Chapter 6: Strange teammates
Ling Fan suddenly felt as confused as the second monk, I have a favorable situation, I should be careful that it should be them, how can I be careful instead: "Why should I be careful?!" ”
The girl in the pink shirt said hurriedly: "Because Sister Tianyu is a third-level black belt in Jeet Kune Do!" ”
"Black Belt 8th Dan!? White, yellow, green, blue, brown, red, black (black one to black eight dan) ......" Ling Fan muttered in his heart, his mind was shocked by the eighth dan of the black belt in the Jeet Kune Do level, he was a white belt, and she was the eighth dan of the black belt, Ling Fan was still thinking about how many levels he was inferior to her.
"Hmph, don't forget about the dead thief, we're eight levels behind!!" A familiar cold snort rang out.
"Huh?!" Ling Fan obviously hadn't reacted yet, but he felt that the calm and neat voice next to his ears was so familiar, and he suddenly thought that the woman under his command was the woman who saved him from the red ghost last night, and she was also a member of the HIT-Special Operations Group.
Hearing this cold voice, a fear rose in Ling Fan's heart: This is not fun.
Sure enough, Ling Fan just raised his head slightly, only to see that the ponytail girl Chu Tianyu had already broken free from his arms, and reflexively flew up in the air and kicked Ling Fan's chest, and the powerful force kicked Ling Fan down on the bed, and he didn't get up for a long time.
The pink-shirted girl rushed forward, hugged Chu Tianyu, and said, "Sister Tianyu, you just spare the eldest brother's younger brother, he didn't mean it!" ”
"I think he did it on purpose! This dead thief actually touched ......" Chu Tianyu's face suddenly turned ashamed like a ripe apple, and he stomped his feet angrily.
"Tianyu! Why are you doing this to Ling Fan! A rather majestic voice rang out.
The door of the black room was pushed open with a creak, and the tall and burly Fang Yi walked in, followed by three strange people. It is said that they are strange because of their clothing style, and even more strange is that there is a guy who wears a nebula robe for divination!
Ling Fan clutched his aching chest, got up from the bed, and shouted, "Uncle, how did you do it?" Why don't you want this violent woman to kidnap me?! ”
Fang Yi shrugged his shoulders and showed all the smiles of a shameless man: "I don't know, come out, this room is too small, go out and talk." He turned around and walked out of the house, and everyone followed him out, Chu Tianyu stared at Ling Fan fiercely, which obviously meant to tell him: Count him lucky, but she will definitely take revenge later!
Ling Fan sighed and shook his head, sure enough, he didn't have any attack power on girls, but when everyone walked out, the corners of Ling Fan's mouth pulled up an evil smile: It turned out to be a D cup.
The living room is still as spacious as last night, with bright crystal lamps hanging on the ceiling of the openwork lace hall, and the bright lights reflect the living room. The beige patterned wallpaper is neatly pasted all around, revealing a warm atmosphere. The crimson pile carpet was laid underfoot, and it was soft to step on, as if it were on cotton.
Fang Yi sat on the sofa and pointed to the empty sofa opposite to Ling Fan: "Sit down." ”
Ling Fan was not polite, he sat down at once, threw the autopsy report in his arms on the coffee table, and held a grudge: "Uncle, this is the report you want, you can see for yourself!" ”
Fang Yi took the file bag, took out the detailed autopsy report from it, looked at it carefully, line by line, his face couldn't help but smile with joy, his eyes flashed with admiration, and he slapped the report on the coffee table with excitement: "Not bad!" Your brother is right, you have a talent for forensics, and I announce that you are officially a member of our HIT-Einsatzgruppen from today. ”
"Humph!" When Ling Fan heard that he had finally entered the HIT-Special Operations Group, he was not very excited, but instead looked angry, and said, "You haven't explained to me yet, why did they kidnap you?!! ”
"Big brother, the kidnapping was thought up by a few of us, and the boss didn't participate in it, because we want to know what is the difference between you and Brother Ling Feng, and whether you are as powerful as Brother Ling Feng." The girl in the pink shirt rested her elbows on the sofa, put her hands on her cheeks, and grinned: "My name is Lin Xinyan, I got you here on the street, and I am a super supercomputer celebrity." ”
"The contemptible person's name is Gu Rufeng, and he is an onmyoji who explores the mysteries of heaven and earth and knows the fortune and tribulation of feng shui, hehe, if you are interested, I will let the contemptible person give you a hexagram, and charge you seven percent off, not allowed to ask for money!" A middle-aged man wearing a Nebula robe, with long hair scattered all around, and two Japanese-style clogs hanging from his feet, holding a few bronze coins in his hands, stared at Ling Fan with a smile of fascination.
Ling Fan stared at Gu Rufeng's eyes and couldn't help but touch his wallet with both hands, fortunately it was still there, but the meaning of Gu Rufeng's eyes was obvious: Boy, your money will be mine sooner or later, and you will give it to me obediently later
"Hey! My name is Chen Yuzhen, and I'm the person in charge of firearms management here, and I'm also a sharpshooter. A short-haired girl dressed in blue looked at Ling Fan and smiled, "And I also double as a food for the HIT-Special Operations Group." ”
Ling Fan always had a special affection for the smiling girl, so he responded politely, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw two sharp eyes stabbing at him, as if he could poke two holes in his body with just his gaze. The owner of these two sword-like gazes was Chu Tianyu, a Jeet Kune Do master who was wearing a camouflage uniform and was 13 levels behind her.
"Chu Tianyu!" Chu Tianyu was obviously still haunted by Ling Fan's seemingly inadvertent touch just now, and his two eyes seemed to be bursting into flames.
Everyone in the hall introduced themselves, but Ling Fan was just wrong, so Ling Fan cleared his throat and said with a bright smile: "My name is Ling Fan, I am Ling Feng's younger brother, and I am now a high school student in the city's No. 1 Middle School. ”
Fang Yi took out a cigarette, lit it, and said with a smile: "I once told you that we are not under the command of the Municipal Metropolitan Police Department, but a special action group independent of the Municipal Metropolitan Police Department, and our team members are all elites selected from various police stations in the province, but except for the weird onmyoji beside you." ”
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm here to eat, and you know that our Onmyoji's life has been getting worse and worse these years, and people always have to eat, so I came to this group after many exams!" Gu Rufeng cracked his mouth and said with a smile.
Ling Fan was a little strange and said, "You still have to go through many exams, and the Onmyoji still needs to take the exam?!" ”
"Of course, when you look at you, there is professional discrimination, what's wrong with our onmyoji, in ancient times, we were still a national art! Now the whole country implements a market economy, and our onmyoji also implements a job competition system, hehe, our onmyoji also has to take the test paper exam, what Zhou Yi, the Bible, spells, anyway, there are a lot of them, not much lighter than your college entrance examination. Gu Rufeng looked like he was deeply affected, and shamelessly vented the indignation in his heart.
Ling Fan couldn't help but smile a little bitterly, it was strange that when the Onmyoji could take the exam and compete for the post, this world was too crazy!
"It's easy to say, come on, come on, Ling Fan, let Brother Gu calculate a hexagram for you, don't ask for money." Gu Rufeng was really like a wind, blowing to Ling Fan's side, pulling Ling Fan up, and the four copper coins were flipped back and forth in his hands.
"I still don't want it, I don't have much money with my body today!" Ling Fan was very knowledgeable and tore Gu Rufeng's hand away, and his body quickly jumped to the side. Suddenly feeling that his elbow fell out of the way and turned out to be a soft lump, he couldn't help but look back, Ling Fan's entire face had been deformed in horror, and he found that his elbow had inadvertently touched Chu Tianyu's chest again. However, Ling Fan was Ling Fan at the bottom, Taishan collapsed in front of him without changing his face, and still pretended to squeeze out a bright smile: "No...... No...... Excuse me...... I didn't know you were behind. ”
"Dead thief, you are looking for death!!" Chu Tianyu screamed, raised a right hand, grabbed one of Ling Fan's arms, and dragged him to the hut where Ling Fan was in a daze just now.
"Ah............h No... It's a heroine......", "Help, ......", "Heroine, you can't help but slap your face......" "Ah....... A burst of miserable screams came from the dark hut, and everyone in the hall couldn't help but draw crosses on their chests with great sympathy, praying that Ling Fan would have all the best, that his wishes would come true, and that he had already been reincarnated.
Gu Rufeng put the four copper coins in his hand in a strange position in his hand, silently recited strange words in his mouth, and then suddenly put his hands together and shook them for a while, and suddenly opened his hands, and the four coins suddenly rolled to the ground, showing the shape of three up and down, and exclaimed: "Good sign!" Good sign! Brother Ling will definitely be able to spend tonight safely! ”