Xiang Dongyang hesitated and said, "No, it's just that she is a weak woman, and I didn't think too much about it when I chased her."

Han Feiran didn't see the clue, so he naturally believed his statement, and remembered to ask, "Hey, you don't seem to have ever told me what the name of your "sketch girl" was?" ”

It's a bit cruel to ask this question until now, and if you're not careful, it will become a fuse for igniting bombs between brothers.

"I don't know very well..."Xiang Dongyang glanced into the distance, and his answer was deliberately vague.

The topic of the two was dispelled by a burst of scolding.

"Hey, how did you take someone else's place! Don't you see my dinner plate here? Not far away, Lin Shen's loud voice was shouting, because after she put the dinner plate on the table to occupy a place, she went to change her pair of chopsticks halfway, and when she came back, her seat was already occupied by someone else.

At this time, there was no vacant seat in the canteen of Nuoda. If it weren't for this, Lin Shen wouldn't have bothered to provoke the people in front of him at all.

Because the person who occupies her place is Lu Xiaoguo.

Lu Xiaoguo straightened his waist and shook his head, and said with a look of disdain: "Who did I think it was, it turned out to be a pirated copyseller!"

"I don't care about you about this, now you take my seat." Lin Shen put down his chopsticks and said with his waist crossed.

"You occupy the area of the table and not the area of the stool, why can't I sit here and eat?"

"You're clearly a strong word! Is there any difference between the two? ”

Lu Xiaoguo just ate delicious rice and said while chewing: "If you put the rice plate on the stool when you occupy the seat, then I just can't sit down."

"You..."Lin Shen was so angry that he couldn't poke any moths, and he was so angry that he couldn't speak.

Seeing this scene, Xiang Dongyang laughed in his heart: "I'm afraid these two are enemies, arguing from the hospital to the canteen."

"Lin Shen, you come here, I'm done eating." Xiang Dongyang called out to her as he got up to leave.

Lin Shen saw that it was Xiang Dongyang, and smacked Lu Xiaoguo: "Look, Xiang Xiaocao is different from you!" As he spoke, he sat down in Xiang Dongyang's position.

When Lu Xiaoguo looked over, someone happened to walk next to Lin Shen, and the seat was vacated, and he hurriedly took the meal.

Lin Shen saw Han Feiran sitting opposite her eating, so he leaned closer to his eyes, and said with some side knocks: "Minister Han, I want to join the sports department, but I heard that it is already overcrowded, you have interpersonal relationships, why don't you give me a back door!"

"Just you? It's almost the same as going to the sports department and selling pirated copies on the streets. Lu Xiaoguo sat down with a mocking voice.

Lin Shen saw that it was this annoying ghost again, and turned his head impatiently to him: "I said, can you not mention this stubble!"

Han Feiran asked Lin Shen, "Have you submitted your application?"

Lin Shen nodded with a smile: "It's handed over, take a look, is there a play?"

"I can't even look down on your body!" Lu Xiaoguo interjected again.

"What's the matter with me? A big plate of rice is in front of you, and it can't stop your mouth? Hurry up and eat you!"

After Lin Shen scolded Lu Xiaoguo, he looked at Han Feiran with a smile: "How about it, can you help me with my little wish?" I'll treat you to dinner afterwards!"

Lu Xiaoguo couldn't help but interject when he saw Lin Shen's courteous appearance: "Hey, that's not the case, I think Lin Shen has a problem with his brain!" Don't look at what major we are studying, just come and bribe!"

Lin Shen kicked Lu Xiaoguo.

Han Feiran replied to Lin Shen with a smile: "Xiao Guo is really right, we study the law and talk about fairness and integrity." If I take advantage of the bias of my position, I am afraid that I will not be able to stand on my feet. Besides, you should ask Xiao Guo, his opinion is more important!"

Lu Xiaoguo glanced at Lin Shen with disdain.

Han Feiran snickered and continued: "Other departments have expressed their dissatisfaction to the school, saying that the number of people in the sports department has exceeded 60% of the proportion of all departments in the student union, and many elites are concentrated in the sports department, which is indeed relatively difficult to enter. Even with the exception of a group of graduates, the sports department is not very short of people. Lin Shen, do you want to consider other departments? ”

Lu Xiaoguo pushed Lin Shen: "Those with thin arms and thin legs are really not suitable for the sports department." I suggest you create your own sect and call it the 'Piracy Sales Department'. ”

Lin Shen really wanted to tear apart his smiling stinky face, kicked him unsuspectingly, and asked him with a smug face and a heavier foot: "How is it, are you still thin and thin?"

"No, you have fat arms and thick legs! What a wicked woman, dominatrix, bahu woman!" Lu Xiaoguo scolded all kinds of words in pain.

"Huh?" Lin Shen glared at him and increased his strength again.

Lu Xiaoguo struggled to move his feet: "What a brutal woman, spare the sports department, I don't want such a person!"

Han Feiran reminded Lin Shen and said, "Lin Shen, if you really want to go through the back door, at least don't offend this Minister Lu first." ”

Lin Shen looked at Lu Xiaoguo's clumsy appearance, and if he heard a joke, he immediately laughed at Lu Xiaoguo: "This clumsy person is the minister of the Ministry of Sports? Then I'm hundreds of times stronger than you, wouldn't it be easy to snatch your black yarn hat!"

"Lin Shen, you better let him go, he's still a new official!" Han Feiran laughed on the side and then remembered to ask Lin Shen: "Xiaomian, she?" ... Did she say which ministry she was going to apply to? ”

Lin Shen pouted and shook his head: "She really didn't say it, but, according to her character, she may have to stay out of it."

Han Feiran was a little unhappy in his heart, his heart deepened slightly, and he thought to himself: "Could it be that Xiaomian's personality is so introverted..."

In the afternoon, it was the time for interviews in various departments, and outside the conference room of the learning department, Han Feiran's voice came from inside.

"Next, Jiang Wanguan."

Jiang Wanguan was determined to run for the study department, and the moment she heard her name, she reverted with some confidence.

Han Feiran looked at Jiang Wanguan when she came, and she sat in front of her with a smiling face. Compared with Jiang Xiaomian, he is not so taciturn, and his smile is slightly generous and gentle.

Next to Han Feiran sat a vice president, his name was Dai Shiqian, and he was a student of the Department of Literature.

Jiang Wanguan looked at Dai Shiqian: If Han Feiran was a beautiful scholar who rushed to take the exam in ancient times, then Dai Shiqian sitting next to him was like a scholar who followed him. Looking at the style of Shi Qian's clothing, there are some dense fur balls in addition to the fading, which must be the color of the stall with all three standards; Coupled with that dark and rough face, it shows that he was born in the countryside, and there is obviously a tanned dividing line on his arm, perhaps because he went home to do farm work during the holidays.

Dai Shiqian pushed the loose glasses, and the traces of long-term glasses were revealed. From this, it can be guessed that his learning is at least not bad.

"Minister, my name is Jiang Wanguan, I am from the Department of Hotel Management, a freshman, and I volunteered to apply for the competition for the Learning Department. I am confident that my lively, cheerful, responsible and positive attitude will let my students see my love and dedication to the Learning Department. ”

Jiang Wanguan is dressed as a better than ordinary students, coupled with her fluent Mandarin and confident opening remarks, which makes people feel that she is menacing.

Although Jiang Wanguan is like this in their eyes, Jiang Wanguan evaluates herself in her heart, she is trying her best to cover up the hypocrisy in her heart, and prove to Han Feiran that she is more feminine than Jiang Xiaomian.

The next step is to ask questions.

"How do you think of your academic performance?" Han Feiran asked the first question.

Jiang Wanguan took a long breath, tried her best to suppress her beating heart, and said with a smile: "I was admitted to Changnan University, which is enough to prove that my grades are not scumbags." Although it is not as good as Minister Han's steady scholarship every year, if Minister Han is careless on the multiple-choice question one day, then the person who wins the scholarship may be me. ”

When Dai Shiqian heard it, he saw that she had a kind face, and answered with some humor with a serious smile. He had interviewed so many classmates, and the tone of the woman in front of him was indeed a little eye-catching.

"What do you do if something happens in our department that conflicts with the activities of other departments?" Dai Shiqian couldn't help but ask her a second question.

Jiang Xiaoguan replied: "The student union is composed of various departments, and they support each other and even rely on each other. I think that when there is a conflict, we should communicate with each other, communicate and coordinate the problem, and the most perfect result is to make the conflict not a conflict. ”

Han Feiran asked the third question: "If I explain to you some problems in the study department, how can you successfully resign from difficult things?"

Jiang Wanguan faced this question and smiled through it, this is a temptation question.

"I will do my best to do a good job of what the minister has explained. For me, if I encounter a problem, it is very unwise to shirk the task, so I will ask the leader for advice and communication to solve the problem of affairs. ”

Dai Shiqian listened, smiled and nodded to Han Feiran, which was an affirmation of Jiang Wanguan.

"Hello, Jiang Wanguan, congratulations on joining the Learning Department!"

Everything went smoothly as expected, Jiang Wanguan breathed a sigh of relief and walked out with peace of mind.

On the side of the Ministry of Sports, there is really an imbalance between men and women. Lin Shen took a look, except for Zhu Lili, a fat girl next to her, the others were all males.

"Julie."

As soon as Julie heard her name, she walked in.

Lu Xiaoguo took the water cup, just took a sip of warm water, and saw a fat girl standing in front of him. Oh, my God! Her eyes are actually flattering at herself?

"Well, it's really my ideal muscular man, the masculine handsome face is full of positive energy, and the full muscles tempt my anxious heart!" Julie was excited, thanking God for letting her run for the sports department.

Zhu Lili made a squirming voice to Lu Xiaoguo: "Minister, hello, my name is Zhu Lili..."

As soon as her words came out, Lu Xiaoguo really couldn't swallow the mouthful of water in his mouth, he couldn't help but laugh and squirted out the water in his mouth, wetting Zhu Lili's resume.

Zhu Lili asked him in a soft voice: "Minister, you choked, are you okay?"

"It's okay, I just coughed, I'm sorry to wet your application form." Lu Xiaoguo reluctantly said a decent and subtle word.

Julie hurriedly said, "Then I'll write a new one!"

"No need!" Lu Xiaoguo hurriedly stopped her, muttering in his heart: "If you write again, you won't be recruited..."

Zhu Lili sat up straight, still looking at Lu Xiaoguo with winkling eyes, waiting for him to ask something.

Lu Xiaoguo was so choked that he hadn't come back to his senses, and when he saw Zhu Lili's respectful face, he immediately pushed it to Yang Li, the vice president next to him: "Yang Li, I'm still choking, I'll hand her over to you first!"

Yang Li walked in front of Zhu Lili, Zhu Lili saw Lu Xiaoguo go aside, pouting in dissatisfaction, "Hello, my name is Zhu Lili, a freshman from the Department of Management, I want to join the Sports Department." ”

Zhu Lili realized that her voice should not be so weak, so she immediately stood up and swore to the sky: "I promise, I have the strength of a pig, the diligence of a cow, and the brunt of a mouse!"

Lu Xiaoguo and Yang Li were both shocked, and they really heard someone describe themselves like this for the first time! This IQ shouldn't be the one who entered the university through the back door!

Yang Li straightened his expression and asked, "What is your specialty?"

Yang Lili thought for a moment, leaned on the table and asked, "Specialty?" Eat and talk? ”

If there were garlic sesame seeds and cumin pepper at this time, Lu Xiaoguo must be a delicious staple food on the table, because he had already been scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.

The table creaked out of direction because of Zhu Lili's force, almost squeezing Yang Li into a flat shoulder.

"Xiao Guo, come on your side, I can't control her a little!" Yang Li glanced at Lu Xiaoguo on the side.

Lu Xiaoguo shook his head.

Yang Li reluctantly sat up straight, and asked again: "Then what is the original intention of wanting to join the sports department?"

"What, junior high school? Our junior high school is small and does not have a sports department. Julie said shyly.

Lu Xiaoguo and Yang Li looked at each other, and the expressions of the two of them were Li Kui pretending to be dumb - dumbfounded.

"The vice president means to ask why you want to join the sports department?" Lu Xiaoguo explained.

Zhu Lili looked at Lu Xiaoguo shyly: "You are still teasing people, haven't you already read the application, people came to the sports department just to lose weight!"

"Huh?" Lu Xiaoguo and Yang Li had four pairs of eyes and two mouths, and they stared at Zhu Lili together.

"Don't do that! It's still nice to lose weight!" Julie had a shy tone the whole time.

The poor table, which had just borne Zhu Lili's fat body in front of it, was now about to bear the stunned heads of Lu Xiaoguo and Yang Li.

After the interview for most of the day, the people around him went in and out, in and out, and Lin Shen was the last.

"The last one, Lin Shen!"

Lin Shen was waiting outside the door, it was her turn, she didn't have to think about it, why was she left to be the last? It is clear that Lu Xiaoguo is deliberately embarrassed.

After Lin Shen entered, he pushed the stool and sat down, hugged his hands and crossed his legs, his eyes squinted, and his speech was disrespectful, "Fang name Lin Shen, peach and plum years, jealousy and hatred, no one in his eyes, launched a fire and kicked a fierce fist, and I hope that Minister Lu will tolerate my big Buddha!"

"Xiao Guo, is this your friend?" Yang Li saw that she followed up on her home, so he quietly asked Lu Xiaoguo.

"Just selling pirated CDs!"

Yang Li on the side opened his mouth wide, blaming students every year, especially this year!

"This dead Xiao Guo, he must do his best to make things difficult for me again!" Lin Shen hated him with both eyes, and secretly wanted to fight the person in front of him in his heart.

Lu Xiaoguo took his resume, glanced at the visitor, and read: "Name Lin Shen, gender female, native of Changnan City, age nineteen, department..."

Lin Shen stopped his yin and yang strange words in a loud voice: "Hey, do you know how to respect other people's privacy?" Can you not read it out?" As he spoke, he snatched his resume.

"If this form is also considered private, then I think you are in the wrong place, you should fill out a form to go to the hospital, I will show you the way, you should go to a psychiatric hospital!"

Lin Shen said angrily: "Don't be too venomous, beware of your tongue being poisoned!"

Lu Xiaoguo snatched back the resume in Lin Shen's hand, and saw that her specialty column was "outdoor sports", so he asked her: "Hey, I said can you be specific about this outdoor sport!"

"It's called generalization, outdoor sports are running, basketball, playing badminton, climbing, diving... Anyway, it's enough for me to write!" Lin Shen refuted Lu Xiaoguo.

"It's really not enough to write, but I don't think these are suitable for you, I recommend you three words, neat and concise."

Lin Shen looked at him, expecting that he couldn't spit out ivory in his mouth, "Which three words?" ”

Lu Xiaoguo stretched out his voice: "Sell-pirate-copy."

Lin Shen slightly suppressed his anger and looked at Lu Xiaoguo sternly: "Okay, you are determined to get involved with me, then I wish you all the discs you buy in the future are pirated!"

Yang Li saw that the two of them were busy talking, and hurriedly came over to persuade each other: "You two talk well!"

"Shut up!"

In the face of Yang Li's persuasion, Lin Shen and Lu Xiaoguo spoke in unison.

Lu Xiaoguo took a tone and returned to business: "Today, the recruitment system of the Ministry of Sports has changed, and the school suggests that our department control the number of people, screen it, campaign for sports, and go to the weak and stay strong." So you'll have to compete to find out who's qualified! Half an hour later, the playground assembles!"

"Isn't it just fighting in the ring, I'm not afraid yet!" Lin Shen glared at Lu Xiaoguo, slapped his palm on the table, and walked away.