the other side.
The lead burned very fast, and it was about to detonate the detonator, to say that this person was unlucky, drinking cold water and stuffing his teeth, and the dog didn't know why the mechanism actually moved, and the magnet that fixed the detonator was disturbed by external forces, and suddenly flipped over, and was immediately attracted to the ground and fell, followed by a black shadow also fell, and I saw that it was the monster!
I didn't have time to react to the beard at all, and after a loud bang, I was completely confused.
In the midst of the chaos, I smelled a strong smell of burning, and I thought to myself, Lao Tzu should not be roasted by the heat wave of the detonator, right? It felt ethereal, like a dream. I felt a pain in my calf, and when I looked down, there was a huge white worm cutting off the flesh on my calf with its sharp chelate and sending it to my mouth, and the worm's head had a human face, miserable white, and the expression on my face was fucking enjoyable, I scolded the fucking for using Lao Tzu's thigh as a steak, right?
In a fit of rage, I didn't know where to pick up a short sword and stab it directly into the insect's mouth, and then a milky white fishy liquid squirted out of the insect's mouth, making me look in the face. I touched my face and didn't touch anything.
The sharp pain in my leg brought me to my senses, and I realized that it wasn't the bug that I had stabbed, but the monster. Its sharp nails had been inserted into my flesh, but it seemed to have been killed by me, lying motionless on the ground.
I carefully moved my thigh out of the way, the wound was deep, but not much blood was shedding. The monster's lower body was completely scorched, and it was no longer visible. I pulled out the short sword, and I couldn't help but wonder a little, seeing that the style of this short sword is very simple, where did I get it?
Then I looked around and was dumbfounded. I saw a very large space, and the whole space emitted a faint and faint green light, although the green light gave people a very weak and weird feeling, but it illuminated the whole space. The whole space was full of rare treasures, piles of gold bars everywhere, and when illuminated by green light, they emitted an eerie but brilliant light.
The Mountain of Gold Bars (that's all I can say, because I was so blown away.) There are countless gems and pearls in it, giving people the feeling that his grandmother here is a super jewelry store, and I feel dizzy when I see it.
Pearls, gemstones, gold, jadeite, almost all the treasures I know are here, and there are a lot of them that I haven't seen. They were shrouded in that green light, and they looked magical, but they were real, and if it weren't for the fact that my worldview had been almost destroyed, I would definitely think that I had returned to the West. I can't describe the amount of jewelry here, maybe money is really just a digital concept here.
Immediately, I found that those glowing things turned out to be night pearls, some mixed in the golden mountain, and some were inlaid on the stone wall like stars.
For a moment I couldn't believe my eyes, I patted my head and tried to make myself sober, but what was in front of me did exist, but I couldn't believe it was real after all,, I shouldn't have blown up my stupid hallucinations, right?
"Beard! Beard! If you hear it, fart! Beard! "I really can't accept this kind of scene, so I can only cry out for my beard desperately, if he is here, at least someone can bear it with me.
"Hu Ye is not dead yet, don't call it a soul there!" Looking at the sound of the beard, I found a huge pile of jewels scattered out, and the beard struggled to roll out inside, looking at these rare treasures, he suddenly opened his mouth wide: "Damn, why are there so many night pearls?" Care, you call twice more, hurry up and call my soul back, how do I feel that my soul is out of body? ”
I said if you have an out-of-body soul, then I am no better, have you ever seen someone who can call his own soul?
Beard picked up a black gravel on the ground, seemed to understand something, and then pointed to it: "Damn, look!" ”