Chapter 33: Take the Goddess Home

Qingyu told her parents that she was going back to the city to visit her grandmother, and that Teacher Wang, who had been busy making up lessons for students, and Principal Wang, who was busy with the driving school, naturally had no time to take care of her, so Qingyu eloped with me to our quiet little village.

On the day I went back to the village, Qingyu wore a very wrapping dress, a pair of light-colored skinny jeans on the lower body, a long-sleeved shirt lighter than beige on the upper body, and her ink-like black hair went down to the side of the neck, which made people look really tactful.

I asked Qingyu why she was wearing it like this, why she didn't wear that pure white dress, and she said, don't make people feel that the clothes are too flamboyant and revealing, and that she is a bad girl! The girl's mind is really thoughtful! The reputation positioning of herself as an unmarried girl is never blurred.

From the town all the way north is the direction of home, I carried Qingyu's simple bag, holding her in my right hand and couldn't help humming, Qingyu always laughed at me stupidly, laughed at why I was so happy, she said, 'I'm not going to marry you again', I said it was soon, but I didn't have too much extravagance in my heart, after all, isn't it good to have each other now? Let's take the step of falling in love first, and the next step, marrying her, wouldn't it be a matter of course!

Holding Qingyu's hand, I feel more confident, I feel a lot stronger, and my waist is straight, this is the real eyebrows, who will dare to laugh at our Shao Erdan in the future? Look at the woman in our hands, to be tall, the figure is simply the ultimate of a woman, not to mention the beauty of the face, the key is temperament, fresh and refined, not like the fireworks in the world, the background is still from the city, in fact, this is not important, the most important thing is that people are such outstanding girls still like us, the blessing of eight lifetimes is really true, now Lao Tzu not only breaks the prison of the family man who is not good at pleasing his wife, but also very lucky, last time fortunately, the wonderful blind date Li Zhihua did not fall in love with me, if it became, Goodbye Qingyu can't regret dying! It's really like what Qingyu said, it's a good story, today there is Yimengqi Shao Erdan, who studied in a driving school for a few days, and kidnapped the principal's beautiful daughter, do you say it's a good story.

After leading the beautiful princess Qingyu into the village, it really caused a lot of sensation in the village, and it became an explosive news that our village has not encountered for ten years, you said that if the son of the village party secretary brought back a girl in the city, it would be easy to say, but it was my idle second-rate son in the village, and half of the stick was not completely complete after all, and brought back a beautiful fairy-like girl. There are also many idle women in the village who follow and point at Qingyu across the fence wall.

"Erdan, where did this girl come from, she looks so handsome, I've never seen such a beautiful girl."

"Isn't it? It's like coming down from the city, looking like a fairy, it's really fashionable, it's not like the stupid girls in our mountains, they're all about to get married, and they don't know one, two, three, four."

"Hey, the second egg ancestor doesn't accumulate virtue, I thought this stupid second egg was a bachelor again, I didn't expect this kid to be able to do big things quietly, unlike their stupid uncles who can't get up when they see a woman, and they tremble!"

"Is there any relative in the city of Erdan's family, I haven't heard of it! We'll see."

"But ah, these two bastards, since they followed the big pillar Shao Xingze, they have really made a lot of progress."

"Of course, who is the big pillar! Half-immortal, where can his apprentice go?"

Although I didn't look back, I felt very comfortable listening to these words, and I listened to it, these three aunts and four mothers-in-law finally regarded me Shao Erdan as a person, no, I looked at it as a normal person!

When I led the shy Qingyu into the courtyard door, the sister-in-law of the west neighbor and a few sisters-in-law were drinking tea on a broken coffee table in my yard, talking about meat, and from time to time they also made a few laughs, when they saw me and Qingyu The new mandarin duck appeared in front of them when they were all stupid, exaggerating that there were two sisters-in-law who just drank the tea in their mouths and flowed out unconsciously, especially, the sister-in-law of the west neighborhood was even more stimulated, I couldn't even ask for a foolish wife when I joked back then, and I could only fight a single for a lifetime, Now Qingyu stood in front of her and slapped her in the face alive, I don't want to mention how cool it is, what, who looked at Shao Erdan back then, laughed at no one in our family who understood, and wanted to trample on the soles of my Shao Erdan for the rest of my life, no way!

One of the sisters-in-law slapped her water tank-like thighs with both hands and jumped up, and suddenly came to Qingyu.

"Erdan, such a beautiful girl you kidnapped from there, you see, thin skin and thin meat, Shui Ling, look at this, the little ass is warped, and you know how to be shy, tsk,"

This really made Qingyu take a big jump, she had been in contact with these shrews there, and I hurriedly comforted:

"The people in the mountains, the people are fierce, don't be strange"

Qingyu looked at me at a loss, so she had to say:

"Hello Auntie"

"Hey, it's like coming down from TV, it's really polite, and it's good to be an aunt, but you can't call it like this in the future, Erdan calls us sister-in-law, you have to call it that, you have to call it that way, what aunt's errand, do you say yes, brother and daughter-in-law" The unlucky sister-in-law grabbed Qingyu's shoulder and patted it again!

"You're all shining, don't be scared"

"Mother, this is Qingyu," I called my mother over to introduce her.

"Qingyu, this is my mother"

"Hello Auntie"

My mother was so excited and nervous that she didn't know what to do, she didn't react for a long time, and the teapot in her hand slipped inadvertently and fell to the ground with a 'click'.

"Child, I scared you," my mother asked, looking at Qingyu with moist eyes.

"I'm fine, Auntie, I'm not hurt," Qingyu also said with sincere concern.

"You new daughter-in-law, the new mother-in-law's first politeness, Erdanniang, the first time you see your new daughter-in-law, you can't take the meeting money first, and you still stand there and pretend to be stupid."

"Such a good girl has made your stupid second egg cheap, why don't you hurry up and buy some candy and send it to us."

"Give, give, buy, buy"

My mother turned around and wiped the corners of her eyes and entered the house, my mother was happy, she was talking all day long hoping that I would find my daughter-in-law as soon as possible, and I brought back a clear jade to her old man, it was too sudden, so that her old man was not prepared at all.

"What are they talking about? It's a little weird" Qingyu asked me a little puzzled, I have to say that Qingyu is still confused at this point, do you think! In the countryside, a relatively old and conservative tradition, that is, a conservative land, there is no matchmaker, the order of your parents, you little girl dares to come to the man's house alone, which shows that the point is free love, and it is not that you want to marry someone else's man! Oh, it was Qingyu's confusion that made me Shao Erdan, pick up a leak, turn around, and steal the fun.

"The old ladies in the country are like this, you slowly get used to it"

"Come, child, the eldest mother is not prepared, the two hundred yuan of meeting money is under your hands, otherwise, your sisters-in-law will laugh at the aunt for being stingy" My mother took the money out of the hall and stuffed it into Qingyu's hand, this is a rural custom, no matter whether the two children become successful or not, the sensible old man will take out the meeting money to the girl, which is to be auspicious!

"Auntie, I can't ask for it, I'm here to play with Dandan, maybe I'll eat and live here for a few days, how can I still ask for your money, it's going to make people laugh, you put it away" Qingyu excused, who is Qingyu, it's my Shao Erdan's angel and goddess, how can she be bound by these worldly things!

"Mother, put it away, Qingyu won't want it"

"Silly boy, what do you know, don't talk nonsense, these sisters-in-law of yours are watching, don't let outsiders say crooked things about your mother and me"

"Okay, mother, I'll help Qingyu accept it, Qingyu is a little embarrassed"

"Tut-tut, Erdan Niang, your Erdan has also brought the beautiful daughter-in-law home, and it can be regarded as the face of your parents who have been aggrieved for several generations, if you set up a few tables of banquets, you have to let us accompany the new daughter-in-law to shout, otherwise we don't have a door on our lips, so we have to say bad things about you from behind."

These three aunts, six mothers-in-law, seven aunts and thirteen aunts are talking nonsense one by one, but the sister-in-law of the west neighbor didn't say a word, hummed twice and walked away with a blue face, I looked at her leaving back, this is sour, she is also a person with a son, see what kind of woman your son can find, dump you a few streets! Let your son find a fool!

The crowd had not yet dispersed, and my father went home to see so many people around my house and thought that something was wrong at home, so he rushed into the crowd with a hoe and shouted:

"Erdan, what's going on at home, tell my dad quickly"

"Dad, you're back, Dad, this is Qingyu, my classmate, who came to our house to play"

"Hello Uncle"

"Hey, good, good" My father saw Qingyu stupid directly, his hand trembled and the hoe in his hand smashed directly on his feet, he made a big jump, and the straw hat on his head flew directly, but the pain of his old man was sweating, but he didn't say a word, hey, I can't lose my share to my son, they all say that the men of our Shao family tremble when they see women, but what are you trembling when you see your future daughter-in-law, hey, my stupid father! Seeing this, I had no choice but to limp my father into the house!

The arrival of Qingyu, for this originally hot summer, the quiet countryside set off a heat wave, these idle girls in the village are just waiting for my mother to buy candy back and send a person to send three or five yuan before leaving, a few girls eat candy and refuse to leave, they keep looking at the clothes on Qingyu's body and keep saying that they look good, I think they must be envious.

She looked at me and shrugged, looking very innocent, seeing Princess Qingyu like this, I was afraid that she would be upset, I let her drink some cold boiled water, we took a break, I was ready to take her to swim in the green mountains and green waters of our place, open the veil of the mysterious mountain village for her, meet the poetry of a girl in the city, let me give her a beautiful heart in this place where I was born and raised, feel that, in this life, with you, with me, just right!

Avoiding the noisy crowd and repelling a few naughty children behind us, I took Qingyu's hand and came to a high ridge at the east end of the village.

"Qingyu, you see, the east end of the village is Xiangshan, the maple trees in the mountains, in autumn you say that the mountains are full of red, and it also bears a kind of fruit, we call it a little swallow, pick it up on the ground, fry it, you can eat it as melon seeds, it is very fragrant"

"To the north, behind our village is Autumn Mountain, the wild grapes and mountain dates picked for you to eat when you go to school are picked from above, the pine trees on Autumn Mountain are the most, and the pine seeds on it are very good, because there is pine oil on it, I used to use it to roast sweet potatoes to eat when I skipped school and ran to the mountains."

"The South Mountain in the south and the West Mountain in the west are the crops of our old farmers, planting some sweet potatoes, peanuts and fruit trees or something, and there is no water on it, just rely on the sky to eat, but the fresh peaches on it are the sweetest, and the pecans and chestnuts are also the best."

"Yes, there are treasures all over the mountains, it's really a good place for treasures" Qingyu was fascinated by what she heard, she kept nodding, her slender little hands kept wiping the sweat on her forehead, her cheeks were crimson, and I felt a little distressed.

"Qingyu, it's too hot, I'm afraid of you being hot, let's find a cool day to climb the mountain"

"No, I don't agree, besides, I'm so squeamish, isn't it cool to go up the mountain" My worries can't stop Qingyu's enthusiasm at all! Qingyu's enthusiasm is undiminished, and my Shao Erdan's fire is even higher!

"Qingyu, do you see the artificial lake below? It's like being surrounded by green mountains, the water is so clear, I'll go inside and catch a grass carp for you to make fish soup to drink, okay? When I was about to go out, I had already told my mother to slaughter an old hen, and I would have a fish on the table.

"Okay, do you want to go home and get the fishing rod? There is no way to use your hands," Qingyu asked expectantly.

"No, let's go, I'll take you down, or I won't study well when I go to school, and I'll do this thing of stealing chickens and dogs."

"Dandan, you don't study well because you're a stupid person, and by the way, you kidnapped me and made it worse" Qingyu smiled and fell in love, her long eyelashes curled up, and her eyebrows stretched out!

I forgot to say no longer to argue with the beautiful woman, I tightly held Qingyu's little hand and went down the narrow rugged path to the north of the artificial lake, I put Qingyu under a leafy and fruitful apple tree by the lake for her to enjoy the shade, I reached out and picked a few apples and handed them to Qingyu for her to eat!

"Qingyu, I'll let you see the energy of Shao Erdan today" I quickly took off my shirt, and in Qingyu's scream to hide my face, I took off and jumped naked, just to hear the sound of 'plop', I jumped into the water!

If you want to say this lake, in fact, it is a reservoir, because it is built with the mountain, it looks like a lake hanging on the high mountain, the people in the village call her Qiushan Lake, it is said to be a lake, but there is no spring in the lake, the whole lake is stagnant water, there is no flow of living water, in the summer, the day is hot and dry, the fish in the lake are easy to lack oxygen! As long as someone with excellent water ability goes into the water and stirs it, there will be unlucky fish that float to the surface and cannot dive to the bottom of the lake, so they can only let that person catch and drink!

After I entered the water, I first kept diving, and then jumped out of the water, one fish after another, and I never got tired of it, and the whole near the water was stirred up by me.

"Dandan, come up quickly, let's not eat fish, it's too dangerous, the water is too deep," Qingyu said worriedly, standing on the shore with the remaining half of the red apple in his hand.

"Qingyu, are apples delicious?" I shouted in the water.

"Sweet"

"Okay, then you turn your face, I'm going ashore"

"You're such a bad person, you don't respect girls"

"Is there one?" I climbed ashore like a dog slashing close to the shore like a loach, and I put my big pants on my body despite being wet, and Qingyu turned around.

"Shao Erdan, you brag, you caught a fish there" Qingyu laughed at me.

"Don't worry, after a while, a big fish will float to the surface and can't sink."

"Hey, can we just eat other people's apples like this? Isn't it too much, the owner of the orchard is not there"

"It doesn't matter, we are all a family in the mountains, as long as we don't be greedy and pick all the fruits of other people."

"Hey, the red apple in your hand is not sweet," I said, snatching the half-eaten apple from Qingyu's hand and stuffing it into my mouth, and said scoundrelly, it's so sweet, it's so sweet!

"Hey, Shao Erdan, why are you such a scoundrel, I just ate half of it" Qingyu is no longer a reserved princess, she bent down and kept swaying the lake water in the lake to me with her hand, and the lake water sprinkled in mid-air was blown by the breeze, and the thin mist formed a rainbow in the sunlight!

"Beautiful, so beautiful" Qingyu couldn't help but admire!

I looked back at her when I heard the sound, and the jade powder was raised, and a drop of water happened to fall between her eyebrows, like a beauty's tears! It made us both speechless and intoxicated!

"Qingyu, look, the fish are on the shore" I shouted, breaking the silence of the two male and female idiots, Qingyu stood up and asked excitedly, where is it? Where?

I pointed my hand to the center of the lake, and Qingyu laughed out loud, because she saw a stupid fish in the center of the lake leaking its fins and sliding around like a water snake on the surface of the lake, but it couldn't sink into the water! I don't know if it was my overturning of the river and the sea just now that played a role, or if I waited for the rabbit to bear fruit! Oh my God, it won't live up to me.

"Looks like it's not small."

"It has to weigh four or five pounds."

"My dear, fish, let you treat our beautiful Qingyu!" This time, I took off my clothes and jumped into the lake again!

"Dandan, be careful" Qingyu understood my heart, if I couldn't catch a fish for her to eat, I wouldn't give up.

I just went into the water and the dog slashed a few times, and the stupid fish actually swam fast like me, and I thought to myself, God help me, you are here to find death!

I also increased my horsepower to swim to the fish, to say how this person can swim in the water, but the lack of oxygen or sick fish is different, it is not afraid of me, in it is less than 30 centimeters away from me on the water, I raised my eyes to see, mom, there must be five pounds of weight, rich, I waved a slap to his stupid fish head is ruthless, this guy was fanned by me, can actually dive into the water, this, I have experience, it was shot by me a little dizzy, within three minutes it will surface again!

Sure enough, the stupid fish dived for a minute or two and then floated up, and saw that its swimming trajectory was completely messy, like a headless fly swimming around, as if it had been hit hard by me just now, and I was overjoyed, I won't let you run away this time!

I swam in the lake and chased the stupid fish for a while, and slapped and pinched my fingers, and was tossed half to death by my unscrupulous fellow, even so, I still couldn't catch it with my hands, because it was too big, and the body was too slippery, I had to throw it around it to the shore, and it took a lot of effort to make it die, and it was less than three meters from the shore, although I was in the water, but I threw it with all my strength with both hands, and the five-pound fish actually threw me ashore, On the soil on the shore, the fish is willing to give up, it is dying, and wants to swim back into the water, at this time I haven't swam ashore at this time, I am a little anxious, fortunately, Qingyu's eyes are fast, she picked up a small stone from the ground and smashed it at the head of the stupid fish, impartial, just smashed it, I climbed ashore to see that it was bloody, I couldn't help but sigh, girls are usually very timid, but the potential can not be underestimated!

I picked up the five-pound fish from the ground, tied it to the gills with waterweeds, and I trotted all the way home and handed it to my mother! I told my mother that she must make this fish soup good and drink it, and it should taste like it during the New Year.