Chapter 64: Fake Taoist
After throwing up for a while, both of us felt like we were dying. Qiao Fat suddenly said to me in a weak tone: "Lin Shuo, do you say that your second uncle will know such a result." That's why he didn't come in person! ”
Listening to Qiao Fatty's words, I was stunned for a moment! However, I don't know why, but in my heart, I also agreed with Qiao Fatzi's idea!
When the two of us got up, I suddenly realized that behind us was a small two-story building. You know, it's amazing to have a two-story building in a place like this!
Soon, I saw the words "Health Center" written on one wall of the two-story building.
It seems that this is the health center where the old patriarch is!
However, to my surprise, there was a group of people lying in front of a glass window in the health center, constantly looking inside. It seems that there is something that attracts them!
Seeing this, I glanced at Fat Qiao and leaned over.
Through the crowd, we saw that it was no one else sitting in that room. None other than the old patriarch!
Now that the room where the old patriarch is has been confirmed, Qiao Fatzi and I walked directly into the health center. Found the room where the old patriarch was, and Qiao Fat Man and I finally squeezed in.
It is said to be crowded, and that is because there are a lot of people standing at the door of this room. I don't know what they're looking at? You work so hard!
As soon as he saw me and Fat Qiao come in, the village chief hurriedly pulled us and said, "Hurry up and see what's wrong with the old patriarch?" ”
Hearing the words of the village chief, I focused on the old patriarch. saw that he was sitting on the hospital bed with his head bowed at the moment, and he didn't know what he was talking about.
Seeing this situation, I glanced at Fat Qiao and me. This is obviously evil! However, how could he fall for evil?
With a stomach full of doubts, I called out to the old patriarch. However, the old patriarch ignored us as if he had not heard.
I couldn't help but frown!
Seeing me frowning, the village chief hurriedly asked me, "What's wrong with the old patriarch?" ”
I shook my head and said, "It's hard to say! It feels like you've lost your mind by something! ”
Qiao Fat couldn't help but say to me on the side: "Do you want to try your Lin family's burial soul buckle?" ”
I pondered for a while, but I still shook my head and said, "The old patriarch is too old, and the three souls are unstable in the first place. If I use the Soul Burial Clasp again, I'm afraid I'll bring his soul out with me. ”
"What then? You can't just wait! ”
After listening to Qiao's words, I said slowly: "Actually, I have a way to try." ”
As soon as he heard that I had a solution, the village chief hurriedly asked, "What is the solution?" Tell me about it! ”
I opened my mouth and was about to speak.
At this moment, there was a noise of people outside the ward. Someone seems to be squeezing into it!
The person in front was impatiently crowded, and couldn't help but turn around and want to scold. However, when they turned around, they immediately changed to a smiling face. Said politely: "Master You, you are here!" ”
As the honorific title of "Master You" fell, a middle-aged man wearing a straight suit, a pair of shiny big scalp shoes on his feet, and I don't know how much wax was smeared on his head, appeared in our sight.
As soon as he entered the door, he said with a surprised face: "Strange! How could there be so much resentment in this room? Looks like there must be some kind of wrongdoing again! ”
Looking at his appearance, Fat Qiao couldn't help but ask, "Who are you?" ”
Master You didn't speak, but a villager from a neighboring village said dissatisfiedly, "How can you speak? You has to be polite when talking to our Master You! This is Master You specially invited by our village! Whether it's catching ghosts and subduing demons, it's all hand-to-hand! ”
Hearing this, Fat Qiao smiled: "Yo! So powerful! Then Master Qiao, I'm going to have a long time to see today! Look at how this Master You fights ghosts and demons! ”
And Master You didn't pay attention to the two of us at this time, and continued to look left and right looking for the injustice he said.
Qiao Fat Man really can't stand it! I yelled at him twice: "Hey! Hey! What are you doing? Here it is! All of us can see that something is wrong with this person, you can't fail to see it! ”
Hearing Qiao Fatzi's words, Master You coughed dryly in embarrassment, and then walked towards the old patriarch.
I lowered my voice and said to Fat Qiao, "It seems that this thing doesn't understand anything!" It's all about running here to cheat money! ”
Fat Qiao rolled his eyes and said, "You just let him do it for a while!" I'll see how he ends up in a while! ”
Master You came to the old patriarch and snorted coldly: "I am the seventh, seventh, forty-ninth generation descendant of the Star Palace!" Who the hell are you? Don't hurry up and get your name! ”
As soon as he heard this, Fat Qiao couldn't help but laugh "poof": "Descendant of the Star Palace? Also seventy-seven forty-nine generations? Feelings, his ability is learned from the Tianlong Babu! ”
I can't help but laugh too!
The old patriarch raised his head and said a lot of words to him. However, none of the people present could hear it!
That Master You was also slightly stunned. However, I still worked hard to continue the performance. He sat directly across from the old patriarch on his knees, took a deep breath, and then spit it out. Inhale again and exhale......
After a few spouts, they actually began to "gurgle" about things we didn't understand. The surrounding villagers in the neighboring villages suddenly opened their mouths in surprise!
"Look! Master Nayou can actually talk to ghosts! ”
"It's worthy of Master You! Sure enough, it can do anything! ”
Listening to the chatter of the people around me, I shook my head secretly. It's okay for Master You to deceive these people with this trick. However, a discerning person will find that the old patriarch and Master You are now talking separately, and their words are completely incorrect!
Qiao Fat Man couldn't help but say to me: "If this Master You continues to deceive gods and ghosts like this, something will definitely happen!" ”
I nodded approvingly.
In the end, I don't know if Master You said that he was tired, or if he really couldn't act! Straight up from the ground. Then he opened the black leather bag he brought with him and took out a few pieces of yellow paper from it. I dipped the brush in some ink and began to dance on the yellow paper.
Qiao Fat Man and I leaned over to take a look, only to find that Master You was completely scribbling on yellow paper. And it's particularly unprofessional! The four pieces of yellow paper are completely different!
After the painting, Master You used a lighter to set the yellow paper on fire. Then, around the old patriarch's body began to shake incessantly. At the same time, I don't know what I'm talking about. We don't understand it anyway!
The more he was like this, the more those around him felt that he was unfathomable! In the end, this Master You estimated that there was really nothing to play, so he actually took out the peachwood sword and began to keep gesturing in front of the old patriarch.
At this moment, the old patriarch, who was originally sitting motionless on the bed, suddenly raised his hand like lightning and grabbed Master You's peachwood sword tightly. Then, back a bit. Master You didn't react in time, and was directly pulled over. The body fell directly on the hospital bed!
Before he could get up again, the old patriarch had already grabbed him by the hair with one hand and pressed his head tightly against the bed. The inside of his mouth is still "gurgling" in some language that we don't understand.
Everyone was panicked at this moment!
Due to the suddenness of the incident, we simply did not have time to react.
After the old patriarch finished speaking, he raised the peachwood sword in his other hand and stabbed it at Master You's neck.
I yelled, "Don't! ”
Then he hurriedly rushed over and grabbed the peachwood sword in the old patriarch's hand. I thought I could take it down. However, at this time, the old patriarch's strength was extremely strong! He actually broke through my obstacle and continued to stab Master You in the neck.
Fortunately, at this critical time, Qiao Fat came to the rescue. However, even so, Master You's neck was cut with a long bloody cut. Blood doesn't want to flow out like money!
With the help of me and Fat Qiao, Master You rolled off the hospital bed with a stream of urine. Then, wailing, he fled in embarrassment.
By now, people have also understood that this Master You is a liar! I don't understand anything at all! Immediately, all eyes were cast on me and Fat Qiao.
Because, at the moment, the situation of the two of us is very awkward. One after the other held the old patriarch's hand, and the fat man Qiao reacted first. He said loudly to me, "Lin Shuo, didn't you say before that you had a way?" You'd better use it quickly! ”
I was about to say yes, but at this time, the old patriarch raised his head and looked at me, and said a lot of words. Without hesitation, I raised my hand and slapped him in the face.
Just heard the crisp sound of "pop", and the people around were shocked! No one thought that I would start beating someone!
Just after I slapped him, I noticed that the expression on the old patriarch's face had changed. Looking at my eyes, there is a little more feeling!
My heart is overjoyed! Knowing that this is the old patriarch going back to normal!
However, then I saw that the old patriarch's expression had become the same as just now, and his eyes had become dilated again!
! This time, I'm going to give you a slap in the face!
Thinking of this, I raised my hand again and prepared to give the old patriarch a hard time. However, the old patriarch grabbed me by the placket and threw me off the bed.
With a "plop", I fell heavily to the ground.
Even so, the old village chief doesn't seem to have gotten rid of his hatred! He jumped out of the hospital bed and was ready to chase after me!
Fat Joe hurriedly saved him from behind, and beckoned the others to come and help.
Since it was not their own village's business, none of the people in the neighboring villages were willing to take this risk. In the end, it was the village chief and the driver of the three jumpers who followed Qiao Fatzi to restrain the old patriarch!