Just as I was about to continue sleeping on the bus, my stomach hurt without warning. I understand that it was because I didn't squat on time this morning, my biological clock, you're amazing!

I leaned back in my seat and covered my stomach and slowly relaxed my lower abdominal muscles, "Oh, yes, inhale, exhale, inhale again, exhale......" I tried to adjust my breathing to this rhythm so that the urge to defecate would gradually lighten up.

Suddenly, there was another urge to defecate in my lower abdomen, but it was not very strong, and I adjusted my posture and was still able to hold on.

"Yaya, this song is very good, do you want to listen to it." Momo took the headphones off and handed them to me.

"Okay." I leaned sideways and picked up the headphones, and oops! Just this simple action made my gastrointestinal tract move again.

"Momo, listen." I returned the headphones to Momo again, holding my stomach and looking for a more suitable spot. It hurt so much that beads of sweat appeared on my forehead, and my upper teeth involuntarily bit my lower lip.

"What's wrong with you?" Momo grabbed my arm.

"Don't...... Don't move me...... "It's really uncomfortable now, even Momo's simple action makes me feel that my intestinal peristalsis has accelerated again."

"What's wrong with you?" Mo Mo looked at me with concern, "Look at your face so bad? ”

"It's okay, it's okay, don't talk to me yet." I felt that the vibrations of my vocal cords could affect my fragile gastrointestinal tract.

"What the hell is wrong with you? If you're not feeling well, you have to say, or I'll accompany you to the hospital when we get out of the car now. ”

Shrimp? Mo Moe, don't be funny, I don't dare to talk about the reason why I'm sad now, and it's because of this reason that I can't talk about it, so don't talk to me.

I grinned and waved my hands, "Don't talk to me again." ”

"Does it really matter to you?" She's still worried, but I don't think I need her to worry too much right now.

"Uh-huh-hmm......" I gritted my teeth and nodded vigorously.

Momo shrugged his shoulders and turned his head helplessly, I leaned my body against the window, supporting the gravity of my body with my legs, trying not to use my hips so that my gastrointestinal tract could not be tensed.

Oh my God, this wave of stool is coming, and I'm really holding my breath. Hurry up to the station, hurry up to the station, I really want to see my beloved toilet!

In the midst of this long call, the bus slowly drove into the "Creative Park" bus stop, and I looked forward to the bus coming into the station just like the farmer brothers who had been in drought for a long time, and also hoped to see the dear toilet as soon as possible.

"Momo, I'll go first......" I said goodbye to Momo at the gate of the creative park.

"Oh, okay, you slow down." Momo's facial expression suddenly became strange, and I knew she must have sensed that I was acting very unusually tonight, but I really couldn't explain the reason for that.

As I staggered to the office of Creative Space, I suddenly felt that the journey was as long as a 25,000-mile long march.

"Good morning, good morning...... As soon as I entered the door, "Big Fruit" politely greeted me, don't say that this flat-haired beast has been with me for a long time, but in fact, I found that its mouth is quite sweet.

"Okay, okay, I'll go to the toilet first, and I'll clean up later." After saying hello to the big fruit, I hurried to the toilet. Well, I think I'm really good at mixing, and I have to ask a flat-haired brute for instructions when I go to the toilet.

The "poof......" object that had accumulated in my rectum finally poured down like a bell, and I felt a sense of relief that I had never felt before, and oh it was finally resolved. I squatted on the toilet and seriously thought about the four fortunate things in life, "a long drought meets nectar, a foreign country meets an old acquaintance, a candle night in the cave room, and the title of the gold list". But now I think I can really add a sentence, "If you have a stomach, you".

"Hahahaha......" I laughed out loud at my talent.

"Knock knock knock......" The toilet door was slammed, and I heard it suddenly, and with the force of my lower abdomen, I almost fell into the toilet.

"How long are you going to stay in there, I'm in a hurry." Immediately after that, there was another knock on the door, and I suddenly felt very guilty Zhang Yefeng.

"Mr. Zhang, wait a minute, I'll be fine right away." I first calmed his emotions, hey, I had an emergency today, why should I be bumped into by my boss, this is really embarrassing.

But another wave of stool came, and I couldn't help but squat down again, Mr. Zhang, I'm really embarrassed to let you wait outside, but I really can't stand up now.

Ai Xiaoya...... The strength of the door outside suddenly decreased a lot, and Zhang Yefeng's weak voice came, "I want to be on the tuba!" I really regret why I didn't get another toilet in the first place. ”

The hero can't resist the toilet three times, but we are all ordinary people, and this time we can't bear the stomach trouble.

"Hula ......" finally drained the remnants of the body, and I walked out refreshed, thinking about the face that I had just come in was like earth, and compared to now, it was really a heaven and an underground.

"Mr. Zhang, I'm really embarrassed......" I opened the door and saw Zhang Yefeng leaning weakly against the wall with his stomach clutched, and I instantly understood what he had just experienced.

He gave me a distorted look and immediately walked into the bathroom and slammed the door shut.

Wow, no, the boss seems to be angry. Hey, why is everything going wrong? "People have three urgencies and have to go.

Hi, I didn't expect the first thing I did when I came to the office today was to grab the toilet with my boss. Whew, this world is really simple! You can make a mistake when you go to the toilet.

"Sweep, sweep, sweep......" I had barely touched my seat when I heard the flat-haired brute shout at the top of his voice.

"Whew......" I let out a long breath, this man is just as hateful as a bird. The owner of the toilet blew his beard and stared at his eyes, and his ass just sat on the chair, and this bird thing hurriedly warned, which was really speechless.

When I stood hard from the top of the stool, and there was still a squatting pit on my calves, I didn't relieve the soreness and numbness. I had to limp downstairs to get a broom to clean up.

"Sweep, sweep, sweep......" The voice of the flat-haired beast is really not there, but now I really hate this sound.

"Okay, sweep, sweep, sweep......" I picked up the broom again and scared it.

"Ai Xiaoya, Ai Xiaoya......" I suddenly heard Zhang Yefeng's hurried voice coming from the bathroom upstairs.

"Hey, here we go......" I dropped my broom and ran upstairs, what was going on.

Ai Xiaoya ...... "He still shouted my name in the toilet.

"Here, here, what's wrong with you, Mr. Zhang?" I asked aloud as I stood in the doorway.

"Give me ......" His voice was not very loud, and I couldn't hear it very clearly through the isolation of the door panel.

"What? What do you say? I asked out loud.

"Give—I—take—paper." There was an earth-shattering shouting from inside, and I felt that the bathroom door was shaking to the ground.

"Oh, okay, okay, okay." I hurriedly ran downstairs, afraid that I would be scolded by my boss for my slow legs, but when I ran upstairs with a "click", I was in trouble again - how do I need to deal with him?

"Old ...... Board, I brought it. "I stood in the doorway in utter embarrassment.

"Wait a minute." The man inside answered, and then the door was pushed open with a small crack, and then a hand came out of it, "Come on, you bring it to me." The person inside said.

"Oh, okay." I straightened my arm and handed over the toilet paper, and the person inside caught it decisively, and then quickly closed the door again, and immediately a foul smell hit.

"Whew......" I fanned my nose and immediately took a good step backwards.

"Sweep, sweep, sweep......" The parrot downstairs began to yell again.

"Alright, alright, you can shut up, flat-haired brute." I picked up the broom and stared at it angrily.

"Who do you call a flat-haired brute?" Ah..., at this time, Zhang Yefeng stood on the second floor and looked at me condescendingly.

I smiled, "Nobody, nobody, really nobody." Hehe, Mr. Zhang, I'll work first. After saying that, my heart was beating "poof, poof", and before I could slow down, I pouted my ass, lowered my head, and became an old peasant with my back to the sky facing the loess.

"Be careful, pay attention, hygiene on our side is really important, do you have to pay attention to whether the cleaning is thorough?" He stood by and leisurely sipping a cup of tea, commanding me at ease.

Hygiene is important? OH，MYGOD！ Don't make me laugh, I think of yesterday's hygiene. In fact, when I first came, Zhang Yefeng gave me the feeling that it was not in this state at all, but why is it now contrary to him day by day?

If I had learned that he was in this situation when I first came to the interview, I wouldn't have been guilty of "" here.

"That Mr. Zhang, it's all sorted out here." After such a big sweep, dense beads of sweat oozed from my forehead, and I said as I wiped my forehead.

"Oh, the documents and pictures you changed yesterday are okay, and today you still changed them according to that standard." He was snoring a bowl of instant noodles with his head down, not even looking up at me.

I swallowed, "Oh, okay, I'll go now." With that, I turned around and sat down in front of the computer. Ma Ma, I didn't eat in the morning, but when I just came here, I excreted, and there was no extra energy in my body. Hey, that guy seems to be angry with me, and he deliberately snorted at the instant noodles.