42. Did you give a urinal as a birthday gift?

"I ...... I didn't! I really bought this painting at a great price! Antique dealers have been certified, how can it be a fake? Yu Zhenguang's forehead was sweating like rain.

In fact, Yu Zhenguang knew that this painting was a fake.

He has recently lost a lot of money because of gambling, and he can't turn over his funds, but he wants to be in the limelight at his grandmother's birthday banquet, so he bought a fake from a fake painting dealer for thousands of yuan without conscience.

I originally thought that the old grandmother was already old and dizzy, and the guests would not study it carefully, and they would definitely be able to hide it from the world, but they didn't expect it to fall into the hands of this inconspicuous Wang Xiaoan.

And now, Yu Zhenguang didn't have any steps down, so he could only harden his mouth to the end, and he pushed Wang Xiaoan: "Don't talk nonsense anymore!" How is it possible to tell that it is a fake just by a sign-off? There are exceptions to everything! ”

And Xue Liping and Yu Bing looked at Wang Xiaoan with great joy, they didn't expect this guy to have this hand!

If that painting is really a fake! You can take revenge on Zhenguang for throwing away their gifts just now! I can still fight to come back in one breath! Joyfully!

Yu Zhenguang looked at the rest of the Yu family again, pointed at Wang Xiaoan, and said, "He's a scumbag who can make a girl's belly bigger without getting married!" Do you believe the words of such people? ”

Only then did those people react, after all, no professional made a conclusion about the authenticity of that painting, how could they be bluffed by a little forced child?

Moreover, if this painting is really a fake, but only Wang Xiaoan can see it, then ...... Aren't they even as good as this little kid?

So everyone stood on Yu Zhenguang's side again and questioned Wang Xiaoan.

"You're not a professional antique appraiser, so why should we trust you?"

"Look at the shabby look you wear, you are definitely a poor ghost, how can you come into contact with such high-end art?"

"I think you're a toad lying on the road, pretending to be a camouflage little jeep!"

At this time, Grandma Yu clapped her hands.

"Don't make any noise, let me take a look, come on, bring my reading glasses!"

Yu Zhenguang's body was suddenly shocked, and he was completely panicked!

Wearing reading glasses, the grandmother can see clearly, her old man has been obsessed with ancient paintings for so many years, although her eyesight is not as good as that of a professional appraiser, but she can definitely see that it is a fake!

Yu Zhenguang broke out in a cold sweat on his back, thinking that if he was exposed soon, it would be completely finished.

But after putting on her reading glasses, the old grandmother carefully looked at the landscape scroll, and said loudly: "This painting is real!" Boyfriend who is less than ice! I think you've eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall! Dare to frame my grandson out of thin air! ”

Wang Xiaoan was stunned, and Yu Zhenguang was also stunned.

"Grandma, take a closer look......" Wang Xiaoan said hurriedly.

"Look at what! I've been immersed in antique calligraphy and painting for more than 60 years, isn't it deeper than you, a little hairy man? Or do you think I'm old and blind? Grandma Yu said sharply.

Wang Xiao'an is in a hurry, this damn old woman! Can't even see such a fake painting? Is it Alzheimer's?

He still wanted to argue, but between the electric sparks, his brain turned back and bent again, and he immediately shut up.

Yu Zhenguang's face was full of joy of escaping death, pointed at Wang Xiaoan's nose and scolded angrily, and then asked him to kneel down to apologize to himself, and then was beaten and thrown out of the door by the subordinates!

"Not necessarily! Today's big day, don't make a fuss ugly, just bow and apologize to my grandchildren. Grandma Yu said.

Wang Xiaoan obediently did so, and bowed deeply to Yu Zhenguang: "I'm sorry, I misunderstood." ”

The people in the Yu family were ridiculing each other again.

"How is the more clown? The more you love to jump out and be embarrassed? ”

"The old grandmother is also kind-hearted, and she doesn't drive this kind of person out."

Xue Liping trembled with anger, how much she expected Wang Xiaoan before, and now her disappointment and shame will multiply tenfold.

"I'm so stupid and hopeless! There's still a hint of expectation for you waste, please shut up from now on! Be your waste, and don't be a bad guy and embarrass us and bitch! Xue Liping gritted her teeth and said to Wang Xiaoan, lifting her feet in high heels, and kicked Wang Xiaoan's waist fiercely!

The toe of Xue Liping's high heels is eight centimeters, which hurts terribly, but Wang Xiaoan just gritted his teeth and didn't say a word.

Yu Bing also regretted it very much, she didn't know why Wang Xiaoan didn't have that ability, and he still jumped out to play such a play? It turns out that he is such a playful clown character?

Yu Bing began to blame himself, he shouldn't have promised Wang Xiaoan to cooperate with his plan in the first place! It is indeed terrible to fall into the clutches of Chen Tiantai, but the humiliation he receives now is not comfortable!

But at this time, Yu Bing glanced at the old grandmother's eyes at Wang Xiaoan, which was a little subtle, and Yu Bing understood the personality of the old grandmother, someone dared to stir up trouble at the birthday banquet like this, and he was still an outsider to the Yu family, and he would definitely be swept away!

In an instant, Yu Bing understood everything, in public, how could the old grandmother favor an outsider who was not even her grandson-in-law? But any individual will help his relatives or not! And the grandmother also knew that she was ashamed, so she also saved some face for Wang Xiaoan.

Yu Bing looked at Wang Xiaoan apologetically, but Wang Xiaoan just smiled and said that he was going to the toilet.

"It turns out that he is the one who was wronged, but he can only endure it." Yu Bing felt sorry for Wang Xiao'an.

After that, the birthday banquet continued, and when it came to Xue Liping and Yu Bing's gifts, the two of them became red-faced, and they could only rub their hands awkwardly.

The relatives were puzzled: "What? You're not going to be unprepared, are you? ”

Xue Liping nodded with a bitter face, she couldn't say that Yu Zhenguang threw away her longevity peach, otherwise Yu Zhenguang would definitely give her small shoes to wear in the company in the future.

Grandma Yu also darkened her face and said sharply: "Liping! I know it's not easy for you to live as a widow and orphan! But the gift is just a heart, you at least pick a bouquet of my favorite peony flowers for me, I am also happy in my heart, but you didn't prepare anything, did you not take this matter to heart? Or do you have an opinion about me? ”

Xue Liping stammered when she spoke in fright: "No...... No! Mother...... I really didn't mean that! ”

Yu Zhenguang looked at Xue Liping's ugly state, covered his mouth and snickered for a long time, and other relatives also fell into the ground, saying that Xue Liping was heartless at all!

Yu Bing stomped her feet hatefully, she and her mother were really unjustly killed! It's all to blame on that bastard Yu Zhenguang!

But at this time, Wang Xiaoan stood up: "Grandma, we have prepared a gift for you!" ”

He just used the excuse of going to the toilet, but in fact, he was taking a gift.

Everyone widened their eyes and looked at a blue and white porcelain vase that Wang Xiaoan was carrying in his hand, with a pot-shaped appearance, a round belly with lips and lips, and a pattern of peonies and birds on the body of the pot, and a blue-white glaze.

Everyone had never seen this kind of porcelain, and there was a lot of discussion.

"What good thing can this poor boy give? Eighty percent of them are bought from stalls, less than 100 yuan! ”

"I didn't see anything in his hand just now? How do you go to the toilet and get it back? ”

At this time, Yu Zhenguang suddenly shouted: "You stinky boy! It can't be the urinal in the toilet, right? ”

This sentence instantly detonated the living room, and everyone burst into laughter!

Grandma Yu stood up suddenly, her face pale with anger.

The laughter stopped, and the guests were instantly silent, and the atmosphere did not dare to come out.

Yu Ningshuang, who had been sitting next to the old grandmother, also stood up and scolded Wang Xiao'an angrily: "If this is really a urinal, then it's not a problem to fool grandma!" The urinal is used by men, and it is the worst insult to women! Who gave you the audacity to be so disrespectful to your grandmother? ”

Grandma Yu also picked up the crutch, pointed at Wang Xiaoan's nose, and scolded: "Get out of here immediately!" Otherwise, break your legs. ”

Wang Xiaoan complained bitterly, but he didn't expect that this Yu family claimed to be an entertaining family, elegant and refined...... But in fact, they are all a group of vassals and elegant straw bales, why no one knows the treasure in their hands?

But now there is no chance for Wang Xiaoan to explain!

The children, grandchildren, and daughters-in-law here, who can endure Wang Xiaoan's blatant insult to the grandmother? immediately asked someone to beat Wang Xiaoan and Yu Bing's mother and daughter into cripples.

Yu Bing's mother and daughter hurriedly apologized, saying that Wang Xiao'an had a problem with her brain, and then escaped from the gate of the Yu family's villa like a mouse.

And after they left, the people in the villa were still angry.

"Xue Liping's mother and daughter must be removed from the family!"

"I really ate the gall of a leopard!"

"That kid is really sick, didn't he eat brain fragments today?"

At this time, the housekeeper at the gate of the villa shouted: "Grandma, Boss Tang is here to congratulate you on your birthday!" ”

Grandma Yu hurriedly took Yu Ningshuang out to greet her, and the rest of the Yu family also followed.

This old Donald, but the president of the Jinhai Antique Chamber of Commerce, the famous Yipin Tea House and Jinyu Pavilion, also opened by him, has been on CCTV's treasure appreciation column, and is a super celebrity in Jinhai City, no matter how big the person is, he has to give him three points of face.

Grandma Yu and everyone in the Yu family hugged Tang Lao into the living room, and thanked him for coming.

As soon as Tang Lao sat down, he saw the porcelain pot that Wang Xiaoan left before and was placed on the ground, and his eyes suddenly widened.

Then, he didn't even care about his identity, and threw himself directly towards the porcelain pot, and the whole person lay on the ground, holding the porcelain pot and looking at it carefully.

"Donald? What's wrong with you? "The people in the Yu family were terrified.

"Rare treasures! I didn't expect to see it with my own eyes in my lifetime! Who is the owner of this porcelain pot? Can you give me a look at it and let me pick it up and take a closer look? Donald begged and said to the crowd.