Two months have passed, and the relationship between Huju and Xiao Wangnian has become more and more stiff.

When it was calm, it was a cold war with a carbon fire, and the scene that broke out was like World War II.

Very pyrotechnic!

Xiao Wangnian's name for the pot is still not polite, just met a few days ago directly called "bad woman", and then couldn't stand the lesson of his father, directly called nothing, a "hey" word is simple.

The so-called "stepmother is difficult to be" really has a certain amount of truth, but the little stepmother is even more difficult. The pot is good for Xiao Wangnian, and he doesn't take it for granted in the eyes of Xiao Wangnian, but thinks that the pot has other plans. The better she gets, the more cold she is, making her thankless. even likes to see the "lackey-like" of the pot behind him, once Xiao Wangnian forced the pot to call him "little prince", and he didn't dare to mention it again after being reprimanded by his father.

Alas, the pot felt sorry for himself, thinking, good is also wrong, bad is even more wrong. She scolded in her heart, little children are even more difficult to deal with than adults. At the same time, he was also a little complacent, and it is estimated that the reason why Tan Yu did not rush people was that he had acquiesced and gotten used to her existence.

As long as the little forgetfulness is successfully done, there seems to be no obstacles.

The premise is how to make this little kid convinced, which is a very nerve-wracking and laborious thing.

If she doesn't get this done now, then she won't become a vicious stepmother who talks about forgetting her years in the future. If you think about that word casually, the cells in the whole body seem to have a mouth and are abnormally active.

Although Kepot feels that being a stepmother is also a bit criticized, it is already a matter of accustomation for the minds of new young people. Who hasn't had a failed marriage, and the divorce rate in today's society has sprung up like mushrooms after a rain.

Eh, but Tan Yu and Xiao Wangnian's mother don't seem to have been officially married, whether the rumors are true or false, and it's not good to shrug your waist to question, in short, the pot pot is also heard from the mouth of the elders.

She rolled her eyes, if that's the case, to put it bluntly, the little forgetful year is the product of a night of romance.

Every time Xiao Wangnian resisted the kettle, the kettle thought to himself: Who told you to rush to reincarnate in your last life, no, you met a "halfway lover".

Haha, as soon as the pot tells the truth, his mouth is also slightly poisonous.

In the memory of Juju's age, when I was a child, there was a family drama with a symbol of the times, called "Mother's Heart After Spring". When she was tuning the channel, she didn't like to watch it when she met it, but now she likes it very much, projecting the video onto the TV, reminiscing about that era with relish on the big screen, and every time there is a touching point, she will see it sensational and crying.

Tan Yu thinks that the pot pot is a bit idiotic. And Xiao Forget thought it was "after the spring - mother's heart", although he didn't say anything. If the pot knew that Xiao Forgetful Year understood it this way, the pot would vomit blood.

When the summer vacation was about to end, Xiao Wangnian's school organized a parent-teacher meeting to give a holiday safety speech, and the pot entered the WeChat parent group, so she knew it before Xiao Wangnian came back to report.

But if Xiao Wangnian comes back to report, he won't report to her.

Tonight, Xiao Wangnian didn't say a word at the dinner table, stuffed the lean meat in the bowl into his mouth, and deliberately didn't say anything.

The pot glanced at Xiao Nian, who didn't say anything, and then at Tan Yu, maybe he was busy with surgery recently, and his eyes drooped into a line tiredly. When Kettle looked over, he was afraid that he would fall asleep at the dinner table.

"I've been busy lately, eat more." The pot and pot sandwiched the vegetables and went to the bowl of Tan Yu, and then sandwiched a piece of pork ribs into the bowl of Xiao Wangnian.

"Yes, tomorrow is going to be a busy day......

Xiao Wangnian's eyes were quick, and he quickly moved the bowl away, and the ribs under the pot, pot and chopsticks were empty, and he fell on the table. Halfway through the conversation, he was choked by Xiao Wangnian's operation.

"I have hands." He took a bite of his meal and replied impolitely.

"If you have a hand, pick it up and eat it."

The words of the two fathers and sons were so cold that they made each other tremble.

Seeing that Xiao Wangnian didn't make the next move, she resolved the embarrassment and picked it up and ate it, and said with a smile: "I slipped my hand just now, and I didn't clamp it steadily, so it was delicious!" Nothing happened to her, and she talked to Xiao Wangnian again: "I will take the last two subjects tomorrow, so I am not sure." ”

"Dad, I'm very good, I can get back with a hundred points." Xiao Wangnian spoke unashamedly, his squirming oily mouth was greasy as if it had been coated with a layer of honey, and he rolled up his sleeve and wiped his mouth after he finished speaking.

Tan Yu will not encourage his son like ordinary parents or smile happily, and spit out a sentence that is annoying, "Wait for the next semester's exam papers to come down and let the parents look at the signature." Don't talk too soon, beware of punishing you for copying your mistakes a hundred times. ”

His son has a few golden shovels, can he be Lao Tzu know! Tan Yu looked at the young year, and thought that this time it is estimated that he will take the test again in the eighties. This phenomenon is because I am proud to underestimate my own strength, and every time I take the exam, I feel that the test questions are very simple, and after handing in the papers with satisfaction, I imagine that each one is a full score with a red tick, and I only know what is wrong after sending the test papers. As the saying goes, reality is beautiful, imagination is cruel.

When Xiao Wangnian heard that "the wrong question was copied a hundred times", he was so frightened that he didn't say anything, and he didn't even mention the matter of his parents attending the dismissal ceremony tomorrow.

Kettle reminded him, "Little Forgetful New Year, tomorrow is a holiday, do you still have something to tell us?" ”

Xiao Wangnian pretended not to hear, and turned to talk to his father, "Dad, when will we go back to our hometown during the summer vacation?" ”

"If you want to go during the summer vacation, I'll talk about it when I'm not busy." Talking about Yu is so faint that it seems to be someone else's business.

As soon as Hu Ke heard Xiao Wangnian mention the problem of his hometown, the matter of the parent-teacher meeting was suddenly thrown out of the clouds. Xiao Wangnian mentioned this, about their hometown, Huju forgot that he didn't know anything about Tan Yu's hometown. Never understood before.

"Hey, where is your hometown, how is it compared to this city center?" She asked, touching her lips to her chopsticks.

"It must be incomparable, it is at the foot of the mountain, in a ravine with horns. Rotten tile walls. ”

Twig almost popped out the rice in his mouth because of his answer, "You are so rich, how can your family live in a ravine, your house is in the center of the city, and the location of your hometown is at least in the town." ”

Tan Yu's colored glasses stared at the pot, she realized that she had said the wrong thing, and after a few turns of her round eyes, she immediately reached out to cover her mouth to justify: "I don't mean anything else, and I'm not with you because of these things outside my body." ”

After Tan Yu finished eating, he silently cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks. There was no suspicion on his face.

Xiao Wangnian didn't listen to their conversation, and was thinking about when to talk about tomorrow's parent-teacher conference. He took advantage of the pot to turn around to throw out the garbage, and found an hour opportunity to tell his father: "Parents will go to school tomorrow afternoon to attend the dismissal ceremony. ”

Tan Yu yawned and said, "Why don't you let Aunt Lu go, Dad has an important operation tomorrow afternoon." ”

Xiao Wangnian immediately pursed the corners of his mouth, obviously unhappy, patted the dishwashing water in his father's bowl, and the oil splashed out and puffed on his face, "No, she is not my parent, I won't let her go." ”

"Only she goes, or you call grandpa from the country?" Tan Yu glanced at his son questioningly, and then focused his gaze on the sink.

"If you don't give it to her, you don't give it to you!"

Xiao Wangnian's answer was very stubborn and dissatisfied, but the pot pot that had just put down the trash can was happy, and the trash can had already been let go before it hit the ground. Tan Yu's sentence "Let your Aunt Lu go" reached her ears very comfortably, she knew that he had regarded her as a family, and what was even happier was that Tan Yu didn't think about it when he said this.

The pot should have set off a firecracker to celebrate.

The father and son turned their heads when they heard the sound of the trash can, and the pot stood and looked at them with a smile, pretending that he had just arrived, "What are you father and son whispering?" Tell me about it. ”

"Forget the year and say tomorrow..."

Before Tan Yu's words were finished, he was robbed by Xiao Wangnian, "I said that Dad is a big villain, and you are also a bad woman!" Then Little Feet ran back to the room with a clatter.

The pot pot stood dumb in place.

"You can go to the parent-teacher meeting tomorrow to talk about the New Year, I have an important operation tomorrow and can't be separated."

Even if Huju knew about this matter a long time ago, when she heard Tan Yu say it to herself, she couldn't stop laughing happily in her heart.

"Yes, sir, my subordinates will not disgrace their mission!" Huju stood up straight and saluted Tan Yu with a smile, and then leaned over and muttered: "But he doesn't seem to be happy when he forgets the New Year......"

"Leave him alone." Tan Yu said.

None of them saw it, and the little forgetful year in the corner was even more unhappy.

Tan Yu thought that it was a natural thing to let the pot go to the parent-teacher meeting, and the little forgetful year had to accept it, and if he didn't accept it, he had to accept it, and he would have to say nothing.

The next day, he sent Xiao Wangnian to the school gate and then turned to work, Xiao Wangnian was unhappy all the way, muffled and didn't say a word to his father. After Tan Yu got off work, he realized that his rebellious son's resistance turned out to be a missed exam.

On the last day, the last two subjects were missed.

The head teacher originally thought that he was late for the New Year, but he still didn't see him after fifteen minutes of the exam. first informed Tan Yu that no one answered the phone, and then Aite the pot pot in the parent group.

Kettle was startled when she received the news, she was watching TV, the popcorn in her hand was leaning on the sofa like a waterfall, Xiao Wangnian was not at home, and where the person went became a mystery. Tan Yu Tie must have been busy so he didn't receive a call, and the brain of the pot was suddenly distracted, and his thoughts were like a neat handful of noodles being disturbed after being put into the pot, and the whole person was in a panic.

Until Tan Yu came to school after work, there was still no news of the New Year. Tan Yu obviously saw his son enter the school with his own eyes, and when he asked the doorman, the doorman said that there was a student in the second and third grades who had gone out of the school gate before the exam, claiming to have gone to the commissary to buy exam pencils, and he was not seen to enter the school again. Nine times out of ten, that student is just talking about forgetting the year.

Tan Yu's face turned darker than before, and when he touched it, it seemed that his hands were going to be black.

Xiao Wangnian's head teacher's face was not very good, and when he saw the pot pot standing next to Tan Yu, the teacher's heart was snorted, and he asked to talk to Tan Yu alone.

The golden sunlight shone on the vast playground, and the sunset gradually entered the western mountains, casting slender shadows. Xinran's face was facing the stage. Students sit side by side with their parents for a dismissal ceremony.

Everyone is a parent and a child, and they both sit together.

The kettle pot is a single row of seats. It's sad.

Before coming to the ceremony with her, I imagined two looks. The reality is always like this, as if it has grown legs and feet, and has run out of the imagination.

Juju didn't have the heart to listen to what the summer vacation safety propaganda was about. However, she is already a person who has come over, and few people can listen to the same words, but the students are a little unbearable for the ceremony that only takes 30 minutes.

She was thinking about what the head teacher would say to Tan Yu, so that she was "driven" here to become the most special and lonely parent.

One of the most important things to do after the ceremony was to find out where Xiao Wangnian had gone.

The light obliquely disappeared into the horizon, and the summer sunset played hide and seek in the night ink. Tan Yu thought that Xiao Wangnian had nowhere to go except home, so he called the community doorman who was on duty that day. I was glad that the doorman said that he had just seen Xiao Wangnian go upstairs, and everyone's hearts fell steadily.

The moment Juju and Tan Yu opened the door, she knew that it would not be safe tonight.

Xiao Wangnian knew that he had made a mistake, and his eyes showed a little fear. Tan Yu approached and raised his hand in the face of those little eyes.

Before he could see how Tan Yu did it, there was a crisp slap in his ears, and then two lines of crystal tears hung on Xiao Wangnian's red cheeks.

Two lines of tears on the floor immediately turned into a thousand lines of tears.

"Do you know the consequences of not going to the exam? Do you think it's as simple as just skipping a meal? Tan Yu's questioning words were like thunderbolts splitting down.

"I don't care, so I don't have to see her for the dismissal ceremony, I don't like her standing next to me, and I don't want her to appear in the eyes of my classmates." The little forgetful year is categorical, and a child of such an age speaks like a knife straight to the heart of a person.

Tan Yu paused, his eyes could not move fluently, and his steps were also infected and he was struggling. Xiao Wangnian's words were intertwined with the head teacher's long talk, and the syllables choked into his throat, like warning words that bound his hands and feet.

Bitterness spread through his internal organs, taking up every inch of flesh and blood.

After Xiao Wangnian entered the room, the pot rubbed his head, and the bitterness on his face did not decrease at all, but became more dignified.

She looked at Tan Yu sitting on the sofa, his eyes shining with a moist light. It's rare to see such a talk.

Huket walked over and sat next to him and asked, "What did the head teacher who forgot the New Year tell you just now?" ”

Tan Yu's mouth squirmed, as if he wanted to say something and then closed his mouth.

"I know, somehow on the same page as me, right?" The pot is very smart, and the reason why some things are accurate at a glance is mostly because of intuition, and intuition is not empty. Rather, there are sprouting seeds that grow quietly in the heart.

Talking about forgetting the mother's mother is that seed.

Tan Yu saw Huhu bow his head and lower his face, even if it was a bitter gourd face, he still couldn't hide the naughty and clever child's appearance, facing that delicate baby face, he really doubted that Huhu had reported his age when he settled down, and it was estimated that he would have to be a "Tianshan Tong Grandma" when he got old.

"The classmates in the class all said that I ate tender grass and found someone who could be my sister to be my stepmother. They gave Forgetfulness some bad nicknames, which is the reason for Forgetfulness's distress, causing him to use absenteeism to resist you from attending the dismissal ceremony. Tan Yu brought it up coldly, and this open pot was startled, thinking that Tan Yu was going to say nothing, but it was such a terrible fact. The so-called "blockbuster".

What nickname did the classmates give to the year, the head teacher did not tell Tan Yu directly, it is normal for friends and classmates to love nicknames, once the play is too noisy, the children who are not aware of the bad state of affairs at a few years old will join in the fun, like a construction worker who is indiscriminate, and builds a long bridge of decay that collapses with a push in the fertile and healthy soul every day. Those ugly nicknames are only known to Xiao Wangnian to bear the taste.

Huju's little face added a few angry faces, "It must be the uproar provoked by Wu Jiajiao, his father's name is really deserved, a child without a tutor!" ”

Tan Yu is not like a child who puts the blame on someone else's family, because he knows that the initiator of all this is only himself, nothing more. He began to blame himself for whether he had fulfilled his duty as a father since he was a child, or whether strict love was the right love.

"Tan Yu, can you tell me about my mother?" Huju's expression became serious, and the more she resisted her, the more she wanted to know about this matter urgently. At the same time, there is a little sorrow hidden in curiosity, curiosity grows like an inflated balloon, and once it is punctured, it will be unconfident.

But Tan Yu still kept silent, like a mother who never knew her son, and instead led the topic to her son, "I don't know if I was born in the month or day of the year." One day when I got off work, I was still a baby lying in my house, the moment I picked him up he seemed to sense something, and suddenly he cried loudly, no matter how hard he cried, there was not a single tear. Later, as he grew up, I was very strict with him, and I didn't know whether it was a blame or a guilt. The birthday of the New Year's Eve was the day I saw my child for the first time. ”

"Did his mother leave the baby in your house? Did his mom never come back? "The pot pot was lying on the sofa, and the whole person couldn't lift his spirits.

Tan Yu didn't answer, clutching a key tightly in his hand.

Kettle guessed it, they were a couple at that time, and the person who was going to leave was afraid that it was not only the child who left, but also the key in his hand.

The ticking time turned to one o'clock in the morning, and when the pot got up at night, he passed by the room where he talked about the new year, and through the crack in the door, the light was still on inside.

The next morning, Tan Yu went to work, and Xiao Wangnian came late from the room. The pot glanced at the past, Xiao Wangnian's eye frame was red and swollen, he paced his little feet to the table, and ate breakfast in small bites, not making a sucking sound like in the past, and he didn't even grab any of the meat buns he liked to eat, which was distressing to look at.

The pot reached out and twisted his meaty face, and said with a grin: "Yesterday, your father didn't dare to be heavy-handed, and now the face of the little meat and the meat is still as cute as before." ”

Xiao Wangnian didn't appreciate it at all, and grabbed the hand of the kettle.

"Oops, it's time to cut your nails." The back of the kettle's hand left three white marks, and if it went a little deeper, it would bleed, "Your father said that the longer the nails, the more bacteria." ”

"No, I won't listen to you." Xiao Wangnian pouted and squeezed out a disgusted look.

Juju picked up a nail clipper and cut his own nails, and boasted by the way, "Yes, your father's words are the holy decree, and I, at most, am a little eunuch who preaches the holy decree." She shook off her short hair, and the fine short hair really looked like a tassel on the top of the hat of a little eunuch in the Qing Dynasty.

"Little eunuch, I have the sword of Shang Fang, I will ask my father to give you death." Xiao Wangnian didn't know where to pull out a silver sword engraved with "Shang Fang Sword" and pointed at the kettle.

The kettle's fingers touched the blade of the sword, and smashed his mouth to show disdain, "Your sword is fake, do you believe that I have a real sword." ”

Xiao Wangnian was a little unconvinced, withdrew his sword and said, "I don't believe it, what you say is a lie." ”

Kettle laughed, he hadn't cosplayed for a long time, and when he heard the question of Forget the Year, he went back to the room on a whim and turned out the costume things, remembering that Xiao Forgetful often watched "Black Butler" and dressed up Charles, and went out with a sword in hand after three times and two clicks.

"Look, my magic hand is a sword!" The pot stood up in costume, and he was stunned when he saw Xiao Nian.

This just fits the appetite of Xiao Nian, he likes the anime beauty Charles very much, and when he saw the costume of the pot, he became interested, and quickly asked what it was.

"Haha, you kid haven't seen it, it's a dress up game!" The pot said with a smug look on his face.

As if a three-year-old child had seen candy, he couldn't care about anything, pulling the corner of his pot and clamoring to dress up Charles.

Juju squinted his left eye at Xiao Wangnian and made an embarrassed expression, "It's a little difficult for you to dress up with this figure, and your clothes have to step on the ground!" There is no size that fits you. ”

Xiao Wangnian immediately let go with a cold face when he heard this, turned around and pouted and began to hate the pot again.

The pot saw that the situation was not very good, just now Xiao Wangnian pulled the corner of her clothes and the two people seemed to be a little closer, she went back to the room and took out a soft ruler, and took out her mobile phone to open the shopping website and said: "Okay, okay, it's not that I don't dress you up, I'll see what props and costumes are suitable for you, you are too short!" ”

Xiao Wangnian happily turned back and asked the pot to measure the size, and then the two faces faced the mobile phone to choose clothes. Xiao Wangnian happily pointed his finger to the screen and commented on this good and that good, the child's mind is to want everything!

"I'm going to dress up as Nezha."

"Okay, I'll see."

"I want this."

"No, it's not for you."

"Hmph, you just don't want to spend money and don't want to buy it for me!"

"Nothing."

"Then you buy me ten sets."

"I don't need ten sets, I buy too many and get gnawed by rats!"

…

The kettle was almost dizzy by his quarrel, and somehow whose hand was the first to do it, began to jokingly make noise.

When the two were fighting each other on the sofa, Tan Yu opened the door, and saw the two people who were staggering, thinking that they were fighting, but when he saw that they were talking and laughing on their faces, it didn't look like they were quarreling, so he wondered in his heart.

Juju sat up and tidied up her wig, Tan Yu was not very happy after looking Juju up and down, she smiled slightly and said, "I'm just playing, I don't mean to hit your son." ”

"That's not good, teach bad boys." Tan Yu said, Huju didn't know what he meant, he pointed to her appearance again, "Hurry up and change these strange clothes." ”

Huju immediately faced his objection: "Why do you teach bad children, the clothes are not stolen, and they stand in front of you openly!" ”

Xiao Wangnian said to the side: "Dad, I want to play this, it's fun!" ”

"No, you're too young to play!"

Tan Yu turned to the pot and said, "Look, you've only been pretending to be a few hours, and Tan Wangnian is so enigmatic that you don't know the world!" In the future, you can't be obsessed with anime! Hurry up and clean up and don't show up again, or I'll burn these things. ”

He resolutely resisted, spoke crisply and neatly, without dragging his feet at all, and went upstairs into the room after speaking. Xiao Niannian was aggrieved on the sofa with tears in the corners of his eyes.

"Hey, hey, talk about Yu, don't kill your child's interest so much!" Kettle chased after him and knocked on the door to save the situation.

A voice came from inside: "It's time to cook." ”

"Oh."

The pot changed back into the clothes he wore on weekdays, and stuck out his tongue at Xiao Niannian on the sofa before walking into the kitchen.

Little Forgetful Nian trotted in and followed the pot, and his short body suddenly sat down next to her, picking up snow peas in the basket with her. Ju Ke thought that the child had come to make trouble as usual, but she changed her mind when she saw Xiao Wangnian put the peeled snow peas in the bowl.

"Go wash your hands and peel them again." The pot urged him.

Xiao Wangnian didn't refute, obediently got up and went to the sink and came back, which made the pot even more unexpected, and she also knew that the reason for this phenomenon was probably that he asked her.

Sure enough, Xiao Wangnian peeled five snow peas, and couldn't help asking: "Dad said that he won't play dress up games for us, what should I do?" Do you still buy those clothes? ”

Tulkey smiled and put his finger to his lips, "Shhh, he works all day, this summer vacation is not enough for you to play quietly?" ”

Xiao Wangnian heard the subconscious meaning of the pot words, and grinned and ate the peeled snow peas into his mouth.

"Hey, it's raw!" The pot slapped the little hand that had forgotten the year, and a snow pea rolled down under the table.

Xiao Wangnian pouted his face, "snorted" and lowered his head to pick up the beans and flush them through the water, still stuffing the beans into his mouth again, "You can eat it raw." ”

Juju was dumbfounded, not knowing that snow peas could still be eaten raw, thinking that it was an excuse for greedy nonsense, "A bean can't wait to be cooked, and you won't know the consequences until you have diarrhea." ”

"Huh?" Xiao Wangnian squinted a nasty look, "Aren't you an adult?" I don't know about this either. Peas can be eaten raw, and when I was a child, I often walked with my grandfather in the field and peeled them to eat, and the bean skin followed the footprints all the way. Sometimes I went to steal from other people's fields, and my grandfather would beat me with a tree stick when he found out. ”

"How good it is!" Juju couldn't believe it, tried to eat one, the jerky taste stimulated the tongue coating, she spit it out unacceptably, and immediately drank a glass of water to dilute it, "Phew, it's too unpalatable, I hate the taste of uncooked snow peas in my life." ”

Xiao Wangnian thought that everyone knew that snow peas could be eaten raw, but today he was surprised to see the pot and pot spit out beans, and looked at the pot and pot with different eyes, like an adult who is sensible.

Twilight laughed, who told her that she had never been to the country! Today, I suddenly found out that I am not as good as a hairy monkey child.

Maybe it was the pot that accidentally captured the curiosity of Xiao Wangnian, because of cospaly, Xiao Wangnian indirectly no longer rejected the pot in the unconscious things. They quietly dressed up with Tan Yu on their backs, and the pot helped Xiao Wangnian dress up all the anime characters he liked, so for a few days, Xiao Wangnian was still greedy to let his father go to work quickly, so that the house could become a playground for dress-up games.

Such days lasted for a few days, and one day Tan Yu left work early before the "East Window Incident", confiscated the tools, and educated the "mastermind" pot pot. Xiao Wangnian stuck out his tongue at the pot pot, and didn't express anything to his father, after all, he should be content after playing for so many days. Kepot just began to take the little year to study, read some extracurricular classics or go to the park to exercise.

Kepot originally thought that there was no cospaly communication bridge, and Xiao Wangnian would hate her again, but now she found that Xiao Wangnian is also a child who loves to learn, and often asks her some simple questions. Once, Xiao Wangnian was doing his summer vacation homework and asked the pot about the poem: "Children are in a hurry to chase yellow butterflies, fly into cauliflowers, and nowhere to be found", why are children in a hurry, he still can't catch up with butterflies?

"Butterflies fly so fast that children have to rush to chase them. As for the reason why you can't catch up, it is natural that the rape flowers grow too luxuriantly and you can't step on the vegetable field to chase it. It shows that this child is very sensible and will not spoil the vegetable seedlings planted by the farmer's uncle for a meaningless butterfly. ”

Huket thinks that he has given the child an educational explanation of "loving animals", but Huhu and Hu raised his head and laughed after saying that he forgot the New Year: "This kind of question will be answered incorrectly, you are not as good as me!" ”

She didn't believe it, and took a look at the summer vacation homework of Xiao Forget, and the reason he answered above was: because the color of the rape flower was confused with the color of the yellow butterfly.

The urge to pat his head and find a hole in the ground to hide himself. Such an essential answer would actually lose to him in a short line, and it was also a question for elementary school students! But Huguo still didn't admit defeat, and quibbled: "Of course I understand this truth, like the survival principle of a dead leaf butterfly!" There are too many examples of using nature to disguise oneself, and insights like mine are novel. ”

Xiao Forget made a grimace to show disbelief.

It is understandable that he can be sophistry on this topic, but then one day the question of forgetting the year completely stumped the kettle.

Xiao Wangnian asked the pot pot holding "Water Margin": "Hey, I'll test you, do you know what the translation names of "Water Margin" are in which countries? ”

"Does "Water Margin" have a translation alias? Think about it, 'Water Margin', water is 'water', and English should be 'water'! ......," she replied in a far-fetched mutter.

Xiao Wangnian fell on the sofa with a smile because the kettle was so stupid, "Haha, let me tell you, its German translation is "Robbers and Soldiers", the French translation is "The Warriors of China", and the English translation is "The Story of Happening by the River". Instead of 'water what', you don't even know about the common sense of the four famous books! I'm better than you! ”

A small student dares to say to a college student that it is amazing, which is also "born cows are not afraid of calves". Huju said unconvinced: "This is very cold, okay, you come up with plot-related questions to test me, and I can answer them correctly without missing a single question." ”

Xiao Wangnian is very good in front of the pot and has a strong face, so he naturally refuses to test her with her strengths, and after humming a short sentence, he pretends to read and ignores her.

The pot adjusted to the atmosphere, and his fingers flicked the book in Xiao Nian's hand: "I'll say a tongue twister, if you say it's smooth, I'll admit that you're the best!" ”

Xiao Wangnian didn't have the heart to put it on the book, and when he heard the pot pot say this, he put the book aside.

"Okay, my brain and mouth are very fast."

Juju sneered at the second half of Xiao Wangnian's words, thought about the questions that Jiang Xiaomian had tested them in the dormitory before, cleared his throat and straightened his gaze and said:

"Listen well, don't listen to your ears." There is a Cui thick leg in front of the mountain, and there is a Cui thick leg behind the mountain. The two of them came to compare their legs, I don't know if Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs, or Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs. ’”

She didn't need ten seconds to finish in one breath, and Tim said, "You want to be like me!" ”

Xiao Wangnian scratched his head, his expression was not very optimistic, and he let the pot pot read it again, and when he said it, he completely confused "thick leg urging" and "urging thick legs", and then slapped himself in the face. He shouted again: "It's not fair, I haven't heard this tongue twister, it doesn't count." ”

"You mean that it has to be a sentence that you are familiar with more than a tongue twister, so why don't you take a test paper with the answer in the exam?"

Xiao Wangnian couldn't answer, and raised his little face with his hands on his hips: "Then I'll also say a few tongue twisters that are familiar with quickly, and you have to keep up with my speed." ”

"No problem!"

The pot clapped his hands, and he didn't have to wait for the little forgetful year to exit, the pot knew that he had won. Because she was an expert in this area before, which sentence is not familiar and fast! There is very little experience in talking about forgetting the year, how can it be compared to her.

Sure enough, the ginger is still old and spicy. Every tongue twister pot pot out of Little Forget was better than he said, and she was triumphant.

Being compared to the past is not very balanced, and the sweaty eyes and hairs all over my body are about to be blown up with anger.

Because of this incident, Xiao Wangnian didn't talk to Huju for two days, and on the third day, Xiao Wangnian opened his mouth with Huju because of a math problem on his homework.

Then I didn't know how to talk about it, there was a disagreement, from the things in the book to the food on the table, Tan Yu was so noisy next to him that he couldn't stand it, and the persuasion was also in vain, and he had to worry about whether he would be beaten by them.

When Tan Yu informed them to pack their luggage and go to their hometown to live for a while before going to bed, Xiao Wangnian's room was empty, but he ran to Huguo's room to watch anime.

These two are too good at changing faces! made Tan Yu think that they were lovers in their last life! I have become a matchmaker-like quality. Tan Yu suddenly became a little jealous of his son.

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