"Erdan, don't cry," the master drank at me, and then he closed the hut so that no one would be seen and startled the snakes.

Master lifted Xiao Cui up from my arms, and said to Xiao Cui with a strong sense of love:

"Xiaocui, after we got to know your sister Tingting this time, you can go home with your brother, you can't stay here any longer"

"Brother Zhuzi, everyone in the village says that you are powerful, you are capable, and you are a fairy, do you know who killed Sister Tingting?"

I got up from the bed, thinking to myself, can you not be powerful, if you don't dare to brag about that bullshit, if you can't find the murderer in three days, you are willing to go to prison, I don't believe that you have the function of an unpredictable prophet.

"It's going to be soon, don't worry"

"By the way, when will the girl from your house come back?"

Cui glanced at the watch on her arm;

"There will be some time, we work in the private room in the restaurant, there are basically no customers in the morning, and we don't go to work until noon, and we usually go to work at 11 o'clock."

Xiao Cui hurriedly washed her face, what happened today is not to tell others, you should go to work as usual, what should you do! Don't mess up" Xiao Cui looked at Tingting's bed and behaved quite bravely, just said I know.

"Erdan, you will stay in at night"

"What" old man, are you okay, this is a girls' dormitory, you let me live in a big old man, you are stimulated, I am happy, Xiaocui and the girls are willing?

"Erdan, why are you disobedient, I have my own reason" Master has found him so anxious for the first time since last night, maybe his stupid apprentice is too incomprehensible.

"Master, don't be angry, I'm obedient, I'll just live in" Oh, my brother is very helpless.

"Xiaocui, do you go to other dormitories to see if there are single beds? Let's bring one in."

Xiao Cui said 'oh', but the master said, 'No need'

I stood aside, a little angry, what are you doing, old ghost, "Brother, I can't squeeze a single bed with Xiaocui when I'm in a relationship, this is immoral."

The master didn't speak anymore but looked at Tingting's bed, and I realized that I had been fucking fooled again.

"You want me to sleep in Sister Tingting's bed"

Master nodded, although there was no expression on his face, but I could see a treacherous smile on his face, if it wasn't for Xiao Cui's presence to hinder face, I would have kowtowed to this living father three times and begged him to spare me.

"Dad, brother, no, Master, this Sister Tingting comes back to rest every day, is it okay for me to occupy the magpie's nest" The implication of my words is that this ghost is not recognized by the six relatives, that is to say, this Tingting will never recognize me again, you let me sleep on her bed, do you want her to borrow my corpse to resurrect her soul, or let her be reborn in me, I will be in the second half of my life in a man or a woman, let's not talk about this, if she sees me sleeping on her bed, she will not strangle me in a rage, I have no woman in my life, just that, I admit it, I don't want to cultivate any female ghosts.

The master looked at my unhappy look and no longer paid attention to me, but instructed Xiaocui: "Before you go to bed at night, spread out Tingting's quilt, what it was like before, what it was like before, then you should wash and wash, go to bed and sleep, don't be afraid of anything, if those two girls find out that you can help block the second egg, remember that no one is allowed to tell today's events!" ”

"I know, brother," Xiao Cui agreed, wiping the tears from the corners of her eyes.

"Erba, let's go, let's go back to sleep, I didn't sleep all night last night, I was sleepy" The master stretched his waist with a tired face, and it could be seen that it was a relief.

"Sister, let's go, you go to work" I said goodbye to Xiaocui and kept scolding in my heart, you old pervert, why don't you sleep in Tingting's bed, this kind of fatal thing is always called Lao Tzu to do, really, go out in the morning for thirty yuan a day. I don't know if my life will be returned at night.

I followed behind this old pervert, thinking about sharing the bed with the ghost at night, my feet were weak, and I fell down the stairs back to the room several times, this old pervert dragged me back to the house like a dead dog, after a night and a morning of life and death, this old pervert can still sleep, how can the heart be so big, I watched the master lying on the bed 'whirring' sleeping like a grizzly bear, thinking, that kind ghost took this old man away, I can go home.

That afternoon, I sat in front of the small color TV and watched TV all afternoon, so what kind of mind did I have to sleep, I watched the sunset outside the window sink little by little, at this moment, I am sure, this is the first time in more than ten years that I am afraid of the sunset, because I know what will happen at night, Master never jokes with me.

Before sunset, I was scared for a day, I ate a few fritters in the morning and almost scared out of the, and I didn't eat at noon, and in the afternoon I was hungry, my stomach was growling, this mini color TV also lost its attraction to me, I looked back at the master and was still asleep for a while, anyway, I was hungry, I didn't care, I went up and woke him up.

"Master, I'm hungry, get up" I thought it would sweep away his old man's sex, but when I got up, I scolded me, but I didn't expect it.

"Erdan, what time is it?"

"It's past five o'clock"

"You wait a while, I'll wash my face and take you to dinner"

Master finished washing, took my hand and went out like a loving father, he didn't take me to the elevator, and went down the stairs, and looked at every corridor, this Mr. Yin and Yang's professional habits are really unbearable, fortunately there was no surveillance camera at that time, if it is like now, people see us sneaking around all day and night, and have already called the police to arrest us, fortunately, technology was not very developed at that time, intentionally or unintentionally gave the Yin and Yang teacher some living space, and now it is very difficult to do, I suspect that the current state-subsidized neurology hospitals are all for the current Mr. Yin and Yang.

After a toss, Master took me into the restaurant on the first floor of the hotel, found a blank glass table, and pulled me to the kitchen to order.

"Master, I want to eat roast chicken, and what is that?" I asked the woman behind me who ordered the food.

"Sir, that's ham"

"Oh, let's have a plate, hey, and pig ears, I want it too" I thought to myself, these things can't be eaten a few times a year from home, this looks like a ham full of meat has never been seen, let alone eaten, it's rare for Master to be so refreshing, how can I be polite.

I'll look left and right, I can't name those dishes, hey, don't be ashamed of that, forget it.

"Dad, that's all, it's enough for our two to eat" I turned my head and vomited several times in disgust, this is what the master taught him to call him dad in public, saying that he is in line with the people in the city, so as not to be suspicious, in the countryside I have never called my father, our ancestors have been called dad for generations, I think I can't fucking learn half a fairy, but I was tortured into a half-mad first, but, think about it is also here to open his mouth and close his mouth to call him Master is definitely not good, call brother, even worse, I don't know if I think this big pillar sells children, But this grandmother doesn't look like the two of them, go to the uncle's hair, so let's do it.

"Give us another pot of soup and two bottles of drinks"

"Seafood soup? Sir"

"Whatever"

The old man and I returned to the glass table, and the drinks were served first, and two bottles were pushed in front of me.

"Two eggs, all drunk, adults don't drink drinks"

Damn, you big pillar and play yin, I looked at the can with Coca-Cola written on it, there was not even a crack on it, how to drink, although we have not seen anything in the world, but we can't lose it

"Dad, one bottle for each of us, I can't let you watch it all the time" I thought to myself to see how the old guy opened it, I just need to follow the second egg, the second egg is the second egg is smart.

"Dad doesn't drink, son, you drink" I was so angry that I shouted that my eyes were full of gold stars, Nima, take advantage of me, don't say it, and don't teach me.

"Waiter, do you have a knife?" Lao Tzu said after splitting it first.

Master knew that I was clever, and he covered my mouth and stopped me.

"Look, in this way, there is a pull ring on it that opens as soon as I pull it" The master said 'Woo' and opened it, so frightened that I ran out of the three feet.

"Erdan, come here, take a sip, it's delicious" Master took a sip gently.

"Master, you drink it all, it's like a landmine" I sat back down at the table and pushed the unopened bottle to Master.

"Come, Erdan, take a sip, this thing is very expensive, don't buy it blindly" A sweet smell of cola wafted into my mouth, and the worms in my stomach came up, I looked at the bottle 'whirring' bubbling and couldn't help but ask stupidly.

"Master, this is made of boiling water, bubbling and not steaming, not hot mouth" Master was amused by me and laughed.

"Okay, Erdan, don't drink it, I've drunk it, I don't know if the good things are delicious" The master regained his rigor and opened the bottle in front of him.

I grabbed a bottle and immediately poured it into my mouth several times, "Master, how can you be sweet, I have never drunk such a delicious thing?"

"Huh" I hit several times in a row, and I was so happy.

"Thanks, Daddy," I turned disgusted at the old man.

This cola hasn't been studied thoroughly, roast chicken, ham, and pig ears have all come up.

"Okay, don't drink, you won't be able to eat for a while"

Master said to tear off a fragrant chicken leg for me, and I killed it in three or two bites, but I still can't get enough, or Master is understanding, and I still keep it.

"Master, you can eat too, do you want to drink some liquor?"

"Master doesn't drink"

"yes, I forgot"

"Second egg, eat more," the master served me soup and gave me pork ears and ham, and it was so beautiful in my heart that I could not compare to the life of this fairy master.

"Erdan, this is the meat on the chicken breast, it's tender, eat, eat more, slow down, can the master still grab it from you?"

"Hey, slow down, it's useless"

I have a mouthful of Coke and a bite of roast chicken, I'm so happy, wouldn't it be better to find a girl, just kidding, I was still young at the time, so I had this idea.

"Here, two eggs, another bowl of soup, and a few pieces of ham."

Although the things are delicious, don't be greedy, this is a wise saying, the more I eat, the more I feel wrong, why is the master so hard to make me, why do I suddenly have a strange feeling, how can I play on TV as if the condemned prisoner eats and drinks well and then goes on the road with a ghost's head?

Thinking of this, I suddenly remembered, I still have to have intimate contact with the female ghost at night, thinking that I am innocent for the first half of my life, how can I let the female ghost sleep with me, God, I follow the master every day to marry a living daughter-in-law, how can you arrange for me to have a cave room with the female ghost, thinking of the sad place, I can't help crying.

When I cried, the master was frightened, and he panicked, I will treat you with delicious food and drink, and take you out to see the world, this is good......

"Erdan, what's wrong with you, why are you crying this kid?"

"I miss my mother," I cried, not forgetting to shove pig ears into my mouth.

"We'll be home in a few days, don't cry," Master wiped my tears.

"Aren't you going to jail again?"

"What are you talking about, what kind of prison do I have, only bad people go to prison?"

"Master, can I not go to death at night?"

"The more you talk about this kid, the more outrageous it becomes, can Master let you go to death?"

"Erdan, you forgot who we are"

"Yin-Yang Police"

"By the way, what are we doing here?"

"Those who uphold justice and justice" are not all bluffing stupid boys.

"Then whether you go tonight or not, Master is guarding you outside the door"

"Go," I pouted and pouted again.

"Okay, Master will buy a box of Coke for you to bring back, so that you can drink enough at one time, my tiger doesn't have this treatment."

At this time, I have the leisure to think about Coke, I love to give my mother to whomever to drink, if I don't come back tonight, even ten boxes and twenty boxes of Lao Tzu will not be blessed to enjoy.

"Master, I'll do it, you have to promise me one thing!" I knew I couldn't escape, so I started bargaining with Master.

"What's the matter?"

"If I can come back alive this time, you have to ask the matchmaker to introduce me to a good-looking daughter-in-law"

"Erdan, how old are you this year? A minor who is not yet eighteen years old, the milk smell has not dried, and the fetal hair has not faded, how can he be a daughter-in-law fan all day long?"

"It's even harder to find when you're older, the son of Lao Li Tou in the south of the village is only seventeen years old this year, and the children are all four years old."

"That's someone else's child has a big ability, who is like you"

"Master, you also say I'm stupid, and Xiaocui also says I'm crying again.

"Okay, okay, okay, isn't it okay for Master to promise you! I must find a beautiful daughter-in-law for my eldest apprentice."

"Don't lie"

"When did I lie to you"

"A word is a certainty"

"A word is a certainty, you see your little bit of talent, stupid bastard"

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